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>Best of thread
>Posts one picture
You're a cunt
>>678879127
I will dump since op is a faggot anda jew
>>678879677
>>678879877
So you can repost it on reddit or some other shitty maymay website?
>>678880530
>>678880353
>>678880213
>>678880061
thank you for not being gay like op
Anything with watermelons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPggDVR3pg8
>>678880627
No problem sry if im not fast
Lemme just add some more to keep the thread alive.
>>678882394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>678882676
quite recent
>>678882913
Anyone lurking?
>>678878642
That girl is cool
>>678883220
My OC coming home to me... feels so special every time.
>true story, too
>my school pic
>>678883665
Prove it. Face with timestamp
>>678883687
>>678882967
I am
>>678883875
Don't have a camera on me ATM (at work, all I have is access to pics in my email), but this is me now.
>that pic is 16 years old
>>678884415
Fair enough. Had your story saved on my computer for over a year now.
>>678884453
>>678884760
And a slightly better quality school pic. If I were at home, I could take a photo of the yearbook.
Anyway, continue. I enjoy these threads.
>>678882508
thanks for the extra effort on the embed.
>>678885136
No problem man. I hate it when people don't.
>>678883334
>>678885488
Only have like 6 left.
Anyone have Fats Mcgee and His Retard 3, The Chronicals of Chips, or The Pooping Bandit???
>>678882967
yes.
>>678885586
Nevermind. Most of them are shit. This is the last one.
>>678885738
I do have the full story related to this though, but dumping that will will take ages and I don't have the time for that now.
>>678882508
top zoz
>>678883625
fucking lost
>>678882508
Anyone got the other one like this where an anon was fucking his gf and a games theme song came on and he was pumping his gf to the theme?
>>678882864
true king.
>/g/
>>678883415
Fucking Line 6 fag
Solid state amps are trash
>/pol/
>>678882967
Yep
ogre
>>678882967
Yep, reading.
>>678888947
what is the big deal?
>>678880213
I'm kind of interested in poem boy now.
>>678890464
>>678890543
Legit.
>>678880213
didn't this anon get aids?
>>678881887
wat?, someone explain this?.
>>678887161
Ayy I found it
>>678891449
I don't get it either.
>>678891449
/pol/es are poor, still not as fucked as sweden though
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2X4TDzUvxs
>>678883687
my sides
>>678891449
>>678891558
look at OPs flag, faggit
>>678891503
https://youtu.be/ZNRcYf06iMs
Kek
>>678883284
bwahahaha
moar greentext plz fags
>>678883528
this kills the benis
>>678894001
Nyet it kills the meme.
>>678884977
durst.jpg
>>678885589
Here you are, brethren
>>678883875
This isn't even funny, quite heart warming actually
>>678884415
You now look like a normal functioning member of society, congratulations
>>678882508
top kek
>>678883687
this one actually creeps me out for some reason
>>678881561
>>678881949
now this was an excellent adventure worth reading
>>678878642
PUSH IT BACK IN BEFORE IT DIEEEEEES!!!1111ONE1!
>>678880530
no homo bro it's all a prank
>>678891693
Rip sweds
>>678883392
beta fucking faggot
>>678881561
>>678881949
These are hilarious, is this guy still around?
>>678882967
Yea
Why did i come back to /b/
>>678883392
thanks asshole
>>678881561
never seen this thank you
what's up with these captchas with 8 answers
worth the read catfishman will live on in our souls
>>678882808
Fucking cheeto dildo
>>678882928
Is that real? Wtf that would be amazing
>>678901641
>best of /b/
What are you? 12? Getting a trip is only 1/1000, not really a big deal.
>>678882928
Fucking cheering from my chair here, well done.
>>678901997
1/100 retard
>>678901997
but i got 1 min of your lifetime. thanks fag
>>678881561
holy shit man
>>678902322
You have zero future, pic related
>>678902322
matter of fact pic related is probably more relevant
>>678902730
lol? you try to tell a german something about fascism? congrats newfag
>>678902979
Yea cause germoney isn't the most cucked country, no wonder you fags are on /b/ while your helpless girls are raped by arab dick
worth the reading
>>678903413
Not really.
>>678902979
You faggots can't even show your flag anymore. That article is real, Jewish or not, it's fucking pathetic
http://www.
timesofisrael.
com/
nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/
>>678880353
fuckin saved thank you
i had been telling my wife about this forever and could never find it again
>>678878642
This always made me laugh. Enjoy.
Does anyone have the story of the FtM transgender person who realized how hard it was to be a guy?
>>678879798
Fantastic.
Here's some rainman tier autism
>>678902730
Propaganda. Just like a fascist.
>>678882211
I've read this a lot over the years, and I always think the mom and the sis win because the stupid faggot who wrote out the story didn't make any attempt to cover himself.
If your mom was like that, you'd fucking hold a knife to her throat and threaten to kill her if she fucked with your shit again. Not even to be a delinquent, you'd just be doing it to ensure a college education (given she wipes all your work behind your back).
You'd also beat the shit out of your father for allowing this in the first place.
>>678904665
Dude the Nazis stopped there propaganda after WW2, there is nothing to go back to.
The Jews however; have been going strong since then.
>>678904665
This is now a Nazi bullshit thread
>>678881949
genuinely sad that i've completed the tale of tales
>>678879677
Awesome
>>678905558
>>678905023
>>678904959
>>678904835
I said fascist, not nazis. Russia was fascist too. Dont forget them.
>>678906054
And Italy. Everyone forgets Italy.
>>678891062
its arbeit not arbeid, its even in the fucking pic
>>678906054
>Communist
They were communists, like Bernie Sanders, at least that's what my teacher said, Google however claimed they are neither.
>the USSR wasn't communist, but it wasn't fascist. The perceived similarity with fascism is totalitarian government, though there is a difference
>>678906215
Italy got fucked up so fast no one remembers them. That and they didn't really want to fight that much. Family > government there. People forget the Netherlands too.
>>678906235
German is my third language, the t and d are really similar in my first
>>678906547
>implying communism and facism are mutually exclusive
>communists, like Bernie Sanders
1/10 made me reply
>>678906719
>JFK
>>678907016
9/11 he's still known for being a communist, not a fascist
>>678907039
>Angered the upper class, and now you get shot for doing that, before they had manners and declared war on you first.
>>678881949
>>678881949
>>678897837
>>678899813
that theme song still works. this is pure gold.
>>678878642
i found this thread a while ago. i hope ya´ll find it ok. have fun, fags.
>>678881949
>>678897837
>>678899813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TysPn9odvT
here's the theme song. its amazing
>>678907380
I thought we were talking safety precautions, not leadership.
>>678882808
It ain't easy, being cheesy...
>>678902730
you forgot a pic for fascism
>>678907625
Asshole
>>678908245
Newfag, getting mad enough to respond to a trick image.
>>678904775
He never mentioned his father anywhere. You can safely assume that he never had a father in his childhood to begin with. With that not being the point, I would first try to explain my situation as detailed as possible. If that fails I would probably rage just like you described.
>>678908174
this one is better faggot
>>678908388
And fuck you too
>>678908711
Lurk m0ar newfag.
>>678878642
zozzle
>>678908840
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678909222
Yes. Now what do you call that kind of post, newfag?
>>678909222
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
>>678907380
anyone who uses the word "communist" to describe Sanders doesn't know the definition of the word. They also immediately associate socialism (also without knowing the definition) to bad shit. However, nobody likes to think of all the good shit that came out of having a democratic socialist president (FDR). Like, fixing that Great Depression, and wiinnin' WW2. This is not the '40s, we are not suffering like the Germans did after WW1, and there is no reason to associate Sanders to the acts of Fascist regimes.
all the bullshit aside, congrats man, you got me to type about politics on 4chan, which I previously accepted as a pointless effort (not towards you, but people on 4chan in general)
lastly, i'm pretty sure the majority of btards support Trump because he'll lowkey make incest legal
>>678883392
Now that poster, ladies and gentleman, is a certified oldfag
>>678909222
>Anonymous 04/12/16(Tue)04:43:04 No.678909222 ▶>>678909440 >>678909581
> >>678908840
> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
>Anonymous 04/12/16(Tue)04:44:37 No.678909440 ▶
> Yes. Now what do you call that kind of post, newfag?
>Anonymous 04/12/16(Tue)04:45:31 No.678909581 ▶
> >>678909222
> wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are suc
>>678903413
only thing on b i have read that has not made me happy
>>678909914
Dream bae
>>678910022
Look at this fucking newfag, he doesn't even know who to comment.
>>678909887
>TRIGGERED
Communism is everyone gets as close to equal the money, even if they don't work equally? Except the Jewish upper class of course.
>lastly, i'm pretty sure the majority of btards support Trump because he'll lowkey make incest legal
Lol you'd make a perfect Jewish told version of a Nazi, you do follow propaganda, like the common pleb
>>678910022
What does it mean
>>678884950
lost hard
>>678909914
I love this woman...
>>678885738
the classic
>>678897562
Thanks, it took a lot of effort.
>>678909887
>good shit that came out of having a democratic socialist president (FDR). Like, fixing that Great Depression, and wiinnin' WW2.
I'd blame that on capitalism tbh, you know, like the big meanie that you're afraid of? Please tell me that giving every who don't work more money and letting people who have broken into your country illegally money (who don't work either), is going to fix a money problem.
>>678910266
goddammit dude. Fine, here:
Communism is when the government owns all property and businesses, and people get paid the same. You don't own your house, you do whatever job the government tells you to do, and you get paid the same as everybody else, yeah that part was right. The point is the United States has one of the strongest, if not THE strongest economies in the world, and we live in the richest (and i'm not only associating 'wealth' with 'money') society in the history of the world. However, it definitely doesn't feel that way. That is because the banking industry has established a new aristocracy, and the Supreme Court case Citzens United allowed corporate interest to lobby with money (like a fuckton of money. Money you could use for useful shit like better public education) to get laws they want passed. That is how this current system works. I'm gassed up on jewish propaganda, like you immediately assume. I have a degree in Accounting, and minored in money & finance, as well as economics. So..yeah..pleb all ya want
>>678911156
>1/10 grammer
Fuck you it's 4 in the morning, long day
>>678883875
We all wanted Jackie Chan, anon.
We all did.
>>678911156
you think capitalism established government programs? Why do you think people pay attention to the first 100 days of a new president...
and no one is talking about giving free money to the lazy, or illegals. This isn't "free shit" we're talking about
why is it easier for you to believe that 15 million americans are lazy, rather than 400 are way way way too greedy?
>be me, single for 2 years, sexless NEET
>tinder.png
>swipe through everyone, not matches
>2 days later match 10/10 actress w/ psychology degree
>ask her to bar
>go to bar she asks to sit on ground
>cuck so do it
>sittingongroundatpackedbar.jpeg
>asks if I could ever kill
>inselfdefensemaybe?
>why I ask do you want to know if I can kill
>Looks at me and says "I think itd be funny to watch them die"
>Wtf.jpg
>already drunk so makeout with her
>notice dark brown spot on roof of her car, pass out in my car drunk
>next day realize she told me she used to finger herself with a crucifix and sees demons but jesus saved her
> mfw that spot was probably blood from a victim
>uninstalled tinder
>>678901641
nigger this shit just happened
wasnt ebin funny you goddamn cuck
fuck outta here
>>678911174
>I have a degree in Accounting, and minored in money & finance, as well as economics. So..yeah..pleb all ya want
notbad.jpg
keepitup.jpg
>>678911461
>and no one is talking about giving free money to the lazy, or illegals. This isn't "free shit" we're talking about
http://freebeacon.com/issues/report-majority-of-illegal-immigrant-households-on-welfare/
>In 2012, 62 percent got benefits, while 49 percent of legal households also on public assistance
>why is it easier for you to believe that 15 million americans are lazy, rather than 400 are way way way too greedy?
I think most people are lazy, some of those never had a chance, but to quote you earlier
>you think capitalism established government programs?
I had some of those, also the reason I was a bad autistic /b/tard, no need to get a job, in most cases, means you don't get a job, and you rot away.
I am for the college, assuming it's 10% of what he says, BUT he will fuck up the Economy, he's not too bad, though he still won't fix a single problem and maybe even promote more terror
>https://www.clarionproject.org/analysis/13-percent-syrian-refugees-support-isis-poll
Yes it is a real fucking risk
>http://www.therebel.media/halifax_refugee_students_abuse_and_choke_young_girls_while_shouting_muslims_rule_the_world_report
>>678903292
Was waiting for it to show her in a porno
>>678881561
God speed catfishman
>>678903413
>best of /b/
>posts creepypasta from a different site
>>678903062
The follow-up on this would be greatly appreciated.
>>678910191
Dumb faggot newfriend
>>678903292
im kinda turned on
>>678910132
newfag
>>678885488
hey i was there for that thread
>>678912533
>illegals on welfare
That's..actually really weird and I haven't heard of it. I don't understand how you can receive welfare if you're in the country Illegally. However, that's the system we have currently, and the democratic reform Sanders poses probably leans more towards amnesty for immigrants, rather than boosting the money they're already apparently getting.
>government programs & FDR
History time: 1930's, great depression (which I'm going to summarize as: The US is basiclly a 16 y.o. grill and daddy gave her a credit card) errbody's out of work and poor and shit. Enter FDR. He establishes a metric fuckton of government programs, including the FDIC, to restore the people's confidence in the banking industry, restored the economy by means we refer to as socialistic, and won us WW2 shortly after. These socialistic practices got FDR re-elected 4 times, and after he was out we added a constitutional amendment saying "yeah, people prob shouldn't be pres. that long tho"
>free college and fuckin up the economy
Bernie's plan to fund a higher education is pretty sound, however it requires reform that is difficult to imagine. Breaking up large banks, re-enacting the Glass-Steele act (this law kept commercial banking and investment banking separate. The removal of this law was a large reason the 2008 financial crisis happened), repealing Citizens United, and closing tax loopholes, are all things that kinda need to happen. The people that take advantage of this situation make an absurd amount of money for like no effort, and they definitely are not worth their salary. If this reform takes place, the impact on our Gross Domestic Product would be positive, median income would rise, and we would all be better off. There hasn't been a public outcry of valid economists warning people that these policies will ruin our country.
>muslims tho
Yeah..not big on the muslims either. All forms of religious extremism are bad, and that's why many refugees are coming here
>>678885911
https://jumpshare.com/v/46jrYryVmDXbEkcKv3Mb
tashas brother almost complete story. a damn good read i might add
>>678881887
Polacks clean british toilets
>>678891449
>>678879798
i really wish that was my job
>>678882864
That fucking look makes it. The one that's says "see? Told ya I wasn't bullshittin'"
>>678914876
>the democratic reform Sanders poses probably leans more towards amnesty for immigrants, rather than boosting the money they're already apparently getting.
If you get the minimum money and the minimum is raised?
>FDR re-elected 4 times
Doesn't change the fact that after all the propaganda, his men slaughtered like 1 million unarmed Germans, not counting all the civilians in bombings, look it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ6J5F01Do It's not not a bad point though.
I like if he's going to close loopholes too, I don't really like the upper class, but since a religion is hellbent on taking over the world by rape and any other type of violence, I am a little scared of who might replace the former upper class, just look at Sweden
I still want Trump though, so that many of the elites can lose their precious ancient power, and I'm sure he wouldn't replace them with leftists who'd run America as well as the world to shit.
Thanks for the reply, getting a little tired, finally taking exams in a few months and I hardly started. Good night anon
>>678890543
this is a joke right please be a joke
>>678883626
my best friend used to do this 25 years ago with soccer. he invited me to the final of the copa libertadores. he fixed a stadium around his bed ,there was streamers, fireworks. shit was epic.
>>678901361
What is a moot?
>>678903413
I don't even
>>678917509
>welfare and "minimum"
Sanders is for increasing "minimum wage," which is something you get for working a job, not welfare.
>FDR and teh innocentz
I'm not claiming America's the good guy--We kinda haven't been...ever. We like to play World Policeman, but we're always fucking something up.
>a religion
I think you mean ALL religion. There are 1.6 billion muslims on the planet. Granted, the other side of the world (the browner..sandier side) actually is a theocracy, it's easy to view them all as terrorists. However, if they were, we'd all be dead already. I dislike Islam as much as I dislike Christianity. Having a Jew in the white house wouldn't escalate this, and he hasn't taken a violent stance on any foreign policy (which I applaud, because war is only an option when diplomacy fails), and Trump's narcissistic bullying won't get anybody anywhere, as the Army has already vowed to refuse his orders, if he wins. Still, your intentions seem good. I would advise researching presidential platforms, and the impact those stances pose on the economy.
bye nigga
>>678882864
Awesome
