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First dubs gets to choose what I answer with to this 6/10

Keep it civil pls /b/ros she's still a lady
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>>678891440
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>>678891535
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>>678891594
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Are you a qu1cksc0p3r or a n0sc0p3r?
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>>678891811
noscoper in halo quickscoper in bed
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The color of your pussy
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>>678891811
nice dubs sent it
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>>678891440
>>678891653
>6/10
>150 lbs
Pick one.
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>>678892255
Tits or GTFO.
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>>678891653
White. The purest of all colors and ethnicities
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>>678892255
She's confused

what do /b/?
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>>678892500
Done thank you fagg
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Mountain Dew or Doritos?
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>>678892500
Winrar
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>>678892796
john wayne once said "i believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated to a point of responsibility". why did you retweet that?
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>>678892796
OMG i think im in love she replied
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>>678891440
but enough chit chat. what color is your butthole?
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I fucking hate feminists and niggers.... Especially niggers
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>>678893229
Roll
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>>678893121
Navy Seals copypasta.
Or if you prefer, this.
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do you think the holocaust was staged like the moon landing
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>>678893099
thanks fag
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>>678893229
This
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Is there any chance sex is on the table?
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>>678893351
Shes a goddess
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>>678893229
Reroll
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Just come to my house and let me clitflick you like I flick my AWP in Dus2.
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>/b/
>civil
But yeah say this: "Give me the succ or you are a nigger"
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Please tell me you hate niggers aswell?
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Have u ever seen an erect black 2 inch dick?If you haven't it's ur lucky day.
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>>678893646
Roll
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>>678893589
reroll
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>>678893674
roll
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>>678893688
Winrar
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>>678893589
rerollerino
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>>678893688
WINRAR
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>>678893688
done fag
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>>678893351
Anyway, hows your sex life? Pictures corresponding to your sex is also appreciated. Will reciprocate
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>>678893492
I would like to get to know you over a cup of coffe
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>>678893888
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I think i love you
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>>678893888
Fucking trips nigger
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>>678893888
anons a fag but winrar
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>>678893888
Witnessed
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Roll

Hey...i really want to meet up and fuck

Are you down or what
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>>678893888
thanks>>678893839
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>>678891440
post her profile
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Just come to my house and let me clitflick you like I flick my AWP in Dust2.
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>>678894068
if dubs you text her this thread
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>>678894068
Kek
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>>678894068
But I'm not a nigger
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>>678894068
Keep rolling /b/

why should she go on coffee with me
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Can i fist you mommy?
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>>678893977
Winrar? Kek
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Lets bang
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>>678894068
NIGGERS!? omg autocorrect I meant to say grubs
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>>678894256
so you can rape her
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>>678894266
Win
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A V P
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>>678894355
wasted
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>>678894256
So I can fuck you because you white girls would do anything for a Starbucks
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>>678894255
Winrar
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>>678894256
Because you are gorgeous
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>>678894256
Because I want to see if you take your coffee white like a good girl.
Not black like some filthy nigger sympathiser. You catch my drift sweet cheeks?
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>>678894444
Holly shit OP, winrar post
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>>678894444
ayyyyy
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text her link thread
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>>678894444
shieeet
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>>678894444
Oh fuck
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>>678894469
This
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>>678894444
Damn quad quads she must be beautiful
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>>678894444
Qqqqqqqquadsssss
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>>678894444
Quads
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>>678894444
Fucking quads
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>>678894469
Roll
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>>678894555
Them trips
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>>678894444
op please
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>>678894256
God damn it, my little brother grabbed my phone while I went to go eat... Sorry about that. Anyways, would you actually like to get some coffee though? I mean, it's what you basic white bitches love right?
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>>678894444
nice quads

thanks
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>>678894555
Wasted trips.
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"Idk, I just want to see you swallow something"
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>>678894255
>>678894266
>>678894444
do them all the same time or by a order
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This chick is dumb as fuck
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>>678894469
Rolll
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>>678894444
Holy nigger
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>>678894652
she thinks im strange /b/
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>>678894469
Haha
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>>678894662
Quads trump wasted trips
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send her thread link
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Isn't everybody a bit weird? I was just horsing around. I'll buy if you are up for that coffee
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>>678894851
I'm blunt too, and that coffee date would preferably be tonight.
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>>678894851
Please let me piledrive your cunt.
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>>678894851
"So you down to fuck?"
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>>678894851
Link thread
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link thread
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Give me a chance , ill be a gentleman
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>>678894993
Reroll
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>>678894851
Why because I hate filthy niggers? That's not strange. I once killed a blacky. But that's a story for another time.. So when do you wanna go out?
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>>678894651
Roll
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Okay, I'll bring the blunt.
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>>678891653
>I hate boring conversations

I'm gonna use that one
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Then again, nowadays, whats normal??
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>>678894851
I feel so comfortable when I'm with you. Let's fuck.
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>>678894958
Dat aint quads, maine
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Can't talk now dude, got some little chubster who I'm trying to meet so I can rape the breaks off the little spunk bucket.

Then say

sorry, wrong person
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>>678894266
Roll
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>>678895091
Roll
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>>678895077
Winrar
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>>678895077
aw yis
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>>678894851
Fuck, you faggots really cornholed op this time
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>>678895102

Roll
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>>678894851
Sorry, coildn't control muh dick
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Hrjsbsjbah
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>>678894851
Say "I'll give you something blunt"
Send with a dick pic
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>>678895077
Winrar
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>>678895091
Rohl
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>>678894851
I wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like, haha! Just wondering :)
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>>678895091
ROLLL
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>>678895115
Re roll
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I have a robot penis.
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>>678895091
This op
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>>678895115
Ree rooll
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Im a cuck
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"I'd love to see you take a nigger dick"
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link thread>>678895077
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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
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>>678895339
here we go
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>>678895121
Trips replied to quads, maine
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>>678895091
Do this
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Need me chubby that cooks and sucks
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>>678895091
Top kek roll
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>>678895374
ABORT LINKING THREAD OP
I REPEAT ABORT
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>>678895091
Reroll
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>>678895091
Really rolll
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In my experience chubby girls are tighter, like the compression caused by the fat in their thighs gives extra friction to the inside of the vagina or something.
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Can i suck your toes?
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DONT LINK THE FUCKING THREAD GO FUCK HER YOU FAGGOT
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>>678895374
i was rejected /b/
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>>678895374
What better day for a date than a fucking Monday

Lmao retard
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>>678895091
Rolo
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>>678891440
are you really that autistic?, you literally fucked it up, asshole
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>>678895649
too late
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you are a bit blunt, and id certainly hit that
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>>678895660
Stop linking fat chicks to /b/.
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>>678895660
You wasted the Opportunity when you brought up niggers, I wanted to see op get laid not piss off michaela
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Yup OP dun goofed.
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>>678895660
check em you fat fuck
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Michaela if you're reading this date him he's a great guy
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>>678895760
.. with a blunt instrument
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better make use the other tinder matchs cunt
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Wtf kind of a name is Michaela anyway
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Post underage tittems Michaela
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>>678896052
Go to rekt thread
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>>678895660
oh oh hide /bros
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I apologize, my son got ahold of my phone while I was in the bathroom. I'm terribly sorry.
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>>678895374
Enough chit chat, are you up for a faf and a laf (i.e. can I put my pee pee in your coochie?)
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>>678895374
your reaction to that nigga hating thing was right. i said i'll test you. so lets meet?
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>>678896160
FUCKIN SPLIT BOYS!
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If youre readin this Michaela youre a fat dumb whore
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Hello Michaela... I'll have coffee with you.
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>>678896160
wtf, you dumb fuck cunt shit
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>>678896160
Say: "I like to ejaculate on photos of you"
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>>678896160
Shes contacting the internet police as we speak
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>>678896160
Oh shit. If you're reading this Michaela, please know that you are a fat bitch.
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>>678896160
guys she's coming
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>>678895843
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Yeet nigga
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>>678896227
well, that would have done it /bro
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>>678896199
Dubs
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>>678896227
reroll
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What the heck is this site? You are all weird
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about us Michaela, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Now You're fucked
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>>678896526
OP!
ENOUGH
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>>678896227
good turn
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Shiiieetttt. you wasted a coffe with her for a prank? tnks /b/. never change.
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>>678896647
tits or gtfo
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>>678896647
nice try fag
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>>678896647
Nah
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>>678896199
Post this^
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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
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>>678896647
lol nice try
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>>678896647
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>>678896227
dat key!
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>>678896647
fist me
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>>678896647
First rule for girls
Tits or gtfo!
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>>678896855
Too late op dun goofed
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>>678896526
I think it's time to apologize op...
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michaela, vote for her
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Micheala, I will warn you immediatly if you insult a single one of my /b/ros, you will be keylogged by OP, we will grab your address, come to it, rape whatever trace of living organisms live there, including yourself, then 360 cockbash their skulls in to the point where facial reconstruction is necessary. Afterwards, if your dead body isn't already lying on the ground in a pool of cum, piss, and blood... We will make sure it reaches that point of brutality through sexual, mental, and physical abuse. You will be tormented until the point you go mentally insane, and gourge out your own eyeballs with your fingernails, at that point your murder will be simple.

>implying she'll actually believe this haha
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>>678894691
>>678894690
>>678895115
Roll
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>>678897384
Young hillary thread
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>>678896526
roll dubs /b/oys
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>>678896647
Lets see those fat piss flaps.
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>>678897524

I don't appreciate you not blowing my whistle
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>>678897524
lmao nice
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>>678897378
>>678897524
Reroll nigga
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shut up fat
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I dont fucking care of what you think, nigger.
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>>678897524
I'm truly sorry, but my cockhead wants to drink your clam juices
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>>678897661
roll
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>>678897524
don't ever speak to me or my wives son again.
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>>678897807
reroll kek
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>>678897524
>>678896227
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You know what Michaela? Suck my fat weiner. Place your plump lucious lips around my fat pecker you danish skank.
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>>678897524

i can take the conversation down. but they are asking for something in return. a closeup pussy shot. i think its fair - they cant see your face
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>>678897807
Rolling
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I'll send you a pick of my erect member if that'll make it up to you
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cmom up on my dick you go
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>>678897524
I want to touch your pus
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>>678898092
bump
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>>678898133
Dubs!
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>>678898133
winrar but bump for:
>>678898092
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OP You really need to piss her off so she insults you... Then send her the navy seals copypasta.
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>>678898133
Kek
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>>678898163
Rerawl
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>>678898133
Lol winrar
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>>678897524
She replied she loves me
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>>678898092
bump again
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"Michele" TOPKEK
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>>678898266
This
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>>678898280
confirmed gf /b/oys
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>>678898092
holy bump. get dubs
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>>678898280
cunt
>>678898133
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>>678898374
roll
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>>678897524
y would u do this fag
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DID THIS BITCH JUST CALLED US WEIRDOs?
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>>678898266
LOL YES PLEASE
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Do you want to see my peen pls
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>>678898092
do that shit bro
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>>678893137
HAHAHA. Should send it.
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>>678898266
THIS GOT DUBS DO THIS LMAOOO
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>>678898612
I DIDN'T REALIZE!
TAKE THIS BITCH DOWN
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>>678898523
noooooo
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>>678898092
GO!
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>>678898636
Roll
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>>678898280
who the fuck are you calling a weirdo? There's nothing weird about loving my little pony, you can't help what you love. You love cupcakes, I love little pony. Don't be so judgmental.
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>>678898266
OP dear god do this
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WE ARE LITTLE BOYZ
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>>678898733
Rekt
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>>678898133
got dubs earlier but op is a fag
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>>678898811
Ha
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>>678898092
>>678898733
wtf? little? WE ARE LEGION.. or was it virgins? dunno
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>>678898733
done
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Die
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she still in? what a freak
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>>678898733

Mmmmm, both OP and MIchaela are underaged b&
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>>678898266
Better winrar
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>>678898961
Michelle spotted
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>>678898733

look u feminazi i am autistic in real life and i need halp with woman so i can get laid
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Fine I'll do it, but then you MUST delete the thread
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>>678898961
hi michelle
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Rolling for navy seals copypasta
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>>678898926
wow, grrrrrrreeattt
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Open isn't a fag.. He replied to every bullshit we said to him... #thanks op
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>>678898961
michelle?
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>>678899106
lol. ya not michele. send it to OPs chat not post it here. OP will post a screenshot
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>>678898961
>>678899106
The baits are real. Also Op is a cocksucking liar faggot, he is using 2 accounts for real.
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>>678898266
Roll
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new thread?
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Send her this
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>>678899255
worthless dubs
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>>678899106
do it OP will delete thread promise
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>>678899290
YES
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She was perfectly willing to do stuff. She might've even been into you. Yet you wanna fuck it up with /b/. Why? Wtf is the point? It doesnt even generate any laughs or wins. At least get something out of it and not just "LOL LE 4CHAN SHOW PUSSY XDD". Fuck man. What is the fucking point if not to get wins and just fuck it up for nothing. /b/ used to be good

>inb4 b was never good
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you can get the dubs op is going to choose or write wtv he wants
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>>678899346
Dubs never lie.
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>>678899388
Got
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>>678899290
This
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>>678899421
this tbh fam
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