Open the book closest to you, turn to page twelve - the third line on page twelve describes you sex life.
Go.
Mine is:
"Investigated nature and made measurements, but not much" - ENIAC (McCartney)
Page 12 is still the acknowledgements.
"A lesser man would have died on the spot."
>>679081295
"Well, the second one went wrong from the very beginning"
object, but its underlying structure is still the...
wtf
>>679082489
Kek
""Princess for a Night," Father Daughter Dance"
The closest thing comparable to a book I could find in my room was a really big brochure.
"Catholics made a profound artistic statement about Piss Christ"
"Electron withdrawing groups stabilize the conjugate base, making the carboxyl group more acidic"
>after dusk he was sure to see the old woman hopping about
don't know whether good or bad
Fol
"-lowed me inside."
BRUTAL - Michael Harmon
>>679083704
Artfag.
'turned and glided smoothly through, not letting any of'
haha,
Patrick Rothfuss
The Slow Regard of Silent Things.
Literally fucking blank
I'm also a virgin ...
God?
"He wanted to feel the breeze"
One can only wonder...
"Jack gave him a questioning look, and he went on."
Displacement (cc) 124
Kawasaki service manual 1966-2001
>>679081295
But it seems that no children from salems lot will be in attendance
>>679084634
Sounds gay to me
"Some guy in a rubber smock and gloves?"
"Then the mist parted, and a beast emerged."
>>679084915
There is NOTHING gay about Jack Aubrey.
Except maybe all that homoerotic tension with Dr. Maturin.
>>679081295
"This was a much better way to emasculate them than killing them, which would only have led other generals to seek vengeance."
"the first whisked by with complete disregard, the second flashed meaninglessly"
that's the best i got
slender speedwell, P. 310
"The pickup had a logo on the side door, illegible"
wat does it mean
Don't be afraid to improvise! It all starts in the backyard.
"Koizumi followed my lead and bowed his head."
K, I might be gay but at least I'm the one getting the BJ.
>>679081295
examples) 'Thunor's grove'; Thursley (Surrey) 'Thunor's grove'.
>my sex life is the holy place of an Anglo-Saxon god.
"Living is hard as hell."
>pretty much
"if she stll tries to leave, kill her"
umm
"Syntax errors are illegal uses of key words, operators, punctuation, and other language elements."
What does it mean, guys?
"close your hands into fists"
Grown large of body, and empty of head
Fucking hell that's accurate
When they came outside again nearly an hour later, the parking spaces in front of the restaurant were all occupied.
''Northern China was subject to both droughts and floods''
yep
>to perform a "physical assessment" of a victim means to inspect from head to toe for injuries without moving the victim.
"The state leader is able to pick and choose whose rights and which types of rights individuals may temporarily enjoy..." - The Tyranny of Experts (Easterly)
>guess everyone is on the menu tonight
>>679085954
That desperate huh?
And now, once again, I bid my hideous progeny go forth and prosper.
-Frankenstein
>>679086087
Your sex life is a syntax error, sorry /b/ro
>>679085666
>Chekin myself
satan speedwell
"Suppose smart touch learning pays 400,000 to purchase 40% of the common stock of Kline, Inc"
> I think it means I'm drowning in pussy
I had proceeded back some distance towards the steps, when there suddenly fell to my experience one of the most profound and maddening shocks capable of reception by the human mind.
>>679086929
Unfortunately Kline Inc. manufactures extra small condoms.
>>679081295
A method will show any values that it requires to be passed as arguments and any values it will return.
"There were a number of very distinguished gentleman at Mrs. Greene's who all agreed that if a machine could be invented...it would be a great thing."
"were on the same floor, and indeedon the same passage."
"What? No." Console Wars
"I am riding on a limited express, one of the crack trains of the nation."
I should stop fucking hookers on crack
Beth hevy ageyn, or elles moote I dye!
>>679081295
Joe grabbed the lever and the next day he woke up in some hotel room.
"...corresponding degree of theatricality. Yet while critics dammed..."
Salvador Dali (Norbert Wolf)
"Harry poked the parcel nervously"
>>679089443
That shit's gay, anon
Despite their successes, many Chinese Americans still deal with subtle (and sometimes blatant) prejudice and discrimination. - My Sociology textbook
"...childlike wonder toward the planet and the small things that are often..."
>>679081295
"Rarities gathered from this wide world's remotest nooks."
"evening meal, for which the entire family gathered"
Hall--but that feeling, that tingle of fear, has long since faded from memory.
Legacy of the Drow- R.A. Salvatore, Collector's Edition.
>>679081295
"The A to Z of foreign musical terms"
The 3rd definition on page 12 is
Bachetta - Drumstick, or beater (Italian)
>>679081295
"be a hon," she tells me, "and place the sushi on the table."
>Each breath brought the faint and not unplesant tang of antiseptics in the air, and it triggered a memory of the time when-of course!
>>679089123
>>679090464
>>679090646
Third *sentence*, people. "Line" is another word for "sentence".
>>679090561
Damn I'm boning really hot chicks.
>>679081295
"The planet had been populated for at least three hundred years."
- Heir to the Empire.
Jesus, guess I got fuckin' busy.
>>679091501
This REALLY sounds like I'm getting roofied
>>679081295
"...although, his clumsiness prevented him from actually building the equipment."
"You can dream of sweet amore on your surfboard on the wave."
>>679091683
OP here to clarify.
No, I literally meant line, not sentence. Faggot
Between Rigoletto's violin and Donna Grazia's guitar, I would rather choose the parrot on the first floor!
He took back all of His possessions and all of the captives.
-the bible
>>679081295
its blank
"Here are three things every asshole must have"
~assholeology
>>679081295
>sure the area that will be worked on is well ventilated
"Any price below the exchange value will, on average, leave customers better off with the new product than they would be with its comparable alternatives, and definitely better off than they would be without the product at all, and therefore would be a good price."
"I'm sorry your Honor"
>>679092832
Jamal, that you?
>>679081295
"...be no Sun, no wind, no rivers and no life at all. Energy is..."
>>679081295
"Will begin to salivate at the sound of the rustle of the bag" - Development Phycology from infancy to adulthood
Guess that's what they call... "middle schooler syndrome."
Or refuse to call and lose your job.
Picked up batman's signal.
"Batman is in trouble" he said " I'll have to fly at super-
Does this count?
>>679081295
"The tendons are easily found and operated in the feet of a chicken"
>>679081295
"Use both sides of the brain"
"Yes, I would sit on my mother's knee and wonder why I felt sore"
"and with which He has promised to abide till the end of the world. To this society He entrusted"
>>679081295
"The air around them was blue and foul and made them seem to float".
>>679081295
"Present bilingual education policies had their origins in this Great Society quest for equal opportunity for the disadvantaged, especially racialized minorities.
-Language Policy and Identity Politics in the United States
So like...I'm going to be fucking a handicapped minority? What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Das es nicht darauf ankommt, ob der Junge nun genau weiss, wann diese oder Jene Schlacht geschlagen wurde.
Adolf hitler, Mein kampf
>>679081295
>Open the book closest to you
They are all closest to me faget.
They are electronic.
Do you have a fucking electron scanner so I can sees which one is closest to me on the fucking solid state drive?
>>679081295
>"... a desolate stretch of sand..."
accurate
"This is how they got you. Work you to exhaustion, dull your senses, numb your will into submission . . ."
"Everybody in the block;man! I'll trim your babies like little lambs"
One flew over the cuckoos nest
>>679081295
>Page 12 literally is empty
My sides
>>679093575
ooooh, aren't YOU an edgy, anti establishment type. You rebel you.
>>679081295
Slope of the line joining p to the origin
I'd joing my p to that origan anytime so guess winrar
"The rocket made climates, and summer lay for a brief moment upon the land...."
-The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
>>679081295
"A phylogenetic hypothesis may be modified when new evidence compels sytematists to revise their trees."
Most emergency communications centers also include special equipment that allows people with speech or hearing disabilities to communicate with the dispatcher via a keyboarding printed messages.
keyboard or printed messages
Some terrible creature had been coming for his mother
- The Talisman by Stephen King
>>679094380
Sorry, but it was stated to read the book closest to me and i hide it under my bed where i am at this moment. So it is closest to me atm, because the bookshelf is on the other side of the room.
And i only habe this book for research purpose.
Anyway, when my post should upset you in anyway, i am terribly sorry for that.
"下の文章は、日本の大学で勉強している留学生のキムさんが、「林先生の授業から学んだこと」について書いた作文である。"
Okay....
"absorbed, and then to the large intestine" chickens, weaver
>>679095150
"l-lol, it-it's just f-for r-research! I-I swear!"
Sure it is, sure it is.
"He was cold. But everyone was cold for part of the year. It was how things were." Lmao
"On the far shore, on this side new souls crowd"
>>679095420
It is, i am interested in how this man worked, and why he did those things.
And why i am hiding it, it is because my roommate is a radical left person and i dont want any bitchery about that
"Jenna's neck snapped"
HA!
don't care, gonna finish
>>679095877
Sure Billy, sure.
Repress the urge to gas the Juden, Billy...
"I could list a great number of these
one-sided diminutive romances."
tfw no /b/ros keep a copy of Lolita in their pockets.
"...on the back and made jokes about rising from the dead."
>>679081295
"WAoOW"
>>679096126
Why billy?
Sorry
"According to one perspective, one cannot actually speak of the ... "
Subject to interpretation.
>having books close to you
lmao at you nerds
>>679081295
Blank. So very true.
>>679081295
先生ノックを．．．
Rough Translation: Please knock
From pic related
"Sometimes when he had really scored heavy he got paranoid"
A Scanner Darkly
"The desert was harsh and barren and no amount of hope could save Coz'yhael from certain doom."
>>679096496
Because Billy is a typical closeted fascist name.
>>679096301
Kek
>>679096496
Why not?
Unless you want to give us your full name
>>679081295
"Her voice trailed off, her throat full of love and loss and pain."
"And although there must have been nearly a hundred mongrel celebrants in the throng, the police relied on their firearms and plunged determinedly into the nauseous rout."
>>679097078
>>679097399
I expected some stereotypical german name in that manner, but anyway thank you for making that clear
>>679098431
Whatever you say Hans
>>679081295
Uh.. the page is blank.
"Sold or hired to the highest bidder; not everywhere or completely but"
>>679098431
Shut up Till, no one likes you.
>>679098666
Satan has no sex life!!!
>>679098578
>>679099407
Okay, sorry that i upset you
>>679081295
"is minimizing disruptions and reducing lines at airports"
>>679081295
Is this a line as in a quote, or as in actual lines of text?
>>679099636
You can't upset the unupsettable
This is /b/ you retard. You offended no one but yourself.
>et stabunt super omnes homines, in quibus Dei
Some memoirs of some family ancestor from a few hundred years agi
Not a latin fag so I dont get it
>>679081295
>>679101549
I said BOOK not EBOOK, cocksucking Kindle user
of fake blood and a piece of wool on the blanket
Atoms and molecules can separate and then join together in new combinations.
Adolf Hitler in school at 11 years old.
>>679101175
It says "You're a disgrace to your entire family, you should go suck a cock"
>>679101805
Physical books are for plebs. This is the 21st century, fag. I can't have 100,000 books in my room, but I have them on a USB drive.
"Describe the process of interest at the Dallas restaurant."
"Get the rest!" I ordered the flock. "Free the beasts!"
"Dada was antimaterialist in its stress on change, on temporary media, and on action rather than on the construction of lasting objects constantly increasing in value."
WTFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?
>>679081295
>Fortunately, the Horadric Cube is even more important
The Horadric Cube is more important than my sex life...
>>679102432
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD NOW YOU BOOK HATING SON OF A NIGGER WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>679102888
Nigger, I just told you I have 100,000 books on a USB compared to your one book you have in your basement.
>>679100757
Sorry
bit key locks are used to open many closet and bedroom doors
>>679100757
But i like to discover the undiscoverable
Greetings fellow order member, do you have any news for me?
>>679103024
I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!! TAKE YOUR PAPERLESS BULLSHIT OUT OUT OF THIS SACRED PAPERED THREAD, YOU FLITHY SWINE
"In the historical context of a confluence of radar screens, telephone and radio communication, game theory, and mathematical thought on secure channels, "the concept of information applies not to the individual messages (as the concept of meaning would), but rather to the situation as a whole." - NOISE CHANNELS (Peter Krapp)
TL;DR
I would be a dirty talked blocked autist
>>679103458
Other thing is that I'm the only one that posted proof that I actually own a book. These fags could have just googled some shit.
confucians and buddhist and the indiansare hindus, while some of the tribes still retain animist beliefs
>>679081295
/kumkum/ [kumgum ~ gumgum] 'to be stiff'
heh
>>679103615
AND YOU COULD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD!!
>>679103849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24KpmzcQR2k
Among those who favored the federal Constitution, three such devices were distinguished.
'Walk softly, and carry a big gun'
Ere I will yield my virgin patent up...
>>679104005
>EXPECTS ME TO LISTEN TO NIGGER MUSIC
KILL YOURSELF
>>679081295
"He won't, He won't," Arnie said hastefully. "Three Hundred Dollars, you say?"
>>679104480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H2trMsD5s4
>The power of the blow made his arm made his blow go numb, the Arab swung again
I don't know how to feel about this /b/ros
>>679104654
Fuck my gramar
>>679081295
R = U × I
>>679104634
OR I COULD JUST KILL YOU AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU ACCIDENTALLY STABBED YOURSELF 64 TIMES...
WATCH YOUR BACK JAMAL.
"when my mom made good" - Making Faces by 8fish
>>679105018
>babby's first troll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMoFbvep3E
''I don't even know her. Make Triss do it'' ''No, I want you to do it. This will be a chance for you to get to know her.''
>>679081295
"I didn't taste much like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword-swallower's sword and made me feel powerful and god-like"
Thanks Sylvia Plath lol
>Come, man, come; only three minutes, or it won't be legal.
shit.
But the Rancor's ferocity astonished the spectators even more as it devoured it's first live meal since its capture on Tatooine.
>>679105192
No I'm just fucking with you, you dumb nigger. I actually couldn't care less.
>>679105288
>>679081295
"of a line with slope 2 and y-intercept -1. (Recall the slope-intercept form of the"
"Ground was also broken on the 8,000 square-foot community center in Tishomingo and a new area office kn Purcell"
>>679105554
The answer's off by one..
>>679104222
I feel offended, no checks
Self check
>>679105456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>>679105677
suicide imminent. also checked
"Vulnerable. This can be scary"
-Guide to getting it on, by Paul Joannides
"Yet it is told among the Eldar that the Valar endeavoured ever, in despite of Melkor, to rule the Earth and to prepare it for the coming of the Firstborn."
Well, if you say so.
Za Ze Zu Ze Zo
>>679106376
Is that Japanese?
>>679081295
est très vieille
top monster fucking kek
>>679106453
japanese language book
a full moon on the third
I'm at work, and it's my instruction manual. Just says...
"Action"
seems about right
'Cathy!' someone shouts. 'Don't break rank!'
Platelets begin to aggregate the site. Positive feedback occurs as the chemicals...
Kek
If anyone is interested this is referring to the clotting of blood in response to an injury.
>>679081295
there is no book next to me
sums it up nicely id say
And when she got her breath she added: "This is no place for babies, with all these horrid things rushing about.
"How would you describe your relationship with your parents"
>>679104654
Top kek anon, top fuckin kek.
>>679081295
Thai Chicken Wings with Peanut Sauce.
It's a cookbook. Asian chicks are alright I guess.
"But it had told Doctor Noyes enough about his youngest son's"
Well that's...unsettling.
If there's corrosion in the spent fuel rod casings, there may be some fission products in the water.
literally 3 inches closer to me than game of thrones feelsbadman
Can you imagine the heavens themselves raining fire upon the world below?
"of the Heavens." Aristotle, Plato, St. Augustine, At Thomas" - Pale Blue Dot
>>679081295
"white -hot lava off castle walls on drolls and montebanks"
lol. Bradbury, something wicked
"-Stalin of course. You know I can't come to a party without it."
"I can go anywhere, but you're stuck in the circle," said the girl.
I don't own any books.
"I suppose you will all stay for supper?" He said in his politest unpressing tones- The Hobbit
>>679104222
It's because you misquoted such a great quote you insufferable faggot.
>>679110311
Just before we got thete my dad looked at me and said "now dont be dissapointed when you see it"
Book is life on the line by grant achatz. i also staged at his restaurant
i just got the word Turmeric
so yeah
African coast in the middle of the fifteenth century
"They parked the big rigs on a gravel bar"
>>679081295
"A long apron coated in blood"... WTF does that mean?
>>679081295
"I call this property a signifier(discussed in the next section) "
Huh
