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ITT Cont. Pt 3
Terribly describe a game, other anons guess
I'll start
>be a guy sin weirdass costumes
>throwing bombs and shit
>ride kangaroos
fucking easy whatever
>>
>MC gets teamed up by three other fags
>MC falls out of the sky and gets Amnesia
>Some bitch takes heals her
>Bitches become friends
>A 4th wall broken journey was started
>MC was actually a Goddess, the other three fags were also Goddess's
>WHY IS EVERYONE A FUCKING WOMAN IN THIS SHIT.
>>
>>679029599
probably my last rethread, have make this paper due in a few hours, it was fun faggots
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>boom this is a chink island
>you're a secret agent 007 check em
>chinks stole your bb guns
>boom
>explosions
>fucking nukes
>fun fun fun
>mowing down chinks
>more explosions
>why?
>>
>spend every cutscene getting screamed at by some guy behind a screen
>still dont know what the numbers mean
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>>679030805
Metal gear?
>>
>hot chick has many fans but she has more brains than them
>>
>wake up in the middle of nowhere
>rub Rick's and sticks
>kill shit
>raid an airport, killing everyone
>get killed by someone using shirt weapon because shitty combat mechanics
>10/10 will play again
>>
kjkjkjk
>>
>>679031112
checked
>>
>have amnesia
>shooting up bitches
>finding out about big conspiracy
>kill a mongoose
>feeling like in a comic
>needs a sequel
>>
>>679030805
Black Ops
>>
>Men Everywhere.
>Literally one woman.
>Best tale of muscles, sweat, no homos and violence.
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>>679031669
sounds like a pretty cool game
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>>679029599
Bomberman
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>>679029954
HDN?
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>>679031669
lisa: the painful
there were more women tho
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>>679031880
Bingo.
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>>679030715
Just Cause 2?
>>
>the whole world is grey
>explosives fucking everywhere
>planting flags
>one wrong click
>game over
>>
>>679032408
yes
you win one free internet
>>
>The sky is falling
>Differently shaped pieces
>WTF am I going to do with all of this?
>Organization is key
>>
>>679032517
minesweeper
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>>679032593
tetris
>>
>>679032632
ding ding ding
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>>679032702
nice job anon
>>
>>679032593
TETRIS COMRADE.
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>wake up with no memories
>stupid notes
>loot shit
>lantern gets wasted every 20 seconds
>some guys uglyer then ur mom try to kill you
>You find out you were a disgusting murderer
>wtf endings
>>
>pretty cool freeware
>selecting character
>beating the shit out of waves of enemies
>type lf2.net
>julian
>fuck bitches
>>
>It just works
>>
>LEEEEOOOONNNNNNN
>It never stops
>>
>>679032957
amnesia?
>>
>>679031283
XIII
>>
>>679033095
Congrats
>>
>>679032957
Amnesia
>>
>>679031478
ding ding
>>
>>679033155
<3
>>
Cubes everywhere

All you're doing is manipulating cubes
>>
>be me
>be nigger
>download content
>literally fuck bitches
>>
(Fixed)
> Cubes everywhere
> All you're doing is manipulating cubes
>>
>You are a courier
>some niggers ambush you
>steal your valuable poker chip or some shit and kill you
Should be easy enough.
>>
>Be man
>Chased by assholes all day
>Get ultimate weapon
>Now what bitches?
>>
>>679033531
New Vegas
>>
>Green armor
>iddqd

That's kinda easy...
>>
>>679033475
San Andreas
>>
>>679033677
bingo.
>>
>human
>monsters
>flower
>>
>>679030805
Good one mate. Those fucking numbers
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>>679033531
first line gave it away
>>
>>679033816
Halo?
>>
>You're a total beta fag
>Waifus
>Oh fuck
>No
>GOD DAMMIT THE FEELS
>WAIT. THERE ARE 4 OTHER GIRLS?
>FUUUUUUCK
>>
>Get arrested
>Sex change
>Fuck it, race change
>Kill shit
>Start over >9000 times
>>
>>679033832
pikmin
>>
>>679033496
Fez
>>
>>679033832
Undertail
>>
> Wake up on beach
> vandalize boxes
> fight angry fatass
> blow up endangered kangaroo with tnt
> kill your brother
> end on giant helium balloon
>>
>>679033816
Doom
>god cheat
>>
>>679033954
Skyrim
>>
>>679033954
World of Warcraft or basically any MMORPG
>>
>>679034014
Wrong answer buddy
>>
>Hats the game.
>oh also you kill people I guess.
>>
>driving weird ass vehicles
>throwing shit on the street to fuck your enemies
>destroying friendships since SNES
>>
>>679034064
Corect answer buddy
>>
>>679033954
Saints row 2.
>>
>>679034158
Tf2. Don't worry. I just hit 2k
>>
>>679033820
yes sir
>>
>be shota
>team up with retarded animals
>fight nigger creatures
>>
>>679034207
Mario kart
>>
>>679034207
Mario Kart
>>
>>679034158
Team Fartress 2
>>
>>679034207
Mario kart
>>
>>679034252
>>679034353
Correct.
>>
>>679034409
>>679034311
>>679034308
guess it was too easy
>>
>>679034304
Pokemon
>>
>>679034304
Heart of darkness
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>>679034252
5k right here, i was one of them scrap to unusual types, and i eventually did, got bored of hats, sold everything i had on the market, bought skyrim, bioshock series and fallout on sale, it was good, so i play with a gibus with enough skill to always be in top 3 in pubs and that's not much
>>
>>679034158
Wew lad nive meme tf2 tho
>>
>be locked in prison without knowing why
>fags come
>one fag dreamt about you
>the fag who dreamt about you is killed.\
>>
>>679029599
Man in red singlet shoots aliens
>>
>came out in late 90s
>amazing level design and graphics for that time
>famous fps
>basically oldest esports game
>>
>commerce and sheit
>you should bathe at least every two weeks
>>
>Gun skins worth a shit ton
>''OMG I GOT TEH BUTTERFLY KNIFE''
>Shut up suka.
>>
>>679034100
Figured that was an easy one
>>
>be a SPACE MAN
>crash into SSSSSSSSSPACE
>shitloads of scalies
>fight a fire worm
>eventually get back to the ship that you crashed from
>beat some OP weeaboo
>unlock a toxic scaly on the way
>it only rains on the last level
>>
>>679034737
Oblivion
>>
>>679029599
bomberman
>>
>>679034737
Oblivion
>>
>>679034812
Correct.
>>
>boxes in a desert
>12 year olds screaming at each other roleplaying as underpaid armed police
>>
>>679034780
CS: GO
>>
>>679034913
Da.
>>
>>679034654
I used to play in UGC Silver actually
>>
>be a reporter
>go to asylum
>die in the end
>>
>>679034767
>Quake
>>
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>>
>>679034908
Arma 3 altis life
>>
>brutal
>gore
>asians
>>
>Lawn maintenance
>Rob pot staches
>Also save world
>>
>>679035069
outlast
>>
>>679033496
minecraft?
>>
>>679034557
>>679034628
Neither one
>>
>give blowjob to vixen lady
>ride ant waifu
>get tainted by kangaroo lady

come on, /b/, you've got this
>>
>>679030805
The numbers mason
>>
>>679035135
Mortal Kombat
>>
>>679034780
>cyat blyat
>>
>>679035257
Correct
>>
>>679034983
nice, never got into comp. if only i did spend my time in comp, who knows where i would end up
>>
>Han Solo Dies.
>>
>be little child
>village gets burnt down by marauders
>family is kill except for sister
>join a guild
>grow up
>kick chicken
>be an asshole or a good guy
>the sequels suck ass
>>
>>679035395
fable?
>>
>>679035104
was thinking cs but that works too
>>
>>679029599
13 year old kids screaming at each other
>>
>ayy lmao
>travel between 4 countries and the moon
>probe everyone
>>
>>679035500
yes sir
>>
>>679031112
is this The Culling?
>>
>run around killing everything
>slowly gather up tons of weapons
>in the end shit gets really serious at a pyramid
>>
>Injected with virus
>Meet otaku
>Meet some bitch
>Nades>Tank
>Floating gasmask
>My brother is dead.
>>
>>679035594
any online FPS ever
>>
>>679034795
portal 2
>>
>>679035637
tbqh fam i got it from
>the sequels suck ass
and
>kick chicken
>>
> PLAY NOW
> need todo stupid shit
> cut one log advance level cut 10000 nothings happens
> get asked to follow
> cross some weird ditch
> notification: tl;dr click ok
> 10 motherfuckers on me
> die
> ragequit
>>
>>679031101
That just sounds like Dangan Tenshi Fan Club
>>
>>679035372
Minecraft
>>
>>679035713
nope

>>679035689
stalker?
>>
>>679031669
Duke nukem land of the babes
>>
>groovy
>groovy
>groovy
>groovy
>where the fucks my hand
>>
>>679035838
sure why not
>>
>>679033634
Pac Man
>>
>cyborg
>fight over cyborgs
>robot dog friend
>cool music
>>
>>679035782
Runescape
>>
>>679035891
nope
>>
>>679029599
>join in large combat squad
>organize plan to take down enemy
>enemy has ao much health why so stronk
>squad mates keep dying
>finally tough enemy dies
>did most damage of all
>no reward for you
>try again next week
>>
>>679035960
winrar
>>
>>679035965
megaman
>>
>2d
>koreans
>>
>>679035730
where my fable gone?
muh hart..
>>
>>679035594
Bully?
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>>679035973
Yes
>>
>>679035965
MGRR
>>
>>679036089
Nope
>>
>>679035926
earthworm jim?
>>
>solo
>cards
>spiders
>>
>be a nigger
>kill, rob, steal cars, usual nigger activity
>>
>>679036140
Bingo
>>
>>679036037
Destiny
>or really any game with raids
>>
>>679036037
World of warcraft
>>
>>679034795
come on, you got this /b/
>>
>Experiment with ayy lmao probe
>everything goes wrong
>different kinds of ayy lmaos everywhere
>>
>>679036209
Solitaire
>>
>>679036240
san andreas
>>
>>679036245
>>679036253
Any mmo winrarz
>>
>>679036240
San andreas
>>
>be fancy nobleman
>Medieval nigga wont let me drink a beer
>get ambushed
>get rekt
>some vampire shit
>have to break sum pillar or something
>>
> friend says "play this"
> 'free'
> NaCL
> rage induced strokes
>>
>>679036240
san andreas
>>
>>679036273
half life 1?
>>
>>679036240
Nigga das my real life
>>
>Test test test
>No decadent treats here
>>
Ultra warm
>>
>>679035689
metal gear solid
>>
>be a chick with visible polygon shaped boobs.
>locks servant into cool places.
>moan as she walks into things
>>
>>679036570
Portal
>>
>>679036448
heroin hero?
>>
>>679036570
ESO?
>>
>Hyped
>Edgy
>Doesn't work
>Warner Bros.
>>
>>679035926
That terrible evil dead game...
>>
>>679036618
Tomb Raider
>>
>>679036618
Tomb raider ps1
>>
>>679036671
Batman worked for me on pc
>>
>>679036666
Nope
>>
>>679033042
Fallout 4. Should've said a nigger in old timey clothes complains about all the cites you owned
>>
>revolver ocelot
>revolver ocelot
>revolver ocelot
>>
>>679036656
Winrar
>>
>be mailman
>should be dead but you aren't
>get dragged into a war between romans and some guys with hats
>make romans crucify a fag in a suit
>revenge motherfucker
>>
>>679036618
That old Tomb Raider game
>>
>>679036818
What? The might quads was wrong?!?!
>>
/b/ help me recall the name of this game
>arcade type
>2 jetplanes
>birds eye view, shoot forward
>you get upgrades on your gun
>world war setting, you get money like dollars or yen by flying over them
>final boss is in outer space giant super monkey
>>
>knights
>newgrounds
>cool music
>>
>>679036708
ding ding ding
>>
>>679033950
Huniepop?
>>
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>>679036618
tomb raider
>mfw remembering locking the butler in to the massive fridge
>>
Chinese Genocide Simulator
>>
>be an octopus
>an dad
>>
>>679036240
nignig simulator 2012
>>
>wake up trashed on a beach
>confusedly wander around hitting shit with a rock
>meet guys saying they are friendly, but they bash your skull in with their rocks
>wake up on the beach naked again but this time as a black bald woman
>>
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>>679033094
Resident evil 4

Nerd chick for nerd thread
>>
>>679036484
Right
>>
>>679036926
Battleblock Theatre
>>
>just get some water
>>
>>679036926
fucking castle crashers
>>
>>679036911
1942?
>>
>>679036430
legacy of kain
>>
>no russian
>>
>>679037052
Nope but close
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>>679036612
yep
>>
>>679037083
Ding ding ding
>>
>>679037148
MW2
>>
>>679036845
MGS3
>>
>>679036843
Fucking Preston, i restarted just to avoid the minuteman. It made me upset that i couldn't just kill them.
>>
>>679036865
new vegas faggot
>>
>climb up tower to prevent end of world while fighting monsters that are the manfestation of humanity's darkest desires
>fight said monsters by shooting yourself in the head
>>
>Gregorian chanting in the main menu
>>
>sooo much fog
>render distance shorter than the average OP dick
>>
>>679037127
yey :D
>>
>space lizard on the moon
>edgy character
>pumpkin rap
>>
>>679037359
Skairum
>>
>>679034795
Risk of rain
>>
>>679037011
rust
>>
Difficult one
> futuristic setting
> racing
> old
> soundtrack was amazing

Fml can't remember song name but it's still on the radio sometimes.
>>
>>679037109
hmm more sci fi and slightly more advanced graphics but the game mechanic is right
>>
>>679037235
yup
>>
>>679037377
RuneScape?
>>
>>679037377
if you described it as having some more fog id think its silent hill
>>
>>679037549
Nope
>>
>nostalgia
>mercenary
>amnesia
>big ass sword
>>
>>679037473
Sanic adventure 2
>>
>Tricked by Russians
>Kill Russians
>Nukes errywhere
>American tricksters
>Kill American
>We all criminals now
>>
>>679037476
no
>>
>>679037527
F-Zero
>>
>>679037629
Yes, the PSX one
>>
>>679037664
Yup
>>
>Chibi characters
>swing and slash
>indie
>>
>>679036369
>>679036381
>>679036466
winrar
>>
> climb tower (literally the game)
> best 8 bit soundtrack I ever heard
Ascension
>>
>>679037527
WipEout?
>>
>some faggot has stolen your girlfriend
>you're gonna die a fucking lot to get her back
>awesome OC soundtrack / art style
>>
>plan crash over ocean
>fight of giga tards trying to protect little girls
>mind control
>>
>be animal squad
>flying in spaceships
>pew pew
>fuck you andross
>>
>>679035672

Serious Sam?
>>
>>679037881
super meat boy
>>
>>679037922
Bio Shack
>>
>>679037922
Bioshock again
>>
>>679037011
arc
>>
>>679037852
Wipeout 2097 indeed

>>679037712
See above
>>
>>679034304
Kingdom Hearts
>>
>>679037662
FFVII
>>
>wake up on a train
>shiiet
>old fucker talks shit
>everything wants you dead
>except hot grill and niggur
>crowbar
>>
>Go to town
>find some freaky blue shit
>Black guy with no memory is there
>>
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>>679037953
Star fox 64
>>
>>679037953
Starfox
>>
>>679038143
Half life 2?
>>
>>679037321
Persona?
>>
>There definitely isn't a cow level.
>>
>>679038143
> crowbar
The new one whats the name again? Dark mesa?
>>
>>679038143
Definitely HL²
>>
>>679037359
civ 5 bnw?
>>
>>679038266
winrar
also check em
>>
>>679038406
Not diablo 2
>>
>Be a dad
>son gets taken
>the title of the game rhymes with ballout whore
>>
>>679036267
Pikmen
>>
>dunka dunka starts
>you get casually blown into the basement

>no vampir
>>
>>679037490
you win
>>
>>679038408
Black Mesa is the remake of HL1. But the train one is HL2
>>
>>679031669
Tears of Whores.
>>
>>679038549
Callout chores
>>
>>679037839
ice climber
>>
>>679038549
First part is all that was necessary.
Fallout 4
>>
>>679038119
yep
>>
>>679038520
Winrar
>>
>>679038549
Fallout 4
>>
>>679037881
Ghouls n ghosts
>>
>wake up
>trying to find daughter
>nurse bleeds alot from her face
>>
>bewareoblivionisathand
>>
>>679037321

Metro ?
>>
>>679034079
either crash or uncharted
>>
>>679037359

Halo 3
>>
>>679038695
Nope.

I highly doubt anyone will get this. Its a modern game, but made as an old one.

> 8 bit
> ascension
>>
>dark souls
>inception
>>
>>679037666
Satanic trips for MW2
Best game in that series
>>
>>679038811
Hint fog
>>
>>679038927
Crash it was
>>
>>679038681
tallhouse gore
>>
>BE A FUCKING VIKING
>first level is a water level
>fuck loki
>>
>>679031669
Half life?
>>
>>679033496
Anti Chamber?
>>
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Hey /b/ any richfags wanna buy me darksiders? It's 1.99 right now,
also steam beg threadk

add me: https://steamcommunity.com/id/rycorz
>>
>game within a game
>drive floating cars and blow shit up
>schizophrenic robot drives a regular car that becomes a tank
>>
>>679035613
Destroy all Humans 2
>>
>be rebel
>take out dictator
>can destroy walls by shooting at them
>offline multiplayer is cash
>>
>weird dude falls from the sky
>>
>>679038928
winrar
>>
>>679039491
Morrowind
>>
>>679039408
ding ding ding
>>
>edgy
>dreads
>new game engine
>sucked
>>
>>679035069
Call of Cthulhu
>>
>>679034654
Get a load a this guy
>>
>>679039675
COD?
>>
>>679035173
PvZ?
>>
>>679039606
correct
>>
>>679039771
Nope
>>
>>679039858
I never really played past that point. Let alone finish the story. Walking took way too fuckin long lamo.
>>
>sneaky reptile
>twin brother
>tries to kill brother on an island
>>
>>679039675
hatred??
>>
>Bitch invites you to her house
>isnt there
>fuckingcunt.jpeg
>break in anyway
>bunch of shrooms inside
>get so tripped you go inside the walls

No way will you will get it
>>
>Crocodile steals enough bananas for a YLYL thread
>Gorilla gets jimmies russeled
>Sidekick always telleports to nearest prison cell
>>
>>679040057
Winrar
>>
>>679040079
mario 64
>>
>>679040097
Donkey kong country nigga
>>
>>679040097
donkey kong?
>>
>>679040079
Supa Mayro 65
>>
>>679032517
The Saboteur?
>>
>>679040265
>>679040267
winrars
>>
>>679040079
Mario with the castle thing and the paintings collecting stars.

> yes I cant remember
>>
>cake
>>
>>679034778
Eve Online
>>
>>679040505
MineCraft
>>
>>679040505
Portal 2
>>
>>679040097
>teleports to nearest prison cell
what else do you expect from apes
>>
>stereotypes
>punching
>mike Tyson
>>
>>679040592
Punch out
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