Satanic trips say what I do with the dead cat.
>>679086084
Put your penis in it.
>>679086084
>Put ur peepee in its pooper
>do teh mommy n daddy danse with it until u pee
>Mail it thru neibors lettr box with eyes gone with note says:ur kid/pet is next FOR TEH GLORY OF SATINIC TRIPPZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679086084
Put your penis in it.
>>679086084
Kill it
>>679086084
Put your dick in it.
give it a military funeral
>>679086084
fuck it
>>679086084
put your genitals in it
Make a pillow with it.
Make two pillows with it.
rollin for necrobeasty time
>>679088362
reroll
>>679088362
rerolll
Put it in a bag and take it to a public café
Then proceed to pull it out and munch on its remains (after ordering a drink of course)
Also, bonus points for managing to not get kicked out for 10 minutes and then ask for sauce
>>679088362
re fuckin roll
eat it
put your penis in its mouth. if you're a grill put its paw in your vagina.
>>679088082
Reroll.
>>679086084
fuck it
>>679088362
rerereroll
>>679088474
roll
super necro beasty time
>>679088608
one more time
>>679086084
Grill it and eat it.
>>679086084
Shove the entire head up your anus
>>679088531
reroll
beasty be dead but i dont mind
Bury the cat, then try to explain to your psychiatrist why your only friends are dead animals that you've probably killed.
>>679088661
Shit. So fucking close.
Give it a proper burial and go fuck your mother.
super mega necro beasty time
Bury it in a nice place under a tree
Eat it.
>>679088826
roll
ultra super mecha necro beasty time
Use existing knowledge of satanic rituals to evoke a demon to possess the cat...in a public area.
>>679088778
Roll
Tie it to a live cat.
Wait for it to start stinking and put it somewhere hidden at work.
motherfuck this is taking too long have sex with the dead animal
Super ultra extra more necro beasty time
Shove it up your ass
Also how did it died
>>679086084
Force a leg into your mother's vagina
>>679088984
Fuckin top kek dude, fuckin kek
beastmode from beyond the grave
>>679087684
There's always one that causes concern...
Roll for this
>>679086084
Eat it.
fuck a dead cat
Bury it you cock
tie it to a live cat.
>>679089274
Roll
eat it
>>679086084
Put in box/bag
Set on fire
Leave on someone's doorstep
Also timestamp
Tape it to someones car
>>679089353
Eat it raw
fuck the dead cat
>>679089274
Bury your cock in it
>>679089408
Roll
cook in BBQ and serve to local children or your own children.
>If no kids, must consume urself & insert cat tail into own ASS
>>679088984
Rollie pollie ollie
>>679089430
Rolling
>>679086084
space program
Fuck it's corpse in a public place.
>>679086084
kill yourself and burry yourself next to it!
im just lurking
>>679086084
cut in half
Fuck it raw and lick anus. Lol. Then use its teeth to scrap your pee hole. Then take selfie with it smiling. Then use it as a oven mitten for a rest of your life
Give it to asian neighbor..they'l thank u for it
>>679086084
post timestamp then fuck its brains out
>>679088984
Roll for this, plus cum in its mouth
Why do I get the feeling that OP just wants the person to say "make fuck with it", otherwise he's not going to do it.
...roll for fucking it
Fuck it.
Gib gud funeral
Go into a store/restaurant. go to their bathroom (hide the cat of course). and put the cat in the water tank in the back of the toilet.
Eat it raw.
A decent funeral
>>679086084
Eat it!
Use it as a jizz rag for a few days
>>679086084
Bury it.
>>679089686
>rest of his life
Wow anon that's a bit far don't you think?
give it a proper burial
A funeral with music and update in liveleak
>>679089430
Role
A funeral
Bury it
Place a dispenser inside it
>>679089988
Nice double d's, fag
Space program
>>679089903
Nah, that's boring, fuck it until it's skin starts to rip
>>679089430
This
Resurrect it
>>679086084
Here's a list:
>fuck it
>post pics/webms of fucking it
>cut off its head
>put dick in hole
>post pics
>put cat on stick (through ass and head hole
>post on neighbors lawn
>pics
>profit
livestream its funeral
Eat a large portion of its guts in full detail
>>679090063
What kind of dispenser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
try eatting the cat
Throw it into the air and try to catch it.
dig a hole, put it there and burn it, then bury whats left and shout THANKS MR GATO
>>679086084
>>679086084
Here's a list:
>fuck it
>post pics/webms of fucking it
>cut off its head
>put dick in hole
>post pics
>put cat on stick (through ass and head hole
>post on neighbors lawn
>pics
>profit
>>679090250
reroll this
>>679089430
Rolling
>>679090258
Kill yourself
>>679090258
Go die
Die along with it
>>679090248
Arigatou Mr. Gato
Freeze it 1 year
You know you want to know what it feels like to have a pussy on your cock. Fuck it
>>679089759
reroll
>>679086084
bite its head off
livestream a proper funeral, with music and whatnot
>>679086084
bite it in half
Nail it to a cross and put it in your local playground. Pics and timestamp or it didn't happen.
so many edgy autists in this thread lmao
>>679090520
rerolllllll
give it a decent funeral
>>679088966
Reroll for this
In blender
>>679088984
Dis
>>679090519
Mutha fucking REROLL THIS SHIT
>>679090695
r0ll
>>679090161
Rerollio
Give it a proper burial with a heartfelt eulogy. Afterwards, play "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes
>>679090666
Cook it on a spit over an open fire then eat its brains in its own skull/bowl.
Fuck it right in the pussy.
>>679090825
Roll
>>679086084
EAT IT ALL WITH A SIDE OF ROCKS
>>679088826
This
>>679090777
of by 111
Drop it onto a concrete surface from the top of a building, at least 3+ floors. Video plus pics.
>>679088705
Reroll for this here
>>679090777
WINRAR
>>679090250
Reroll? Reroll.
>>679086084
Skin it and use the skin to jerk your meat.
>>679090900
THIS
>>679090843
nice thumbnail faggot
>>679090161
FUCKIN REROLL JFC
>>679091038
stupid fag
Do this
>pic related
>>679086084
> liquefy it.
> inject it in yout veins.
> ???
> profit
>>679091086
REROLL
>>679090777
Niiiice trips, yo.
>>679090250
Reroll part 5: A day of shrekoning
>>679091038
You're a fucking retard.
>>679090161
If I have to reroll one more time, I will do it myself.
Hang it I'm a tree REEEEEEEEEEE
>>679091071
Rolling again
Burn it with gasoline post results
Trips say fuck it and cum on it's face
Slap it on top of the head a few times with your cock but record it.
Send it to boxxy
Put it under a tire of one of a friend or family member's car, and make them feel like shit for killing a cat.
>>679090250
I BELIEVE IN THIS REROLL
So, tie it properly!!
Give it a facial after fucking it
Skin It
leave it alone you bastard
Never got trips before so whatever
>>679091611
This
>>679091638
roll
>>679091612
This
give it a proper funeral
Throw it away like a good boy
Eat it
Leave the cat alone, kill yourself instead.
>>679091071
One more rolan
>>679090825
Reroll
space program by helium balloons
>>679091725
Roll
Fuck it in the anus or vagina with your hard on... if penis can't fit... cut Orifice open wider with knife then fuck it... no condom.
>>679091662
off by 4
>>679086084
>stop touching dead cats
>go back in your moms basement you edgelord
>kys
>profit??
Attach cat to a tetherball pole, and proceed to play a game using your fists or a bat.
>>679086084
Cremation
>>679091725
SHUT UP LITTLE MONKEY!!!
>>679091444
Nice trips tho, roll
>>679091662
damn
>>679091725
roll
1. Tie it to a brick
2. Throw the brick through the window of someone you hate
3. Call the cops, say you saw the neighbor do it
4. ???
5. Profit
6. Post pics
Fuck it like your fucking a supermodel
>>679091807
Rolling for justice
>>679091999
tfw off by 333
OP wont deliver kek
Try to sell it to chinese resturant
Find a playground
Beat a child with it
Put a mustache and a paper party hat on the cat, place cat in a baby carrier and take it to the liquor store and buy a bottle of el toro tequila.
Fuck it in front of a school camera
I bet OP won't even deliver
Life isn't worth living
Ram a cucumber up its ass then shove your cock in its vagina if it is female
I just want there to be cum on the cat somewhere
Kill it
>>679091860
roll
Fuck it in the ass.
Zozzle it
bring it back to life
Pose it somewhere as if it's a drunk passed out frat girl. Like, cigarette in mouth, empty bottle of booze, panties, whatever. Maybe write on it in sharpie.
Wear it
Make a hairy condom with his skin.
Poop on it
Bury it with what little dignity you can afford it.
Rip it in 2
>>679086084
bite its head off
use black magic to bring it back to life
and then kill it again
>>679092614
This
>>679092595
Roll
Cum on it
take it out for dinner and movie
Wear it and roll AGAIN
>>679086084
Poor cat. He/she looks like my old cat who was poisoned by a neighbor.
Bury it
>>679092694
Rollerino
Rip its legs off
Drop it off at the local cemetery but make no attempt to bury it. Just leave it on top of some kids grave. Bonus points if you put a little bouquet of flowers in its paws.
put a shoe on your head
Feed it to your family
Cat in pooper.
Fuck it while you beat it in the head with a hammer
this thread just proves that /b/ is the scum of the internet.
Bury it, plant a fruit bearing tree over its corpse in three days despite the stench.
>>679086084
Let it go then do a 360 and walk away
>>679092304
You major faggot, let me fix your sentence
"Ram a cucumber up its ass and then shove your cock in it and open it a new one no matter the gender"
Do a tribute to Pet Semetary. Put it somewhere where it will be seen and circle rocks around it and leave a note with some quote from the book or movie like "Sometimes dead is better."
sell it to a chinese restaurant
Shove the whole corpse in your ass
>>679093091
Reroll
Flush it down the toilet so It can be reborn
>>679093063
reroll
>>679093299
Sigh roll
Shove it up your ass
>>679093368
reroll
Pose it by a convenience store with an anti-smoking add. put a lit cigarette in its mouth.
