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Ask a psychologist anything.

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
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never been able to maintain any relationships, with friends or family. what do?
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>>679067031
Elaborate. Tell me more about what you mean.

I need details if you want help, Anonymous!
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>>679066884
I asked a thousand times and i will ask again, is there a way to cope with bipolar without taking medication?
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Knock knock.
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>>679067314
I've told you just as many times as you've asked; no. bipolar is an extreme condition and requires medication to treat.

I'm sorry you don't like that answer, but like a short fence in pokemon, there is nothing you can do to get around it.
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>>679066884
Hey I was talking to you before the last thread 404'd I was the guy about to fail out of College and have no idea what to do from here expect off myself.
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Hiii, Im a guy who suffered OCD. Related with love and my relationship. No after having being to a doctor like you, I have almost totally recover from my OCD. However I have the sensation that I have lost my feelings. As if I had becomes into a less sentimental person than I used to be. Is this normal?. Also, now that there are onlu remains...is it normal to have the sensation of "not being improving anymore?, or a a very slower pace?. Thanks!!
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>>679066884
Whats your belief system/philosophy?
What is your height?
What is your main goal in life?
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>>679066884
How do I get rid of all my stalkers for good?
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>>679067449
Who is there?

>>679067525
You need to get medical attention so you don't fail out, Anonymous!

>>679067644
Can you elaborate more on your feelings? I'm afraid I don't understand.
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>>679066884
How long is the onset of schizophrenia in males? What are the odds of being able to "properly function" while having it? Are there any marked cognitive positives to having it ie. heightened abstract perspicacity and so forth?
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>>679067281
I'm not really a part of anyone's life, hard to put the effort to maintain relationship. I hate having to interact with people in larger groups, I can't motivate myself to do anything. straight A student in college though.
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>>679067730
It's me Goku
>I can't stop doing this send help.
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>>679067807
It depends, it depends, no.

Sorry Anonymous, but schizophrenia is still poorly understand; we think it is related to Parkinsons of all things!

>>679067853
You sound introverted; is this a problem that is causing you hardship?
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>>679066884
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you're no psychologist, you phony
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>>679067730
I'm going to fail out no matter what. My year ends next week and I have nothing to show for it. I'm worried if I see a doctor or someone they are just going to give me pills to make me feel 'Normal'.
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>>679066884
My gf is alcoholic and phd student. Stressed, depressed almost everytime. Im here to comfort her and then when she sees her friends she looks happy. I get all the shit + sex; but Im tired. She would not listen to me or ask me about my stuff. I dont want to cheat more on her, I dont want to leave her.
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>>679068132
Wait what?
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Why isnt suicide legal? Also who is paying you?
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>>679066884
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
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Hi I am interested in being a psychiatrist then a psychologist, you regret your career choice and feel inferior to other professionals with medical degrees and higher salaries?
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>>679068019
Interesting. Fair enough.

Why did you choose psychology as a profession?
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>5'8"
ahhh... her body fits flush in my closet...
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>>679068059
Believe what you want.

>>679068109
As I explained previously, that's not how it works. Also, you HIRE a doctor; just say "I want a second opinion" and get another doctor if you don't like the treatment.

You have to be your own advocate, Anonymous.

>>679068128
That's not really a question.

>>679068280
Because tomorrow could be better.

>>679068209
Paying me?

>>679068325
No, because I'm a programmer making a quarter of a mil a year doing financial models that use my psych degree.

With no student debt.
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>>679067697
By taking your medicine.
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>>679068019
I am introverted, hate it, I want to be able to call anyone out of the blue and hang out or talk.my co workers think I'm weird because of it and probably don't want anything to do with me. I could go missing for weeks and no one will probably notice
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>>679068441
Does the government pay you to help us?
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>>679066884
s/o post reply from previous thread
They happen all the time. I am trying DESPERATELY to overcome these issues and I don't want to keep setting my self up to fail, but that seems to be the only thing I am good at.

I just recently obtained health insurance and I have been looking for one around the area that I live in. I'd rather go by word of mouth, but at this point, I don't care who I go to. I just need some help to get over all this shit. I fucking hate this feeling!

I do not want to feel this way. I don't. It's killing me, my relationship, and my sanity. I don't know what to do. I love them so much..but I fear that I am going to lose them because I feel like most of my outbursts could of been prevented by thinking myself out of it.
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>>679067844
You must have one. If you havent thought about it then your lifestyle can surely tell you. What do you live for? What gives you the most meaning in life?
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>>679068557
Then why don't you go seek therapy?

>>679068584
No? I wish, that'd be fucking tops! I'd run afternoon threads too!
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>>679066884
What does it mean when you have a recuring dream about a girl
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Like, mhmmm. Before I used to feel "happiness" more clearly. Or sadness. Or anger. Now I feel like more passive. For example: my gf cries bc she is worried about an exam: a year ago Id have been more sentimental and it d have affected me more, now I help her, I talk to her but I dont get as worried as before. The same happened with my grandma: she had to get into a surgery like a week ago and before (a year ago) I would have been much more worried about it than I was 2 weeks ago...
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hello? alice?
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>>679068532
heh... people took full advantage of me when I want on them, I cringed at the chat logs
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>>679066884
Any drugs help bpd?
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>>679068441
Thanks for the help, but if you want me to be honest I would rather just end my suffering than have to take pills for the rest of my life.
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>>679068735
I'm going to talk to my Doc about CBT for anxiety and insomnia. you think that will help get my social life back on track? will it make it easier to talk to people?
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Why?
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>>679068927
darn typos...
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>>679068927
do you think im a stalker? :[
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I feel like I am completely unable to be sure of anything in my life... It makes it so hard for me to deal with any choice because I cannot picture myself in, say, five years. I would really like to be able to have a life project that I can work towards, but I cannot be sure if I like anything. How can I deal with such a situation ?

pic semi-related

Thanks in advance,

-S
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>>679068704
You seem to be kinda pushy; who says I have to have one? You?

You ain't me; don't tell me what to feel or do.

>>679068670
What area do you live in? Maybe I can refer you to someone.

>>679068741
That you are having dreams.

>>679068744
Is that a problem? Like, do you dislike it? Is it affecting your life? is it a hard ship?

If not, it's probably just transient; people change how they feel all the time. Part of the aging process!

>>679068932
Some, but most of them are grey market.

>>679068968
....wait, so you think it is better to die than take pills? What about food; if you don't get the right vitamins, you die. Water, air, zinc, etc.

You already depend on DOZENS of things to not die; why is one more somehow worse?
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>>679068975
Yes. It definitely will. Try hard Anonymous, and find a good therapist. You'll be better in no time.

And if you aren't, email me; always willing to talk.
[email protected]
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>>679069084
alice i am sorry for my behavior earlier and anything ive done against you can you ever forgive me
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>>679069018
hmmmmmmm yes
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>>679069084
No, Im not pushy. Its just not possible to not have one, just like its not possible to not take up space. If you havent consciously thought about it then your lifestyle can tell you what you come close to.
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>>679069048
Why do you need to be sure? I'm unsure of almost everything! I know how life can change upside down in a SECOND. I'm a burn victim; I went from being able to swim fast and hard, maybe even Olympic class, to being barely able to move.

Be flexible; the world doesn't care about your plans.
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>>679066884
i need help, please, i have severe depression, my girlfriend of 2 years just left me, im 27, the world just fell on me, don't know what to do
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>>679069268
you want to get rid of me?
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>>679069084
>that you are haveing dreams
T-thanks doc you gave me some real insight
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>>679069359
A singularity disagrees with you, sir.

Just because you think it is essential doesn't mean I do; I don't have such a goal. Sorry.

"There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy".

>>679069430
Tell me more. Tell me everything Anonymous.
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THANKS a lot. Jajajaja. Just what my doctor said. I just wanted to check it. :). I hope this OCD will dissapear. Its almost gone!.
Greetings from Madrid, Spain
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>>679069256
Apologizing doesn't work with her
>>679069451
i want to get rid of all living beings on my planet
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>>679069084
Right outside of Manhattan. Do you have any tips, any at all, that could help me with my jealousy? I'm desperate to save not only my relationship, but my life.
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>>679069534
There's nothing to dreams; anyone who tells you differently hasn't seen fMRI studies. Sorry it isn't the information you want, but it is the truth.
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>>679069617
you want to be alone?
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I can't decide what college to go to out of two choices. Both have an even amount if good and bad things about them. I'm a senior in highschool with half a month to decide. How can I make a desicion that will satisfy me?
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>>679069084
It might just be my state of depression talking but I do not care about life anymore. I would much rather end it now than have to spend 10,20,30+ more years living in a state of mind that is either depressed or is twisted into being 'Normal' by pills made in a factory somewhere.
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>>679069823
Flip a coin; you'll never be satisfied if they are truly equal. Leave it in the hands of fate!

And, if the result comes up with something you feel dread towards or don't like, guess which choice you REALLY wanted?

>>679069858
You...really don't understand how medication works huh?
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>>679069711
I've always been alone
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>>679066884
i'm is south korea working, working for her and me, for a better future, and she broke up with me, 10000 km away, i;m on wellbutrin right now, and all it's doing is making me think about killing myself more and more
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I find it hard to make new friends, and as a result I dont have many
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>>679067460
But if that's true why do a lot of people say that it's all in your head and before it was just attributed to hormones
How did people before medication cope with it
Is it socially caused?
I've been diagnosed but I don't take any meds
Maybe it was a false diagnosis so that he'd make easy money
Please elaborate
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>>679070022
thats just emo silliness! of course you're not alone, even if you feel like it sometimes
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i've had my heart broken, how can i ever trust women again?
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>>679066884
Will you suck my dick? It's not very big
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>>679070027
How long have you been on it?

>>679070092
People before medication took herbs, like St. John's wart, which functions identically to a modern SSRI.

We've been treating ourselves for mental illnesses since as far back as we can find evidence Anonymous. Welcome to the world.
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And....well. It is not a hard ship. Or affects my life in a big way at all. However it keeps me thinking about the possibility of having lost part of "the way I was", my personality, along the curing procces or due to the OCD. It might also be part of the final stages of OCD. Idk.
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>>679066884
Hey i got a question...i havent been to work in 6 weeks...i keep making up excuses and lying to just about everyone about it. I wake up and drive to a parking lot and wait for about 2 hours till i know my wife has left for work then i go back home and sleep or watch tv till she gets home....running out of money but i just cant seem to get my ass back to work...why am i doing this to myself???
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>>679069986
I guess theres alot I don't understand :/
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>>679066884
Any tips for my wife?
She's about to graduate with her bachelor's in psychology and is looking to start a career.
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>>679070222
Did all women hurt you? No? It was just one woman? So why would you blame all women for it?

That's like a rape victim blaming all men for the actions of one man; it ain't realistic.

>>679070236
Woops, no pic, that was me.

>>679070310
Then why are you spitting on stuff that can help you?!

>>679070353
Tell her to either get a masters or pick up a different major.
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>>679066884
Thanks for being cool alice. I just trying to stay positive while hospitalized for a suicide attempt.
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Can i put on You pooper and do fucking trannys make me gay help op?
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>>679070210
I'm being honest, I've never found someone I can relate to
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>>679066884
if it's possible to get off medication and still function, is it better to get off it?
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>>679070222
Have lots of money
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Is it normal to love being angry? I feel most happy when I'm in a state of rage, which doesn't take me much to work up towards
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>>679070256
That's....not how it works. You are you; you can't lose you. That doesn't make sense.

>>679070282
I don't know. You clearly know it is a problem. So why don't you just do it?

>>679070473
*nods* Be safe, Anonymous.
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What i told my psychologist last week "I'm a high ranking freemason who worships reptilian entities and if i told people this they wouldn't believe me."

He didn't believe me.
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>>679069986
Funny, I asked a friend today which college I should go to and she said the exact same thing? Is this common advice I don't know about? Regardless, I did that, I felt sad when I got one, then re-flipped, got the other, and I was still sad. One option gets me far away from home in the middle of nowhere, and the other puts me in a college that doesn't have the exact minor I wanted. Sorry, this is way less your realm of expertise.
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>>679069575
By not having a goal your goal becomes just being. And, since you havent thought about it, most likely being just for pleasure. So youre probably a materialist and hedonist. Thats all I wanted to know.
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>>679070236
i've been in and out with the medication, right now 2 weeks, she killed me, i'm crying like a baby, hurting myself with thoughts
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>>679070525
you can relate to every human being solely based on the fact that you are living!
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>>679070666
>666
>psycho
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>>679070439
I guess I'm just another crazy person on the internet.
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>>679066884
Have you ever watched Dr. Katz?
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>>679070587
No, your doctor should help you make that decision; it isn't so cut and dry.

>>679070602
Yes, anger is VERY addicting; you may want to stop or you won't be able to later.

>>679070635
Yes, as he shouldn't have.

>>679070651
It's the only advice you can do, really.

So pick one, and soldier on, my wayward son!

>>679070666
Nah, that's not my goal either. Sorry, I just don't fit into your box; I'm a burn victim, hedonism doesn't really work with me.

It's kinda hard to feel pleasure when you got no skin and have anhedonia.

>>679070676
CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR NOW

welbutrin can INCREASE depression in the first two weeks.

You need help NOW.
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>psychologist
>not a psychiatrist

thanks but ill take my chances
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>>679066884
Should someone with Schizoid personality disorder expect to be "cured" by therapy, learn to deal with it or not say anything so they can get a gun permit.
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>>679067460
>like a short fence in pokemon

lol wut
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>>679070832
living?
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>>679070832
Ikaros is not alive.
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>>679066884
Hey OP
I have some questions about my mind that I cannot answer.
>molested as a 3yr old
>paranoid of objects to the left of me
>paranoid around men
>social angst
Why?
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>>679071085
i can't i', far away from everything, no friends nothing, she was my anchor, she was what kept me alive, no one here speaks english, cant find a doctor
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>>679071191
yes! we are all in this together
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>>679071184
You ever to jump over those things? Don't work.

>>679071303
The first thing you said explained the next three.

Abuse victims often have such conditions; seek therapy.

>>679071373
Aren't you on a military base? They all have doctors, Anonymous!
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>>679071382
I prefer to be alone
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>>679071253
Okay last thing. I have thought about seeking help before but the whole 'Guys don't show emotions' thing got me really bad. I don't know who I would go to for help.
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>>679070048
Wow, that got ignored.
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>>679071649
Go to your PCP, ask for a referral. No big deal.

Also that's stupid; guys show emotions all the time. Just look at em for they ejaculate.

Don't let anyone tell you how to feel, Anonymous. That's yours, and yours alone.
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They never will believe you human, you're just too funny of a guy.
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>>679071804
Alice doesn't care for you
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>>679071555
bad news is you literally cannot escape sharing this life with other people
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>>679071085
None of these boxes are mine. Its just common sense. You still have other senses intact, do you use them to gain pleasure?
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>>679071489
My parents stopped believing in therapy after my sister continued cutting after the mental hospital. What should I do?
I feel like if I go to therapy for something so long ago, I will be looked down on.
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>>679071489
just can't stop crying mate, she broke up with me for a guy she's been seeing for 4 days, we had so many plans,
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>>679071816
Thanks for the help. Hopefully something will come of this.
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>>679071924
That's why I plan to kill everyone
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>>679072039
Old enough to use this site.
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Is it wierd that i have a crush on my dads girlfriends daughter? She is 14 and i am 19. We live in the same house but mostly we are really awkward around each other.
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Alice why can't I get these panties on!
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>>679066884
Is it normal to think of just genetics when wanting to have children?
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>>679072231
don't you have something to do, like busy being banned from her chat
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>>679070048
I find myself pretty similar this except I basically bump other friends off my existing friends. And I tend to prefer to be alone most times I feel more comfortable that way
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>>679071974
You realize common sense for you is not necessarily the same as it is for me, right?

I go with science; your anecdotes have no power in the realm of statistics; I deny your notion that I need a goal.

>>679071990
I won't look down on you, and neither will any mental health professional worth their salt. If they do, fire em and hire someone else.

Take control of your own mental health, Anonymous!

>>679072061
*hugs tightly* I know Anonymous. I know, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry....

>>679072108
Contact me if it doesn't; I'll do my best to help you.

[email protected]

>>679072233
That's not helpful; what decade are you in?

>>679072287
Yes. That's way too young.

>>679072436
No; the study of genetics is very recent. How do you think people did it before that discovery?
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>>679066884
i dont feel guilt over anything except stealing food is there a name for that or am i retarded im not joking either
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>>679072233
Sooooo 8?
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>>679072231
that seems a bit too ambitious for one person to pull off
however everyone will die some day, so it'll happen!
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>>679072510
Ok, Im 18
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>>679072516
Uhh. What else have you done besides steal food?

I'd have cooked you a nice homecooked meal if you had just asked, Anonymous!
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>>679066884
i'm going to see a psychiatrist because it's suspected i have "acquired bipolar"

what should i expect?
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>>679072436
Personally, not OP, I think of genetics all the time when I want to date a woman
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Why when I set goals do I feel discouraged, or lose all motivation to achieve this goal. Followed by a long streak of depression?
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>>679072621
Then find a club at college! Clubs and groups are a great way to make friends!
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>>679072510
I should've rephrased that. Is it weird to only think of genetics when you have a crush on someone. To think what children you could make if you got married.
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Im reading a book by M.E Thomas about sociopathy. and uh. Im seeing a lot of parallels here. Where can i learn more?
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>>679066884
My sex frenzy is out of control and I'm regularly having violent fantasies involving niggers fucking the women I'd want to fuck or me having a much bigger penis that I actually have. I hardly can orgasm with any girl and sex is turning meaningless to me except if it's about masturbating. What can I do, please?
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>>679072468
I don't care about that place anymore
>>679072587
I can do it because I'm God
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>>679072545
No, Im actually still a fetus. My mom shoved a laptop up her snatch.
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>>679072510
I live on a farm and word gets around. Ppl will assume that I'm a nut. Should I learn personal therapy?
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>>679072724
Alright. I'll try...
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alice please...
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>>679072629
im not at liberty to answer that
inb4 this post is 2 edge 5 meme
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>>679072671
That's really dumb.

>>679072682
You set too big of goals! Set small, easily achievable goals to help you accomplish them!

>>679072630
You should expect a quiet talk with a nice person.

>>679072773
Yes. Absolutely. We've moved from genetics to memetics; stop worrying about it besides obvious genetic illnesses.

>>679072783
http://www.psi.uba.ar/academica/carrerasdegrado/psicologia/sitios_catedras/practicas_profesionales/820_clinica_tr_personalidad_psicosis/material/dsm.pdf

Look for ASPD, also known as anti-social personality disorder.

Sociopathy isn't real, but ASPD is.

>>679072834
How much porn do you watch/read?

>>679072917
Why do you care what they think? Tell them the truth, and if they are assholes about it, give em the finger.

>>679072955
I'm cheering you on Anonymous!
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>>679072859
alice is breaking my heart
if you're god please make her stop
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>>679072510
>>679072287
Is there something wrong with me? Should i see a doctor to fix myself?
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>>679070027
i was on wellbutrin once, it made everything worse for me. Went to Effexor after that and i'd be fine for awhile but i'd snap periodically and break things (which is something i'd never done before). Missed an appointment so the dr canceled my prescription so said fuck it and roughed out the withdrawals for about 4 months, got to where i didnt want to deal with withdrawals anymore so went to a regular DR and he put me on lexapro. Feeling alright now unless i miss more than 2 days. Avoid Effexor or any SSNRI imo, stick with regular SSRIs
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Remember me?
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>>679073102
maybe if you stopped fucking stalking her and insulting her she wouldn't ignore you you fucking faggot
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>>679066884
Everything I used to like seems pointless and dumb to me. Life seems boring, what do?
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How to I be more confident and talk to people without surrounding myself with 5 layers of irony
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>>679073070
>You should expect a quiet talk with a nice person.

and what will come of it if i do or do not have bipolar?
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>>679070236
Why won't you kill me?
In other news, you ever been to the deep web?
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>>679072965
Don't! That's what she wants! She wants you to beg for her validation!
>>679073102
I'll break her heart soon, I promise
>>679073225
FUCK OFF BRADY

CHEATER
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>>679073070
>We've moved from genetics to memetics
Gotta pass on those memes.
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>>679072859
>fox and the grapes
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>>679066884
T-t-tits or GTFO whore
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Why isnt suicide legal?
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>>679073070
Maybe too much porn daily. Lately, since one and a half months ago I've been busier than usual, having less time to watch porn.
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>>679072510
Not sure how even bringing in science here is relevant but ok. Dont you understand that its not possible to not have a goal? If you dont then your goal is goallessness which is also a goal that you work towards every day by living the life that you live.
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>>679073404
Doesn't really matter if you do it right.
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>>679073314
It's just i was posting in another one of these threads a couple months ago and i was wondering if you were the same OP. Guess not.
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>>679073334
What happens in that story?
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>>679073314
what is the best drink for thinking?
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>>679066884
I have schizoid PD. I I have worked in customer service based positions for a while because the social interaction is limited to the service.

Some people I work with understand and accept me while a lot of other people in the office love my persona and try to get closer.

is there a good way to deal with these people? I have tried to explain how I feel but I'm not believed since they see how act while working and think that's my norm.
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This fucking thread.... wheres pen jilette when u need him
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>>679073314
yeah
but i want her validation

if i dont get regular validation from admirable people i feel worthless

it's very hard
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>>679073070
Whatre you talking about that's really dumb? Psychology is a pseudo-science and a liberal scam. It is helpful in most aspects, otherwise it is mostly a scam.

The reason I think of genetics is because I want the best possible outcome for my children. I do not want them to geow up with the problems I have with my body. With this, I can usually predict who will end up in a relationship with who.

Personally I don't want my children to grow up in a world of jews who scam ppl.
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>>679073470
It is the same OP, I remember you
>>679073481
Absinthe. The horrid taste wakes you right up
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>>679073188
SNRI's have higher success rates in many cases. Trazadone is one you should try if lexapro becomes less effective.

>>679073175
No you should just avoid her.

>>679073254
Do fun things!

>>679073262
You should ask about CBT; it is highly effective. As well, you may get a low dose of an anticonvulsant to help your bipolar.

>>679073310
The deep web is just pages not indexed by google; do you mean the dark web?

>>679073421
I'd try to avoid it for a while.

>>679073422
It's very possible; I'm doing it right now. it's also well understood in psychology; it even has a name and everything.

You may need to actually read a book dude.

>>679073513
Contact your manager; as someone with a mental illness, you are entitled to not be harassed.
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>>679066884
here's a question: if your attention is what i desire, but i can only do it by being hurtful to you, why would i want to be anything else? :[
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>>679073717
>It is helpful in most aspects, otherwise it is mostly a scam.
Can you even English?
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What are the chances that my visual snow and my sense of derealism is something psychological and not a legitimate mental disease?
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>>679066884
How should I dump the chich I'm dating without her hating me?
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>>679073718
I thought we wuz niggaz ;_;
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my mom won't visit her psych any advice on how i can convince her?
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>>679073668
Don't get it from someone like her, trust me. I've seen run through many people and not care about their feelings at all
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>>679073744
>You should ask about CBT; it is highly effective. As well, you may get a low dose of an anticonvulsant to help your bipolar.

another thing, how will i know when i'm suffering mania?
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>>679073744
What can I do then if I quit porn cold turkey?
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do you remember me?
im the guy with the ticks
had any insights on my condition?
>is this the same person everytime? i know ur using the same lemonade stand pic
Official thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ma8OhzFdIA&nohtml5=False
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>>679073929
i dont care
i've already made my choice, even if it's a shitty one
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>>679073717
Well okay then. Guess you don't need my help then.

>>679073856
Have you done any hallucinogenics or pot?

>>679073866
Just tell her the truth man. That's all you can do.

>>679073902
What illness does she have?

>>679073950
Try to talk; if you can barely understand what you are saying, speak slower until you can. If it takes a few times, you are almost certainly manic.
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>>679066884
Im depressed as fuck. I fucking hate life and i am a misanthrop. Should i jus kms?
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>>679073744
>ask about CBT
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>>679073874
You can Alice? You'll be her nigga if you agree with everything she says and don't challenge her

also go jets ^^
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>>679073822
Kys mentalfag
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>>679074050
yeah i smoked a bit of weed as a kid, not enough to really get high.
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>>679074050
please love me
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>>679074050
>Try to talk; if you can barely understand what you are saying, speak slower until you can. If it takes a few times, you are almost certainly manic.

thanks, i finally have an excuse for my speedy retard speak
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I like big butts and I cannot lie! P L E A S E H E L P M E E E E
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>>679073744
Its like you arent even capable of thinking. Well at least you can read.
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>>679074045
It's the worst possible choice actually...
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>>679074144
I'm just wondering how something can be helpful in most aspects, yet mostly a scam. If something helps in most aspects then does that not mean that it's a helpful thing?
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Sometimes ill space out blankly and ill see a bunch of static . If i do this while looking at grass all the paterns in the grass wil become unified in my vision so when i focus my eyes the grass will change shape back to what it looks like
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>>679074035
It's me! Don't worry! I've looked it up, and L-DOPA can definitely be effective in treating all kinds of ticks; you may be able to get it over the counter.

Ask a pharmacist!

>>679073961
Click the X at the top left of the screen.

>>679074052
No. Tell me more.

>>679074231
Anything else? Just a little pot?

>>679074260
No problem <4

>>679074289
Not even sure what that is in response to.
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I do not love nor hate anything. I am indifferent to everyone, all my old hobbies make me sad and I can't keep alive any relationship.

My last girlfriend and I had it amazing for a month then it just died off. What is wrong with me?
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>>679074126
Okay, sure i guess

Tons of pats fans hate the jets but that's a team i have huge respect for
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>>679074241
Alice doesn't love anything
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no, fuck that shit. Those withdrawals made me way worse than i ever was before. I went in to see this guy because i had MOTIVATION issues. Instead he says its social anxiety and i was dumb enough to jump on the meds train. I hadnt been taking meds before and i was leading a stable life albeit with the motivation and possibly depression. I think its immoral as fuck to prescribe that shit willy nilly. Its why we have people going apeshit and shooting up schools.
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>>679066884
Tell me about DP/DR.
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>>679074266
Only through meditation can you find the help you seek
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>>679073472
The fox is jealous that it can't have the grapes, so it pretends like it doesn't want it.
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>>679074307
coming to terms with this awful choice is a separate issue entirely

>>679074398
then i want her to fake it convincingly. it's the same to me.
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>>679074398
She tends to love being right.
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everytime I am with someone I feel that im not good enough and im afraid someone will take her away from me, do I have an inferiority complex?
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>>Find out who they are

Hire a professional assassin. Instruct him to kill them gruesomely and record the dyings

Post them here

Profit

Record their dying
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>>679074346
Ok, thanks for your time, should I also take extra cold baths and pray harder to manage the urge to look at porn?
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>>679074334
That's just visual distortions; many people have them, nothing to be worried about unless you have hallucinations independent of blanking out.

>>679074416
Who are you even replying to?

>>679074425
What do you want to know? Depersonalization and derealization are kind of complex topics.
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>>679066884
Chronic back pain, always in pain. Nothing left doctors can do. Should I kill myself?
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>>679074582
i feel that about everything all the time. stay strong anon. thats not what an inferiority complex is tho
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Hey OP, a lot of people tell me i have no feelings. I am extremely social but I want to make people around me feel good about me msking someone feel bad. I have been told this by my peers, these arent my findings. What do you think?
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>>679074346
just a little pot. I always have had asthma so I never really liked smoking. It's something that I had noticed even as a kid, like at about 11 or 12, as I waited for a ride home I would look into the sky and it looked like static. I wouldn't call the derealism a huge deal because I understand this is reality, but I'd rather sleep and dream when I could because i have very vivid dreams.
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Is there anything I can do to help my girlfreind stop cutting? At this point I think she's only stopped because of how much it gets to me (more crying than a guy should do) but I feel like she needs to stop for herself for it to really be over.
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>>679074625
How do I know if I'm suffering from it. What are episodes you know about. Anecdotes. I literally just want to know anything and everything. What chemicals are involved in the brain for example.
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>>679074582
From my point of view at least, that's life. If someone better or more suitable comes along then it's going to happen. But you don't have to be the best person in the world or whatever to avoid that, most people can manage just by being the best person for someone.
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>>679069084
Hey OP, to get to the chase im afraid im losing my sanity (If I havent already), but the problem is an insane person rarely knows their insane. It could be all in my head, but im not sure. It has often driven me to the idea of killing myself, as it drives me crazy, which is interesting all by itself because im on the same antideppressants as my batshit insane mother, which worked perfectly for her. When your worst fear is reincarnation, im almost always thinking and wondering how the atoms of this world came to be. Being reborn in this world from reincarnation for all eternity almost seems worse than hell. Have a crushed dream of being a marine from my antideppressants, and all around just dont know how to cope. What would you recommend? Please please please dont say more medicine.
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>>679074346
thanks
its worsened since our last chat and there are nights when i lay awake tensing muscles non-stop and cannot get to sleep because of it.
I will write that drug down and ask about it at my next doctors appointment
Im 18 atm and was wondering if you could think of what condition this might be originating from. I'm quite sure I don't have anything like tourettes unless its possibly that ticks are my only symptom and if im not mistaken tourettes ticks are less voluntary than mines sort of
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>>679074625
You. You just said to try another SNRI if the lexapro quit working. Im just saying i'd rather deal with depression and anything else than risk going through that again.
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>>679074328
Most aspects meaning therapy. Everything else is a scam. :/ imo atleast
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>>679067314
First order of business is proper diagnosis. More bullshit bipolar diagnoses than you'd believe. Need to establish real manic episodes, not the "muh mood swings" and emotional incontinence that gets bullshit bipolar label. If you're having real deal mania, going without meds will be fucked up.
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Im always looking up different illnesses and dieseases because i think i might have them. Im always trying to find out what is wrong with me. What is this called? Do i have it? Can peoplewho are like this be aware that they may have it?
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>>679066884
Sometimes I talk to myself in the mirror or occasionally not in the mirror but its usually full conversation or turns into me saying some weird shit to myself. At some point during that, ill be like no way stop what the fuck are "we" talking about (refering to two people) and then I'd cut the conversation, but I still know its myself, but sometimes it feels like two people

am I going insane?

>tl;dr talk to myself as if theres two people but still know its myself the whole time but it sometimes feels like I cant control it even though I know I am
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>>679074595
Probably not. Prayer is pretty much worthless.

>>679074582
Yes.

>>679074661
I'm a burn victim; I have chronic pain from most of my body, and the DEA took away my oxy.

It's still not a good idea to kill yourself.

>>679074799
Sounds like ASPD or BPD.

>>679074829
Hm. I would say it is probably a little bit of schizo-affective disorder. If it isn't impacting your life, it's no big deal, but you may wish to go to a doctor.

>>679074939
"should" do? Huh? Shouldn't you cry as much as you want?

She needs to go to a doctor; you can't help her except by taking her there.

>>679074990
Insanity isn't real; that's not how mental illness works. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>679075058
It could simply be a seizure disorder or perhaps even just a muscular disorder. I hope it isn't! Those suck!

>>679075064
trazadone is a tetra-cyclic, not an SNRI.

Also Lexapro does have some N reuptake inhibition (just not as much as welbutrin).

>>679075076
Your opinion is kinda shitty and worthless. Sorry to break it to you.
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>>679066884
Asperger Anon here. How do I get over my distrust of driving? While I was doing the driver's ed program a 6 or so years ago, I saw a car get plowed into at 40 MPH from the side and flip down the road like 4 times. Still makes me uneasy to get on the road, freeways in particular.
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>>679074353
eh it's funny because i don't hate the Pats but i hate their fans

but at least they're not as bad as bronco and steeler ffans

>>679074541
Why doesn't the fox buy its own fucking grapes?

>>679074549
You shouldn't see Alice as some internet celebrity, because she's not. She's just the OP of a thread, nothing more

>>679074557
I thought she was smart but then I found out she was regurgitating stuff from Wikipedia the whole time v.v
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>>679075205
Not op here.

What are your symptoms?
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>>679075278
No, that's actually pretty common. As long as you it isn't impacting your life and you can stop doing it when you want to, it's not a big deal.

I would recommend trying not to do it however.
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I have a recurring dream involving a waterfall. In the dream I am going to the top of a cliff to see a small stream and ford it. When I get there the stream is an immense waterfall, literally miles across. I think it may be the Straits of Gibraltar filling the Mediterreanean Sea. It terrifies me, as I must still cross it somehow, then I awaken
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>>679075308
she helps everyone but me
for no reason
it makes me feel worthless
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>>679075278
Me too, ever get paranoid?
I think its more about having a better conscience.
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I have a girlfriend whom I love. How do I get over a. her not being a virgin, we're 25 and she's been with 4 guys prior and though I've been with way more women part of me wants to wait for a virgin. B. She believes in God, neither of us are religious but she's a molecular biologist which has just "made her believe more?"

I know I'm being unreasonable, help.
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>>679075308
I can see that. Arrogance comes easily to any fans of a good team. That's why i never do that kind of shit in public
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>>679075296
Exposure therapy! See a therapist and ask about it!

They can lead you through dealing with cars in a safe environment in order to eliminate your fear.

>>679075497
Dreams are just dreams, Anonymous.
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>>679075536
Forgot pic
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>>679075294
>I'm a burn victim; I have chronic pain from most of my body, and the DEA took away my oxy.
>It's still not a good idea to kill yourself.
Do you work or just on disability?

Thankfully I'm sort of working now, for 6 months couldn't. What keeps you happy while suffering from chronic pain? I'm so lonely too since can't go out much or travel very far. 4chan is my only socialization.
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>>679075294
>prayer is pretty worthless
NU-UH! I prayed to some magic sky wizard so my dad would come home early and he did!!!
Idk why he doesnt hear me when I pray for him to stop child exploitation, but its probably because he works in retardedly mysterious ways.
Nah, Im being sarcastic, I completely Agree with you. Im not this >>679074595 guy btw
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>>679074941
>>679075574
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>>679074346
>No. Tell me more.
Well Ok. Ive always been a very introverted person. I never liked humans. As a baby i never let anyone touch me. Not my mom not my dad. Later when i was a bit older i found out that i was grossed out by breathing pulse and heart beat. When i was 10 my parents broke up and i the few things that i loved broke. I always hated humans but now i was disgusted by them. I dont know if thats interessting for a psychologist.
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>>679075414
but i also really want to have sex with myself... and im straight, so like what the fuck man

I just feel like hes (the other side of me when I talk) is the mean side of me
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>>679068019
>related to Parkinsons of all things!

You are a little confused about the neuroscience. Parkinson's is related to inadequate dopamine in striatal areas. Treated with dopaminergics (increase dopamine supply and activity). Schizophrenia is treated with dopamine antagonists in the cortico-frontal areas. Dopamine is common thread but totally different pathological processes.
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>>679074050
she has clinical depression and i suspect she has more because she stopped taking meds and becomes bitchy over the smallest of things
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>>679075518
yeah man it is sort of like paranoia too

Probably, I feel like when I talk to "myself" hes like the meaner/darker side of me idk how to ever explain properly what its like, glad im not alone though
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So you're starting this up again and stealing the format, and bullshitting you're a real psychologist now?
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>>679075294
I'm not antisocial or bipolar. Could I just be normal? Can I tell these fags off?
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>>679075294
from what I read on Wikipedia, it seems like these ticks can be quite arduous to diagnose without a doctor because of the vast number of conditions which include this as a symptom.
Also, would you consider this an appropriate question for a psychiatrist or would a physician better equipped to answer these questions. thank you for listening to me and everyone else. it must be hard <3
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>>679075792
it's called schizoid personality disorder.
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I am lonely, I only have one group of friends that I actually talk to but I rarely do talk to them on a weekly basis and other then them I have no one else to talk to, I go days with no social contact and its really lonely.
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>>679075644
I work as a programmer for a large financial firm; I make a quarter of a mil a year.

I'm not happy; happiness isn't my objective in life. But if you need friends, contact me via loveoverwhelming@gmail,com

I can't fix your back, but I can at least give you that comfort <4

>>679075881
Right, that's...related. That's what the word related means. I didn't say they were correlated or there was some causation.

I said they were related, and they certainly are; antipsychotics cause parkinsons like symptoms, and L-DOPA can provoke schizophrenia like symptoms. What would you call that, if not related?

>>679076001
You can do whatever you want Anonymous!

>>679076067
Attack on both fronts! Ask a psychiatrist AND a physician.
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>>679075971
"clinical depression" doesn't exist. chemical imbalances are nothing more than a myth.
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>>679075506
It's all a facade. When she was "helping" me, she would post private Skype logs on her chat and had everyone laugh at them. She doesn't actually help people, she's just regurgitating the pre-prepared lines she made before making threads

>>679075536
>>679075618
Heh once Brady is gone the Patriots are done for
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I can't get hard with my current gf, and its the only woman I have this issue. I even cheated on her and also had no problem fucking other girls.

>I love my gf and she is beautiful, but ..
>she is cold as fuck
>she doesn't make me feel loved

I know it has something to do with that, and my expectations for her, but what could I do about it? Or is she the one that should change/be changed?
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why did you e-mail be back?
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>>679076302
IMO not as long as Belichick is around
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>>679076302
i dont give a shit about the truth!

that's not what i feel
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>>679076230
/thread
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>>679076203
What is your objective in life if it isn't happiness?

How can you give Anons advice on happiness, if you aren't even happy yourself?
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>>679075322
Well im always tired, i have been depressed my while life, my legs always twitch when i try to sleep, when i smoke pot my whole body tremers a little bit, i have a horrible memory, i have a bard time paying attention, i am really socially anxious, i cannot focus, i i stand up really quickly my vision goes to black, after i eat sometimes i get really tired and fall asleep, when i stand for a couple minutes all the blood in my body pools in my feet and ankles causing them to turn red and the vein pop out, when this happens my feet and legs feel tingly kind of like they are asleep, i have a couple red dots on my body that if i press on them they go away i think they are the end of veins.
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>>679076230
Yet pshychiatrists try to fix it with overpriced medicine. This is why it is a jewish scam.
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>>679076302
you're so easy
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Are you a Jungian or a Freudian or neither
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>>679066884
Why do I enjoy torturing and killing small amphibians and lizards, OP? I like watching them freak out as I pull their intestines from their bodies, them knowing they will die and can do nothing to stop it.
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>>679076591
Got a webm of you doing that? I'd like to watch.
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>>679076511
That's like saying "how can a couch teach you how to play basketball if he's not a very good player himself?"

It's nonsensical.

>>679076566
Neither; both are pseudo-scientists.
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Is there a test for ADD diagnosis? If so, could you recommend one? Some friends say it isn't even real
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I have one (1) close friend and have an extremely hard time actually making friends at all. I have a few people I can talk to from baseball here and there but it's nothing even remotely significant. Anyways, I'm emotionally blocked up like all hell and she's the only one I can ever really talk to (not parents, parents have done a lot to isolate me from them). I try to force myself to be social to not trouble anyone but I either overcompensate like a douchebag or bring everyone down. I feel like I'm just bogging her down with my problems but I really have nothing else I can do.
>inb4 bang her, I'm gay
What do?
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>>679076417
He is a defensive coach. Sure he'll always have good D but Brady was a God send to him. Without Brady the Pats still wouldn't have a single SB

>>679076538
Easy?
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>>679076566
>jung
>frued
LOOL
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>>679066884
I don't know what's wrong with me. No matter what I can never trust anyone I always assume the worst in people. And all I want is to just be happy and have good friends and a gf but don't know how to go about it
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>couch
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>>679076672
You missed my AMA I did dude, it was cool. I kill them and mummify them before burying them in plots in my yard. I am fascinated with death.
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>>679076697
It definitely is real (though VASTLY overdiagnosed). I'd say you need to talk to a doctor, and then maybe get a second opinion.

>>679076793
The first step is to trust, so that's obviously a bad thing you can't trust people!

Society is predicated on trust Anonymous; tell me more, why can't you trust anyone?
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>>679076523
medication can legitimately help tho
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>>679076772
To find. Very sweet too.
What did Arisu do to you?
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>>679076772
>mfw this might be true
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>>679076504
no, I couldn't tell her I can't get hard for her! Should I? I'm currently using pills to help me doing it, because I have the desire to fuck her but my way is like "idk dude, there is something I don't like about this girl"
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>>679076515
Holy fuck anon you almost sound exactly like me. Besides the leg twitch, but i kinda have a not as often full body twitch when i nap
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hey bc, do you browse /sp/ ?
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>>679077043
What pills are you using? Why can't you tell her?

If you love her, and she loves you, you gotta speak up!
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>>679077043
edit: but my dick is like*
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>>679076694
Because the whole point of psychology is to learn to be happy. Most of these questions are how to be happy and you can't even help yourself be happy.

Maybe the basketball couch isn't a great player like Michael Jordan, but he sure as hell could out play the average pleb.
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>>679066884
>>679066884
>>679066884
>>679066884
>>679066884

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/

This person is a known liar and sexual deviant. Ask them about their vagina, million dollar paychecks, horrible burn scars and other things that didn't happen.
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>>679076996
Obviously it does.
Fucking people don't think when they're sad.
"Ooh I'm sad. I need to see a specialist!"
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>>679077224
I'm taking Lexapro
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>>679076959
What kind of doctor?
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>>679075532
It's okay I already know the answer I just obsess over little perceived problems everyday and will continue doing so until I die.
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>>679076959
Why is trust important?
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>>679077001
I'm s-sweet? Th-thank you .///.
Alice was very mean to me, I honestly wanted her help because I thought there was something wrong with me but now I was able to finger things out on my own

>>679077026
It is true, damn it! Brady makes everyone around him great

>>679077211
Only during football season
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>>679077370
...n-no it isn't. The point of psychology isn't to learn to be happy, it's to understand how the mind works and why behaviors arise.

You really have a weird view on how psychology works.

>>679077465
T-to help you with erections?

>>679077546
Your PCP is the best first step.
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>>679076128
Is this OP?
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>>679077416
ok
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damn typos, i'm so sleepy >_<
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Hey, I have a very difficult problem controlling my impulses and I wonder what some underlying reasons/conditions could be. For example I often feel irritable and angry and I can fly into a rage fairly easy. I feel like things that "calm the beast" so to speak are caffeine abuse, nicotine abuse, alcohol abuse, candy, masturbation, I just feel chronically empty and unsatisfied and it can lead to aggression and impulsive rage. On the contrary I tend to over stimulate and sometimes fly into a manic state because I feel so free so to speak from my previous state. What could this be?
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>>679077224
I'm using viagra, a third of a pill does the trick. I know I love her, and I'm 90% sure she loves me. I've always had the feeling (because of her actions) that she isn't all the way into me and that I could get replaced very easily .. and this feeling I have is only with her, with all my other relations its the other way around.

back on topic, I have a fear of speaking this up because .. idk, she might feel not desired?
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>>679077416
Gray, you're more autistic than Alice is.
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My mom has huntington's. Should I get tested?
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>>679077618
Because without it, you can't form bonds or groups. You may notice such things are important to form uhh...civilizations.
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>>679077660
are you a liar? not trying to grill you, i'm just curious.
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>>679076694
>psuedo-scientists
implying this cbt bullshit isn't just as bad. "evidence based" my ass. non-double blind, adhoc, poor sample sizes.. you people aren't for science it's all a ruse.
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Maybe you can help me with a situation because it's quite a tough one. It's a little bit of a long background, so I greentexted it before quickly. I hope you don't mind.

(1/3)
>be mid twenties
>past 4 relationships have all been long distance because all girls here are all retarded & I'm a journalist
>throw away last relationship because I cheated with some fat canadian slut who turned out to be a lesbian fetishist porn star (I was drunk, we've all been there, right?)
>finally meet a girl who I enjoy talking to
>she lives 7 hours away of course, but I don't mind
>we hit it off, she visits me, everything is great
>I go to visit her
>she's living with her mom & grand-parents to take care of them
>tells me she's in therapy and that I should be ready
>tell her I've seen enough fucked up shit in the past (e.g. I once helped a heroin junkie inject into her hand and the needle broke off)
>nothing was going to prepare me for the emotional abuse I was about to witness
>the mother is a stone cold bitch who does everything to keep her own psychotic mother from her own PTSD traumatized father who does nothing but shout at everybody
>spend first night with her in a hostel room I had to rent because it wasn't okay to sleep there
>gf is already completely down because her mother shouted at her for leaving because the dog wouldn't stop barking because she left
>go to her place the next day because gf realizes how stupid it is of having to live in such paradoxes
>meet her mother
>she reacts with hate filled eyes to me entering the door, but says nothing
>turns out the whole family except my gf is the crazy kind of catholic too and the mother thinks I'm a friend that's visiting
>cont.
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>>679077660
<3
What did you need help with?
>>679077869
g2b, you need to make up for all that lost sleep from the past few years
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>>679066884
What are your thoughts on psychedelic drugs?
DMT, Psilocybin mushrooms, and LSD
for depressed chucks like me looking for a change in perspective
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>>679077416
No, Grey, you're the fraud... Show me your dick, Grey.
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>>679077869
[wakes you up WITH MY DIIIIIIIICK]
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>>679077923
don't be sarcastic, good psychologists are neutral. can see why you are a computer monkey rather than a real psychologist.
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>>679077975

(2/3)
>tells her daughter who is mid-twenties to sleep on the couch downstairs where her mother can witness if anybody walks up or down the stairs
>realize the whole family is living on the same street as well (aunt, uncle, cousins, etc., also all catholic)
>fall asleep in bed the first night
>it's semester holidays so we have the time to be at home, but I also have to hide so her grand-father does not notice I'm here because he could lose his shit and beat his wife even though he's obviously completely oblivious to everything around him
>her grandmother calls her down the next day and tells my gf she cannot trust me and that I am surely the devil, amongst other things
>my gf is already not comfortable, but it's still okay
>mother comes home, calls my gf downstairs
>hear 30 minutes of her mom shouting at her
>'you're stupid'
>'you're worthless'
>'how dare you disrespect me like this?'
>gf comes back, obviously she's been crying and I comfort her for an hour while she keeps on apologizing for having me see this
>I tell her it's not her fault
>fast forward a few hours
>she gets called downstairs again at 11 pm
>the mother figured out we must be fucking, this time the shouting intensifies, but it's on the other side of the house so I don't hear what's being said
>gf tells me later what she said
>'you're throwing your life away, you slut'
>'you're bringing some man into this house just to spite me'
>'you're shit, you're trash'
>'do you want your grand-mother to die from worrying?'
>'you're such a disappointment'
>cont.
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>>679077981
Drugs are good ummm k
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>>679077660
Fingering it owt like the retard yo are
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>>679077932
Buddy, take it from someone who knows them, they are a pathological liar.
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>>679077981
they are for degenerates
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>>679078106

(3/3)
>gf starts crying again, I start to rage inside and want to go downstairs and tell her a piece of my mind
>gf says 'please stay' and begs me to not go
>I say 'okay, fine'
>we fall asleep tiredly at 4 am
>door flies open at 7 am and is ordered to come follow her
>I want to get up but get the 'really, don't do it' look from my gf
>sit on the stairs and listen
>grand-mother repeatedly walks past like some fucking nazi SS officer and stares at me
>gf's dog sits besides me with incredibly sad eyes
>hear 'he better be gone when I come back' and leaves for work immediately
>gf comes back, of course even sadder
>book another double room for the night and am glad she came with me, take dog with us
>turns out hostel is a 'boat hotel', or 'boatel' made out of little boat shacks
>boat is not real boat anymore, but anchored on foundation
>finally some alone time. get drunk to get boat to move
>move boat even more by fucking her brains out
>full on rage fuck from frustration of last 3 days
>dog lies there, says nothing
>both of us come with the power of a thousand suns
>accidentally break bed in final thrusts
>bed collapses, bed breaks floor of boat
>boat starts to flood
>water everywhere in seconds
>gf can't swim, I freak out & try to open the door and fail, scream
>drunk 'captain'/owner of the boatel runs in and saves me & the dog
>we make it out just in time
>I look back to see my girlfriend drown
>pic related, it's the captain

wat do /b/? I don't have any money to cover this shit because of drowning student debt and my insurance doesn't cover these kinds of situations. I feel like I'm sinking into some hole again, /b/. Now I'm stuck with her dog and the drunk captain is offering me to work off the debt of his broken 'boat'. Should I accept? Serious answers only please.
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>>679077416
This is a known smear campaign, please stop.
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>>679077660
What's Alice from?
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>>679078073
>discrediting someone for saying trust is important in building relationships
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>>679078342
but is it true?

..and..

do the people who tout it believe it to be true?
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>>679077416
Thanks, good to know.
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>>679077899
Oh jesus, how old are you? Don't use viagra, that can have bad side effects such as extremely lowered blood pressure!

Ask your doctor about trazadone; it's an adjunct to normal SSRI treatment that helps with sexual side effects.

>>679077913
YES. Do it TOMORROW! It's VERY important!

The earlier you start getting help for it, the more effective some new treatments are!

>>679077952
There are some double blind studies; I admit that the studies we have are not perfect and not as good as they could be.

But that is also true of chemistry before the periodic table, or physics before quantum mechanics, or biology before evolution. Neurology is working on providing explanations, but we need to try and help people NOW.

>>679077981
I would avoid them; they can expose underlying psychiatric conditions.

>>679078073
Are you on a comfy leather chair right now? Cuz I ain't. This isn't an office; this is a thread.

I thought you'd appreciate the candor.
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>>679078604
It isn't at all true.
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>>679078604
It is not, I'm pretty sure the people making the claims don't even believe it at this point. It was just a guy with a rageboner about something going full autist.
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>>679078342
What's a smear campaign?
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>>679077932
I'm not lying! /sp/ only comes to life during football season lol goodnight <3
>>679077979
I needed a friend, someone I could love and I can go to for advice. I needed someone I could trust. Alice wasn't that someone.
>>679077979
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to bed now goodnight >.>
>>679078057
L-lewd!
>>679078125
Lol
>>679078561
Alice is from an anime called Touhou
>>679078679
Goodnight, Alice-chan
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>>679078679
There are no treatments. I dont want to live the reat of my life know my brain will degenerate in my 40s
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>>679077884
>>679078679
I think you missed me. Above all I would prefer constructive advice on maintaining impulse control and resisting the angry/empty feelings.
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>>679077884
I mean, it is very hard to tell, but that sounds like it could be any of many things. Can you tell me more?

>>679077975
Jesus, can you just email me? [email protected]

I'm going to sleep soon, I'm sorry, it'd be MUCH easier if you just emailed me.
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