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your last 2 digits is your chance to get laid in 2016

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your last 2 digits is your chance to get laid in 2016
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huminah huminah huminah...
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Rleleel
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>>678914152
inb4 dub 0's
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Rawl
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>tfw haven't got laid since 1/1/16 at 2AM
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>>678914294
dayum
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>>678914294
aww yea bring on dat tight supple boy butt >:D
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For the lawlz
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lets goooooooo
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gogo
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Please don't get dub 0
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0%
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Rollie pollie ollie
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pls
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Already have. Gf and I averaged 5 times a day when we vacationed in Europe a few weeks back.

Rolling for giggles.
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>>678914508
Lol 08%
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>inb4 0%
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>>678914152

I already fucked three women in 2016.

They're called hookers, retard.
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˃rollerino
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Better end on 100
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pretty high I assume
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>>678914152
MEME
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>>678914501
My 98 scoffs your 1
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Fuck it roll
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˃roll
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>>678914152
do you have sauce on that op ?
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>>678914703
well obviously streetcunt doesn't count, cunt
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virgin rollin
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>>678914152

Anything over 00 is a lie
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check this 99 fags
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>>678914152
roll nigger
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Ronaroll
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Rawl
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K
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rolling for side piece
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winrar
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>>678914152
My guess is 00 but I'm rolling anyways.
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>>678914152
double 00s incoming
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im asexual
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>>678914829

Of course it does, those women are usually hotter than anything you can get for free.
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rolling bawlz
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rollz
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ru-r-ru-r-r-ROLL THAT SHIT
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>>678914666

Satan might get laid
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Rolllll
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>>678914152
What if you get 100
Is that 100 or 0
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rolleroni
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Rollaroni-chan
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>>678914908
Reroll
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>>678914152
>00
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pls 99 get
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>>678914152
rollio
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So is 00 100% or 0%?
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I ain't gotta chance
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Roll Motherfuckers
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>>678914152
Don't let me down
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Easy
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Not likely I'd assume
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>>678914152
Row
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Well I'm already pretty sure my chances are 0, so if I get anything above that I'll consider it a good sign.
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00 get
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>>678914939
39%, sheeit that's better then a third. I'll take it.
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>>678914152
00 get
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>>678914152
roll
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>confident
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>>678914152
I already did so does this mean for the second time or???
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>>678914152
Expecting 00
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>>678914152
I'll give up my anal virginity for any gay guys out there ;) (only if my roll is <75)
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Rollin for dubs 0
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>>678914152
str
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Rolling stones
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>>678914977
checkd
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lloR
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>>678915022
Shit
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>>678914501
feelsbadman.jpeg

if dubs I at least get a blowjob
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>>678914152
rollin
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>>678914152
wat
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Doesn't matter lel, I already have a buckfuddy
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Boiyoiyoiyoiuoing
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>>678914152
Rollerino
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>>678914152
roll
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0
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roll
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Rolly olly
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>>678914152
Does being prison raped by a group of niggers count as getting laid? If yes then OP should be higher than 52
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RollL
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>>678914152
What happens if I already have?
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prolly 0
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>>678914152
99%
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99 plz
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SWEETROLL
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>>678915198
Sorry m8
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>>678915160
60 ain't too bad
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>>678915030
One morec
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>>678914152
I don't even give a mothersuck
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bahhaaaaahahaha
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Rolly polly
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>>678914152
please be 00
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Rarararollin
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rolleroni
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>>678915222
Yay I got trips
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Too late
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>>678914152
Dam
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>>678915322
Ok
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Rollin
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:o
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plz
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>>678914152
00 get
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>>678915008
0 cause there ain't no guarantee that any of you dipshits will get laid for certain this year.
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I'll bite
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Win
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>>678915098
/b/ favours the meek
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rollie pollie ollie
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Give me 99 my gf is in the navy haven't gotten laid sence March 14th her ship date
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>>678915299
Check
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>>678914152
Aids get
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>>678914152
get it girl
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>>678914152
ecks dee lmao
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>>678915299
WINRAR
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>>678914152
i have like, three dates lined up in the next two weeks. pretty sure i'll be fine. still i'll roll for shits 'n giggles.
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>>678914152
00
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roll for 99
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le roll
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>>678915530
well shit. re-roll nigger.
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>>678914152
0 get
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Rollerino
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>>678914152
Jews need to die.
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>>678915151
I'll fuck you, no homo
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>>678915488
mein leben herr hit-dubs
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>>678914152
rolin.
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>>678915299
Take pictures,
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Gotta roll
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Not likely
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>>678914152

rolling, trips 4 ultimate truth .. check em'
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>>678914152
Please god/satan
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>>678914152
>6789***00
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pls
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Blow zero's like nothin'
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>>678915621
Try and try untill you win!
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fuck it, here we go
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>>678914152
fuck me
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r
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>>678914152
2016? pfft i been good since 2009
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>>678914152
get hem!
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rollrollroll
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>>678914152
.
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>>678914152
ill do it
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Get 99
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>>678914152
00, because I got no game.
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>>678914152
Rollando
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A boy can dream.
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Automatic Robots, tumble away
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>>678914152
00get
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Rollliie
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>>678914152
0 pls
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Fuck itttt
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Damn i got 48 two time already
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>>678915198
>>678914501

98 and 01 cancel each other out. This is my final roll.
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Roll faggots
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Rollol
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08% here I come
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Fuck
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pretty high i hope
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>>678915899
Fuck yeah
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Roll I guess..

27?
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>>678914152
rollerino
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>>678914152
rollercoaster
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chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga ROLL ROLLL
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So you're saying there's a chance
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Rollando
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99 GET
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rollrollroll
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what you are seeing now is doubles... double zeros
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I mean what if i get 100
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Will kill self if under 50%
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RIP
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I'd be good to go again, roll
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Inb4 00000
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>>678916100
and let the shitstorm commence
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Fuck
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Rollerino
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>>678914152
>cropping out the dick
W H Y
H
Y
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>>678916100
Yes this is true
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>>678914152
roll
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>>678914152
r
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>>678914152
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>>678914152
What if we've already been laid.... Several times?
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rolll
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Okie
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>>678914152
lets go boys rolling high 2015 wasnt so good for me
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>>678916100
You're not wrong nigger
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Roll me harder daddy
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>>678914152
rawlin
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99 GETTtt
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>>678914152
More than 50 roll
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lesgo
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hmmm
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fghdfghfdghfdgh
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>>678916100
You're not wrong, nigger
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lets see
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>>678914152
cmon baby!
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>>678914152
100 get
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>>678916297
Nice
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k
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gonna be dubs zero
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Highly unlikely
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>>678916230
3 months into 2016 and you've only been laid a couple times? Kill youself
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One can dream
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FeelsBadMan
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>>678916100
Nice
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Let's see
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>>678916400
lol
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i kno this thread is fake bcuz my chances have always been and will always be 0
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>>678916400
Kek
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>>678914152
Rooll
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i got this faggots
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fucked 6 girls already this year .. wth lets see what I get
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>>678914152
meem
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ugh
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>>678916400
feels fucking bad
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>>678914152
Please be low I need to break up with her
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Already been laid lol

Anymore luck?
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>>678914152
posting
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rolling again, didnt noko
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>>678914152
give it to me
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>tfw will be virgin forever
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Role
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>>678916528
Nice 28
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>>678914152
Rolling
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gooo
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>>678916400
how about another one, reroll
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>>678915299
Checked! Nice call anon
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Am I getting laid?
>Inb4 00
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I want it
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>>678916602
fuck
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>>678914152
Well.....
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>>678914152


WHO IS THAT
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ayy lmao
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>>678914152
roll
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>>678916594
Haha pretty accurate fuck you plebs
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no whammies
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Roll for glory
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lord help me
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Aye
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>>678914152
roll
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>>678916694
I'll take it
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99 pls
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>>678914152
ok
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oh boy!
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Rols
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00 get
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roolliii
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>>678914152
Brace L. Knox
1190 bobwhite dr Starkville ms
bracelknoxlaw(at)gmail.com
66two64ate8for67
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>>678914152
99 bois
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>>678916777
Fuuuck, I got trips
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>>678916590
Goddammit shes so fucking fat though
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>>678914152
percent? fucking roll
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i is da pussy magnet
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Got date tomorrow. I fucking need this roll.
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rolando
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Rollling
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>>678916100
That there is 100%
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LETS GO
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>>678914152
rollen for pusseh
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fhgbsdf
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>>678916996
96 ain't bad
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fuck bitches get money
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kms
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>>678916997
>>678916996
>>678916994
Nice one anons
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I must be butter cuz I'm on a roll
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Heading into the bedrooms with gf, what are the odds I get laid tonight?
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lets go boyos
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>>678919999
Roll
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>>678914152
she has a penis
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>>678914152
Google images shows no matches. Does that mean this is OC?
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>>678917149
678917149% to get laid
not bad
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Stunt Rollin
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Check 'em
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>>678914152
I know it's a 100%
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>00
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>>678914152
Rolling for 00
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>00
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>>678914152
-
-
-
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gimme the coochie
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