cool / interesting webm thread. no porn
>>678913203
these threads always die
>>678914057
Not while I'm around!
>>678913203
kek, probably should have used an electric mower
>>678914394
Coolest one
>>678914723
was this in Paris?
>>678914057
As opposed to all those other threads on /b/ that have lasted for years without 404ing?
>>678914230
would you try standing on that crusher thing (bearing in mind it rotates relatively slowly) while trying not to get caught by sorta just walking along it in a similar fashion to walking on top of a tyre for 7mins for 10million dollars?
>>678916983
idk man, I'm glad this lived. I meant like, die after 1 post.
Everytime I see one of these its 1 post and then gone. always dissappointing,. I love these threads.
>>678916795
worst thing i've ever seen
>>678916442
why don't you shut your dirty fucking mouth anon
>>678917127
non-porn webms are best webms.
I spend a lot of time of /wsg/ too.
>>678917132
>worst thing i've ever seen
Oh yeah?
>>678917105
>STALKER real time weather
>>678917345
>nope.webm
>>678917345
what cumtree is that with the red star and "navy" written in english?
>>678918104
>tfw line 2
>tfw delays erryday
>>678917831
Caillou is an anime now?
>>678918104
Toronto subway is magical if you don't account for constant track maintenance
>>678917485
Been forever since I've seen this movie jesus
>>678918264
Yeah. Caillou Shippuden.
>>678918460
best thing i've ever seen
>>678918391
What is it?
>>678918672
poor little gecho
>>678918672
fuck no
>>678919094
gecko idk wtf I was thinking.
>>678919153
Sounds like a yes to me!
>>678915492
Incredible.
>>678918672
No. Bugs eating higher order animals is anathema.
pls no more bully gecho
>>678917485
Implying this movie has any good scenes.
>>678918249
>>678918373
>Every.Single.Fucking.Day
>>678919440
>no please don't
>posts it anyway
Oh, so this is where this video came from. I'd seen thus one floating around /b/efore.
>>678919256
>his little paws while its struggling
:'(
When I originally found this set it was 13 parts.
I only saved the least copypasta scenes.
They are now the only six scenes that get passed around.
>>678914230
I have seen a horse in one of them
>>678918672
Fucking hate centipedes. I swear they are inherently evil.
>>678919256
THE EYES! CHEW IT IN THE EYES!
>>678919950
Please tell me more.
>>678918178
probably china since theyre always making bootleg american shit
>>678919950
>>678920277
I like to think that it takes so too eat that by the time it's done it is still hungry.
>>678919440
>>678919330
>>678919256
>>678918672
>>678919668
Fucking disgusting. Sleep tight gecker.
>>678919729
Awesome.
>>678920127
link!!
>>678920263
That upsets me for some reason
reddit>4chan
>>678918321
what a shit way to go
>>678917105
It shouId not be that hard I think, that thing rotates very sIowIy. WouId do.
>>678914057
all threads die, friend. all we can do is contribute and live while it lasts. a good metaphor, in my opinion
>>678915174
why the fuck is there dildos???
>>678920768
The trex is so cute! Like a big chicken!
>>678920826
Nature don't give two fucks.
>>678920610
google it, there are many videos with cows and pigs etc in them, that machine is a legit grinding machine.
>>678921180
But I've contributed enough violence.
>>678921180
Fucking no fuck you i fucking hate praying mantises they're all big eye lifeless fucking murderers fuck outta here
>>678914057
KOYAAAAAANISWUATSIIIIIIIII
>>678914759
I wanna shoot that dog.
>>678917314
HOLY FUCK I NEED TO TRY THIS
not that California has many frozen lakes but still
>>678921513
and why would that be anon?
>>678921675
Just freeze your own lake. That'll show 'em.
>>678919950
say they evolved to be our size, how would we be able to fare against insects, they outdo us physically x 1000 and i wouldn't say they're stupid.
Would we have to unite and use fucking mini-nukes on the cunts? are we just purely lucky that we evolved before they did. I seriously think that if we don't evolve far enough to conquer the universe the insects DEFINITLEY would.
>>678916107
This makes me want to join the force. Based cops
>>678914230
Dear atheists, if God isn't real how come the engine crushed last? Checkm8
>>678921391
rekt
>>678920198
I agree with you anon.
They scare the shit out of me
>>678921892
Centipedes used to be people sized. But as the oxygen level of the Earth dropped so did their size.
>>678920834
keeping in mind that in that 7 whole minutes you make one wrong step and you're literally fucked forever with zero hope. Probably have a puddle of sweat and piss distracting you too
>>678914723
cool, didnt know you could apply raytracing to model waves
>>678916107
only the black people videos go viral and the rest hidden
>>678917241
As an engineer this makes me cringe
>>678917105
I'd try, but only if I had diamond armor.
>>678915174
>dildo out of nowhere
>>678916054
Kiryu from the 2002 movie
Godzilla X Mechagodzilla
>>678914394
I remember these mechanical gear toy sets from when I was a kid. I fucking loved those.
>>678919668
very interesting, thanks for sharing
>>678921892
Ever seen/read Starship Troopers?
>>678916215
This is quiet scary actually.
>>678914822
I don't think that was the problem. The problem was that when the blade struck the can it created a small spark that ignited the gasses within it.
>>678921892
Nah, insects lack the drive to go anywhere beyond Earth, they don't build anything but houses, they gather only food, only communities are hierarchies with one sentience and many drones.
Bugs just want to survive, only humans have the consciousness necessary to expand, to break every limit set for us. Nothing else could get as far as we have on this planet.
Ignore nature fucknuts, humans are the ultimate lifeform, top of the foodchain not because we started there, but because we had the drive to get ourselves there.
Fuck all other animals, humans are the ultimate species, at least on this planet, and human ingenuity can and has overcome any and every obstacle.
tl;dr: humans > bug
>>678921764
He's ATF.
>>678916054
10/10
>>678922175
man i loved this movie
>>678917132
>butt hurt faggot cant take a paris joke but can laugh at a 9/11 joke ... kys
>>678914549
It looks like its making cookies. I want to eat them now.
>>678913203
if that's not art I dont know what it is
>>678922046
Intelligent Engine Design FTMFW!
>>678916009
I am always amazed by this, the way the crash happens and every thing and body is thrown out of the plane looks like a movie
>>678922175
>>678922880
what movie is this
>>678922596
Correct.
>>678922718
There was a book(s)?
>>678920656
The apples? or the violent multi-car collision?
>>678922870
I'm a bit behind on my acronyms, but I'm assuming that equates to edgy as fuck?
>>678916107
glad i dont live in murrica
because the cops are the least of your worries
>>678923169
dont remember the name but is like a horror movie made weird, half scary half hilarous
>>678923169
Cabin in the Woods
>>678916538
That version of Superwoman is so fucking hot
>thigh high boots
>long fingerless gloves
>choker
>bangs and ponytail
>>678920860
do they openly practice this? or is this something they would get their ass kicked for but if they reveal it at the right time they become accepted for their talent?
>>678916009
I always wonder what happened to the pilot.. I assume he didn't have a parachute.. right?
>>678923169
Cabin in the woods
>>678921675
You said it before I could. Yeow!!
>>678913203
>>678922962
good thing they use this torch to create the fireball
>>678914549
OP said no porn
>>678923214
Yeah lots of fans didn't like the movie because it was so different actually
>>678923761
This dude and others like him are all over YouTube. Check out Yak Films' channel.
>>678923298
It's a joke, commonly found on /k/ where ATF agents shoot the dog when raiding houses. Before you say it's a joke, several anons have shared stories involving their dogs being shot.
>>678921180
it looks like they are kissing :3
>>678922870
He's Automatic Transmission Fluid?
>>678923780
I remember hearing every one made it out a-okay
>>678916009
good thing they had parachutes kek
>>678923780
Everyone had parachutes, no one died.
>>678918321
There is no equality in nature, do we really want to go against nature?
>>678918178
Top Gun school. Aggressors wearing the red stars. That's my guess.
>>678923780
Anyone in the air has a parachute. Except for faggot commercial fliers.
>>678924016
All dogs should be shot. They are loud and annoying. A pest to us who don't own them.
>>678919729
Wasn't expecting that/10
>>678920203
Fake
>>678924215
Found another agent
>>678924016
Well that sucks. I'd honestly care more if my dog died than say, my asshole brother. Doggo is loyal, doggo doesn't steal my shit, doggo is not an asshole. I'm not even particularly redpilled but now I'm mad at govt, like what the fuck
>>678924215
#notevenbismuth
>>678913203
but a lot of porn is cool/interesting
>>678920263
an apple a day keeps the doctor away :)
>>678920203
and the reverse
>>678924171
But you can't have it on while flying do you?
And I assume that there is very little time and that it is very hard to put one on when the airplane is vertically tumbling down with immense speed
>>678922845
humans used to be this way too. if you don't think that over time we evolved that drive for furthering ourselves, then where did it come from?
>>678917241
Pretty damn cool
>>678917105
If I could wear flipflops I would, that way if it catches my shoe it just pulls the shoe
>>678919729
jaguars
do
not
fuck
around
>>678924215
The edge is strong in this one
>>678924584
this wings of liberty knock off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKd-eas6So
>>678922819
Yes, but the mower wouldn't have been engulfed in flames if it was electric. The fireball would have dissipated without fuel.
>>678923761
They practice by night in secret underground chambers
If caught they face up to 20 yrs in prison
>>678924421
*pew* *pew*
>>678924523
There is no reason for us who don't own dogs to have to suffer the constant barking and threat of bites by shitty owners who can't discipline a dog. Their is no reason for a dog to be paraded through towns and allowed to shit indiscriminately. Dogs belong on a farm or the woods out of ear shot and not in a town or city cooped up in a house to bar or chained in the back to suffer.
>>678924215
t. muhammad
>>678920263
BUY SOME APPLES!
>>678924630
Ay fam, I only see one tatted girl in that shower. Your filename lies.
>>678924630
>two_tatted_girls_in_shower_0.webm
>only one has tattoos
>>678924948
>Iron Man
>2008
>Wings of Liberty
>2010
>>678918264
calillou shipuden
i thought he was 1 punch man?
>>678925039
The only thing sandniggers got right.
>>678920768
whats the name of this game???
>>678920145
this explains pretty much the whole universe
>>678923761
Talent? This is just a nigger in need of a lube job.
Firestone would have him fixed up in half an hour tops.
>>678924933
source?
>>678922845
yeah of course, that applies to current insects. Yeah I know we're top of the food chain and in reality we could just crush bugs but I meant if we ceased to exist and insects were to be the next dominant species to evolve.
I believe insects only lack consciousness as a result of worrying only about basic survival, in the same sense as that's how we processed information when we were still living in the jungle, only until we got comfortable, built civilizations that kept us from being hunted we could actually take time formulate the act of advanced calculation and analysis, which would have never existed to this level while we were still primal beings.
I feel as though if another species got the chance to become dominant, and build their little trenches they live in (civilizations) over the course of generations would be able to evolve intelligence which would in turn make them the new humans. Of course it would be more likely for this to happen for a species with a predisposition or reliance on having high intelligence to survive, like humans.
>>678924967
yes it would. the paint got all over the mower and caused it to catch on fire.
>>678914057
so different, yet so similar... what are we?
>>678921892
We would shoot them and burn them, and if they won and fucked us back to the stone ages we would do like in that king kong game. Stab the shit out of them with wooden spears sometimes lit on fire!!!
>>678922228
>>678921991
Why do they do this, compared to just machining what they want out of billet?
>>678915812
That is beautiful
>>678923069
this is some russia tier shit right here
>>678925018
>shitty owners are to blame
>therefore shoot all dogs
>>678921675
explosives in bodies of water equals destroying entire ecosystems ya dumb shit which is very illegal if you dont have your own little pond
>>678925441
Transformers: Devastation
>>678925514
Devilman OVA
>>678925792
Even a well trained dog will bark. The only way I would accept a dog is if it has been debarked, shit is adequately picked up, and I'm never slobbered on or bitten by one.
>>678922880
What movie is it?
>>678925608
look at his glasses, jesus he could have tried ...
>>678923217
why would you do that, crazy the cars even still ran with so little oxygen and the heat would probably melt the tyres pretty quick
>>678923169
>>678926137
cabin in the woods
>>678922761
Just realized that dude is already under the tank at the beginning of the clip. Setting an IED maybe....
But then how is he still alive?
>>678914549
I just came
>>678925551
Fair enough then, it's a pretty interesting question.
What changes would there be from different body types? What could millipedes do with all their legs? If they develop need for complex construction, they should be able to do things infinitely more efficiently, what could they do that advantage?
Really good q, actually. Thanks for clarifying.
>>678926168
Nice britbog cosplay Achmed
>>678918391
>>678917485
Why is skyline bad
>>678926168
dash cam footage from a fire truck in Australia, black saturday i think
>>678926302
>under the tank
It's an escape hatch
>>678926168
nobody does that on purpose anon. even fire crews don't get themselves into that shit. i'm quite certain it was a late evacuation or accidental, or both
>>678920203
Fucking lol, sauce?
>>678926031
This
Dogs are a meme so every dickweed wants one just so they can feel in charge of something
Dogs owners should be rounded up and placed in execution camps
>>678925399
sauce please!!
>>678921660
duuuude
how the fuck did we learn to do this shit
>>678920145
Dat file name.
>>678925792
My last one only baked on command. She would watch deer from the window, come get my attention, then chase it if I let her out and gave her the command. No, all dogs do not bark.
>>678918923
Read the fucking file name
>>678926497
what is this?
>>678926493
Walks right past the dummy and dosn't karate chop it, nil/neo
>>678916107
>work in law office as messenger in San Francisco
>lawyer in office takes pro bono case of some homeless guy beat up by cops
>the lawyer gets the homeless guy an acquittal
>cop is super pissed and threatens lawyer in front of judge
>fast forward a year or so
>lawyer still representing homeless guy in civil suit
>wins a decent sized settlement for homeless guy
>cop goes ballistic outside of courtroom
>threatens lawyer again
>a few weeks later cop pulls over lawyer
>arrests him and beats the shit out of him
>charges filed on lawyer for resisting arrest
>>678926849
Those are usually used to represent a civilian. Why would he karate chop a civilian
>>678921511
What a fucking asshole
>>678921513
he wants to shoot this dog
OK SO WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME I DON'T CARE I'M MAD
IT'S 2016
20 FUCKING 16
SO WHY DO MOST WEBMS HAVE NO FUCKING SOUND???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CUNTS
FUCK
>>678926586
I completely agree. They are all twisted individuals who get there jollies slapping around an animal that should be wild out prowling the woods.
Not to mention the piss poor breeds we've managed to create that are only good for biting ankles and inducing mild tinnitus.
>>678915174
shit. I hope he at least had a couple brew sacks in him
>>678918178
Can't you recognize OPFOR when you see it?
>>678926449
Yeah what's he doing fucking around down there before the tank explodes?
>>678927006
>Not getting the Keanu/Neo reference...
>>678927201
just pretend you're deaf.
works every time.
>>678924462
>>678927201
Do you really trust /b/ to not post anything but screamer?
If you want sound go to /gif/ or /wsg/ ya dingus.
>>678927262
well i dunno milit'ry stuff :[
>>678926497
A /d/-tan game?
>>678927201
go to /wsg/ for sound webms
>>678925293
that sc2 piece was from back 2007 announcement so.....
>>678927066
Well tap out retard
>>678919668
Look at that motherfuckers legs, he's just chilling away while eating
>>678927201
>Settings
>Unmute sounds...
>profit?
>>678923146
They all lived
>>678920473
Kops. Brilliant Swedish movie.
>>678924630
that owl watching me fap
>>678916795
Combo breaker!
>>678925399
Fuck this is hilarious! What show is this?!
>>678926317
>complex construction
hmm very fair point, i didn't once think of what their engineering or even infrastructure would be, i couldn't even fathom it at this point.
I'd imagine they'd be much more "tougher" (?) for exploration wether it be global or in space, I guess your guess is just as good as mine at this point, kek :^)
>>678927315
trying to input 'noclipping' via the console while in-game.
>>678927593
settings.......
>>678921784
The one guy has what looks like a geiger counter, maybe they're sealing away radioactive materials?
>>678922802
i'm sorry for your loss
>>678916107
shit this reminds me of another story
>friend has asshole husband
>after 9/11 wants to fight terrorism
>too old for military
>decides to be a cop
>rejected because crazy asshole
>becomes sheriff in florida
>they'll take anybody
>one day he pulls over hispanic looking guy in a truck loaded with gardening equipment
>asks to see his birth certificate
>of course doesn't have it
>arrested for not carrying birth certificate
cops have unlimited power to fuck with people
>>678927830
*Bottom right of screen
>>678918672
Sorry for my stupid question... but is Gex alive?
>>678920145
fake and gay
>>678927605
That's a good trailer, I hope EA doesn't fuck this one up. I pre-ordered the last simcity, never again.
>>678921549
The only way to fish imo
>>678915492
not going to lie this was really cool
>>678926605
>>678927662
I SECOND THIS
>>678927648
who?
>>678923650
That's Wonder Woman ya dingus
>>678919729
>Hahaha, kitty is gonna jump out and "tag" the gator, count coup on him or something
>This is gonna be hilarious
>OH SHIT! It's not even hilarious! Mofugga was not messing about!
>>678915812
I don't know what's going on but i'm hard.
>>678928019
>I pre-ordered the last simcity
>pre-ordered
>simcity....
do you have fucking downs syndrome.
>>678924967
Do you think that gas powered mowers spray fuel everywhere while theyre running?
>>678925441
the latest transformers game
>>678928250
fucking retard
>>678918672
Dayum nature. You scary
>>678918672
Woah moar pls
>>678924967
the fuel is inside the fuel tank and combustion happens within the engine there is no reason that the the mower would catch fire due to it being a petrol motor unless the people were stupid enough to not wipe down any spilled petrol off the mower beforehand, either way the paint is flammable it would catch fire regardless
>>678924824
10/10, would watch again
>>678928273
It's Wonder Woman fighting her evil alternate dimension self, Superwoman. Ya dingus.
>>678917105
yes. You just need to watch for the teeth of the machine
>>678928327
It was a fucking joke, you retard
>>678928365
Fuck. Is AoT live-action now?
>>678915174
Now lets play
>To who do those dildos belong to?
My money is on that guy sitting at the table
>>678928616
>>678928616
Look right under the mower really closely. They use a torch to light it up on purpose
>>678928641
wtf
>>678921883
that rocket is floating pretty hard
>>678916054
Half expecting a 9/11 joke
>>678928796
Yeah they made a movie. Same effects studio is making the next Godzilla.
Co-director by the guy that made Evangelion.
No porn! STOHP!
>>678917485
Oh, god no!!!!!!!
>>678928641
What the literal fuck
I kinda feel like I should be high to appreciate this thread fully
>>678915492
ooooo
>>678916215
Take THAT Hitler!
>>678928902
never liked tweety anyways snek ftw
>>678916795
The only bitch in this whole fucking movie who actually knew how to use her goddamn powers.
>>678928796
yup, about as good as the live action Space Battleship Yamato
>>678928011
bait? or dumb?
>>678929181
woops haha i breathed to hard nd the viddy stopped xDD
then you should leave this planet, we don't want you here and, really, I know when you think about it in the dark, by yourself, you don't want to be here either. take the easy way out.
>>678929118
go back to 90's?...
>>678929002
I would fuck the shit out of her.
>>678916009
sauce
>>678926605
>>678927662
>>678928195
Some show on Comedy Central called Triptank
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/l29l6p/triptank-water-into-wine
>>678929394
I would love to have a fat orgy with them.
>>678921892
>we evolved before they did
Other way around, brainchild.
>>678928869
I don't see it looks more like the cause of it is the old hay that hasn't been cleaned out of the mower and a high pressure area above the blades drawing the fire in, can probably just sparked on friction and blew up
>>678929329
Awesome
>>678924630
minus the tats reminds me of my ex, Peg
she loves eating pussy too
>>678913203
You cucks fighting over how this ignited, has NO ONE noticed the fucking naked flame torch thing on the right of the mower where the flame originates from?
>>678914822
>>678917105
So I either die or get 10 million dollars?
What's the catch?
>>678916054
What happens when you hit the prostate.
>>678917333
reminds me of orlando
>>678929555
probably a piece of fried chicken lodged in the sprinkler system
>>678929555
Checked and kek'd