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Roll for your life
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7 please I hate my "life"
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>>678902291

I'm sure I'll be k
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>>678902291
Rolling it
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Please god let me die.
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rollin for the kat
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I'll live
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oh well
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All I wish for is the sweet release of death...
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>>678902777
get rekt
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>>678902777
wtf.. my life is shitty .. but this is ridiculous.. fuck you god
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KILL ME
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>>678902697
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Okay
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>>678902827
y-you too
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Roll :3
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>>678902777
Check'em
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i aint no bitch
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>>678902697
>>678902777
>>678902827
lol u dead
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>>678902291
rollin for justice
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Rollerino
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I'm going to live!
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>>678902291
BANG!
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rolllll
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lucky number seven. Daddy needs a new car!
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>>678902291
if i get 7 ill actually kill myself

>inb4 reroll
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Jesus, if I'm gonna shoot myself in the head I'd choose something more effective than a .22
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rolling for wins
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>>678902697
Nice, all the furries must die
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
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le roll
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trell
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>>678903019
Bullshit
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>>678903107
It was a good roll
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Rerollin
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Rolling for suicide
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If this 7, i'm gonna shoot my school
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I'm brave
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They see me Rollin'
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Pls
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Boom
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Battledad
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>>678902291
roll
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rollerino no sevino
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Dead
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>>678902291
come on, shoot me nigga
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>>678902291
llkk
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Bang
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>>678902291
rolling for 7
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Roll
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>>678902291
Roll
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>>678903431
Fuck off randy
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Good bye
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>>678903449
bs reroll
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>>678902291

rill
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Rollin or bowlin
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gimmi that 7

also check
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Rall
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>>678902291
Feeling champ, rolling agin
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>>678903472
Reroll
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bang
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>>678902777
LOL
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>>678903566
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>>678902291
rolling
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Rollll
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7
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Roo oolong
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Well????
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>>678902291

I'm ready.
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I have a feeling I'm gonna get 7 on my first go...
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Give me that damn thing!
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Bang
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>>678902291
whats my fate?
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i'll never die
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RollaTroll
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ROLL MAH NIGGA
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it was coming anyway

things were too good anywho
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I love god
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>>678902291
hit me
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>>678903431
frick off
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THIS MIGHT BE THE NIGHT!
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EZ
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IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
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ahhh
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>>678902291

Fuck it. I want to die anyways.
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77777777777777777777777777777777777777
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feeling lucky tonight
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>>678902291
rollin
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>>678904097
kek
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>>678902291
hahahha i will survive
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>>678904025
Tough luck.
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Rolling for the sweet release of death.
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>>678902291
I might have been fired today.
Depends on if the company i work for are so incompetent that they didn't even know i switched staffing agencies over a month ago.

It's past 5 in america so all people i'd need to call are "out of the office". I Won't know until I try to use my badge to get into the build tomorrow morning.
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Roll...
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>>678904090

NO, try again, Let me die!
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I'm invulnerable bitch. I can't die
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Please take me from this planet
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k
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>>678904186

Fuck you GOD why you do this? Try again
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>>678904167
>>678904167
denied
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I would never do this
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I want to bee in my grave.
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>>678904251

Fuck! I literally cannot kill myself, just let it end. Try again.
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>>678902291
fuck y'all
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>>678902291
Rolling
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>>678904203
Oh yeah? Reroll for this fucker
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>>678902291
here we go
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>>678902291
nigga im good
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>>678904341

Im not taking no for an answer. Pulling the trigger again
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>>678902291
Rollerino
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>>678902291
>>678902291
I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS gettttt
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>>678904484

You have got to be shitting me. Pull that trigger again
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>>678902291
kill me now
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HERE WE GO!
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>>678902291
I'm fucking invincible
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I WANT TO LIVE!
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>>678904553
>553â–¶
>>>678902291 (OP)
rawrings
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lor
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>>678904559

Bullshit, Pulling the trigger again!
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>>678902291
bye anon
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I need to die
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rolling for life
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>>678904597
RIP
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>>678902291
>>678888888
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>>678904090
>>678904186
>>678904251
>>678904341
>>678904484
>>678904559
>>678904681

WHY must you curse me GOD! Pulling trigger again!
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>>678902291
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!
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Rolll~!
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Fucking kill me now
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Ez
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>>678902291
bang bang niggas
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Im never dying
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Ded
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>>678904788

NO!!!! Pulling Trigger again!
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>>678902291
click
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>>678904915

COME THE FUCK ON, KILL ME!
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Niggers
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>>678902291
Roll for 6
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>>678904958

THis is some fucking joke, is there even a bullet in this gun?
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>>678902291
Wake me up inside
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alright
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>>678902291
whizzZZzZzZzZZzZ, click
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I'm invincible
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Rolling, if I'm actually 7 I'm going to an hero. It was nice knowing you /b/, some of you guys are alright.
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>>678902291
wewlad
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77777777777777777777
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>>678902291 leg go
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>>678902291
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>>678905062

Here goes round 12, even though theres only 10 chambers. I think this bullet is a dud. Pulling the trigger again
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>>678905167
>darn
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>>678905188
FML
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AINT NO BITCH
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>>678905166
:)
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Rolllinn
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>>678902291
bam
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>>678905108
whizzzzzzz, ohshit, bang!
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do it faggit
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Keep rollin
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>>678905220

Fucking...fuck fuck fuck. Im pulling this trigger for the 13th time.
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Rolling.
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click
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If 7 I will blow my FUCKING head off
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>>678905326
Lemme roll it for you
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>>678905326

-click-

......

-pulling trigger for 14th time-
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clickityclick
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>>678902291
Worth a shot
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>>678902291
PLZ no
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ha
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pew
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>>678902291
7 pls
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>>678905379
Round FUCKING two
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>>678905477
> headshot
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>>678905166
Nope, you're gonna live.
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>>678905477
rip in peace
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>>678905477
Double shot
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Let's go
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u only get a 7 if u dont want it m8>>678905445
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>>678905533
COME ON
DO IT
DO IT NOW
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>>678902291
end it all
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I want die
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Rollin m45
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>>678905445

......

If this next shot doesnt go off and kill me... Milhouse is a Meme

that should make it work
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>>678902291
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>>678902291
7 pls
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My favorite form of roulette
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Fucking roll
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>>678902291
FUUUUCK!
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>>678902291
>Roll for your life
>.22
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>>678902291
Roll
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ONE MORE TIME
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May god have mercy on my dubs
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Roll seven to kill this lil nigga
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>>678905701

15 trigger pulls and not a single one goes off. This is a fucking broke ass gun.

-points gun at Bernie Sanders-
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>>678905755
Damnit not only did I survived I dubsed
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Not today
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>>678902291
Rolingus
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>>678905838
wooooo roll again
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>>678905633
lets' give another spin
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>>678902291
probability is on my side
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rull
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>>678905871

Shit....

ok well fuck it, i guess i was destined to live

here goes the last trigger pull and then im out
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>>678902291
lets do it.
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>>678905951
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Why can't I die? FML
>was going to an hero
>too much of a beta to do it.
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>>678903038
.22 is more than enough to scramble your brains fucktard.
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>>678902291
7 plox
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Kekin it
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>>678905869
roll
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>>678906139
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>>678905787
bang bang amerikanen
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>>678902291
rolling jig
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7
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>>678902291

rolling!!
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Rollin
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>>678905869
kek, roll
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>>678905869
reroll
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>>678906250
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>>678902291
roll
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>>678902291
kill me
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>>678905869
rollerino
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easiest roll in my life.
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>>678906437
nice
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bang bang
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Rolle
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>>678903822

>mfw try to die
>roll favorite number/all my old sports number
>also dubs
wat do...
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>>678902291
roll for 0
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>>678902291
click
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>>678902291
we rool
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>>678906517
RIP
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I'm gonna miss you guys
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Can I shoot it up my ass with a lead bullet to slowly die of poisoning?
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I'll roll, fuck it
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>>678902291
rollll
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??
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gaben plz
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777 get
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CLICK
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>>678906372
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>>678904067
the irony
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>>678902291
sfasdgag
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K
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Roll fuck life
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7 get
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>>678902291
roll
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Invincible
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kys
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