Ylyl thread, and make it good
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Ylyl thread, and make it good
very bad start this thread's over boys
Fuck you Op, bump your own fucking thread. You get banana and sage for being a faggot. And I fucking hate banana posters.
>>679124996
It's a different fag fag
>>679125096
You are clearly illiterate, or mentally retarded. Judging from the grammar of your post, probably both. Go find your tard wranglers and tell them you shit yourself, and about how you went on the big boy website.
I think I can fix this thread a bit
Saged
Breath, Damn you
>>679124996
Saved. Assuming it's all mine.
>>679126224
I really like these, can there be more please?
>>679126458
Deep
>>679126451
It'll be Sesame Street, but I have a fuckload
Coming right the darn diddley fuck up
>>679126583
Thanks anon I'm ready
>>679126454
can't believe you got so many wings in there, personally after two wings i hang up
>>679126801
4/?
I should really keep these in their own folder
>>679126785
For some reason I doubt you have any "normal girls" in your social circle
>>679126785
>Tranny
>No Emotions
Whatever you say pal
>>679127116
8/?
>>679125940
>Is that a chocolate lab?
Fucking lost.
>>679126046
Top kek
>>679127182
>>679127177
Lies, lies and Slander (But like, don't tell my boss that)
>>679127182
I have a daughter you filthy prick.
>>679127306
10/?
forgot to label last one
>>679127329
And she's my top seller this month, thanks for chaperoning the last Girl Scout sale btw, big help
>>679127435
11/?
>>679127537
I don't have more saved, but it's by Dave Rapoza, and called Steven Lichman, theres a book of them out
>>679127541
12/?
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>679126454
at first i thought you made them all black but then i get it it's ski masks
>>679127649
13/?
>>679127712
What did we do to deserve this?
>>679126697
newfag
>>679126785
>>679126808
Paper fuel can't melt wood beams
>>679126879
"Girl"friend
>>679127955
ITS A FUCKING FAMAS YOU FUCKING RETARD
THREE ROUND CUM SQUIRT INTO THAT TRANNY OBJECTIVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679126143
>everyone thinks of Greece as least hardworking and trustworthy
>Greece thinks Greece as most hardworking and trustworthy
>>679126697
All that shit is fake anyway
>>679128275
19/?
>>679128275
More pls
Time for a green text story /b/, there's this fat feminist, furry, emo, whiney, slimey, cunt. I'll tell you the story of how I found out exactly how cringy she was.
>be me
>9th grade
>get on bus after school
>overhear this thing. Let's call it "Shelby"
>It groans and moans on about how it loves Nickleback
>five minutes into the bus ride she shows me her drawings.
>fucking print outs of things she drew on MS paint
>stupid fucking chibis
>five minutes later
>the thing starts eating
>you can hear it's desperate cries for breathe under the rolls of slimy fat
>*breathing intensifies*
>She then says "lol xddd im so randum y i got to be so fat xdddddd lol :333333 xpppppppppp"
>It then starts eating more
>I look to my side only to see it's eating chocolate milk powder
Tell her she should shut up and stop being a fat slob
>ohshit.jpg
>big mistake /b/
>The beast awakens
>the thing pathetically slaps my shoulder
>i push her away
>she then says shes being raped
>tell her shes not and that shes ugly
>see her next day with cuts up and down her arms and black makeup
>mfw
>>679128317
20/?
More than I thought I had
>>679126808
This reconstruction is definitive proof that it was a controlled demolition
>>679128372
Bananas in pajamas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY
>>679128423
21/?
>>679128364
Going as fast as I can, you little cockslut
>>679128423
You getting these from here?
http://reddit.com/r/bertstrips
>>679128564
21/?
Forgot image, this is why we can't have nice things
>>679128637
22/?
>>679128616
I saved these from prior threads, never knew source
>>679128393
I'm not sure garlic bread is measured in loaves
>>679128731
23/?
>yly and make it good
Hahahahaahhahahaha
>>679126143
Poland
>Most Trustworthy
Germany
>Least Trustworthy
Germany
wat
>>679124996
>>679125811
>>679125890
>>679125940
>>679125983
>>679126025
Holy shit, lost! More?
>>679128786
This reminds me of that book The Mysteries of Harris Burdick
>>679126454
Man, they're being offensive by replacing Jewish people with non-Jewish actors..
Fucking cultural appropriation and erasure.
>>679128931
The Poles have learned you can trust a German. He won't steal your car, he'll be on time, all the time. In fact he'll be early, always.
He'll also systematically eliminate your entire race and steal your land.
So Germans are very trustworthy. But you shouldn't trust them.
>>679129084
I fuckin' love those
Fantastic Prompts for stories
>>679129117
26/27
>>679129298
27/27
all done, my entire collection
>>679128914
>also bi
>>679126046
Just slap the kid, holy shit what weak parenting.
>>679129381
Thanks bra
>>679129240
Aha! Thanks, Anon
>>679129381
Thanks, the only funny shit in this thread
>>679126785
Still gay af, mate.
Long but worth the read
my god this site is cancer now
>>679130323
it has literally always been cancer
no point in bitching about it
I like the garlic bread and turtles.
Does anyone have the green text story of the retarded raptor screech guy?
MORE GARLIC BREAD MEMES
>>679126076
Kekd, lost
Tl;Dr
>faggs
>>679126143
lost
>>679126143
Fucking poland wot
>>679129642
>>679129842
More at 'http://reddit.com/r/bertstrips'
>>679127074
haha you got that image from my thread a few weeks back
where the fuck are all the asbestos removal memes?
>>679130032
great read
>>679127284
hahaha
>>679127284
Everything except her asshole has shit on it
>>679126785
No pussy mate, i'm bi and i still cant live without some poon once in a while
>>679127182
Hit me up with sum pizza fam
>>679126517
>48 in 1
I miss those $1 hadji shops.
>>679126785
y tho
>>679134110
so this was staged? they rubbed shit all over themselves just for this picture? what point were they trying to make? the questions keep coming yet nobody knows the answer.
>>679130831
It's the only thing they know
>>679127182
MODS MODS MODS
>>679126496
Welcome to Brazilian Educational System
>>679124591
Anonymous desires the rebrand it so desperately needs. Now is the time:
>Let's create a giant gay human centipede.
>Each and every single anon fucks the ass of the anon in front of him and behind you another anon is fucking your ass.
>Millions of anons all united, dick-in-butt. As the mass media broadcasts our glorious feat, we chant:
>We Are Not Anonymous
>We Are Faggots
>We Do Not Use Condoms
>We Do Not Pull Out
>Assfuck Us
>>679126785
Because gay ain't an option for most 'men'.
>>679126879
Guys who think an effeminate man is a girl is as disillusioned as thinking he's not gay while doing it.
>>679127712
I can't beleive a weeb spent this much time typing this shit.
>>679137747
I'm pretty sure he just copypasted and pastacopied it and didn't type it himself.
>>679137796
hehe you forgot to change the filename
>>679130831
Did they even learn from history
>>679125316
>autism
>>679137796
>read the filename
>16361647273.png
Fuckin retard
>>679138701
>not realizing that it's bait
>>679127102
He's homosexual and just can't accept it dude, let him be. Because one day he'll wake up and realise that he's just a massive faggot
>>679128914
>he is also bi
>>679126653
Underrated post
Desu?
Lost to this stupid fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>679126299
Lost like a fiddle
OP is a faggot
>Ylyl thread
>make it good
Pick one
>>679142118
goku, a man who dreams of becoming a blonde haired, blue eyed ubermensch
>>679128931
You can trust a German, you can't trust Germans.
>>679137923
yea but someone had to have written it originally
>>679127712
kill me pls
>>679143165
i left the sir part out, didn't go over so well
>>679142615
b any one recall the game
>>679126785
please kill yourself
>>679128367
Holy fuck that was pure shit
>>679127794
wtf is that
>>679126653
Would be a lot more effective if it was the same person giving both people answers.
>>679143289
>i recognise that gay blowjob
yeah, haha...
>>679127182
You weirdo
>>679144176
A cyst-like pustule in someone's mouth that popped while they filmed. This shit is why I laugh when creationist folk say the human body is perfect and brilliantly designed. Its a mess that falls apart in slow motion, and is just as interesting to look at.
>>679126378
skyrimwith300mods.gif
>>679145912
kek
>>679126046
fucking lost
>>679144242
Not really, because the answers are voted on. It shows the double standards of a large group. Of mostly women, I'm guessing.
>>679127712
The first verse reminds me of These Things Take Time
>>679142451
Don't take this site too seriously. This isn't the place to look for connections.
>>679126879
where the fuck else are you going to fuck "her"?
>i say "her" in quotes because it's a dude
>>679128557
got me :_;
>>679126143
I'm Italian and I agree with that. Southern Italy is basically Africa.
>>679126808
if jew construct the building, they need at least hijack 25 more plane to take it down?
>>679126076
lost top kek
