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No YLYL? YLYL.
>>678895887
Patton Oswalt is coming for you!
>>678896157
Asshole
>>678896157
Funniest post yet
>>678895887
BAHAHA goddamn, is this gonna be like those fucking shark movies you see on Netflix?
Only oldfags will get this
haha post the banana
>>678897459
hahaha post the banana
If only...
>>678896157
Fucking kek
Hey anyone want to make more of these funny memes with me? Some one posted this a few days ago I've only made a few though ^-^
>>678898028
Here's the first one I made ^-^ some one said it was a new meme so I did this to it on my smart phone
>>678898267
I also made this! Super random right? That's all I have for now you guys should post more!
>>678897961
This got me. Hard.
https://youtu.be/7oUlo5j06F0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOavAS0B0Y
kek
>>678896157
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this picture
>>678898985
lost
>>678897131
Legendary
>>678898222
check'd
>>678898971
>>678898752
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>678897131
Best loss ever
>>678898971
gooby pls
>>678895887
>>678901062
mods
>>678898971
She is a HOE you cucklord sperg faggot
>>678901177
What was posted
>>678898971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39psTUjyHk8
Got a story if anyone wants to hear it?
>Be me, 18 at the time and had just finished my shift from an old warehousing job, when I get a call from my friend joker (He's really called Jerry but was the class clown in school so fuck it that's what he got called)
>He was asking me to head out tonight with him
>I felt tired and it always ends up with him fucking trying to fight someone and fails with me having to break it up
Anyone want me to continue?
>>678901457
fuck u
>>678897061
He's still not a meme, fuck off.
>>678899223
>there is someone out there who is turned on by shia leboeuf
>>678897131
5/7
>>678900957
fuck I lost...
Gas the lose meme war now.
>>678897131
this graves guy is cringeworthy
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
anyone have the WEBM of the guy throwing all the food at his golden retriever that can't catch?
>>678902844 (checked)
>>678902339
can i have a little desu?
>>678897961
Ok does no one else realize that the kid in the photo is also black? I don't think the kid would be talking about a "whooping negro" or a "sheboon"
>>678901894
I still can't see him outside of the even Steven's role
>>678895887
Patton Oswald created this
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>678901930
nice, perfect score!
>>678901172
lost
>>678900983
I love gooby
>>678904888
Check um
>>678904888 (checked)
MODS
>>678904888
HOLY SHIT MODS
also checked
>>678904888
Checked and banned, Cya dood
>>678904888
CP trips ftw!
>>678904888
This is not okay anon.
>>678904888
Mods
Why do people have to fucking do that?
>>678904944
one in the middle circled? I'd be more concerned about the boy on the right
>>678904888
Anybody laugh
>>678896941
lost
>>678904888
>>678904944
>the third kid's response
This can't be real.
>>678904888
how is this still up
MODS MODS MODS
on the other hand its art bwahahawa
>>678897131
both are retards, one is a SJW faggot and the other one is a retarded redneck.
>>678904944
3rd kid ayy lmao
>>678905383
I hope there is a guy somewhere in the fib watching every post, reading every stupid comment.
fagatron
nigromaniacs!
banana was an inside job
>>678897131
Nobody could be this stupid.. could they?
>>678895887
I kinda want to watch it. Is it real?
>>678905883
we have nsa, is that good enough?
>>678895887
i'm a girl btw
>>678902295
brandon pls
>>678906110
Timestamp or gtfo
>>678906110
Timestamp and sharpie in pooper
>>678901172
fuck, lost
>>678906110
it'll have to do.
penis penis penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis
penis penis penis
penis penis penis
PEEEEENNIIIIIISSS
8>========D---
fuck you
>>678906350
Fucking kek
>>678905802
You're calling him a SJW because he uses logic and isn't retarded. You're a fucking idiot. I agree with the retarded redneck part though.
>>678906331
>>678906374
that's not me, i saved it from elsewhere. dunno if it's legit, but look at the pins in the top right corner
>>678901337
>his bike
>>678906477
Checked and keked
>>678906658
>pins
>>678906331
>>678906374
Found the newfags
>>678906601
>>678905802
>>678897131
shit is fake boys. still a funny read though. i give it 5/7
I did this yesterday.
>>678906832
I thought that thread was good but I think the thread that you were referring to was better.
>>678906171
Tits or gtfo
>>678906786
little to the left, retard.
>>678901172
lost, fucking lost
>>678907124
That's not top right
>>678907026
prove it
>>678907194
Love this one. And it has yet to be covered in meme text. So pristine.
>>678897760
If only you hadn't voted for a liberal faggot. More likely the refugees are piledriving him right now.
>>678907031
How the hell Sanikwa gon learn the 26 letter alphabet when there 27 spots?
shhhhiiiiiet.
#fuckthasystem
>>678895887
You'll never ???? to bake? again
What does the top line say?
>>678907273
Does this work
>>678901172
One of the best of all time. Gets me every time.
>>678907496
Want.
>>678904318
this is gold
>>678901172
The thought of the cleaning lady looking at him afterwards like "What the fuck is wrong with those guys, why does he want to show me his shit?" just kills me every time.
>>678907496
my setup
Reaction image.
>>678907777
Checked
>>678907273
at least they hang out w girls
>>678907777
checked.
shes hot. whats the joke?
>>678907777
Check'd and kek'd
>>678908047
Also obviously Halloween so dorky costumes and bad decorations are kind of required
>>678908195
>>678908197
>>678908270
I've never wanted to die as much than I do right now
>>678904429
Shit. haha
>>678900355
gary larson did this first with potato salad fag
>>678908100
Checked. She's typing in front of a printer.
>>678908047
yeah not much humour in it. one of the guys in the pic is on here all the time. he gets all bothered. hes actually the most normal looking one in the pic
>>678908243
they're definetly furries though
>>678908191
awesome
>>678908433
He also did Cow Tools first.
>>678908293
So....her dad was the one who raped her?
Quads call it
>>678895887
http://instasync.com/r/1legged_lovely
GET IN HERE!!!
Live movie stream!
>>678908740
fucking love gary larson
>>678908615
did that man marry a turkey
>>678908488
ok seriously, like get a usb extension cable. that just looks impractical and is bad for the connector
>>678905383
Is that Nick Cage in the background, middle of the screen?
>>678907808
I'm high so that fucked with my head a bit. I lol'd
>>678897131
A good loss
>>678901502
No. I have a feeling this is going to end with a 'stuck in the middle with you' punchline.
>>678908985
>>678901894
sadly I think he took a girl away from me...
>>678909128
U think he got pussy after that?
>>678909025
why would you want a single function item? this is highly portable too and you never know when you might need to dig a grave
>>678896877
facebook com/CaspianPaddock/
>>678907194
Maintenance tech here for an SMT facility
This is straight cringe worthy man. This is what happens when your marketing and EHS department don't do their fucking homework
>>678907194
Took me a sec. Good on ya.
>>678905698
Fucking lost.
Shit made me cry and then throw up.
Image limit
>>678903742
Damn.
>>678908876
even the fucking spaks are getting more action than me
>>678909693
GKL spokesperson here. Are you AKN? or just BYDD? like we supposed to know what that shit mean bro?
>>678907748
conservative faggot
>>678909628
banter
>>678908100
>grub
>ubuntu
>meinnegger.bin
>>678910012
spaks? never heard that slang, what is its derivation?
>>678907514
Clover on cyanogen mod. Gg
>>678908233
lost
>>678905162
Lost
New Thread
>>678910275
>>678901894
Id fuck shia, dude looks like the type of guy thatd black out and go freaky for hours
>>678897760
>>678907396
"refugees"
>>678908197
I need moar
>>678910246
Cm13 nightly even
>>678909194
hellraiser 2?
>>678898028
what the fuck is 1oso/ioso?
>>678897131
Fuck off Sara
>>678909546
>Quran Quran
kek
>>678910089
Liberal cunt. Back to r e d d i t
>>678910089
>conservative
>faggot
Pick one.
NIGGER HATE THREAD cont.
>>678907403
TUMBLR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>678911053
win
>>678910074
What?
>>678902295
Hi Brendan
>>678906061
You've clearly never been to the south
>>678908123
lel, common core architecture. Boeing has to delay the release of their newest plane because they opted to replace their engineers who they pay fuck tons with newer and younger graduate engineers.
>>678903405
why did they blank out the dogs eyes like someone is going to recognize the fucking dog
>>678906601
go back to tumblr, retarded cocksucker.
What does ylyl mean?
>>678904238
>420 faves
Dank
>>678911868
you lick your legs
>>678911868
you laugh you lose
>>678897131
>stay out of this or I will slap you with my mighty python
>>678897131
>15th birthday
fucking lost
>>678897131
Ya, this is 100% fake.
This is a similar sort of thing to the "One christian student stands up to atheist professor" stories, except this is a "mighty intellectual progressive outs Donald Trump supporter" story. pretty funny read though.
>>678912118
What happens if I lie about laughing?
>>678905883
This would be gold with the audio from the screaming rust webm.
>>678903672
>mfw you think nigs are not racist or self hating.
>>678896877
i heard that this was a fake account designed to spread tolerance or some shit, but they made the kid such a faggot it did the opposite
>>678912118
Who do we know who wins?
>>678910553
MGS 5
>>678909035
My, what a big smile he has
To bad, for him, that smiling has lost all meaning
>>678897760
I wish.....
The real article would read something like "Trudeau imports thousands of unchecked Syrian economic migrants to guarantee a majority dependency on government services, and cementing their votes in response to a growing number of citizens realizing a system designed for a pre-industrial world consistently fails and abuses a post industrial world"
>>678909291
Every fucking time
>>678897061
The banana isn't that old you newfag.
Everyone out of funny shit to post? Bunch of Faggots.
>>678897961
This whole ghost busters thing is just sad. These women are just getting a paycheck, but now they're forever stained as Hollywood diversity hires. And christen wig is totally fuckable, not unfunny, has good timing, and could of had a real carreer, instead they prop up shitfests like schumer and silverman.
>>678911685
Lost
>>678896770
I lost. Best Philosoraptor ever.
>>678901606
Underrated post...
>>678898752
this one always gets me.
>>678905456
What was it, could you post the image?
>>678905883
Ostriches are fucking awsome
>>678907500
>legos
>egos
>gos
>os
>s
>S
>SSSSS
LEGO doesnt have a plural mate.
>>678911685
This made me laugh more than the picture
>>678908488
Heh. Shovelware.
>>678906505
2spooky
>>678909043
that one black kid with the project "what do my farts smell like"
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