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ITT: post a pic of your car and /b/ tries to describe whats wrong with it
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>>678940900
Out of blinker fluid
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I'll bite.

Roast.
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>>678940900
Not nearly enough tail pipes.
>>678941936
Who the fuck puts a bumper sticker for a tire company on a badass car like that?
>>678942269
You forgot the tires on them rims.

My turn.
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Do your best
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>>678942748

Kek.

And all that mud will be left in the car wash bay for someone like me to have to maneuver around.

Thanks asshole.
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>taking the bait
The z
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>>678940900
Looks exhausted
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>>678943126
And Tired
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>>678940900
I'm EXHAUSTed
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>>678942969
>square body
>not a k truck

Sucks, Mr. S10. Though your truck is nicer than the late model S10s by a long shot.
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>>6767894296
Kinda happy about it. All stock other than the rims and ignition module.
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>>678940900

Seriously though.. that's quite a bit of money spent on those cans.
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>>678942748
Doors ajar
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>>678943126
And extremely tired.
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>>678942969
Missing the back half
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Hit me with your best shot.
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>>678943050
Nah, I just drive around like that until the rain washes most of it off, and then I go to the wash. I try not to be a huge dick.

It also saves me like $15 in quarters to wait a bit.
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>>678943205
It is 4x4 but yes I am indeed wanting a , but I'm poor Mexican trash
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>>678940900
Needs more exhaust
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>>678943413
Wanting a full-sized*
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>>678943364
Traffic travelling in opposite direction wont be able to see the for sale sign
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The lack thereof
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>>678943059
Too red
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>>678943375

One thing that irates my fucking ass here is every single time it's like they travel in groups and multiple bays are covered in the shit all next to eachother.

I have a $500 Home Depot gift card from my Amex rewards and am looking at getting a pressure washer due to that shit.
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>>678943413
Hey, it could be a LOT worse. You could have a 96 2WD with the 2.2L like my buddy has. That thing is a POS.
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>>678943559
and neither will traffic travelling in same direction
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>>678943364
It's the most generic car I've ever seen. The sun roof is the only thing that makes it mildly unique. If that is your aspiration, I'm guessing you have nothing unique or interesting in the entirety of your tan, blank, average existence.
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>>678943680
Most of the Jeep guys I know but pressure washers and do it at home. I only use public ones because I'm poor and in college.

Though yes, we do travel in packs, and I imagine if you live in a poor enough area they might be more likely to be dicks about it.
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>>678943686
I work at an autozone. I just can't believe how GM thought that under powered motor can handle all that weight.
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>>678940900
The Buddah...
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roast me
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>>678943891
Painted flares, painted hard tire cover, JK.

Almost certainly never been off road.

But if you have, kudos, Jeeperfags unite bro.
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>>678943796
Yeah, I'm sure the chrome plastic fender vents on your 92' tercel really set it apart, Umberto.
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>>678943891
Not enough room for all the cocks to fit in my mouth.


Seriously though, the roundy bit of the design doesn't line up with the round lines.
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>>678943607
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>>678943921

Not poor here. Just too many inconsiderate kids.
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>>678944023
shit tier color scheme.
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>>678944023
Painted flares are f*cking ugly.

Other than that, you have a white version of mine. Nice to meet you, broski.
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>>678943891
No Tags
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>>678942748
nothing wrong with it. Its not a JK so its perfect
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>>678944017

Had windows in the rear.

Able to see inside after you steal kids.
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>>678944136
I'll tell my boyfriend-- im sure your input will be valued.
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>>678943059
a.chink copy of a muscle car
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>>678943050
or just bring it to drill night at the local volunteer fire department and they will spray it off with a fire hose
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>>678944134
Jose? Es you?
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>>678944226
Not many other tj saharas out there
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>>678940900
I see nothing wrong with this.
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>>678944475
That's brilliant.

I should do that.
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>>678943059
retardeed rims.
needs higher profile tires not lower
trunk fin looks backward and retarded
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>>678940900
If that really is your car, I know where you're from.
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I'll bite.

No, I'm not a cop.
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besides the fact I crashed
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Ok, go
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>>678944564
Nope, wasn't the uber fancy mall krawler the JKU Sahara is now. But they're cool in their own way, and the little decal is awesome IMHO, even if it's nearly meaningless.

Just didn't make sense back in '99 to pay an extra 3 grand for a tan interior that'll just get muddy and painted flares that'll just get scratched, lol.
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mkiv master race
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>>678944475

I have the car and it rarely gets dirty anyway.

I honestly don't take it to bays at all anymore.

Usually just keep it wiped with micro rags and some Zymol polish. Always does a fantastic job.
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>>678941936
Bumper Sticker Also I dont like the Rear. Too long or something.
>>678942269
Not an M3
>>678942748
Automatically stereotyped as a Redneck.
>>678942969
Standard Pickup, maybe a bit too Generic.
>>678943059
Once again, that long sloping back. I'm not a fan.
>>678943364
Nothing special. Low income worker in Retail.
>>678943891
Ponies.
>>678944017
Gets the job done. Could use hub-caps.
>>678944023
Bro-Mobile. Cargo Shorts, Sunglasses and Baseball Caps are in your future.
>>678944226
Dude in the background looks like a dweeb. Chick with the dyed hair is probably a bit too on the thick scale.
>>678944746
Would've been better in Black.
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>>678944843
color is fucking awful. Looks like a 90-year-old librarian and a third wave feminist somehow combined their DNA and produced offspring, and this is the color of lipstick that the offspring uses.
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>>678944800
It's a Nissan truck.

Also, IK we're supposed to ignore the damage, but damn that's a wimpy bumper. I rammed mine into a boulder two days ago and can't tell where.
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>>678940900
Only pic I could find, it's dark
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>>678945003
It was originally black and white but a couple cities I frequently visit have some gay ordinances against civilians owning used cop cars that are black or white. Some pedo was impersonating a cop or some shit, so everyone who had one had to get it recolored.
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>>678945007
Yeah, it definitely looks better during the day. It's actually metallic bronze.
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>>678945226
Aaand it's sideways. Fix this shit already please
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>>678944023
dont like the painted flares but its not a JK and doesnt have a body lift so i see nothing wrong here
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>>678944864
ruined a perfectly good car
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>>678945003
Bro,

>>678942748
And
>>678944226
Are both my Jeep. It can clean up well, that was literally about two minutes post-this mud hole.
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>>678945003

>not an M3
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>>678945286
Fair enough.
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>>678944746
>immediate thoughts of that regular car reviews 'review' on that model.
>subtle chuckle
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>>678944843
is that you mom?
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>>678945081
bro I was going 140kmh on the high way spined 5 five times before hitting the wall I actually was amazed thats all that got fucked up besides the rims and the stair. thatthat why I took a pick
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>>678943206
is that a 1988-1992 chevy/gmc truck?
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>>678944657
Fellow S body eyyy
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>>678945157
Now that's a sexy truck. I got a buddy that would love it.
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>>678944864
NA, Auto to boot...
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>>678945589
>>678945473
eyyyyyy
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Roast me fam
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>>678945538
That's really impressive then.
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>>678944226
hide the wiring better for those extra lights
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Alright /b/r/o/s....
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>>678945650
I love it holy shit
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>>678944864
oh god what have you done
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>>678945650
Is that really yours? Fucking badass.

Also hello fellow San Franciscan.
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>>678945507
Nice white walls.
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>>678945772
/thread
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>>678945650
Looks like a lot of work for some shitty outdated horsepower
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F150 all mine. Leather interior heated seats also.
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Comfy; the car though
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>>678945778
engine is only running 1hp
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>>678944864
Way to ruin my dream car
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>>678945772
Yeah..
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>>678944746
cops wouldnt drive a red one, but the fact that you said that means that u want people to think u are.
the issue here is the driver
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>>678945736
Lol, those are stock fog lights. I'll be sure to tell Chrysler circa 1996 that their fog light wiring design sucked.
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>>678945914
97 GM owner reporting, most comfortable shit ever, and my bros love it because it has ashtrays in the back doors
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>>678944800
what happened to make the back fucked up too?
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>>678945650
Naturally, lives in SF.
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>>678945577
1988 Chevrolet S10 4.3L Z motor with the 700R4 Auto transmission (sadly) but the 700R4 is easy to rebuild at least.
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>>678945408
Mine's 2007, but close. It was under $2500 and still ran. Still runs great, with minor maintenance. I don't do any of that shit either. As someone who routinely has a laptop with a large antenna in their passenger side, it does seem to ward off employees wondering why I've been idling in the parking lot for hours.

Downsides: Everyone realizes their newfound love for their brakes when you're behind them on the highway.
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>>678945876
Because wheel gap should a squared ordeal.
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Watcha think, /b/oys?
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>>678945892
>outdated horsepower

>horsepower
>ie. an objective, standardized unit of a physical quantity
>outdated
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>>678944800
Trucks with 4 doors bother me. They usually look like they lost room in the back due to it.
>>678944843
Purple? Other than the headlights, it just looks like everything else on the road.
>>678944864
Probably sounds like a Leaf-blower. I bet Mexicans like it.
>>678944886
I know it's a me thing, but that long sloping back. Id rather have classic Coupe roofs.
>>678945157
I'm pretty sure Buffalo Bill had one of these, you know, the guy who wore women's skin-suits.
>>678945226
Only old people in Mississippi buy Mercurys. Nice bird though.
>>678945371
>Yet Another Jeep. How original.
>>678945382
Still looks like every other BMW coupe ever. The Black vents might've been better in the same Silver as the car.
>>678945473
Also dates his own Cousin.
>>678945507
Literal Perfection.
>>678945650
I have a soft spot for 80-90s Cars with Maximum Rice. But you'll be sure to tell everyone you meet how fast it goes, wont you?
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>>678945349
Jk's are fucking gross. And it's still a project, thinking of changing flares. Thanks bro
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>>678945744
I'm looking to get one of these as my first car. How is it?
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>>678946078
it hit front first against the wall then bounced backwards into the wall
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>>678946112
Dude I want a pic of that shot. Don't be a fag. Chevy and timestamp or gtfo
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>>678946112
That's a pretty nice setup tbh.

My buddy has a 700r4 in his K5. I make fun of him because manual master race (I'm the Jeep guy, btw), but it's not a bad trans.
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>>678944864
everything including the driver
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>>678946211
see
>>678945772
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>>678945157
8-12mpg
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>>678945980
The reason I said that is because there are real people in the world stupid enough to ask. I wouldn't put that lack of basic knowledge past all of /b/. There are some true morons here.
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>>678944886
stupid interior color
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>>678946228
Truly, winrar. Most uninformed, superficial, opinion ITT. Cheers, B.
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>>678946211
you're goin places; once the tow truck gets there.
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>>678946211
(White s10 anon here) Honestly, I want one because if done right they make great rock crawlers.
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Volvo s40 2001
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>>678946228

>Still looks like every other BMW coupe ever.

I beg to differ.
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Yes some people don't like me
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94 corolla with almost 300k miles
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>>678945157
nothing wrong
lose the air damn down below but thats about all id change
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>>678945700
Poor Businessman's Car.
>>678945702
The Black one next to it looks better.
>>678945744
Generic Garbage.
>>678945778
Needs more HorsePower.
>>678945898
I fucking love jumpy castles!
>>678946211
Pretty sure these were only a thing in the early Nineties. Like the car version of TrapperKeepers.
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>>678942969
Fuel pump is fucked
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>>678942269
Its a nice car, I like beamers, but everyone I know thats had one says it spends more time in the shop than on the road. Not hating, Ive always wanted a z3 personally (cuz of the bond movies). I drive an 05 Jeep Wrangler. Trusty old bitch, and its a convertible, chicks dig it (its not all lifted monster truck looking)
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>>678945226
oldpeoplehandmedown/10
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>>678946457
I'd rather start with a CJ5 or Samurai, no need to convert to solid axles then, and any leaf sprung axle sort of tons is usually bolt in.
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>>678941936
Your windshield is chipped
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>>678946502
Found the non-car person
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>>678946563
Step sides aren't for me but nice one
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>>678940900
Using the standard rule that exhaust and model description size are in inverse proportion to owners dick: OP has no dick, OP has a hole there without being female.
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>>678945157
This thing is awesome. 89-91 Blazers are one of my favorite rigs ever. Too bad they all rusted out up here in the northeast
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>>678946544
Looks pretty clean for 300k
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>>678945382
black tinted door windows makes u look like a drug dealer
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>>678945286
It's the car on the right. Looks better, apart from the spaz parking too close.
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>>678946590
Ayy, another TJ owner. We need to just made a Jeep board tbh.
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>>678946575
yeah no
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>>678946779
All original steel been in the family since it was new
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>>678941936
It's a photo of someone else's car
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>>678942748
Jeep baby! I have an 05 SE non modded stock Wrangler. Love the bitch. Tough as nails even in stock form. Mines white with half doors. Love the jeep man.
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>>678945371
I fucking miss having a jeep
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>>678945924
The average horse is capable of 14.9 horsepower at its peak.
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>>678945473
redneckorhighschooler/10
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>>678946276
(White s10 anon)
If this thread doesn't 404 I'll post a imgur album
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>>678946453
Considering that pic was taken after 20+ miles of off-road trails at 10,000+ feet. I'm pretty sure I'm going places most cars can't.
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>>678944657
looks like 292 4.3
flip the air filter cover upside down for max airflow/hotair intake
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>>678946590

I've had the car for 5 years now.

First three years were track only and I now currently daily it and put nearly 800 miles a week on her every week.

From my time as an owner, I've had a failed fuel pump and one of the brake calipers. That's it. I have overhauled a lot on this car and do a lot of mai to it but with 113k miles it's as solid as ever.
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>>678946758
>mfw the normies dont get the memes
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>>678945228
Damn man, that sucks. I bet it looked nicer in Black/White.

>>678946439
>Goes to a thread dedicated to describing what's wrong with your car.
>Get feelings Hurt
Maybe you should run and tell your Mommy.
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>>678945876
Shut up Joel
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>>678946241
Surprisingly reliable. I bought it CPO back in 2009 at 45K. It's now at ~118K, and in all honesty nothing has gone wrong with it aside from the normal wear and tear stuff (brake pads, tires etc). I plan on driving it until I can't anymore, then parking it in a shed. Without a doubt, it's my favorite car I've owned.

It likes to eat headlight bulbs though. Learn how to replace the headlight bulbs, and buy an economy pack of them if you can. It can run off of regular, but you can tell it doesn't want to. Spend the extra for 89 or 93 and you'll see a huge difference.
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>>678946980
I get the meme you faggot, that doesn't mean it's funny. Do you even know what kind of car it is?
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>>678946342
>8-12mpg

18-20 at a steady 70 mph.
15-16 around town
5-10 offroad
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>>678945650
notfastbytodaysstandards/10
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>>678946836

Naa.
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>>678946867
Sweet man! I love them too. You have the 2.5, which is a solid motor. Mine is a 99 4.0 5 speed, which is also basically bulletproof. I do wish I had a little more horsepower though for the street.

But when I get the cash to build my stroker, that won't be a problem anymore, lol. I'll be pushing 4.8L.
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dont have a car or even a bike, but here's my pizza
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>>678945898
Nothing about this picture makes sense
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>>678946867
Fuck yeah man, I love my TJ. Ill try to find a pic. Ok here I am sittin on the rollbars.
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>>678947084
I've found quite a few clean examples for about $5k, it seems like a really damn good deal. What spec is yours?
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>>678945650
too much stickon carbon fiber
retarded wing addition
ricer trying to not be a ricer. probably hates being associated with them
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>>678946821
thanks, i've had it since 08. theres a small ding on the driver side front fender that was there when i bought it. looks like a door got opened on it. but other than that everything is pretty mint. it had under 100k when i bought it.
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>>678944857
I hate JK's, not even jeeps anymore. I don't see why it was so much extra either but I got a good deal on it. It's a 5 speed too, absolutely love the thing, such a good time
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>>678946942
Since I highly doubt you were in the rocks that low to the ground, you must be doing some damn easy trails to be that clean afterwards.

I'm just giving you crap man. Off roaders gotta stick together.
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>>678947269

Those bouncy houses are always flying in the air. It only makes sense they're in the view of air traffic control.
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>>678945700
nice bumper
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>>678945650
The carbon fiber isn't built to fit properly. If this were really your car and you had obsessed over it this much this details would kill you inside
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>>678947269
I deliver and set up bounce equipment using my truck to haul the trailer (14ft v-nose)
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>>678947199
Yup, 4 cylinder, she accelerates like a cruise ship, but shes reliable as hell.
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This is my wife's car, I'm jealous too!
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>>678947090
>Do you even know what kind of car it is?
dont be a dumbass its a buick, ive scene the new commercials, we all have
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>>678945702
get that shit off ur rearview mirror. who wants shit swinging around in thier face when they try to drive
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>>678947437
Thanks
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>>678947390
Nice man. Yeah, I got mine for super cheap because it didn't run, I sat in it to steer and brake while my grandfather towed it the hour home in my XJ, and then I fixed it up and sold the XJ.
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>>678945736
never seen the wires out there like that
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>>678947427
Good one. But that unit weights around 450 pounds and we anchor it down. That why you hire a company and don't buy the shit inflatables from costco
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>>678947553
Go away, you're not contributing to the thread at all
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>>678947659
Pigfat. Honda ruined the civic
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>>678945744
not much
silver is too common and generic looking on these
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>>678947665
>it's a gmc
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>>678947733

>implying a civic was ever even remotely good
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>>678945778
needs a wing
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>>678947550
I see more of these than the Prius in the bay area. Nice though.
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>>678947820
Hey still got it for $3800 last year so I can't complain
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>>678947831
It never was good but it was good at being a small cheap shitbox. Now its a pigfat cheap shitbox
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Do it
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>>678945914
grandparentscar/10
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>>678947417
Trails were easy/moderate. No crawling or serious rocks, just nice views from up high in mountain passes (Ouray, CO in summer).

Suspension lift is next on the list of mods.
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>>678947777
checkt
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>>678945984
ive never seen the wires just hanging there like that before
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>>678947365
I have a 2006 2.0T. $5K seems about right nowadays for a pre-facelift 2nd gen 9-3. They're very persnickety cars in that they don't need a ton of maintenance, but when they do, you need to make sure everything is squared away 100%. That means don't be cheap with oil changes and get non-synthetic oil. One thing I've noticed is how well they have aged. Find one in good condition that was maintained properly, and you'll have an uncucked Swedish friend for years to come!

Also, many of the important bits are still available if something goes wrong, since it's a mechanical cousin of the Caddy CTS.
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>>678946065
someone even thinks about lighting up in my truck they are getting pushed out
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>>678947777
Nice quads
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I think my transmission is leaking
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>>678948124
Nice. I'd love to wheel Colorado. I'm from Michigan, which is nothing but mud and rust, and I'm living in Texas, which is all either mud or crazy big rocks that my Jeep will barely do.

Next on my list is to rebuild my transmission and transfer case, then tires, then a real roll cage, then a new rear axle, then gears and lockers. Eventually a stroker engine or 5.3 Vortec swap.

This list goes several years into the future, lol.
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>>678946846
Heres another pic of my old steed.
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>>678946150
put the chrome grill on it instead of the black one and that problem goes away
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>>678948309
This. I really don't give a shit about how clean the outside is, but my interior must always be clean and smell like black ice
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>>678946211
how does your suspension flex with tires that big?
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>>678943050
>>678943375

or you can stop being precious
faggots and get out the hose
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>>678948482
Nice man. Any upgrades planned? I ditched those plastic milk jug things on the front bumper as soon as I got it, looks way better without them. Busted a rear one on a tree on Saturday, so the rears came off today. Still looks better without them, I was worried about the gap looking silly.

Here's one of my Jeep right after I got it. I don't have any pics handy of it clean in its current condition, all muddy pics.
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>>678948594
So far so good (ie no rubbing) but I don't do anything but easy/moderate trails. Was thinking of using coil spacers, but figure I may as well go all out w/ full suspension lift if I get more serious about wheelin'.
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>>678948278
Is yours stick or auto? I'm still pretty shit at driving manual but I want one in stick so that I can get better at it (my parents don't own a manual car).

And yeah, they look great for 10+ years old. I'd rather have a Saab than a BMW or Merc from the same time.
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>>678947570
it actually doesn't really swing around, and it's the company that I buy all my detailing shit from so I'd rather have that than some ugly sticker
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>>678947912
That's where we live kek. She couldn't resist. She makes 50k p.a more than me, so I didn't have much say, I'm happy with mine so it's all good.
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>>678948704
You ever try to get Texas clay off a vehicle with a garden hose? It doesn't work.
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>>678946498
sticker on back door window.
spoileddaddysgirlcar/10
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>>678941936
can't pass a minivan
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>>678946534
the driver
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>>678946544
poorperson/10
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not enough ferds in here
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I'm aware it's long as fuck
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>>678942269
factory forgot to add paint
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I hit a dog.
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>>678946563
shity paintjob on the lower half
toneau cover looks dumb
nice truck overall though
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>>678949308
It's a Toyota truck.

Only Toyota I'd ever want is an old FJ40. Those were sweet.
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>>678948949
My parents will probably get a Model 3 in a couple years. I'm actually really impressed with the Model X, it's like the best car ever.
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>>678949397
jackass kek
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>>678942969
back seats are missing seat belts and roof
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Just a friendly reminder that Land Rovers are practically superior in every way to overated hamburger Jeeps as light weight 4WDs
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>>678949546
I see what you did thar.

Except GM actually made another truck that had legit back seats missing those things, it's called the 2nd gen K5 Blazer. There's one in this thread.
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>>678949467
Yeah, I was thinking of putting a deposit down, but I only just bought a car last year, and I have a policy of keeping a car for five years to get some value out of it. Maybe in four years time.
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>>678943059
not safe to have red headlights; dig the front wing tho
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>>678949673
Theyre cool, but the reliability is pretty bad
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The tundra is my personal truck.
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>>678949271
>>678943059
>>678946502
>>678941936
penis substitute.
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>>678947129
ask any cop or try driving it through the ghetto and tell me if u can give that same answer
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>>678949836
thats just the electrics which have improved
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>>678949673
Lol
Maybe back before they loaded them down with stupid gadgets and started selling them as luxury SUVs.

And yes, Jeep is guilty of that too, but not nearly as bad, and not for nearly as long. Ever seen any Jeep before 2007?
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>>678949970
I'm willing to believe that
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>>678943206
but how will we go back in time?
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>>678948847
>>678948482
Yeah I eventually took mine off too. Looks a lot better. You can see in the pic I bean bounced one off a rock. I havent taken the rears off tho. Only planned upgrade right now is a new softop. Eventually want one of the inline 6cyl engines just for the pick up. And want to put in a new carpet. You get the quadratec catalog?
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>>678949255
not going to deny it. i bought this car in high school and now im out of college paying back student loans. i'd love an audi s3
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>>678948847
>>678950138
Oh and sweet jeep. I always loved the Saharas. I could only get the SE.
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>>678945826
94110 here, howdy!
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>>678948893
5 on the floor baby! But the slushboxes aren't bad from what I hear. The design itself is over 15 years old (they were released in 2002, so you figure they probably finished it well before 9/11) but Swedish, and for that matter Italian cars tend to age well in general. The paint on mine has held up ridiculously well too.

Are you in NJ by any chance?
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>>678949940
not really
pic related
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>>678949975
we are comparing the defender to the model anons have been posting what ever that is, not those fucking Toorak tractors, if i were a landrover discovery and i was condemned to shuttling some soccer mums school kids every day, commuting and shopping i would want to drive off a cliff
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>>678947665
retarded rims and y debadged the doors also why do u have the bumper cut out for fog lights without foglights. it should have blanks in there.
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>>678946276
http://imgur.com/a/Qe3Xc
Here's your pics and timestamp
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>>678943364
so much jizz
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>>678949673
Ive done shit in my Jeep a landrover couldnt handle, then drove it cross country (miss to Wis, Miss to N.C., Miss to South Fl, several times) Only had to replace brakes and tires.
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>>678950286
94115
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>>678950286
94080 boiii
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>>678942748
nothing wrong here
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>>678940900
Mercedes logo in the wrong place
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>>678950560
proof?
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>>678950287
Nope, CA. Although I go to college in PA and there's a small chance I'd buy one out here.
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havin my baby get cleaned atm
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>>678950306
I mean you obviously have some form of inferiority complex. Even in the extremely unlikely scenario that that is your dick, you just posted it on the internet to prove to random anons your car doesnt mean you have a small dick. Here's the thing: we don't actually give a fuck about you or your dick. Your need to validate yourself is borderline clinical
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>>678948524
this
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>>678946952the 4.3L is a 262 cubic inch. Not 292. And I agree on the upside down air cleaner lid
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>>678940900
Not enough exhausts
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>>678950138
Yes sir, I've got a few catalogs. Most of the stuff is too expensive or just not needed for me though. I know what you mean on the soft top, the one that came with it was a POS Rampagr frameless one that was shrunk and wouldn't close right ever. I replaced it with a used OEM one off Craigslist.

Tbh when it comes to engine swaps, by the time you change everything to the 4.0 it would have cost about the same to put a Chevy V8 in it. You need motor mounts, exhaust, accessories, fan and shroud, PCM, and possibly a new trans input shaft (not sure when it comes to the NV3550, but the older TJs had different transmissions behind the 6 and 4, with different output shafts).

Ultimately about the only thing that's cheaper about a 4.0 swap is that you don't need a bell housing adapter, since all AMC engines use compatible bell housings. But that's not a big enough savings to justify it. I'd recommend saving for a V8 swap, honestly.

Also, definitely get an OEM style soft top. I can't stress enough how much nicer OEM is than frameless.
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>>678945778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y4YcykRhSY
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>>678950306
You're actually a pathetic human lol. Pic related
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>>678948904
unless they give a discount i wouldnt advertise for them for free. no discount, no sticker/mirror hanger
same with dealer stickers/markerplate frames
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>>678950938
>the guy with League on his taskbar is googling big dicks
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Different rims tho
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>>678951046
I'll take the GTO next to you
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>>678951073
i guess it was a reversed image search, /b/ro
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>>678949397
this car has a strong expression on its face
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>>678948956
bring it to a volunteer fire station like was previously mentioned. most of the time on drill nights they are just shooting water across the parking lot anyways, why not give them a target? fire hoses do a hell of a job cleaning shit off it
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>>678951116
>mfw the new el camino looks like a slipper
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>>678951116
What I wouldn't do to import one of these...
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>>678951206
>trying to find the source of big dicks
>we damage control
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>>678951116
(White s10 anon)
I need one of these so bad, wish Holden was in the states....
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>>678951116
Those are sweet. Wish they sold them in the US
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>>678951073
It was a reverse image search of the pic that guy was using to "prove" he had a big dick you troglodyte
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>>678940900
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>>678951292
Found another non-car person
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>>678949308
ditch the cap. those are for old men
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>>678950623
How am I supposed to proof that? Heres a timestamp I did on an old car thread. Hope thats enough. Shes a stock SE 05 Wrangler, tough as nails and I banged my first chick in her. Still got the stain on my back seat. Wont ever scrub that shit out.
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>>678950703
kek
its not my dick, im not any of the anons he/you replied to, i just poast random dicks for anons who say "penis substitute" or "must have small penis" because theyre obvs more concerned about cock then cars. heres one for you too ;)
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>>678951402
kek, seriously
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>>678951346
They were about to...
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>>678941936
Too expensive for me
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>>678951352
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>>678943206
I can't believe such a speedometer was designed
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Have at it
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>>678951116
I don't understand the appeal of these things over a commo.
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>>678951476
>adding the fact that you had sex in your abomination

are you going to eventually post an oversized penis from google images like the last anon to prove your superiority?
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>>678949673
ill take a tj or defender 90 over the new shit anyday
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>>678951412
My carpet kit would get wet. It rains here 300 days per year
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>>678950051
You'd be mistaken. THey still suck, having watched them closely for 30+ years, I know.
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>>678951533
sooooo you just post random dick pics and that somehow proves people don't use cars as a way to hide their inferiority complex? Solid logic, anon
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>>678951583
Those ugly ass rims gave me cancer
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>>678950410
I'll admit, I haven't driven a Defender and don't know how they actually feel off road. But I don't see how they could be more capable off road, just on paper.

Jeep TJ:
Short wheel base
Weighs about 3,000 lbs
Okay-ish stock roll cage
Great torque for weight
True 50/50 part time 4WD system
2.7:1 low range

Defender:
Longer wheel base by a lot
About 4,000 lbs
Also decent power, but not huge either
Crappy center-differential full time 4WD system
Later ones have electronic BS in the t-case
Way more top heavy

I'm not seeing it. Especially since Jeeps are available from the factory with lockers, beefy axles, and 4:1 low range, which I don't believe Defenders are. Plus, while I don't know how it is in Australia, at least in the US the Jeep aftermarket absolutely dwarfs the Rover's, so there's an abundance of cheap upgrades.
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>>678944023
You have worse off road capability then a Suzuki sidekick
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>>678950899
Sweet dubs man and thanks for the advice. I never thought about putting a v8 in it. With my dana 35 axles, would I bust shit with a v8?
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>>678949894
why do all tundra owners think their halfton truck is a 3/4 ton and think they are the baddest thing on the road and overload the shit out of them?
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>>678951346
Also, there's a company that imports them, then converts them to US regulations using G8 parts, but the whole thing ends up costing like 90k
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>>678951720
lol your funny

the guys who used to make the electrics for landies were shit, so they have a new producer
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>>678951632

Race bike/trade tools in the back ;)
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>>678951720
in a landie the first thing to go after a long life is the electronics

>owner of discovery 2 btw
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>>678951874
Moran-- don't look up numerous reliability reviews for the past 30 years and prove me right.
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Roast it
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>>678944746
You're a fat fuck that failed the police academy then tried to be a security guard and still failed.
So now you drive a crown vic to fill the void
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>>678951791
Probably, but if you wheel it you can bust a D35 with a 4 cylinder too. Do a Ford Explorer 8.8 swap, you won't regret it. The right width, almost D60 level strength, and comes with disk brakes. I plan to do it.

Oh, and the aftermarket is huge for them.
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>>678951652
Uhh I'm not going to post dick pics. I wasnt trying to assert dominance. Just saying how my old jeep has sentimental value. And I dont need to post oversized dick pics. Mine is perfectly average, and I'm ok with it.
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>>678951759
yeah, im all for modding cars but it ticks me off when people do this to supercars that have been painstakingly designed for aerodynamics and good looks.
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>>678951856
Yeah, fuck that. I like them, but for that price i could get a used R8
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>>678944864
nigger wat r u doing
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>>678952030
>dosnt have a winch
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cant quite figure out whats wrong
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>>678951046
Visibility is shit
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>>678951757
thats not what i said at all, reading is fundamental /b/ro
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>>678952030
shoulda bought a taco
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>>678952138
Don't need to get wenched out
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>>678951046
6 cylinder
take the pinetree off ur mirror and hang it under the dash
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>>678951602
/d/
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>>678952208
>implying
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>>678952187
Okay dude. You keep googling dick pics to really show those guys.
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>>678951116
the problem is that i dont own one
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>>678945650
wtf is that shit around the wheels?!?
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>>678952030
(White s10 anon)
It's electric blue and that paint will be ruined on the first run thru any tight trails.
Also I'm not a fan of the 4 and 5 cyl engines they put in them.
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>>678952112
Honestly if I had more than enough money for it, I'd consider it. One of the ones for sale was a green Maloo for 85k, it was just irresistible.
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