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Anyone with their head above water that can tell me how DS3 is?
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anyone worth talking to?
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>>678915063
No idea.
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what keyboard and mouse snarf?
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>>678915063
>>>/v/
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>>678915063
want me to ask lemon? he's been playing it for the past 4 hours
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>>678915555
I needed a new keyboard, ended up getting a keyboard and mouse combo.

>>678915665
>/v/'s opinion worth anything
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>>678914110
Lao Tzu is pretty good stuff, those cats were crazy though, what with the eating of all that gold and lead.

Going to school for philosophy is stupid, you're learning interpretations of philosophical works, reading supplements and all that instead of the texts themselves. Plus philosophy majors are douche bags anyways. I'm not good at the maths. All that nasty formal logic with nothing to say about what it actually MEANS to exist. And that's what I'm interested in, the human condition, not the structure of atoms or whether or not it's possible to travel faster than light speed or anything like that because that doesn't help me prepare myself for the inevitable.

Also, I'm unfamiliar with the music of the Nubian people. Is it particularly beautiful?
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feeling like starfox tonight
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Time to vigorously masturbate!
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same here
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>>678916532
the human condition is quite real, though i would hesitate to say it isn't necessarily any more or less beautiful then the atoms themselves when it's atoms that are the opposite of our systems in their particley-nature.

nubia is slow. it's much too large and graceful for both of us to even grasp. they exist on a higher dimension beyond the realms of causality as having pure intent across a world basis removes the question of duality and basically self-questioning thought. it's beyond "time". think about when you're in a meditative trance. is the world really even past/present/future? or is it unified?
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snarf, lemon says it's awesome
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if anyone wants to abuse the fuck out of someone, add me on kik; Bthardamz
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>>678915063
It's good. Buy it.
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>>678918468
fuck
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>>678918468
I'll pick it up tomorrow.
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>Guy contacts me with some game stuff. Needs to sell it and save towards a new car.
>Has some nice stuff want to offer $200-225 for it.
>The guy thinks it's worth $800-$1,000

I don't get people some times.
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>>678917546
The human condition is very real, but what does it entail and why does it entail it? I'm not saying mathematics aren't fundamental and I don't hate anybody who wants to pursue them. Quite the contrary, I am a firm supporter of the maths and sciences. I'm just not really interested in them, especially the doing them. I'll let others do the work and reap the benefits of my clicky machines and talky boxes.

I looked it up, it's just slow chants in what I'm assuming is some bastardized form of Ancient Egyptian. When I'm in a meditative state, I no longer exist, all that is there is the work. There, then, not the work of the past, or the work of the future, just that one.

It was once said that when you're in the studio you're in there with two others, the past, and the present. After you start to working for a while, the past leaves, a little longer and the present leaves, and if you're really fortunate, even you leave. Painting is a state of self revelation, and self revelation is the destruction of the self.
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>>678918896
Is it worth $800-$1000?
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>>678918665
wat
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>>678919342
A very low $400ish.
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>>678919631
I'm not planning on telling on you, nobody here is. We don't know you or this fella at all, so be honest now, what's it really worth?
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>>678919864
That's what it's worth. About a $425.

I was going to offer half because the guy needed cash and I was more then willing to drive an hour both ways to get them.

It's a lot more then a pawn shop would offer too.
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>>678919864
What defines value, anyway? Isn't it all just a construct of the human mind?
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>>678920260
Do you not understand how buying and selling works?
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>>678920556
The whole economy is just made up by the man to control our minds, man.
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>>678920227
What else than cash would you have offered? Gold doubloons? I'm not saying I am judging you. You're a business man after all, your job it is to make the most money while spending the least money.

>>678920260
No, it's definitely a human construct, but not of the individual human mind. We are imprinted from a very young age that certain trinkets and distractions are more worthy of desire than others. We're nothing more than programmed money mouths, we consume and consume and consume until we die.
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>>678920955
I'm more of a dick-mouth. I consume cum until I'm satisfied.
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>>678920627
Commie.
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>>678921138
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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>>678920955
I can offer trade and services. If he had a game or system he really wanted fixed I would do so and accept trade towards it.
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>>678921060
Stop being disgusting.
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>>678921318
I'm sorry james, it's hard control my deepest and most prurient desires.
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declaration of nontrivial holy accident if there's a god i submit hope we can still be friends
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>>678921275
That's the stupidest thing I've heard today, and a retarded man came into the place I work and shouted "DUH!"

>>678921397
Who is this? Snuggles?
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>>678921640
Nah, terrance
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*torrance
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>>678921640
Then a lot of people must be retarded. They've brought me stuff to fix and traded games towards the cost of fixing said item.

Not that I'm complaining at all. Makes me some nice money.
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>>678921541
There is a god, he's just abandoned us.

>>678921694
How're the dotmen treating ya? And why no name, boy? You know my dear precious mind can't figure out who you people are without something to go by.
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>>678921920
One of them is my neighbor; I try to avoid him.

Sometimes I like the anonymity upon which this site was founded, James.
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>>678921724
Torrance fucking sucks, compton 4 lyfe
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>>678921901
Yeah, no. If I were going to sell something I'd be selling it for cash. Also, yes, most people are retarded.

>>678922070
I get that aspect of it, but at the same time, don't you want your friendsies to be able to say hello? Hello. And good on you for avoiding those stinky river rats. What's really fun is when you adopt another person's manner of speaking here in this place, so that even if they try to guess they'll always guess wrong.
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>>678921920
exit stage vacuum-induced exposivede compression
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>>678922549
Have to keep in mind, they had something they wanted fixed and just wanted to take the edge off the cost of the repair.

And they are. I bough a $100 game for $3.99 a few weeks ago.
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>>678922549
Oh, I've done that more than once. It's amazing how far one can go without anyone else having the faintest idea.
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not very amazing, more like logical
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>>678922635
The heavens really do go to Murgatroyd.

>>678922838
When I want something fixed, like my car for example, I trade cash to the mechanic and he fixes it for me.

>>678923018
David is an easy one to imitate.

you just talk like this
and anytime there's a stop
either partial or full
you leave out the punctuation and put the next bit following on a new line
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>>678923287
Some people don't have cash.
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>>678923287
Mm, the lazy typers are the easiest, indeed. As are the idiosyncratic ones; Chaplain, Dom, Clint, they've all got pretty distinct styles.
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cash4gold
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>>678923396
Some people need to not have an excess of garbage.

>>678923530
I'd imagine that yours truly would be easy enough to imitate as it were, though fortunately it's never happened.
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>>678923287
wait who
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>>678923821
I can't identify my own style. How would you describe it, James?
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Oh, I missed the "truly"
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>>678923821
are you talking about his video game collection?
that is so rude of you!
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>>678923836
Don't worry your pretty little head about that.

>>678923961
Slightly annoying what with the way you use the person's name every time you speak to them. Other than that, rather plain I would say.
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>>678924249
I don't usually do that, James. I think I mainly do it when I'm talking to you.
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>>678924194
Not implicitly, consumer products whose main purpose is to serve as a form of education are garbage. This can and does include video games, but is not limited to video games.
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>>678924249
that's like someone coming up to me and saying "why did ganesh choose not to preach during the mahabarata" but not as a question, more like a "why does the world get violent"
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rin? hello?
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>>678914416
wow is that Racoon wearing a fedora. Like wtf hHAHAhahsaha
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>>678924895
it's called trilby
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also damn you furry faggots straight to hell

i hate you all
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>>678924895
That's a top hat.
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>>678925166
that's actually a top hat
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>>678925190
bite my birds and bees
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>>678925222
I was memeing
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>>678925345
>le maymay
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>>678924618
Then that's just strange. Strange indeed.

>>678924748
You're unfamiliar with the great poet Jag Felidae?
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>>678925345
Didn't take you for a memer
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>>678925800
You have much to learn.
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>>678925705
i am
i'm not very old. or worldly. but i am a pilgrim
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>>678926101
You know him? Then you should understand what it is I said, no?
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>>678925800
That's a lady you're talking to, be nice.
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>>678926310
no i am unfamiliar
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I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
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>>678926039
So it seems. Next thing I know it'll turn out that everything I think I know about you is wrong...

>>678926350
A very handsome lady, I might add.
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>>678926929
My doggo is a fem chub with great boy breasts
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>>678926984
Not a boring day with me.
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>>678926702
Pity. You really should look him up. It's really wild stuff, as it were.
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so soft
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>>678927487
Ew, it looks like a girl. Get it away.
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>>678926984
Did you know that Deadpool is her favorite comic book character?
I didn't till just now.
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>>678927414
i'm easily distractable
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>>678927611
but butt
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>>678927812
And Jag?
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>>678928165
i actually can't find anything. searching just his name or "jag felidae poet" turns up nada
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>>678928201
Whaaaaaaat?
It's true, I think so at least
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>>678928343
Dear boy, I can't walk you through everything. I thought you were close with that previous post.
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>>678928577
time travel isn't real. i can prove it to you
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>>678929165
Define time travel, because we can travel forward into the future as fast as we want.
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>>678929471
oh i mean actual time travel. the universe moves as a whole, which you can imagine is pretty large and heavy. imagine its momentum for example. trying to jump into the past after the entire place has long since left the building is transneptunian
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>>678929783
All it would take is making you future light cone change direction, by utilizing a black hole, for example, or by warping the very fabric of time to cause your future light cone to merge into your past light cone.
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>>678930473
2 slee
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>>678929165
Didn't we have this discussion last time?
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>>678931094
dude no i'm not sleeping tonight. too much fear
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>>678931192
Fear is the mind-killer.
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>>678931517
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
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>>678930821
There is also the theory that everything that ever happened or ever will happen is happening currently and simultaneously, and that we humans experience it linearly in order to make sense of it.
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>>678931586
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
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>>678931692
this is weird, but, i already had the strong indication we were plants this whole time
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>>678931997
I'd rather be a spider.
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>>678932196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izZ1yi5lcs
>you will never be a pizza fish
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>>678932545
I'd rather be a man.
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>>678932784
don't
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>>678932862
Don't what, boyo?
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Does dev stillbirth in these? I want some of Wilson's nudies :3
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>>678933200
quick post more thematic zoroastrianism
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>>678933391
I would never.
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>>678933705
i actually don't have any porn
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there is a paucity of good erotica in this thread
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Shit's on the way, will be here either tomorrow or wednesday if I'm unlucky
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>>678933823
What a coincidence, neither do I. This is the most pornographic image I have.
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>>678934013
If you were REALLY unlucky you would die and then it would arrive moments later.
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>>678934031
that's obscure.
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>>678934195
You're absurd.
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>>678934171
I suppose that would be really unlucky, but less unlucky than family members finding the shit I already have
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>>678934307
tell me more
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>>678934354
How do you figure, pilgrim?

>>678934407
How much money you got?
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>>678934506
2 bucks
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are stars celibate?
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>>678934562
Lets get some Thunderbird.
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i want to have sex with a woman
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>>678935194
you tell me.
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>>678935340
Then do it. Have sex with a woman.
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I want to have a low quality sexual experience*
fixd
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>>678935340
is it any better?
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>>678935319
is that a whisky? i cant drink that but if you pour it across your cock i might

>>678935401
i think they can at least orgasm. maybe they can only masturbate because, well, you know what happens
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>>678935340
romance takes effort. be smart.
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>>678935675
It's a wine, man. You drink drink drink it. Let's not start in on the filthy talk, we both know I don't engage.
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>>678935804
Romance is a waste of time. Prostitutes are where it's at.
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>>678935918
i didn't know.

>>678935937
how much a prostitute for a plant-being. thats basically what ive been reduced to. casual sex won't get me hard
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>>678935675
That might burn a bit.

>>678935937
Sound advice.
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>>678936207
It's true, I don't like it. It makes me feel bad when people get like that towards me or around me.
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>>678936207
casual sex is pretty great except for the tri-monthly STD check ups
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tfw ignored by ed
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