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Waifu claiming thread. >something something claw The rules

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Waifu claiming thread.
>something something claw

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Kazuki Claimed
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HELP
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Shinoa claim
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You know who I am at this point
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>>678785232
Need some details man.
>>678784439
I hope so too. If I do get the cancers itd fuck me over bigtime. In more ways than one.

Rory claimed
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>>678785063
Claimed
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>>678785314
Who are you?
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still here
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>>678784596
Got tired of the petty bullshit of my shipmates in boot camp
Felt like high school but with niggers
Also couldnt haul my fat ass around the gym 12 times in under 12:30

I plan on re-elisting after i get some college for that sweet sweet e3 pay
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>>678785327
>In more ways than one
Wouldn't cancer kinda fuck everything up thoug?
>>678785232
Gotta give those deets man

Claiming, whatsup errybody?
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>>678785442
The one who knocks
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>>678785063
mandatory cc claim

whats everyone listening to?
mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czezOcHfLS4&nohtml5=False
exploring other genre's
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>>678785555
>checked
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>>678785555
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Miho claimed

>>678785522
Hello
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Galil fag is back
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>>678785451
And good desu to you.
I just got back.
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>>678785327
>>678785530
What sorta details dude

>>678785661
Gets me everytime
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Milinda claim.
>>678785503
I know exactly how that feels bro. Army basic was a bunch of whiny brats, thieves, and people trying to start shit. After basic though, gets sooooo much better. You just gotta put up with it for awhile.
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>>678784458
top kek, consult them both man.

>>678784596
>between 7 and 8.5 grand in taxpayer dollars
Wew lad and that's just 1 round.

I'd pay those fees so you could blow shit up though.

kek I pretty much fucked myself over by staying up but it was fun. Have a wonderful day/night everyone.

>Best idol claimed
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>>678785756
>qt neko
>qt neko with a gun
holy shit please tell me this is an anime and not some oc
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>>678785582
https://youtu.be/S31P1PZzkm0
https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA
https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA
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>>678785700
Good evening. How are ya?
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>>678785921
It is, called Upotte!!
QT neko is the gun too.
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I'm not really into the whole waifu thing, but you guys seem like the nicest people on b
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>>678785530
Well... Would probably lose job, be unable to claim unfot for work, unable to claim disability for a bit, have to stay house bound, Im living with my other brother, his wife and their 1.3 year old daughter. So if I caught something, I could pass it on to her. Basically, the whole reason I moved back in with my parents would be voided completely.
>>678785806
What was said, how it was said, what they did.
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>>678786080
Cheers dude
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>>678785582
https://youtu.be/Tp1mk8DsLuQ
https://youtu.be/Ye3YyvQh1s4
https://youtu.be/Ye3YyvQh1s4
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>>678785867
Oh boy I can't wait for USAF basic then. Really hope it ain't the same.
>>678785756
Why does japan humanize every piece of weaponry lmao.
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>>678786080
You should get one anon, it's magical.
>>678786186
I dunno, but I'm not complaining :)
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>>678786139
It was in the skype group chat dude
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>>678786080
I do try
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>>678785781
I think I may not be the person you think I am
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My waifu could kick the shit out of your waifu.
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>>678786375
I commented on your S mug.
oh fuck that was yesterday.
kekeke
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>>678785867
Hello again.

>>678786013
Stressed

>>678786016
Psst L85A1 is better.
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>>678785522
Nice dubs comrade! Whatsup?
>>678785806
Well all you've given is that there are two qt's who dig ya, do you like one more than the other?
>>678786139
Ooohhh I see, Yeah that does sound like a pretty fucked situation, I hope it doesn't come to that though, Ill be rootin for ya!
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Shiro Nai claimed
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>>678786080
We tend to be at least a little bit human. I know Im just how I am normally.
>>678786318
I cant open skype for now because Im at nearly 8 gig of downloads for the month on a 6 gig limit. Those downloads would rape my bank account of sweet fuck all until a few weeks at this new job.
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>>678786318
>not in skype chat RIP me.
>>678786313
good point there.
>>678785522
Howdy bro.
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>>678785962
gotta love breaking bad

>>678786177
u cancerous fucker
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>>678786502
yea, but she couldnt kill her
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>>678786186
Well if its anything like navy bunch of clothes folding and 10 counts for shit you didnt do
But i would go back tomorrow if i could and i havent been out for a month yet
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>>678785880
Yeah, not only that but each member of the 4 man crew has to shoot off between 15 and 30 rounds to qualify... With 3 tank crews per platoon.... And 2 or 3 platoons per company. Our last gunnery cost somewhere between 2.5 mil and 9.1 mil in taxpayer dollars just in ammo costs...
>Night Maki

>>678786186
Sorry friend but it will probably be the exact same thing...

>>678786521
Heyyy
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>>678786502
Doubtful
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>>678786521
L85 is a slut.
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>>678786519
well then I am that person. How you doing?
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>>678786080
thanks anon
come join us anytime, just do something so we know its you. kinda helps
also, u could just claim something simple, like your hand (we already have one so u cant do that, his name is hand kun)
or your foot (do that)
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>>678786751
>>678786740
I just want it to be as comfy as I'm told it is kek.
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>>678786502
>>678786975
Waifu dick measuring contest
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>>678786861
Good desu. could be better.
Silly priority's, slowing down desus march.
Good news it. their has been a spike in desu searches.

Anything new with you?
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>>678786521
Wish I could help. I really do.
>>678786531
Thanks! Not much, here trying ease myself for another 6 days of work ahead. And you?
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>>678786768
Thats why she is so much fun. Also why she is so "lose"

>>678786751
Isn't it passed you bed time its 333am here
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>>678787207
You mean why her magazine is always falling out, because she's unreliable Britbong garbage?
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>>678787111
Oh yewh its not comfy
Pt shorts are worn 24/7 unless you take a shower and socks are too unless you take them off at night
And its never dark there
Your gonna love rev at 0600 and tapping at 2200
I hope USAF food is better than navy chow
I miss it so much
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>>678786974
How about claiming Mamimi?
Has somebody done that already?
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>>678787111
In the end, you will hate it while you are there and miss it as soon as your done. Thats how it was for me.
Also, trips checked

>>678787207
2:35 here. What are you trying to say here friend...
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>>678786975
But if Tsukune isn't around to pull the cross off, real Moka isn't coming out. Unless that's just in the anime.
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Shit, I made it look like 2 qts 'confessed'
Only 1
>don't even know if it was serious
Alrighty here we go again
>walking around with 2 mates
>just chilling and talking whatever
>see group of 3 girls walking towards us
>7.5/10
>know one of them
>we kinda good friends
>something happened between us, stuff kinda weird now
>anyway
>girl I know splits off of the group and comes over to me
>'hey anon, do you have a girlfriend?'
>wat.jpeg
>'Uh, no? Why do you ask?'
>'oh well, my friend over there is single and she is looking for a boyfriend'
>blushingintensifies.webm
>points to her friend
>blushing like there is no tomorrow
>ohfuck.iso
>'Do you want a girlfriend anon?'
>'I guess so-
>friend runs off with a massive grin before I could finish my sentence
>was going to say
>'Yeah I would, but I don't even know the chick you are talking about'
>tfw i dont know if they were fucking with their friend
>tfw i dont know if it's serious or not
>wat do
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>>678787643
Nothing just thought you be tired after tanking all day.

>>678787450
You know the truth.
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>>678787754
Just roll with it
>>678787902
I speak the truth.
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>>678787643
>>678787530
As long as at the end of the day I'll be ready to bomb some haijis I'm all for it.
>>678787754
Ask your friend. Worst than can happen is they were fucking around. If you end up liking the girl good for you if not whatever. not like I know what I'm talking about anyways

>Shinoa anon
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>>678787184
Nothing much really just getting ready for this weekend for a DS3 run with my friend
>>678787574
claim the one you want
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>>678787095
Whatsup!
>>678787202
Same but for the next week of school, although Im sure its not as hard as your work haha, but hope you have a comfy rest of the night!
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>>678787754
Can't help you.. Sorry comrade. Probably the others can.
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>>678787754
Just wait it out.

If the one you know talks to you, dont bring it up, wait for her to.

If it isnt brought up, you've been played, give her an earful the following time you meet up.

If you get a number, say the last digit wrong. If you get corrected, you're legit. If not, read above for being played.

Seperated so theres no text wall.

>>678788032
I say wait a day. Let them try to bring it up, then ask them. But be like 'Hey, what was yesterday about?' Making it the focus is bad.
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>>678787696
In both anime and manga her cross breaks and she is in vampire form so she could still kick your waifus ass
Even as outer moka she could
>>678788032
If the us ends up in real war i cant wait to re-enlist and kill some sand niggers
Hell i would go to boot camp for a 4 year contract just to fight in a war
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>>678788024
The truth is between them thighs
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>>678788041
>DS3 run with my friend
Two things I don't have.
I still haven't even finished 2.
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>>678788097
Thanks comrade. I'll be around lurking for like an hour. Then I'll post again.
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>>678787902
Oh okay. I read that situation incorrectly. My apologies for being accusatory. Honestly I am really tired...
>apology hugs

>>678788032
Hooah to that brother.

>>678788300
>4 year contract
kek try 8. I still got 5 1/2 years left
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>>678787754
I think you should ask friend 1 if she was being serious or not, either she says yeah or you got yourself a potential gf am I right?
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>>678787574
i think we already have mamimi but not in this thread
do as you wish
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>>678788420
>people actually, genuinely like the shittiest raifu
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>>678787754
Truth, listen to this goyem
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>>678788459
You seem pretty chill and my friend is the one who bought it so I don't have it either. And you for real my little brother is 13 and he beat DS2
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>>678788300
I would really hope the US would declare war on Turkey soon. Doubt they would but hey it would be great for me.
>>678788627
You have an 8 year contract? Hot damn that kind of patriotism is respectable.
>>678788459
How far in did you get into 2?
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>>678789155
We're all waiting for that war
Either that or Korean War II: Pyongyang Boogaloo
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>>678789155
Thanks Shinoa. Plus I already started looking at re-enlistment papers, changing MOS to Apache pilot.
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>>678788627
I kind of worded that wrong so no need to say sorry.
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>>678789073
Yeah...
I'll put it down to not being well at the time.
underweight and hallucinating from dehydration.
Depression is a hell of a drug.
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>>678788627
Yeah buts 5 1/2 years of driving around in a tank
Your basically just like girls und panzer but you dont have to do shit
>>678789155
I would re-enlist as a pact seaman (undesignated little bitch boy) just to have the chance to be in a war
God damn im fucked up
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>>678789542
Its okay Miho, me being tired probably didnt help either. Its not your fault.
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>>678789155
Short of the first bell. >>678789706
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>>678789345
>Korean War II: Pyongyang Boogaloo
Kekked hard at that one. Glad I'm not the only one though then again /pol/ exists.
>>678789402
>Re-enlistment
I can only get so erect.
>>678789744
Tbh we're pretty much due for a world war or a US war soon. Hoping during my time as an airman will let me see it.
>>678789874
>Not finishing 1
I bet you don't praise the sun either
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>>678789744
>dont have to do shit
... Im not too sure about that mate. I am getting deployed within the next year... Most likely to a combat zone. I ain't no damn POG (person in a non-combat job)
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>>678789706
that sucks man if it means anything hope you feel better
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>>678789706
Didn't read it but shit mang hope things get better. They always do.
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>>678790095
Lucky bastard
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>>678790095
"pats head"
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>>678786502
mother of fuck i'm too late
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>>678790095
You're a POG if you're not infantry, though.
>>678790607
Sorry to hear that anon.
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Vixen claim'd
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>>678790066
I've probably spent more time with Solaire in game than you have seen of praise the sun memes.
>>678790312
>>678790492
I'm getting there. stared uni this year.
Still really unfit. I'm out of breath by the time I reach the classroom. but that's to be expected after 5ish years in bed.

Probably why I cave clung on to desu.
Somebody that i used to know.
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New computer dont have any pictures of aigis or sheena yet
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>>678790506
Sorry if I kinda came across as a dick there... I guess I'm irritable when I'm this tired... My bad

>>678790509
Thanks Miho

>>678790699
No no no no. The only non POGs in the army are Infantry, Tankers, Cav Scouts, Combat Engineers, and Combat Medic. All of our jobs are technically Infantry. We just have secondary jobs as well
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>>678790945
Id say Jinx is a decent sub until you fill up then.
>>678790844
Well, that sucks. When I get depressed and my depression sits in I just seem to get moody and unsocial. More so than usual, anyway.

Still here, just at a social night.
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>>678790844
I dont know how anyone could spend 5 years in bed. I need to pace to think
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>>678791559
forgot pic
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>>678788024
Thats what I planned to do, heh.

>>678788032
>Worst than can happen is they were fucking around
This, I never really felt any feelings toward any of them, so I wouldn't be sad if they were just fucking around.

>>678788287
Holy shit
Cheers dude, sounds like a good plan.
>I like the number idea
>sounds like a good one
Thanks a bunch dude.

>>678788104
Ah, nah it's fine, its great to have you here though!
How has your day been?
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>>678790844
I've probably seen more solaire memes than you've said desu. On a serious note, why did you stay in bed for 5 years? Were you really ill?
>>678791446
For whatever reason I haven't had a feeling of depression in a long time. Guess it got replaced with anger and salt.
>>678791658
Like I said man worst thing. Nothing bad can really happen if you do what Rory said. You'll live don't worry about it.
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>>678791658
No probs. Friends of mine have been down that road before.
>>678791861
I had that anger last week. Fuckers kept the kitchen a shitfight for when I was in there.
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Well ive stayed up way later than I planned... Im gonna try for some sleep. See you all later!
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>>678792292
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
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>>678791446
>>678791559
>>678791624
>>678791861
I think my parent's just understood why I gave up.
That or I was such a hikikomori that they forgot I was even in the house.
I can't really be sure.
I know I rarely left my room.

Guess what mattered was that I tried and tried and tried, before giving up.

Just shitty friends, and bad employers.
And something else to top it all off.
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>>678792292
Good night
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>>678792292
See you soon Anon
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>>678792292
Sleep tight
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>>678792086
That sounds rage inducing like who the fuck fights in a kitchen. People just want their damn food and not 2 retards fucking up the place.
>>678792292
Have a cozy restful sleep bro.
>>678792373
At the very least you are back up again. That's the first step to having a better future.
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>>678792086
Damn, the only time I've ever seen the preps fight was silent because every cook/prep was deaf so they just furiously signed at each other haha
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>>678792558
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>>678792373
I honestly don't know what to say so yeah
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its just one of those days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLv3vzJ8Fw8&nohtml5=False
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boat claimed
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>>678793112
jk i have no fucking idea what this is
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>>678792935
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clmd
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>>678792373
You should really talk with your parents. Sometimes they are the only ones who will stand with you, no matter your fuck ups. My brother put it best: I dont care what I have to do. I dont care what the cost is. You are family, and Ill be damned if the smartest of us gets left behind.
>>678792558
Oh, they didnt fight. It was all passive aggressive shit like not taking the time to make sure the kitchen would pass a health inspection before leaving of an afternoon, and barely spending enough time to do any work.
>>678792919
Nah. Everyone preps, everyone cooks. Everyone had to pull their weight, and I was tired of pulling 3 peoples. I can barely pull my own. I left because no one gave a shit but me.
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>>678793285
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jk about jk i really am a boat
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Pyramidion claimed :P
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What's going on in this thread. Not enogh boats imo
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Gonna try to finish the Old Iron King DLC. Salt stream?
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But these people might not "identify" as girls.

>
They have breasts
but they can be male!

>They have a feminine voice
but they can be male!

>They have a vagina
but they can be male!

So they can't be waifus! Can they???
Fucking tumblrinas...
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>>678793386
Ah I see, damn that sounds frustrating as fuck, do you have to work with the same people everytime?
>>678793503
>>678793655
Two boooaats
>>678793733
Id watch it
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>>678793794
If they are male then they are husbandos
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>>678793794
You sound an awful lot like one of genderbending tumblrites sir anon...
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>>678793556

goldfish claimed
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>>678793872
s-senpai
noticed....
me
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>>678792558
Thanks
>>678793023
Understood completely.
>>678793386
Thank's I'm getting there.
>smartest of us gets left behind
Ignorance is bliss.
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>>678793023
You picked the perfect waifu then
ya creepy bastard
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doot doot we wuz boats n shiiiett
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>>678785232
>>678787754
God I hate you for posting Kirino in these threads.
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Alright starting the stream. Twitch name is /Skeebowski
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>>678794080
Forgot pic, have ascii I missed my legit chance.

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>>678794053
Of course I did :) whatsup with you guys, if there is more then one boat, I cant really tell at this point haha
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>>678794202
And i was just thinking about streaming MGS V
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>>678793872
I did. Not anymore.
>>678794080
Make sure you do, man.
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>>678794408
Really want to try and fight Sir Alonne before Dark Souls 3. If I can do it I'll pop into yours.
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>>678794335
I have a few of those.
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The other one is a cock
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>>678794127
Not sure if good or bad
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>>678794733
k mine is Dudeman34391
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>>678794773
Did you just call samus a cock?
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Well, no ones showing. Oh well. Means I get to eat.
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>>678794931
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>>678795034
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>>678794552
Thats good, there's some people at my work that I can count on to be annoying/lazy as fuck everytime. At least now you get some free munchies :3
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Back.
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>>678795483
I did before. Only now I feel actually guilty for taking shit home.
>>678795266
>lewd
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>>678795600
You heard me, motherfucker
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>>678795878
maybe i want to hear it again
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Is she taken?
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>>678795839
Welcome back comrade!
>>678795848
I feel that way too when they allow us to take from the leftovers before they're counted as spoils, not so much guilty for taking it but more like im a fuckin slob haha
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>>678785063
claiming
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>>678796159
"Dont talk to me or my son ever again"
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>>678796434
Thanks comrade.
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>>678796434
If its gonna get thrown, I dont care. Need to put on weight anyway. I do feel bad for the owner of the old place though. Good guy, and hes gonna be shortstaffed to hell on the busiest day of the year.
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>>678796723
Hows it goin? enjoy the lurkage?
>>678796869
Ah I see, whats the busiest day?
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>>678797191
Yeah, normally I don't lurk. It has gotten slow, hasn't it.
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>>678797191
ANZAC day. We have a flood of people from the dawn service, then a breakfast rush, then a lunch rush. Last year I spent 12 hours getting raped by dockets.
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>>678797487
Woops
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>>678797403
Its gotten really slow, im not even sure who all is here anymore besides you, me, and rory haha
>>678797487
Damn that sounds intense, what are dockets and why did they rape you? heh
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>>678797781
Im still here somewere

Also someone bake the next one
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>>678797991
is anyone on it?
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>>678797991
>>678797781
>>678797545
Glad you're here!

>Sanae-anon
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I guess ill make it then
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>>678798631
>>678798631
>>678798631
Done
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