ITT: Name your ideal superpower while other anons limit said power.
>i want to be able to shape-shift into any animal
>>678916882
Your head and face don't change
But only mammals on even numbered days and reptile/amphibious animals on odd days
>>678916882
sure, turn into a fly and die by raid
>>678916882
But you can only maintain the form while you have a boner.
> I want to be able to control probability. IE, I could say: I'm changing the probability of the winning lottery numbers tonight being the ones I picked to 100%, that sort of thing.
>>678917289
When you change the probability of one thing, probabilities of other things must change to balance the universe. For example, if you change the probability of winning the lottery to 100% something with a 100% chance of happening will decrease to less than 1%
>>678918150
That's actually a really good limit for mine. Is it random? Or do you get to pick?
>>678917289
But you can only pick up your winnings while you have a boner.
>>678918150
>now 1% chance of remembering to breath
>ded
>>678918430
Well for mine, the lottery thing was just an example. It could be altering the probability of anything. Even things that would always have a 0% chance in reality. For example, I could have it be 100% chance that I'll wake up in the morning with the ability to fly.
General control over time (freezing, traveling through it, etc.)
>>678916882
>your brain is also that of the animal you shifted into.
The power to slow down or stop time.
>>678918360
It should probably be a example thing that would have an effect on your life.
>>678919110
Granted, but you can't speed it back up.
>>678919077
>>678919110
Oxygen and light are also affected by freezing time and stopping time.
You would not be able to see, breathe or even move through the frozen oxygen particles.
>>678916882
You can only shift into animals you've fucked first.
>My power: nullify other's powers and sense their presence within a mile radius
>>678919077
You continue to age when time manipulated.
The ability to bend the truth to my will.
i.e. *red pen in my hand* "The pen is blue" the pen is blue and it's as if its always been true
Power to create and destroy matter
Succubus pheromones.
Convince any human to fall madly in love with you and follow your commands to the letter simply by giving off pheromones. The effect lasts for 6 months then slowly fades for another 2 months.
>>678919765
you can't pick and choose what power is nullified or for how long.
>>678919110
>others will be in stasis, but can see, hear, and feel everything you do
>>678919797
You automatically poop whenever this is done, even on an empty stomach.
Go ahead, say you don't have to poop, see what happens.
>>678919997
>only works on faggots
teletransportation
>>678919846
>if you want to create something, first you must destroy something else and vice versa
All the powers of mystique as shown in the first 2 xmen movies
> I've always wanted to be anyone but me
>>678919765
But only when you have a boner
>>678920249
>faggots
>human
>>678918958
>0% chance of descending / "not flying"
>enjoy space
>ded
prescience
>>678920306
but you have to use frequent flyer miles
>>678920433
You can only turn into girls and all the girls you turn into have giant penises that are constantly erect
>>678919765
I fail to see the downside
>>678920435
>>678918430
>>678917289
Pop a viagra=superhuman
>>678916882
Knowledge.
>inb4 ignorance.
>>678920306
>any objects on you will stay behind and you will be unconscious for 5 minutes
I want to have the power of electricity.
I want to have mind control power over any woman.
unlimited knowledge and intelligence
>>678920879
You know you'll be a virgin forever.
>>678920433
>you will copy appearance, but not voice
>>678920764
you can never know where your car keys are
>>678920879
On only the topic of ants.
>>678920872
The effects of the mind control slowly disfigure them and make them unpleasant.
>>678920677
Simian aids motherfucker
>>678920850
it's wind powered
>>678920764
>Restricted to religious knowledge
>>678919765
You have to show the police your browser history
The power to always know if the OP will deliver or if the OP is a faggot
>>678919997
Only works on relatives
>>678920850
>using power will slow down synaptic signaling, literally making you retarded the longer you use the power at a given time
>>678921367
you will always be OP
>>678921367
you can only post on /x/
>>678919765
you can only sense their presence not their location and who they are.
Paranoia will do the rest.
>>678919797
Everything you say, ever, comes true without any notion of alternate or deeper meaning.
"the sky is falling" the sky literally falls.
"fuck me, I don't know" you will literally get fucked and not know.
"I'm on fire tonight" you catch fire.
"my sides are in orbit" ....really bad things happen.
>>678919846
No power over what type, form or properties the matter you create will have. It could come out as 2 pounds of frozen hydrogen, 2 pounds of melted steel or 2 pounds of pure Antimatter.
>>678921459
/thread
>>678920872
>only works on women who've had at least 5 children
>>678920879
>restricted to religious subject matter
>>678920433
Everyone you shape shift into is wearing nothing but a diaper
insurmountable luck.
Change into other biological sex
>>678920999
Keked and checked
>>678920872
women dead upon use.
>>678921451
>this was the plan the entire time. Then I will use the free time browsing 4chan while collecting Disability checks from the government and extra money by not paying for power for i am the power.
>>678921446
I would totally be okay with that?
How far down the line can the relatives be?
Can I manipulate everyone I share an ancestor with? Small army.
Can I control my extended family? Welcome to the Rothschilds
Can I only use my own kids? They're going to be STEM.
>>678920249
How many gays are there in the world?
>>678920872
Only works on Bruce Jenner
>>678921873
face stays the same regardless of gender
>>678921873
you will still have to check your privilege
>>678921873
You still keep your physical appearance, only your genitals and reproductive system changes
>>678921858
You are so lucky that things with a very low chance of ever happening happen to you anyway
Such as being struck by lightning or being hit by meteors
>>678921367
>OP never delivers and is always a faggot, forever.
>>678922219
>>678922125
I can definitely live with that
>>678922014
>but you'll be retarded though
>>678916882
The Power have I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A
The power to make as many copies of myself as I want.
>>678919077
For however long you travel you have to sleep for that long or the more you time travel the quicker you ag3
Immunity to all disease.
>>678916882
You cannot shape shift into a Chinchilla.
The power to conjure weapons.
>>678922656
>your intelligence will be equally divided among all clones. If one dies it's lost forever.
The power to travel at lightspeed
>>678922957
All are second hand sex toys
>>678922957
Only when not at war or fighting.
>>678916882
mind control/telepathy
i'd go to political rallies and make politicians just say random hilarious shit
>>678922770
Because you take the physical appearance of the disease and you become host to it and everyone you touch dies from a random disease your system hyper inflates the conditions in others.
>>678922656
they each buttfuck you immediately after creation
>>678923061
But only the right half of your body can.
>>678916882
quicksilver's superspeed mixed with wolverine's healing factor
>>678923061
It's always to a Muslim shitbox country
>>678923061
you´re still affected by friction.
>>678923061
Whiplash
>>678923194
But you are deaf
>>678923219
How is that supposed to work lol i would get ripped apart
>>678923297
But you are a mosquito
>>678922957
>guns will not have ammo, blades will be dull, explosives will lack detonators.....
The power of stealing your power.
>>678919234
One percent chance of eventually dying
>>678922957
You live in the UK.
I'm Vapeman.
I can vape out of thin air and produce massive, noxious clouds to smite mine enemies!
>>678923414
Exactly. You'd have to find a way to carry it or you'd basically die.
I can stop everything in time but me.
>>678923488
that doesn't make sense fam
>>678923565
only if its very shitty
>>678923565
Every power you steal shaves a centimetre off your penis length forever
>>678923565
Only when you're being buttfucked.
>>678923297
You can never Ejaculate because of the stimulation required And Sex is not enjoyable because the friction required due to the acceleration of your bodies cells prevents erogenous activity, and you've lost your sense of smell and food never metabolises and you can never eat enough to look healthy so you're a skeletal wreck of a being unable to move but unable to die.
>>678923648
people are frozen in time but they are still concious so they will remember everything you did
>>678916882
>shape-shift
furry fag detected
>>678923194
>only works on people over 400 pounds
>>678923648
but you age ten times faster as you do so
>>678916882
Immense Strength.
Cannot be removed, only moderately weakened.
>>678923624
Only words you can say are "I'm" and "gay"
>>678922877
If that's the case, then what's the fucking point?
>>678923773
damn
>>678923648
When frozen, all matter is dog shit
Have super speed
>>678923297
>cannot use powers simultaneously. Must first drink a gallon of sperm before activating either power
>>678923869
You only have it while in Nebraska
>>678923869
you have brittle bone disease
>>678923869
You gain fat the stronger you get.
>>678924065
Only in Nebraska
>>678924065
but you're always late
>>678922957
Your magicka isn't high enough to cast the spell for more than 2 seconds
The power of traveling through dimensions and creating new ones at will i can just create alternate universes to counteract my limits untill i have none
The power of killing anyone near or far away from me with only my mind.
>>678923648
You have to take a gigantic, smouldering, magma liquid shit afterwards. You will be closer to the verge of shitting yourself the longer you use it, and the longer you use it, the longer the shit.
The ability to spontaneously Die with a Single thought.
>>678923818
so basically i can only go fuck with Chris Christie. Thanks...
test
>>678924449
Each time you use your power and kill somebody you have to have sex with your mom
>>678924419
The final dimension, you are a mosquito
>>678924449
But you can only do it while having sex with an amphibian
>>678924419
But you can only do this in Nebraska
>>678924639
I decide to kill my mom then
The power to control fire at will
>>678924539
You have three times as many hormones as normal.
>>678924224
>>678924267
Kek at both of these
>>678920999
foiled again
magik man
>>678924419
There will be parallel versions of you trying to hunt you down through dimensions at all times.
The only way to kill them is stabbing their big toes.
>>678924539
You're murdered before it takes effect
>>678924743
If you kill her then you cannot use your power anymore
>>678919077
You only travel through time, not space. Your first leap through time leaves you hundreds of millions of kilometers from earth, floating in space. Earth is moving at 390 kilometers per second, fyi.
>>678924743
Still have to sex her corpse
>>678924672
what happens when he gets to where the earth is all of Nebraska ? Then the Universe is Nebraska
This was not thought through he might have you.
I can predict any and all world events with 100% accuracy.
>>678924743
Oh so you're into necro?
>>678924816
That's what supposed to happen.
>>678924989
Jokes on him. He will be in Nebraska.
>>678924759
Its temperature is room temperature minus 30 degrees.
>>678924990
Must wear an aluminum foil hat.
>>678924990
but you cant tell anyone
I want to be able to completely abandon my physical body, jump into others, and control them completely.
>>678924990
But only the events that directly affect Nebraska
>>678924990
But only relating to Bread and Milk products.
>>678924811
Then ill create a universe that has intense gravity that effects everyone but me and when they follow me i shall run up to all of them and stab there toes while raping there dead grandmothers
>>678925234
You are a mosquito
>>678924759
>only when it involves cooking organically grown vegetables
>>678924990
you predict an extinction level event 5 minutes after you get the power
>>678925255
But you are a mosquito
>>678925340
Stfu u inbred nigger
>>678920562
Underrated AF
Gain the ability to read people's minds at will, can turn this off/on
>>678925234
Everyone knows who you are and can easily tell when you've occupied a body
>>678924990
>can do nothing to change anything and no one will believe you
>>678925234
when you leave your body it posts nude pics to all your contacts
>>678924990
And then you turn into a mosquito
>>678925504
you have a fat fucking head
>>678923565
>buttplug
>infinite power
The power to watch cp without getting caught
Any girl I love will love me back.
>>678925234
Only people who live with their parents wear a fedora own at least 4 dragon dildos and are male with 30% neckbeard.
>>678925439
You turn into a mosquito when you type "nigger"
Bahahahah you're a mosquito buzzzzzzzz
>>678925680
but all of the children in the videos are straight white males who could pass as adults
>>678925504
But this can only be done in Nebraska
>>678922255
Wait... It's already like this
>>678925504
And then you turn onto a mosquito
>>678925680
You get caught raping a little girl instead.
>>678925234
>host can fight back and if mentally stronger, destroy you
>>678925752
That's right they only love your back and treat it like art but absolutely hate you and have no sexual desire for you in anyway other than to appreciate your Back as ART.
>>678925752
but you never feel fully satisfied with any of them
>>678925752
they all want an open relationship
>>678925680
But it's all mosquito cp
>>678925807
Then your grandmother gets molested by 3 hobo niggers
>>678925752
They can only be mosquitos from Nebraska.
I can teleport anywhere i want
>>678925752
But all girls are mosquito
>>678925504
>can only read thoughts involving traps from Nebraska
>>678923061
But you only can in a miata
>>678926138
You only want to teleport to Nebraska
>>678925680
>it's all censored
>>678926138
but every time you teleport, there is a small risk of death
I don't want to stop other anons powers, i want to help them
>>678925752
>only cd grills
>>678926138
>But only inside a room with old men
>having anal sex all are over the age of 75.
>>678926138
... But it can only be places you have been to previously
>>678926138
Only one meter at a time, with a cooldown of a minute.
>>678926111
The Hobos are mosquito from Nebraska
>>678926138
You dont teleport in the exact location, you cant control it if you teleport to china you could land in the air out the great wall
>>678926349
they never say thank you
>>678923565
Also steals any STDs
>>678916882
extensive telepathy/telekinesis
I become a corn god. I know everything about corn and can summon/grow it at will.
I can summom and control a entire army of zombies
>>678926349
But you are stuck in Nebraska. And you are a mosquito
>>678916882
>>678926656
You can only do so in Nebraska
I have the ability to control time
the ability to completely avoid nebraska and not become aa mosquito
>>678926602
Only god of corn with cancerous GMOs
>>678919437
Use your power once and die, nice.
>be able to change the properties of my body; strength, looks, intelligence, etc...
>>678926656
And the zombies are mosquito
>>678926602
Every night a corn will pop out of your ass
>>678926602
>you are owned by Monsanto and subject to their commands
>>678926837
You can only control it withing the confines of Nebraska
>>678926656
You can only control them for 30 seconds
>>678926656
>they have no arms or jaws
>>678925680
you can't get boners
>>678926656
they never throw away empty milk cartons, they just put them right back in the fridge the god damn bastards
>>678925680
well, i think a lot of anons have that power
>>678926656
But :
>Only if you gather semen from your grandfather
>and Father and only orally and anally stimulating them
>from youself can this be achieved and all the zombies are
>Gay and stop to fist your ass everytime you give them an
>order.
Ability to turn into a 10/10 (15-25) girl for hours at a time and be able to change back whenever I want. Also people I know will not know it's me. Also I would camwhore here for teh lulz.
>>678926919
Fucking Kek
>>678927238
tranny
>>678919997
But someone close to you will hate you for the same period of time
>>678927238
You can only camwhore for people in Nebraska
But you're a 10/10 girl mosquito in Nebraska
>>678926878
>increasing one attribute will randomly decrease another. You have no control over which one.
>>678927238
no one ever tips you and you complain about it for hours
>>678916882
you can only shapeshift into animals that you have fucked
>>678917289
you can only change the probability of negative things. such as the chance of you crashing your car or being robed. you can not change the probability of a good thing in a negative way as in you cant change your chances of losing the lottery in order to win. the subject of change must inherently be bad.
I want to have the power to become a Nebraskan Mosquito
>>678927385
I said girl, not a fucking guy.
>>678916882
you can only shapeshift into a female in the mating season
>>678927238
>But your penis becomes smaller every time by an inch,
>and you always have a penis when you're a girl it appears in
>random places on the outside of your body.
>>678920872
You get less attracted by women the more you do it
>>678927509
but there's a 50% chance of it reversing, turning everyone but you into a nebraskan mosquito
>>678927509
You are stuck in a padded cell with only a picture of Nebraska.
>>678916882
Turn poop into money
>>678927772
Fuck off
The power of dropping a nuclear bomb on any country I want at any moment.
Immortal.
I want people to like me
>>678927461
>>678927419
I'm okay with this
>>678919997
Granted. But the power only works on humans who will be dead in two weeks.
The power of killing a jew by smiling
>>678927876
But you must always live in Nebraska and the bomb is the size of a mosquito
I want to be a full blooded saiyan warrior, with potential power in particular of at least Goten.
>>678927832
>North Korean currency only
>>678927509
The government of Nebraska puts through legislation to commence large scale mosquito spraying
>>678924449
You have to know their name and face
>>678927832
effects all poop around the world if you use it, crashing the economy and making ebola victims millionares
>>678919797
>The ability to bend the truth to my will.
>i.e. *red pen in my hand* "The pen is blue" the pen is blue and it's as if its always been true
It's not the truth except to you, you just have an illusion ability to fool the senses of one particular person, yourself.
>>678927832
But:
>everything you buy with it turns into poop
>except poop and the sale of poop
>turns that money into more poop.
I want to be possessed by The Darkness
>>678928006
Why is it always Nebraska?
>>678927876
>can only target European countries
>>678919846
Highly radioactive, short range, you have no significant protection.
>>678927909
Only when you're around them
>>678927972
But this only works on Jews in Nebraska
>>678927904
>only when sleeping
>>678927209
I'm dying
>>678919997
Love potion #9, you're mobbed by random people insane with lust.
>>678927972
Every Palestinian has this already
>>678928135
You will only ever know until you live in Nebraska
>>678920879
On the subject of women's rights.
>>678928008
you die on planet vegeta before being baptized so your soul goes to purgatory
>>678928008
Everyone else a super saiyan too and are much more powerful
>>678928008
Frieza destroys your home planet.
The power of producing mosquitos while i'm in Nebraska
Extreme Sphincter powers
>>678917289
What the fuck? I had the same thought when I read OP's super power. Are you me, anon?
>>678928220
imagine being on your deathbed and you have to try to sleep but you're so fucking existential frightened you can't
also I want chocolate cum powers
>>678928288
You mean wish they had
>>678920879
Granted.
But you forget what you remember.
>>678928008
you are confined to the 2d plane of existence. from when you get the powers.
>>678928368
Eh, I would still be ripped as hell, and could train to be stronger than them.
>>678927509
You're already a Nebraskan mosquito
>>678928134
The band?
Can only sing "I believe in a thing called love"
>>678928187
Id be pretty fine with that
The power to manipulate time and space
>>678920433
Schizophrenia, you adopt the personality and outlook of people you copy, and strong willed people make you risk losing yourself and becoming a clone of them. So make sure you copy spineless people only.
>>678927972
>will kill them only from the heart failure resulting from one fucking you in the ass with taped up permanent markers which makes you smile at the end
Power to teleport myself and objects.
>>678928385
The body has several sphincter, you can control one in your heart
>>678920679
Viagra doesn't work on other species, so the change will wear off quickly.
>>678928008
>can't get past giant monkey stage
>>678928381
You are banned from Nebraska for watching excessive amounts of cp
>>678921858
Granted, but the luck is never in your favor.
>>678928402
>also I want chocolate cum powers
it comes out in chocolate bars
>>678928381
The mosquitoes dont love you and you must always remain in Nebraska
I have the power of Nebraska in Nebraska as a Mosquito who can mosquito a Nebraska like a mosquito from Nebraska in a photo/image of Nebraska in the prison cell of Manson of George Costanza
>>678928553
You always teleport them to Nebraska
>>678928134
>it will only work in the course of doing extremely gay things
>>678928516
you never know what time it is or where you are
>>678928553
teleported objects always teleport to be above you and you can only teleport yourself in a downward direction
The power to turn back time to the day I was born and relive my life with the memories from this one to prevent myself from becoming such a colossal fuck up.
>>678920764
you know how you will die in 3 days, and you know you have no way to stop it.
>>678928754
You will accidentally all of Nebraska
>>678924419
You can only travel when you have a dick in your butt
>>678928553
Everytime you teleport a person or object, you're simply deleting and copying an exact copy of the matter somewhere else. Pretty useful for boxes or cargo, but you're practically killing yourself or someone else and loading a copy of them in the process.
>>678928943
>>still fucks up
>>678928943
Everyone else remembers everything you did too
>>678920850
Your skin is an excellent conductor, you can bridge 2 circuits without roasting your insides. Horrible problems with static though.
>>678928385
You can only create origami dragons from dried flat shit and people get deathly ill being in the same room as you.
>>678928943
But you will be forced to grow up in Nebraska
>>678919110
if you freeze or slow time for too long, you get pounding headaches and the possibility of an aneurysm.
>>678928943
Fucks it up even worse
Power to change the size of my dick whenever I want.
>>678927238
>Assuming you're American or Canadian
You are known rather as "The Canadian/American girl". Also SJWs still hate you, no lube during anal, when you are a girl you still wear a similar style to what you currently wear, Your TV won't be in HD as a girl, you get periods, and as a man a tiny vagoo appears behind your dick so you can't escape them. Best of luck!
>>678920872
Your brain had to repurpose some grey matter to handle the new thought process, say goodbye to the ability to feel pleasure.
>>678923565
Granted.
But you can only steal power from watch batteries.
>>678919797
wololo
>>678929221
Can only make it smaller
>>678929221
You have to fuck your sister everytime you do it.
>>678929221
Size can only decrease. Also, is permanent once done.
>>678929221
Can only change it to be smaller
>>678925234
No one can be within a 100m radius of you at all times
I have the power of Hammer time
>>678929221
>can only make it smaller
The power to go back in time but the cast time is twice as long as however long I want to go back.
>want to go back one day
>takes to days to cast
>>678927238
But you have to use the bathroom of the sex that's on your birth certificate
>>678929221
Your dick will forever attract mosquitoes. And you live in Nebraska
The power of stealing everything I please
>>678922365
pic of face and timestamp is required
>>678929467
Is Nebraska memes now?
>>678920879
Brain needed more storage & processing capacity, you're paralyzed and can't communicate. Welcome to the state mental hospital, my name is Buck, and I like to fuck.
>>678929406
>will always go to jail for tax evasion
>>678929406
You only stop.
The power to change the color of my skin.
>>678923869
Granted.
But you have no arms or legs.
>>678927832
But it can only be turned while still inside you and will all be nickles and it has to be your poop
>>678925680
You have to suck a black dick each time you want to watch it
>>678929491
The only thing you want in life is Nebraska
>>678929491
you get caught everytime
>>678929639
>Permanently
>>678928417
Nope, cause they smile right before they explode.
>>678922656
you lose 1 month of life for every clone you create
>>678929583
>>678929491
you can only please gay men older than 50
>>678929639
You can only change it into pastel colors
>>678929491
Everytime you steal something, you lose someone from your life.
>>678924065
Granted.
But super speed always takes you to a wheel chair basket ball game.
>>678929639
But only once every 25 years
And you never know what the colour is.
>>678921367
You have to spend 5 minutes in the thread and post at least twice for the power to kick in, and you have to post a pic of the meme you most dislike as your first post.
The power to change sex at will
The power of hypnotic suggestion. Not mind control. I can implant any idea in someone's head and they think it's their idea, but whether or not they act on it is entirely up to them.
>>678922770
except you get hurt easily and have a low pain tolerance. ex, if you jump from a height that would twist an ankle you break a leg
Power to shitpost cp on /b/
>>678924328
This fucking guy. I love this guy.
The power to manipulate the stock market to favor me.
>>678921873
SJW find out about you and publicly crucify you for discriminating against all the other genders.
>>678923061
the faster you run the more pain you experience. if you run too fast for too long you can die.
>>678927238
You always have your period when a frmale
>>678929927
How's that a power?
>>678929616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
To bad nigger
