YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>679015034
>daddyissues
Why advertise that?
>>679015034
Bump
>>679015532
Because women are awful creatures.
>>679015862
Skynet wins/10
>>679015532
because they know men like that
same logic as having your tits practically hanging out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxVQBsREnSU
>kekked out loud
Maybe its becuase at 6 foot I'm hardly head and shoulders above 5,10.
But it 5 foot 10 inches even enough to call someone "small"?
The average height in US is apparently 5,7
and a quick google search will show
>The people of the Dinaric Alps (South Slavs) are on record as being the tallest in the world, with a male average height of 185.6 cm (6 ft 1.1 in)
If a girl was 5,10 i wouldn't be interested becuase shes to tall.
Is this just
>Don't talk to me unless you make at lest 8 figures
kinda deal?
Im 5,6 i dont give a flying fuck. And if u let your height discourage you than you're a fucking idiot. Fuck you tall faggots you bony long tooth pick fucks that brag about height
>>679018980
Manlet.
>>679015034
allah akbar?
>>679019081
Go put ur dick in a shredder you ignorant fuck
>>679019764
Someone has a SHORT temper.
>>679018980
>>679019764
I'm not sure if he is trolling or not. It would be too fun if he was so serious about not giving a fuck that he has to throw insults.
4chan is 4chan though
>>679016562
what is this?
>>679015563
>that one older guy at 0:53
What.
>>679020222
What happened next?
>>679020222
Trips checked... I almost did this... Instead got fucked up with another friend and met my first GF... Cured my oneitis real fast
>>679020088
more like this?
>>679020885
User was friend zoned for this post
>>679015563
Those girls look delish
>>679016562
>flamin hot cheetos
I dont know what I expected.
>>679015034
When her weight is over 9000
>>679020885
Please turn in your man card at the front desk
>>679016994
Part of me wishes this was real. I'd love to know the reaction of women finding out they get jerked to.
>>679016994
Hehe
>>679015034
All peeps under 5"10 triggered
>>679020260
hot cheetos and cum
>>679016562
Wtfffff
I think at some point we all did some beta shit and were beta before being put on our asses and learning. I cringe at all this stuff because that could have been me or reminds me of a time I did something similar but on a lesser scale.
>>679022486
You...you know they already know that, right? They don't care.
>>679020828
Jake and Bryan double teamed Elysia. By the time York arrived, it was too late and she was full of and covered in cum - as she predicted it was awesome. Some say the ghost of the knobsocket, York, still haunts the Lakehouse - he died of a broken heart before he could report his findings to Reddit. Dre and Elysia's grandmother hooked up at York's funeral.
>>679020885
Why wouldn't you just write anxiety approach
>>679016562
Man at first I thought she was getting into it but then the motherzillagod of hork just shot out of her facial bits at a speed just fast enough to nauseate me.
>>679020222
It would actually be a hilarious twist if he did go and actually won the fight. I always tell guys like that to bulk up. At absolute worst you can pick a fight and ruin someone else's day.
>>679018551
Explain this pic to me, ive seen it 100 times but still dont get it
Hortman
>>679025113
Godlike
>>679020222
Did he pull an Elliot Rodger?
>>679023212
Kek!
>>679025931
Here we go again
>>679016562
That must be satisfying as fuck.
>>679026152
RIP
>>679025931
Mods i guess
>>679025931
MODS!
>>679026152
does anyone dare enter the site? I'm not into that shit but i can't help but be curious and i don't want a party van showing up
>>679026391
it's gone
>>679026152
my fucking god this week is the week to kill myself
>>679015532
>that pic
God tier movie
>>679022101
Fuck off
>>679018426
> 6ft
> head and shoulders above 5 ft 10
So your head and shoulders are two inches in height?
>>679026599
>>679019764
>>679025631
>cringelord detected
>>679015563
HOLY SHIT! did they manage to catch him
>>679016562
fuck just happened
>>679026124
Hey its meaty burger, I used to love that show
>>679026599
Its plural.
>>679018108
>moot irl
>>679020222
did york at least get the video?
>>679026914
The fuck?
>>679018108
>we will eventually all die and people like this will be the ones to replace us
>>679026124
why did i google elliot rodger's name.
>>679025631
It's a forced meme from some faggot with a vendetta that won't die.
>>679029419
wats not to get?
>>679020222
noone believes this is real right?
>>679026715
Fake and gay
>>679029996
dude that nigger got trips. it has to be real.
>>679025631
It's bait
>>679030499
not fake, I know a guy with the same problem. guy I know is fat though, not ripped
>>679023212
zozzle'd
>>679020222
>go sharks!
yeah, no way that's real.
h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY.
>>679015862
Kek
Only have gold for you, sorry. Oh yes, a pony tail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dWICBmUvk
>>679018551
>>679031472
why so skeptic? looks real to me
>loser kid friendlies up to 8/10 chick
>chick pities him a little
>autistic enough to think target was a date
>she explains things vulgarly over internet
>going to lose v card
>york gets fukkin pissed
>she gets pissed
>york wants that v card
>fuck you york, gonna get dp'd by J. n B.
>york goin to lake house to get his nut
genuinely sounds real to me. knew a similar beta at school. similar type of girl only she was never this audacious and the pity was too great
>>679032104
Enough
>>679015862
it's begining
>>679020150
> answering with MLP
a mexican raping pony dolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
>>679023302
what does that mean. i should be figthting a bull and win ?
>>679031663
you knew this was coming
>>679033526
thats right
>>679028552
I miss Sam and max...
>>679033526
the pinnacle of male dominance
>>679033595
Do it then faggot
>>679020222
>bryan
>tall bryan
kek'd
>>679033526
She only wants Spanish toreros.
>>679033964
if i can get my hands on one. until then i'll just keep standing on one arm and getting all the chicks.
>>679015862
Those shady eyes
>>679032896
>2016
>Actually caring
>>679034575
>its the current year, so my disgusting behavior should be tolerated
>>679015862
Robot simply does not give a fuck.
>>679020222
>Tonight is the night in the bio
Off to the cringe thread with you
>>679035209
>mfw this was taken in public
>>679015563
God I wish that was me, lucky bastard.
>>679015034
Lost at the fact that he talks like he has downs
>>679015862
>fuk u human
>I win
>>679016731
made me laugh
>>679036757
not a great job censoring that..
heres a equally cringy dude for good messure anyway
>>679023354
5'7 reporting in, extremely triggered. i was the tallest guy... in the fourth grade. the feels are real.
>>679016562
Made it hard to enjoy the last 2 bites of my sandwich
>>679027231
References for a fucking school project?
Jesus christ
>>679026558
He looks like a slightly more autistic Jim Sterling.
>>679018426
Mate, I was 6 foot tall at 15, git gud
>>679018426
>>679039211
And probably sucking cock since kindergarten. Nobody cares you nigger
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmmW7tJldk
>>679016994
what ep is that from?
>>679036757
More of that info, almost lost it! Need morrrrre>>679036814
>>679015563
That kid probably did something shitty so ok
>>679025631
I don't know and nobody seems to know so, it's just this faggot posting it and chuckling to himself
>>679015034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFEVwyt8zE
>>679026579
fat cunt detected
>>679023354
im 5"5 but ill still fuck your dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzTlaHCWQ
>>679015034
System metric of faggots
https://www.youtube.com/user/SargonofAkkad100
>>679039211
>6 ft
>15
fucking newfag, my best friend was 6 foot at 12, 6'6" at 16.
>>679015563
that literally happened to me like daily from when i was like 10 to when i was about 13
>>679043656
That's not even Heresey. That's just fucked up-
>>679025631
It's a scrawny, babyfaced manlet in a muh-lady tier outfit. Thing is, alot of the spergs on 4chan thinks he looks good so the pic is often used as bait. Just like the pic of that pedo loli-paintjob.
The faggot even has skulls on his goddamn tie and people still go "What? I see no cringe here" etc. I'm starting to think that the people pretending not to see the cringe are the real mastertrolls here.
>>679043687
nigger i was 7'2" at 18 months. get gud.
>>679042797
Fuck his dog with what?
>5'5''
>Male
nope
>>679015034
Women try to be all tough but crumble like cookies under a man with charm.
>>679043819
>>679015563
It's not really cringe. Pretty obviously that creepy old guy hanging out with them preteens would have done something if he hit one of them.
>>679037259
Man I'm 5'7 too. It's not that bad, if you've got a nice face you've got nothing to worry about
>>679015563
When that kid is older, he's gonna rape each and every one of those girls. I hope.
>>679015563
Girls tried to do that to me but I punched one in the mouth in the other one was knocked out. Didn't think I'd hit them because they are women
>>679044945
what even is this? what does it say?
>>679045059
I know. I do alright. My gf still calls me a manlet, cause she's 5'8, but that just make me hatefuck her that much harder.
thanks for the support though, short/b/ro
>>679044365
Decent pants would make all the difference, I don't see the cringe here.
http://pounced.org/
Just read some of the profiled for ultimate cringe
>>679026558
> I asked imaginary characters for their opinion
> I will literally kill you over a stupid cartoon.
>>679045731
I though this was bait.
Its not bait.
God I wish it was bait.
>>679046544
I know its pretty awful isnt it? The deeper you go the worse it gets...
>>679039211
Bitch please. I was 6'0 at 13.
>>679018426
>>679020998
I'm pretty sure that's actually a woman that's suffering from acromegaly, caused by overproduction of growth hormone by the adenohypophysis.
>>679046753
Its funny, just not haha funny.
>>679045731
>
I have no words to describe what I'm feeling...God we need a pandemic.
>>679018108
>you're fat kill yourself
>has stack of 3 honey buns for a neck
>>679045453
>Judge mental.
The court room falls silent, the ruling for the mental competency hearing is about to be read.
Judge : Mental.
The crowd sighs in relief, their dogs will be safe.
>>679015563
Not all bad, he will have somthing to look back on and fap over when he's a 25 year old gimp
>>679026558
>This sword is ready.
This sword is ready. This sword is fucking ready. Ready for what? Under what circumstance can you see using a sword on someone in this day and age reasonable? Do you fantasize stopping a shooting at your school with a sword? How about saving that pretty girl from ruffians? Does carrying it around make everyone think you have training? WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS?! WHAT ARE YOU READY FOR?! WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SWORD READY FOR?!
>>679045731
I feel assaulted.
http://www.adultswim com/metalocalypse/petition/
They've been live streaming a fax machine that you can fax shit to since this morning.
>>679045731
>>679045011
>>679048522
You just said my exact train of thought, thank you.
>>679045453
Jesus fucking Christ... The most cringeworthy part of this shit is he gets off with a week of no pay and required therapy. Motherfucker BIT a goddamn disabled person. Holy fuck. How is this lunatic not in jail?
Please someone tell me this one is fake.......
bump
>>679015596
lmao
>>679026545
It was my favorite back when it came out. All the shitty matrix effects made it great
All hail PAiNt, lord of cringe.
>https://www.instagram.com/paintarya/?hl=en
>>679051309
shave the mustache and i would dick down
>>679045132
I feel you.
Cunts need to be put in their place.
The kitchen.
>>679047044
Saw this exact pic in my bio class not too long ago, she went from woman to Shrek to bill cosby
>>679049291
>>679015034
There's not much sun, and thanks to Swedish bitches on the Left, soon there's not going to be much SWEDISH.
>>679052304
dont forget to shave the rest of the places where females dont generally let hair grow
>>679015532
Final Wars was a gem.
>>679053312
>>679051309
the name is pain, the game is shame.
>>679053451
>>679053312
>>679023354
I'm 5'10" & 1/8
Almost triggered.
>>679023354
I'm 5'10" but Manlets are cute
>>679020222
Such utter bullshit, those tripps were wasted.
>>679051309
idk man, but "nonbinary slam poet" has a nice ring to it
>>679019874
Jej
>>679023354
6'2", I keked.
>>679015563
Story?
>>679016562
That's what happens when you suck Towelie's dick.
>>679053700
>>679044583
We all know you're a manlet. Git Gud
>>679054702
>>679023212
My sides
>>679053973
girl/gurl/boy?
>>679018426
>average height is 5'7"
Men are biologically taller than women, that's why 6 foot men are considered normal and 6 foot women are considered tall. As a male, imo a man below 5'8" is short, 5'8"-6'2" is average, 6'3" and above is tall.
>>679055157
>>679039211
>>679043687
>>679044583
I'm 5'6 and you're a bunch of cunt faggots.
>>679055821
>>679056003
im 5'7, and agree.
fuck you>>679055769
>>679025631
he's wearing a mix of clothes that should never go together, a horrible button down and vest with skinny jeans and sneakers just for one example.
>>679025469
idk (I don't know) why not.
>>679035209
This makes my insides shift so fucking horrible.
>>679015563
Eh kid probably did something shitty but still not right, i kek'd when they chased him though.
>>679055821
I'm giggling at this shit.
>>679027231
lmao its pretty funny tho, like its so funny it's not emberessing, its just weird.
>>679015034
Although I failed quite a lot of times at defending myself at highschool, I still remember one girl (had big boobs at her age) got some fun stinging me with the sharp end of a compass. I told her several times to stop but she carried on and had fun with that. Until I got so mad I grabbed a blunt pencil and stabbed her in the hand she had on the table with it.
Of course, everybody got mad with me, despite they were having fun (almost all the class) when I was annoyed or insulted by other people. That was the only time the teachers sent me to the principal's office, and I bet they even thought I was a violent punk for doing that and getting all the class angry.
At the principal's office, I told them what she was doing all the time, and I had the luck she admitted it. She was in tears since I did that to her, and I'm not suring if she was bleeding a lot or not, but I think she was. So, thankfully, since she admitted it, we both were scolded equally (unfair, but since I hurted her a lot, I didn't care)
So, that was my story. One of the few times I manage to return an aggression. I'm not that proud it was with a girl, quite an air-head also, and not against male aggressors, but I'm sure I would be beaten by 5 to 10 of them.
>>679053451
Fucking shitposting
>>679056861
You like lemons do you?
>>679057394
>>679020828
Nine teenagers, a paramedic, Crazy Willie the town drunk, and a fat, bitchy middle aged neighbor + her deaf mute husband + their three cats were all brutally murdered in various and creative ways, at the lake, before the lone, virginal survivor (Chasity, or Constance or some stupid shit like that) killed Jake who was wearing Bryan's face as a dead-skin mask at that point. It took a lot to bring him down, but she finally did just as the cops and all were arriving. She was certain he was dead too, but his body somehow ended up falling in the water, and was never recovered. So he's still there....
>>679057809
better than banana cancer
>>679020088
but y tho....
>>679034811
Not the same anon, but I never understood how people can manage to be here long enough and not grow an immunity to cancerous shitposts. There's always going to be a new trend of something that you don't like, and being bothered by cancer every passing year questions how long you've actually been here.
>>679058470
>>679057951
HAHAHAAHA fucking hell. stop my sides. this is so bad it's amazing.
>>679058262
>>679058989
me and my brother are stoned as fuck and keep giggling to this fucking shit. ahhh anon you're our hero.
>>679035209
At first I was like "how the fuck does that railing support all that weight?", and then I was like "oh it's steel beams, and jet fuel can't melt them".
>>679027510
topkek
>>679032286
bitches be audacious these days
>>679032104
Does this kid even know how famous he is on /b/?
>>679015596
Ayylmao
>>679059133
>>679058989
>>679059544
I'm curious to see how he looks now. Despite the tight pants, he seems to have a good sense of style. And being scrawny is probably the second best body style to being built and muscular, I think.
/faggotry
>>679015563
I would have clocked the fuck out of one of them and run
>>679023302
I mean i dont need gloves to fire a rifle...
what was this thread? I can't remember and I'm too lazy to scroll to the top...
>>679061421
>YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
You're welcome, fam.
>>679022486
Pretty much every girl everywhere gets jerked to. If they dont know that they are stupid. Even the ugly ones will end up in at least one sick fantasy.
Spoiler
At least one chick has probably flicked he bean to you as well, even if you are ugly. Its human nature.
>>679060321
what was the real img?
>>679025831
Why does he look like he was caught off guard by his own photo. How beta do you have to be to look like a bitch in your own pic.
>>679023212
to tears man!
>>679057394
why does every thread got to get ruined with loyalist garbage?
they're just like traps, always invest every fucking thready
>be me today
>at community college sitting in car on /b/ on my phone
>starts to get hot so i turn the a/c on
>oh look its that time that yhe class im supposed to be in gets out
>time to go home after a long hard day of sitting in my car
>turn key in ignition
>rrruuurrrrr
>car wont start
>drained battery sitting in car with a/c on
>luckily i have jumper cables in trunk
>hours go by
>to socially anxious/autism to ask someone for a jump start
>call dad ask him to come so i can jump start
>"sigh..ok anon.."
>jumpstart car with dads help
>go home
>to beta to live
>>679063251
gotta invest to make your money grow
>>679056003
I'm 6'1 and you are a short cunt faggot.
Litteraly loling at your life.
>>679060182
>>679063425
why not invest into something worth while, instead of loyalist shit
>>679063425
you need to diversify yo bonds, nigga
>>679063624
COVER ME BOYS, I'M GOING IN!
>>679062060
feminine penis
>>679063401
how old? if >21, an hero now.
>>679063428
I'm 6'4 and you are a short cunt faggot.
Litteraly loling at your life.
>>679063746
fucking loyalists
>>679063891
>>679063806
Almost 20
>>679061848
I hope there's a day that comes when we invent a technology that allows ourselves to exchange thoughts between each other. There wouldn't be a need for secrets because the worst thoughts we ever had are probably dim in comparison to the collective thoughts of everyone. Everyone would be more accepting and tolerant to each other and our most odd fetishes and the thought of being edgy wouldn't exist since we have an understanding of differences that reside in people. It would be easier to find a companion in life and it would be difficult next to impossible to "cheat" on the other person behind their backs, so I imagine there would be some kind of permissions and privileges that don't exist in this time of society.
>>679020885
>week end
He's a betatard that's for sure
>>679063891
What art thou implying?
>>679064183
that you're all shit who worship a corpse on a golden toilet
>>679050268
Just proof that if you hate everyone around you, maybe you are the problem.
>>679063810
I'm 6'4 too and so is my wife!
>>679064121
>red to red
>black to black
>rev working car
>rev flat car
what's so difficult to understand newfriend?
>>679064483
I know how to start a car. The provlem is im to scared to ask a stranger for a jumpstart
>>679064325
lemons
>>679064513
dentist files?
>>679051309
does it have tits?
>>679020150
>mlp
>>679064605
that's what grinder is for
>>679058470
Heres a thought. No cancer at all. Now wouldnt that be nice?
Was posting story in cringe bread that died. will post here
Alright, I got one for ya. It's not pretyped, but all this cringe has inspired me to share this tale.
>Be me. Big, Hairy dude
>Have friend since kindgergarten. Not that big or hairy
>best friends all the way through High School
>Notice afterward though, that we had taken seriously different paths in the department of perspective on life
>Specifically, Women
>We both liked the same girl in Sophomore year, all the way through senior year. Bout that time, I got over her and decided not to live in the friendzone
>Betabro did not
>Turned into an unhealthy obsession that continues to this day
>First major story that comes to mind
>All of us about 21
>Usually hang out because i'm a social guy, betabro does not have many other friends, and the chick, henceforth known as Y..well, i don't know why she kept coming around
>About 10 at night, the three of us hanging out at the library after an uneventful trip to a casino
>Won 50 bucks. Spent 60
>fml
>The topic of sex gets brought up
>Instantly uneasy, because I know where this is going
>She's asking about our dicks, talk about what we do in bed
>Topic of oral comes up
>Betabro says, and i quote
> "Its something i'd enjoy doing to you, and i guess all i can say is there'd be a lot of kissing..and licking, and..uh..sucking"
>Nope.jpeg
>Tell them i'm beat
>Walk my fat ass home
>Go to bed, a little deader inside
Have more stories if intrested, /b/ros
>>679063770
Feminine penis an edit of the original
>>679064313
Those simpsons lemons gave me a good chuckle. best ylyl thread yet
>>679015563
...and what if it were a bunch of boys and one girl, /b/?
>>679064939
but /b/ is cancer
>>679064876
No grindr is for if you want a penis in your butthole or if you want your penis in another males butthole
>>679064955
>Be much more recent
>Like, 2 years ago
>Betabro, Y both still in my life
>Both come over to my place to visit me and the old lady
>Was planning to go see another friend of mine
>Decide fuck it, invite them along
Now, before i continue, might as well physically describe everyone involved
Y is about 5'3, slender, long dark hair, light complected mexican
Betabro is about 5'10, dumpy, beer gut, receding hairline
Friend we're going to visit is 6'1, big bushy beard, toned, deep voice
>Get to friend, lets call him Voicebox's, home
>Y is pretty instantly enamored
>Betabro, as he usually does, is following her around like a puppy. Standing way too close.
>We get lawn chairs to sit around bon fire. Beta bro puts his practically on top of Y's, that sort of thing
>All night, Y and Voicebox are hitting it off, getting chummy
>Betabro butts into the conversation, physically stays between them, or right up on them
>Eventually leave, because Voicebro was too drunk to continue
>>679027231
It's so easy to get out of that one as well
>"Haha I thought you might get a laugh out of it"
That's it. Now you're the funny guy.
>>679039436
>>679015563
Why is everyone assuming the kid did something shitty? Kid should have bit the bitches fingers off
>>679041275
bleach drinking bitch. we can't mention her here
>>679065122
well thanks for the correct spelling
>nice dubs btw
>>679016841
I have an older Asian professor. He's a cool guy, but I get shit almost as bad as this on exams.
>>679050277
>>679015596
Thr Trash Man
>>679065466
Dubs train!! Choo chooo next stop dubsville!
