"Wife Material" thread. I'll dump what I have.
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"Wife Material" thread. I'll dump what I have.
>>679045162
That looks so fucking good
So according to you "Wife material" infers any chick that can cook
everything posted so far looks disgusting. i'd be a pretty good housewife i guess lol
>>679046303
TROLL!! MISOGYNIST! ANY STRONG WOMYN CAN COOK! YOU FAT FUCK!
>>679046303
No.
These people "cook" shit that they think makes them wife material.
Some of them have literally hashtagged it in their posts.
Apparently prawns, plain pasta and a store bought white sauce is being a "good cook" to these people.
Okay, I think I am out of wife materials pictures. Now I'm just going to post cringe/food stuff.
>>679046594
Hey now thats kinda bomb
Do you americans don't have real plates and silverware?
>>679046672
Op here. Thank you for explaining that. I thought the pictures were pretty obvious.
>>679046594
That one doesn't look as bad as the others
>>679046726
It's easier and worse for the environment to use paper plates. So we do that
You american litterally eat shit. Learn to cook and nutrition fatties
>>679046228
Hard to tell if she did the sauce right but if she can make a great shrimp alfredo I'd fucking marry the shit out of her.
I will never marry a woman that can't cook.
>>679046766
You'd think so wouldn't you.
>>679046594
Compared to the other pics in this thread, that looks fucking delicious.
>>679046726
Benihana is a restaurant chain in the U.S. where all the ingredients are cooked in front of you using a Teppanyaki...obviously this person is trying to unsuccessfully recreate the experience using his flat top stove.
>>679046594
I'd eat the fuck out of that.
>>679046876
nigga, that's not even real shrimp
>>679046594
This would be and awesome snack tho
>>679047099
What the fuck are you talking about?
'Aint got much but I'll post.
>>just oven cooked chips/fries, a fried piece of gammon and some tinned pineapple
>>679046303
its a meme you retard.
>>679047184
Prawns are close enough. Most shellfish taste the fucking same anyways.
>>679047145
Ackchually
>>679046555
My bad I thought you were referring to this picture.
>>679047248
>>679045162
>>679045300
>>679045378
>>679046228
>>679046287
>>679046382
>>679046555
>>679046594
>>679046675
You amerifats would praise any piece of shit as long as you can eat it. Those meals look fucking disgusting. Come to Europe and get a really good taste of mediterranian food, you'll no longer think about that shit.
>>679046672
Some of it is literally tossing a bunch of unrelated food into a pan and frying it up.
"LOOK, FACEBOOK, I IS COOK!"
These are the types of idiots that Fluffies are based from.
>>679046594
Exactly. Good snack, but if someone just took some crispbread stuff out of a box and cut up some raw vegetables and thought they could cook...
Eahhhhhno.
>>679047248
Goddamnit, I meant this picture.
>>679046675
>>679046876
>I will never marry a woman that can't cook.
>actually letting a woman cook
Why? They can't do anything right, let alone cook. We can do everything better, so why not cook yourself and actually eat well?
>>679047256
While it's not an achievement worth sharing on facebook, I don't se what's so awful about it. Toast pizzas are actually a midnight snack I'm really into, excpet I use homemade tomato sauce, not just tomato puree like she did
>>679047417
no fucking shit they look disgusting, that's why we are mocking them. you dumb youropoor
>>679046153
idiot
>>679047417
i think you missed the point of the whole thread
>>679047417
>>679047432
Sadly there are people that think it's cooking.
I'm not trying to be a pretentious prick, but come the fuck on.
I can write, I don't think of myself as a writer.
I wouldn't boil pasta, pour some ketchup in it then call myself a cook/chef
>>679047417
>mfw you're fucking retarded
It's a joke you fucking idiot but I guess a europoor wouldn't understand that
>>679045300
It looks like someone put a bunch of penises in the stew.
Running out of food pictures...so I'm just going to consider this a cringe/food picture.
Cringe
>>679047542
too much fat you ugly pig
>>679047417
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>>679047145
nigga that meat is raw
u gonna die nigga
>>679047145
>AN ENTIRE SALAD OF ROCKET
Jesus Christ, no judging but that's some commitment to your own tastes.
>>679047839
Found the butthurt bitch lmao
>>679046910
is that based Motorola?
>>679047145
Looks like an actual quality meal
>>679048020
found the fattie that cant cook for shits
>>679047811
>>679047542
Its this new breed of women that can't cook worth a damn. Women up until the 90's could cook.
My grandma and mom and aunts can cook so fucking good.
Women now see it as disempowering to cook a good meal for there man. May as well go faggot and get a husband that I can bbq with. Who will have a nice roast with potatoes ready for me when I get home from work.
>>679046675
I enjoy this thread thanks.
>>679047811
How in the name of all the gods would PB and mayo taste together?
>>679047542
Women can't cook.
Mothers can.
At least my mom.
>Mexican mom. Best food evar
so funny!
>>679047683
You know, I've seen how poor people cook and it's like this. I can't judge a person if this is all they can cook within their means.
It just irks me when they proudly boast and post pics as if they hold some amazing talent that should be respected and praised.
Eh, it's all hugboxy echo chambers, anyway. That's the way of the world now, I shouldn't get so worked up about it.
>>679047542
is that squash au gratin or potato? not sure what the red sauce is but looks good to me. isn't hard to make either. use olive oil though.
>>679048166
Their*
>>679048190
>try it
>be surprised
Coming from Mexico. This hole thread is a fucking nightmare
>>679047417
THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE YOU MISERABLE AUTIST.
HOLY FUCK WOMEN ARE USELESS
>>679047542
This.
Gf bakes, i cook
>>679048336
I`ll have to now, obviously. Because curiosity.
>>679048360
because there are no beans?
>>679048171
Happy to serve!
>>679047417
but that would involve me going to the mediterranian and getting shot or some disease
I'm french and I'm used to see men cook. Also I cooked for my girlfriend when I had one.
I love it when my GF cooks for me
Im a chef and I think her food is delicious
If you marry/date a girl who cant cook you deserve nothing but dogshit to eat. I woman who cant cook cant do anything imo.
>>679047256
Probably bomb
>>679047417
Poor lil dude its ok buddy Im still ur friend do not worry Lil guy ;_; come here in my arms
>>679048504
I don't like beans
>>679048100
Typical cunt, as soon as you get butthurt you need to resort to false claims like "fattie" lmao
>>679048166
>>679048224
Sure, older generations can cook, but unless you plan on living with your mom until you die, I don't really care about that.
>>679048279
Potato gratin. I'm a potato and meat kinda guy.
The red stuff is homemade bbq-sauce.
>>679048360
LOLOOOOOL
bud im from austin i feel you. the tex mex is great.
>>679048360
Mexican food is god tier
Food i made the other night
>>679047556
>>679047612
>>679047662
>>679047691
>>679047881
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>>679048415
Nice baited
This anon gets it
>>679048627
>>679045162
>>679046153
looks like shit
>>679046726
we do, but only poor faggots who can't afford disposable ones use them all the time. The rest of us only bust them out on holidays, but even then we prefer the convenience of paper. Washing dishes is for niggers.
>>679047145
that meat is uncooked gross
>>679047434
Well, if you don't tell your mom she won't know
>>679048224
fuck you and your blessing of good food whenever you want it
>>679047741
>A big pot of stu
>Stu
>>679048796
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT ELDRITCH HORRORS ARE BEFORE ME?
>>679047266
Thanks 4 explaining
>>679049023
>>679046819
lol
>>679047266
Just say ham faggot
>>679047811
I remember loving it as a kid, but I didn't know it was an actual thing! I thought it was just a weird phase.
>>679048850
I would actually eat that
looks decent, but not amazing
>>679047551
it's got fucking corn on it
wtf is wrong with you
>>679048166
I love cooking for my partner and he is still alive so it can't be that bad plus if I didn't cook for him he would probably die of starvation. As he has been sat there all day playing his laptop quietly :)
>>679046287
Can't be real
>>679047145
are those fucking dandelion greens
>>679049182
Spaghetti al nero di seppia.
Basically spaghetti coloured with octopus (squid?) inc.
>>679046228
but can she make Shrimp and jazz tho
thanks, was about to go eat food but this changed my mind
>>679048274
That's what I mean. Growing up we didn't have a lot of money.
Didn't mean we ate literal shit.
If there's no excuse or reason beyond "you're a shit cook" then it's fair game.
>>679047881
Hi kat. Go to bed.
>>679049644
looks like something they found living in a wound
>>679049105
wat
>>679048063
>White bread
>Chicken Nuggets
>Waffle Fries
>Mac n' Cheese
>Ketchup
>BBQ Sauce
9/11 would consume.
>>679046382
anyone else read it as mediterranean anal almond2?
>>679048166
Well, fucking learn to cook then, you impaired homo crybaby
>>679049787
And it works out cheaper to but Fresh food the prepared frozen shit. And it tastes a shit load better
>>679046498
>lol
>>679049393
>com
>>679049205
Lost.
>>679049873
First time that I tried it, it looked a bit weird at first but turns out it's really good. Doesn't taste that much different than regular pasta, bit different consistency, but it looked really cool.
>>679049317
so close
>>679049393
Well if you're talking about the topping corn is good sometimes. Really depends on the toppings you use with, but once tasted a corn pizza that was rather decent
Now the chicken, that shit has no place in pizza ever
>>679048224
Mom's aren't people, they're a class of their own.
>>679048850
You literally mixed rigatoni, penne, and broken spaghetti then threw in cheese and broccoli. You don't deserve a stove.
>>679047811
It's actually really tasty
>>679049317
Its time to stop
>>679045162
I'm glad my gf can cook. That looks horrible.
>>679047542
Looks like horse meat
>>679049317
#momofa5yearoldmaterial
>>679048796
Shit worms al dente
>>679050384
>implying
>>679048850
Holy shit that looks good, recipe?
>>679049215
newfag
>>679048796
That plate just completes the horror show.
>>679047745
kek
>Dislikes: happiness, the fuzz, lil wayne
< Look. Look at what this thread made me remember.
>>679045162
I don't understand man who trust women with their food.
>>679048796
what the fuck is on my screen
I love this thread
>>679050831
men*
>>679049295
We don't call it ham over here. Deal with it.
>>679049528
Looks like rucola, and the meat looks mighty tasty
>>679047256
As an Italian, who works at a Pizza place. What have you done to my culture?
Anon on the grill Waifu on the veges and salad.
Let's turn this thread around...
>>679048063
Pepperoni on the rocks with moo juice.
I need to try that one.
>>679047256
the comments
fucking humans are so fucking dumb
>>679047745
All of us were alive during a time when someone actually sat down at their computer and made this. Humanity is dead.
>>679050384
El em ay o. There was no broken speghetti and thats spinach. Go back to micky dees feyget:)
>>679047145
that meat is blurare... looks like an extra minute or two would have been needed for my taste
best home made pizza comin through
>>679050831
Fuck off, my grandmother was the best cook ever.
>>679050019
I know how to cook. I can cook quite well so I have been told. But if I get a wife I want the classic family where the man works and the wife stays home and cooks and takes care of the chilluns. But modern femminism and cost of living have destroyed that ideal anyways.
Gender roles is a good foundation of society except people want to destroy that because they hate happiness.
>>679050844
Squid ink pasta. looks like a nightmare but tastes pretty good.
>>679047542
looks bomb
>>679046555
check
also this is literally my easter dinner.
>>679049317
what's the yellow stuff? looks like pissed in bath bubbles
>>679047256
those actually dont look half bad... dont know about a dinner of those though
>>679048166
yeah but then you will still get done up your arse
>>679047417
Speaking as a fellow Eurofag, it's obvious that you have completely missed the point of this thread and therefore made yourself, and by implication the rest of us, look like idiots.
Please fuck off.
>>679048336
>>Tried it
>>Died
Oh by the way they have PCs in hell.
>>679051359
Looks like apple sauce?
>>679047145
>perfect steak
>>679047947
I wonder why they sell steaks rare at restraunts... everyone must be getting sick all the time, oh man!!!
>>679051359
Looks like applesauce to me.
>>679047881
She's so sexy it hurts
>>679051359
Thanks! And applesauce...
>>679048600
>never forget
>>679050384
He thought the fresh Parmesan was broken spaghetti. Fuckin pleb.
>>679046826
Putting paper and food waste in a land fill is in no way worse for the environment than putting soap and food waste into a water reclamation cycle.
>>679051434
You know the saying "who do I gotta fuck to get a decent meal around here"
The answer is a fag named Jeff
>>679047256
Dog food
>>679051583
Not so much anymore.
>>679051025
bomb
>>679051524
Guess Satan really is the way to go.
>>679047811
Peanut butter and mayonnaise?
Fuck off just fuck off
>>679047266
My fkn sides
>>679047256
Aren't pizzas already healthy?
Bread, tomatoes, touch of meat for protein, cheese is good
>>679051564
Why even brown it at all? Like what the fuck, nigga?
>>679051564
I bet that it's still cold in the middle from the fridge
>>679047145
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>>679051987
Thats how i justify it. Sounds about right.
>>679051252
>Fanta
>Deodorant on the table
>>679052001
> not browning pineapple
Lol pleb
>>679048850
Looks okay looks kinda dry though needs sauce
>>679047266
>ifunny.co
>>679047417
>FUCKIGN AMERICAN YOUR SO FAT AND LAZY EUROPE IS REAL CULTUREEEE
Every time
>>679048063
Pepperoni & cheese is good af
nuggets, mac & cheese & bread is decent poorman meal
$.25 cake might taste ok
hot sauce on toast? I thought I was the only one
>>679051359
Its actually boiled yellow cornflour
>>679049317
if you dont eat applesauce with every meal you should take your life
>>679047683
egg noodles with ketchup is delicious
>>679046517
>FAT FUCK
False Feminist! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679049205
Well I had to explain some of this to other people so fuck it.
>>679049182
>>679050614
>>679050738
>>679050844
Don't worry guys, I have something you'll like coming right up!
>>679052260
white people amirite xD
>>679052287
>>google.fuckyourself
>>679052716
this
>>679047683
>I wouldn't boil pasta, pour some ketchup in it then call myself a cook/chef
>cooking - the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients
That is literally all cooking is.
This thread is great.
My gf is cooking right now, and I'm thinking it's gonna turn out like some of the shit I've seen so far.
She's awful at everything, but fucking. And that's helped by the fact that she's 90 pounds and submissive.
holly fuck american women are useless.
Thank god for my European wife that can actually make real food. She also calls kitchen "her place" and doesn't let me in...
She makes us indian, british, german, japanese, and turkish food all the time. She has so many cooking books, some of them are only about cutting and preparing fish.
i thought it was strange at first but now i see...
>>679052834
>2016
>making a woman cook
you all are fucking degenerate fuucks. How dare you even try to say these things about women and cooking. We dont belong in the fucking kitchen men do.
>>679048158
That bacon peanut butter shit is good as fuk
>>679052260
for some reason i believe there is much truth to this.
there is no hannah under the age of 35 that can cook
>>679052260
What's that? Spanish girls cook the best food? You don't say!
>half Puerto Rican, half Italian
>best believe our family knows how to cook
>the young ones worry me, though
>>679046303
>infers
implies
>>679053060
I can see that working. without mayo, I mean.
>>679053114
It's not completely true. My wife is full mestizo and can't cook to save her life. She's got a real nice booty, though...
>>679051252
>3 plates, 3 pizzas
>big fatasslandwhale over there
Yeah, not surprised you're all fat if you're all eating an entire pizza.
>>679046819
>nailed it
At least she tried though
>>679052260
>look I made a picture where the white person's cooking is awful
>therefor white people cannot cook
well.. when you put it that way..
>>679047099
i lol'd.. in the future friend, let our unidentified poor /b/ros think the us is all niggers and fat people.
>>679052716
Why's it from Arizona?
>>679047927
What episode is this from?
>>679046228
Made by a niggerette
Saving this pic for whenever I see that baseless "lol white people cant cook" mem
>>679047145
Mate no, just... no. That pic is of edible food (admittedly not to my tastes, but fuck rocket), it doesn't belong in this thread. This is for trainwrecks with a bit of salt on top.
>>679052818
that isn't even a website
>>679045162
If my wife made "food" like this for me for dinner after work, i'd tell her to pack her stuff and get the fuck out
Reading all this I remember that I forgot to add mother fucking spices to my meatballs. FUCK.
Bitches please i cook my own meals.
>>679052918
OMG,. WHOAH
A smart person that thinks language is just definitions and pre-established structures
You must half a brain to murr whenever you see eggcorns like "doggy dog world" and "petal stool".
You must cry yourself to sleep when people use truisms and common sayings like "Today was hell", since it isn't grammatically, literally correct. Here, have another: Better to be silent and have people think you're stupid than to speak and let them know.
PS:Get off your petal stool
>>679048796
>>679047145
Looks good, but damn would that undercooked meat give me diarrhea. Not worth it anymore.
>>679047183
eat the shit out of it more like
>>679053023
nobody cares
>>679047811
the one with bacon and a pickle ?
>>679051262
lol, mfw dad worked a factory job and we would go to the city centre every weekend to buy a video game
mfw i still remember the arguements that the Euro was in uprising, my mom would have to get a job aswell.
>>679052627
>Diet Coke
Kekkity!
>>679045162
>divorce.jpeg
>>679051252
tbf, that meatball pizza does look sexy.
>>679051564
would it be sorta still transparent/shiny in the middle if it was still raw?
>>679053452
It was the un-aired version of the episode.
Homer said "cunt" at one point.
>>679047417
europe is shit and so are you. get out of my american 4chan
>>679050384
Holy shit! look at fucking emeril here! hahaha
>>679053864
From Europe. or I am to some extent, I suppose.
Can confirm as shit.
>>679053652
autism
>no meat
And i have already packed my shit and left
>>679049064
wow you seem like you actually mean what you're writing
>>679052990
never let a skinny bitch cook
>>679054070
Don't go all Busta Vain on me.
>>679047417
Mediterranian... is that what you call people too lazy/corrupt to work and with bad finances?
>>679046555
Nothing wrong with ham and mashed potatoes.
>>679053922
>>679054050
stop.
Some of this isn't to bad. You edgelords are just jealous you don't have a girl that can cook (probably don't have a girl period kek)
Pic related is the meal my girl cooked for me and yes that is home grown sweet corn her parents grew last summer
>stay jelly faggots
>>679049023
>this much damage control
ITT dirty fat fucks that will eat any old shite
These women have failed at cooking but then men are always better chefs.
I cook my own meals and by default I've gotten not bad a t making wholesome tasty food from scratch. Some of these "meals" deserve a punch in the face.
>>679053480
>"lol white people can't cook"
In all my 28 years living in various countries I have never heard this stereotype before. Now replace 'white people' with 'Americans' and you may have a point.
>>679054319
You a top or bottom?
>>679050964
As a non-italian; fuck you and your bullshit culture. Take that flag and stick it up your ass.
>>679054349
>>679053480
Same. Never heard that stereotype. Heard a bit about Americans sucking at cooking, but even that once or twice. The only cooking stereotypes I hear that much are French and Asians cooking well.
>>679049528
I'd say arugula
>>679045300
are those entire carrots or hot dogs?
some of these are jokes, som eare retards from down south or blacks in the ghetto in which case thats all they prolly can afford,
i make my own meat, in fact every meat i eat i took the animals life and processsed it from day one in my very own dexter kill room!
>>I ingest a metric fuck-ton of cocaine then shit all over his food, so he is addicted to my shit and can never leave
>>679053320
that's a small pizza anyway and i guess that if you dont eat it all you wont even get full
>>679054146
I have hung out in gore threads seen scat and scenes of people puking in each others mouths and this is the only thing i have ever seen that made me react verbally and dryheeve that bitch is fucking nasty
>>679054319
a single vegetable, a bit of what looks like uncle bens rice with some ketchup,some fried pastry thing, a couple of burnt bits of some animal drenched in sauce and carbon with a fucking white bread roll? YEAH MANG SHE WIFEY MATERIAL FOR SHO! ha
>>679054553
How many times have you fucked the corpse?
>>679054319
sh'es probly fat as hell too. good luck paying for that quadruple bypass, faggot.
stay fat
>>679053054
Nice try, Anita
>>679054553
>>I make my own meat
So.. what, you're harvesting your children or something?
>>679053643
that looks disguisting
>>679048063
The saddest one of the bunch
My God even 3rd world countries have better food with parasites than this
>>679047542
That plate makes me think you live with your grandma and she cooked that for you.
>>679054575
Is that some kind of blended spinach over just-add-water potatoes and frozen chicken strips?
>>679054050
old cold pasta
>>679054553
Is that a dog?
>>679054553
goat, sheep deer, 3 pigs a year, split a cow, i havnt bought meat from a store in over 10 years
last memorial day i made over 180 pounds of custom sausage, i raise 20 chickens, 20 ducks, and 20 egg layers and 40 game birds a year, get on that homestead level bro, shit hits the fan you need to know how to do more then cook
... This thread.
>>679054786
I think it's supposed to be some sort of curry sauce with rice and a frozen bit of breaded chicken or some shit.
>>679054575
my god, baby poop ?
Also, i incredibly FUCKING HATE how 17-25 year olds say "My man" I know how to keep my man!
my man is coming home from work!
;`)
>>679054685
>unless she cooks to Michelin standards she can't cook
Moron.
>>679054786
Looks like a curry sauce with breaded chicken and rice.
Based on the chicken I'd say this person knows how to cook, and that the sauce, while not the most pleasant looking, is probably dank as fuck.
>>679054973
They call them "my man" because their love for each other is true. They're each other's love of their lives.
>>679054782
Well, if it makes you feel better, champ.
>>679054692
never actualy
>>679054717
ive harvested som eyoung deer that were basicly children
>>679054819
deer
>>679054913
I ought to sue them for copyright.
They named those fucking mushrooms after me.
>>679051668
nigga you dumb
>>679047417
>come to Europe
>eat Mediterranean food
>not going to Mediterranean countries
Fuck Yurofags are fucking retarded
>>679055017
>Thinking not burning food and knowing what tastes good is Michelin standards
No wonder you have shit taste in food - You don't know what /actual/ good food is like.
>>679054913
>CATFLAPS
>>679054913
>>679055055
>>679055166
we fucking get it already
>all this meat, fucking dairy and processed food
>wife material
If she cared about you, she wouldnt give you shit that promotes heart diseases and erectile dysfunction, idiots
Enjoy being a fucking cuck.
>>679052260
>Laquisha
>cook
Getting KFC for dinner isn't cooking.
>>679055099
OH SHIT DUBS DONT LIE ?!
>>679054553
looks legit
>>679054475
and that Brit food is stodgy and full of lard
>>679055279
>>679052260
>Hanna
>mixing milk and meat
>>679055224
It's a decent meal, definitely better than most of what's been posted here, you dumb fuck.
>>679053660
Add some vegetables, chilli sauce some spice and a few eggs and it tastes delicious. I make that all the time when my gf is away
>>679055166
checked, And im liking them more and more, salty pals, Pond Kings KEK!
>>679053652
0/10
>>679055120
>young deer
>young deer
You fucking retard, they are called fawn or calf
Reported for spam for spreading false information
>>679054050
disgusting as shit, g t f o nigger
>>679055267
That picture doesn't answer the question...
If you're a vegan that hears "Where do you get your protein from?" so often that you make stupid pictures like that, then maybe you should stop screaming "I'm a vegan!" whenever people talk about food. Obviously people don't know about your stupid fucking sub-culture, so they get curious. It's as stupid as an adult slapping a kid when they go "But you're a girl! How do you pee?!"
>>679054475
As an Amerifat who works at a large meat distribution center I can confirm. Most all of the meat we ship is pumped full of a light salt solution so that the meat retains its moisture when cooking. It's marketed as "always tender" meat or some shit. Essentially it's because majority of us don't know how to properly cook, so the market demand for this shit has made it to where that's almost all you can get now
>>679055366
That's why we spent so long "visiting" other countries pre-WW2.
Our food is shit. We basically just took bits from everywhere we went.
We're pretty good at roasting and baking.
Also fish and chips is just grease, fat and potatoes.
And fish.
>>679047268
* you dip
>fixed it for you
>>679048063
>hotdogs inside pineapple
Do amerifats actually do this?
>>679055452
How the fuck is "better than the memes posted here" an accomplishment, you dumb fuck?
It's a meal a fucking idiot could make. Hell, a normal idiot wouldn't burn it. They'd see the tiniest bit of black and pull it off undercooked. Which certainly beats burnt.
>>679048504
How is liking beans a bad thing
>>679055315
hahah yea i wouldnt mind raising a herd of deer along wiht the other slaughter animals i have, but i think it might be illigal here with out special permits or something
>>679055586
Shitty copy pasta, try again.
>>679047417
biated
>>679053054
Yeah, because you stupid cunts can't do anything right anymore.
>>679055315
>>pet
>>679055701
FUCK YES WE DO, YOU FUCKING YUROFAGGOT. EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS 100000% REAL, YOU FAGGOT!
>>679055701
No, Amerifats microwave two hotpockets and call it a day. If they want something fancy they buy a premade package of parmesan risotto.
>>679055515
kek
the youngest one i shot was a button buck so i doubt it was still fawn stage, it wasnt getting the milk of its mother?
>>679055267
nice bait.
>>679047417
although you missed the point, I, an amerifat, do agree that Mediterranean food is god-tier.
If I knew where the sandnigger was that turned me onto spicy kafta kebabs, moussaka, hummus and babaganoush, I would gladly blow him and/or fuck his brains out. I'll never wear a burka though
>>679052420
no way i keep my hot sauce by my bed and my bread not much further away for that baby
>>679055946
topkek
>>679055920
Good sir, I created it myself.
>>679049169
Thank you for reading my mind
>>679056144
That last one's not a baby. It's an opened ... baluk? Those buried and rotten eggs. Drop it in a soup.
>>679046594
>a normal meal in Russian cafes
>>679055384
That's some fucking beta cringe right there.
>>679056119
i mean on paper, that sounds good. but just look at that diarrhea pot.
>>679054410
fucking lol
>>679055815
I'm not saying it's an accomplishment, now am I? You dumb fuck.
Why don't you go back to heating up your hot pockets Mr. Connoisseur, I'm going to bed.
>>679056144
CP MODS
BABY VAG
>>679048880
Laughed
>>679056119
Looks like refried beans with extra water.
