What do you think.. Should it be over?
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What do you think.. Should it be over?
>>678774602
pull the trigger faggot
>>678774602
Why should it be over?
>>678774602
timestamp
If you still want to do it in a week, then consider again. Everyone is different, but for me, every time I do it I don't get to it. And every time I am thinking I'll seriously still want to
dubs says no
Don't.
>>678774602
We have no idea if you should kill yourself or not asshole
>>678774821
damn that sentence is shit to read, but I think it works lol
Do it. Kill yourself then post pics afterwards
>>678774602
Statistically, it's going to be your best shot at ever using that shit shooter for anything productive.
>>678774602
I mean.... go enjoy the greatest things in life... like prostitutes, eating all kinds of junk food and things like that, there is also this game called WoW you can get addicted to
>>678774602
At least out with a bang,
Go storm area 51 then kya or something like that
If u want to go big, live stream running into 1660 Pennsylvania avenue or an NSA data center
RIP anon, please live stream something tho
>>678774914
damn son
>>678774860
DAMN SON
>>678774718
yes sur
livestream it faggot
>>678774821
just do it you don't want to wind up like this asshole do you?
>>678774829
>>678774842
Fucking faggots
>>>/r/eddit
I like suggar and I like tea, but I dont like niggers nosiree. Pull the trigga, nigga.
>>678774602
NO SENPAI! (YES)
>>678775099
DUBS COMFIRM
>>678775164
Actually that guy has a gun and I don't so I dunno
Please don't, do you want to talk about what's wrong?
>>678775278
Give contex, why do you want to die?
End your pathetic existence.
>>678775278
tinychat killing yourself
>>678774906
rolling
check em
>>678775555
checked
>>678775498
Shut up don't white knight us on this shit
>>678775499
Anxiety, Been through some shit / seen some shit. Want to go out on my own terms... Dont want to be an old man
SETUP THE FUCKING USTREAM,
OR BLAB
OR TINYEYE
FUCKING MAKE FOURCHAN GREAT AGAIN
>>678775099
>>678775555
Do it OP
>>678774602
Props on the Shield bruhda, great gun.
>>678775716
Why don't u allahu Akbar ISIS?
>>678775716
Go downtown ;) b4 u end it
>>678775717
Lol newfag thinks that someone killing themselves will make 4chan great. It would only give us news exposure and that was are downfall.
>>678774602
don't add another gun death to the statistics faggot.
be a man and hang yourself.
>>678775278
Nice soft air gun faggot
>>678774602
I think you're gonna shoot off your chin.
>>678775772
Great carry weapon!
>>678775716
Shit reasons, just take meds and shut the fuck up.
>>678774602
Thanks for having good trigger discipline. You don't deserve to die for that.
Off yourself if you want too, our opinion shouldnt change your mind about it, just make sure your faggot friends posts the aftermath here
>>678775928
LOL CAUGHT ME
Fuck you faggot
>>678776025
This is a good guy!
>>678776221
Nice co2 blowback airsoft replica faggot
if you are gonna do it at least leave a funny note
maybe write out an elaborate note detailing how zach snyder made you kill yourself with his shitty movies
>>678776368
yes, far to few people trolls their way into death
Are you fucking serious there is going to be new Fooly Cooly episodes coming out soon and you're totally going to miss that shit if you are dead. I bet you haven't ever eaten a boysenberry pie either. Like damn you're going to miss out on some hot anime and haven't even had some delicious pie and you're reading to die?
>>678776515
OP took the bait twice, kill yourself rn
>>678774602
there are suicides happening all around me
i would say, dont do it.
too much death, too much sad.
777 says do it
>>678776610
adds depth to the thread. Now everyone knows
1. The weapon is chambered
2. .40 hollow-point rounds
but good try
invade Area51
when they catch you yell ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>678776515
just go to a burger king and order a big mac
when the burger bitch says they dont have big macs because it is burger king look her in the eye and say "You did this" then blow your brains out at the very least fuck somebodies head up on your way out
>>678776951
roll
>>678775278
what kind of ammo? this is the deciding factor
>>678776957
kek
>>678776957
Holy shit this. If you deliver I will attend your funeral.
>>678776515
can you buy me some rolling papers before you an hero OP?
>>678776951
quints get
well op you were at least successful enough to own a gun that is more than i ever did
>>678776951
>area51
>allahu akbar
edgelord
>>678776564
OP PLS READ THIS IT'S A SOUND ARGUMENT PLS DON'T HURT YOURSELF OR END IT. YOU HAVE VALUE MANG
Do it nigga, but first write a note that says:
4Channel is the best channel in the world and that is why i do this
>>678776957
Id say Ice Cream would be funnier. Go to a DQ and ask for two toppings and inquire if it costs extra. When she says yes, shrug dissapointedly then do it.
>>678776951
I would pay a lot to see this shit
>>678777236
i've got another one. We can add some options to the mix
>>678777265
OP fell for the triple bait, kill yourself
>>678775701
Hey faggot I just wanted to fucking know what was going on in OP's life for him to want to kill himself.
>>678776951
check'em
Not underneath the chin, dipshit. It'll have to go through your upper jaw and sinuses and skull and all that nasty shit. Do it between the temple and the ear, kthx
Do it and tell us what happen when you die
>>678774602
Why kill yourself OP? Go hunt down some terrorists and do the world some good.
I think you really need to go mouth and not under the chin, too much risk you'll fuck it up and end up alive and in pain with half a jaw and face or some kind of brain damaged veg. Get really good ammo as well, don't skimp on it.
Would also recommend some kind of larger caliber, and maybe a revolver if you got it, easier to bite and use with no slide movement jerking shit around
OP, I WANT TO KNOW IF THERE IS AN AFTERLIFE.
KILL YOURSELF AND YOU WILL BE OUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. AFTER YOU DIE I WANT YOU TO GIVE US A SIGN SOMEHOW AND PROVE IT. SO WE KNOW. THEN BE OUR FRIENDLY GHOST COMPANION>
TELL US ABOUT THE AFTERLIFE
>>678777419
gtfo nerd, fucking read em and weep
I predict faggotry in this realm
live stream or it didnt happen.
>>678777336
Working on my note
777777 get
>>678777573
You must really want attention
>>678777716
reroll
Either live stream
Or shut the fuck up and go to sleep
>>678777573
you dumb shit say the hacker known as four chan
damn you can't do anything right
>>678777573
Make a puzzle and confuse the shit out of the polecee
7 get
>>678777716
ill take those ty very much
>>678777760
fuck
>>678777777
>>678777776
off by one
>>678777776
>>678777776
fuuuuuuu
Hoe don't do it
>>678777885
more like
hes not going to do it guys, hes attention whoring cos he has daddys gun and nothing to do but 4chan. there would be a stream by now if he was srs. on the off chance your not joking op, dont do it.
>>678777573
oh snap! this could make 4chan the place it used to be.
>>678775555
Quads means you need to do it OP, it's a sign.
>>678778033
op kill this faggot first then do yourself please
>>678775555
quads always speak the truth.
Sorry OP, I was thinking you shouldn't do it but there you go.
>>678778091
indeed it does.. But you'll read about it in the news. I wont name 4chan of course. wtf who would do that?
>>678777573
Live stream suicide or it didn't happen
>>678777573
Stream it or it didn't happen.
>>678778329
you have to make sure it makes the news op
do you understand me? this is your chance for greatness
>>678778329
Why does OP wanna do it though
>>678777573
After that put some shit like, i can't live without him anymore, that guys was all for me, my sleeping neauty 'moot'...
I had to stop you OP.
>>678778527
No clue, I just got a new job too. Huge salary.
Just.. fuck it ya know?
>>678778527
probably because annoying fuckers like you are always asking dumb fucking questions you little kike how many lives have you taken with your reckless inquisitiveness
Rotated
>>678778724
You
Are
So
Fucking
Gay
>>678778724
The FBI doesnt work on stuff like this you fucking retard
>>678778724
>>678778745
oh then it's easy tomorrow go in to work and yell loudly that last night you fucked susan from accounting (substitute some actual woman and her postion) then kill yourself
>>678776221
Did you get the .40 or 9 I love my shield
Don't actually do it OP
>>678778527
He's an attention seeking faggot that was never going to do it.
>>678778724
Faggot
>>678778724
Honestly if anyone should an hero, it's this fucking nigga faggot.
>>678774602
Only if you're too feeble to make the world your bitch.
I held a gun to my temple back in 2004.
Pulled the trigger.
Click.
The cartridge dimpled but the charge did not fire.
Since then, I've lost more than a handful of friends and ruined my life 3 times.
I still think about that bullet and sometimes that maybe I was such a failure I couldn't even shoot myself in the head right.
...that passes and then I keep on living and trying to make the shithole I grew up in a better place for the future.
Depression is just a feedback loop.
Nut the fuck up and make life your bitch.
Thats just my older brother David
>>678779396
Are you sure you're not actually dead and your afterlife is right now. Living on in a new realm as if death didn't happen. You're tripping through the universe bro.
>>678779396
thanks anon...
>>678779396
>can't even kill himself right
>had one job
>>678779396
this didn't happen and this guy is 24 and kissless the only friends he lost were online friends
>>678779618
>screenshot
Some deep shit.
>>678774602
Lmao kill yourself for buying a m&p and not a glock brand glock u faggot.
>>678779747
do you use the hair tie for your pony tail?
>>678779861
no it's my wifes daughters
>>678779939
is she hot
>>678774602
Do it, but not with that fuckin pea shooter. You'll prob fuck it up and die a slow, agonizing death.
Go for the suicide bag.
>>678777777
>>678779618
Actually, yes I've had existential crises more than a couple of times only to realize that even if I'm actually dead and just reliving everything, or even if the universe is actually just a simulation it doesn't make the reality that I or anyone else on this earth is experiencing any less true.
>>678779645
You're welcome.
>>678779676
Yep, and I'm glad I fucked it up, too. Best part is it wasn't even bullshit ammo, it was Federal Arms, and only a few months old. That's like a 1 in 200,000 chance of happening.
I've looked it up.
>>678779692
30 and some of the best friends I've had in my life I did indeed meet online.
I even met my fiancee on 4chan almost 6 years ago on /rwhinethousand/
>>678779747
Anon is right, I bought a Glock 22 and it's the best purchase I've made
>>678779861
Back then when I had long ass hair, now I use them for jelqing.
>>678779982
she is ok for a mullato girl but she only dates black guys
>>678775555
quads can confirm
>>678780187
pics?
>>678780281
this
>>678780038
damn op here i guess life isn't that bad i could be this faggot
I'm not doing it guys
>>678780368
good for you!
op do it
>>678780368
we all knew you wouldnt do it faget
>>678780368
You were never going to kill yourself anyway.
People actually planning on killing themselves don't seek attention for it online.
A genuine cry for help is typically far more innocuous.
>>678780038
Same with the existential troubles honestly, i really dont understand this experience, fuck the source/praise the sun, but anyway just remember this.
Inb4 what's that; oldboy, the real one.
>>678780368
time stamp if you're op faggot, Same writing, Same gun.
>>678780556
your mom is innocuous
>>678780368
You should still do it faggot for buying a m&p and to add insult to injury u baught the one with loaded round indicator. There's only one way u can recover from this and it's in your fucking hands.
Nice pussy gun, kill yourself faggot.
>>678780692
op isn't here he is off listening to my chemical romance and crying
Kill your neighbors then urself
>>678780187
pics please
>>678780868
some states require it faggot
>>678780675
I'm the guy you quoted...
I like showing new friends Oldboy and seeing how they react.
I remember seeing it about 8 months after it first came out. It was a fansub and it blew me away.
>>678780868
do you queers wear the stickers and the bags now damn you kids are fucking stupid
Don't kill yourself but if you decide to do it then live stream it
>>678780868
airsoft confirmed
>>678774602
Live stream it pussy
>>678774602
If it's a 9mm, you should
If it's a .40 S&W, give it a month or so to think about it
Wait no dont do it
At least go outsidecfirat so the guy cleaning it has an easier time
>>678778949
those teeth... fucking blobs
>>678781300
its a 40
>>678781037
>living in a commie state and not killing yourself in hoping your reincarnated in a freedom state.
It's like you gave up on life
just dont forget to shoot me first!
>>678781172
>>678774602
You look hot. Can I fuck you before?
>>678781365
Good choice
I can't shoot compacts for shit though
>>678781533
I can hit an apple 15 feet away. Any further and the spread is horrible
>>678781406
Hey, i have one of those
Sorta
>>678781423
This
Get a large loan from the bank see the world fuck 3rd world bitches then if you still want to kill yourself do it
>>678777448
there's a lot of liveleak videos of "underneath the chin shoot" suicide attempts
>>678781124
Are you a big Korean film fan? Btw if you haven't seen I Saw The Devi or the rest of the vengeance trilogy, check them out asap.
>>678781514
Sure I guess. Where are you and who are you?
>>678775061
This!
>>678776951
>area 51
>51
>nobody notices area 51 anon is a 51 get
>>678777499
smith and wesson .357 , ticket for afterlife
>>678781758
I'm a Mexican male. 28
>>678781171
Born in 93 and no faggot bag is to keep off debris and lint. And stickers where always worn cuz I'm bout it bout it.
>>678781274
I'm >>678781406
Mr.no guns
>>678781758
>>678781985
dumb ass, why do you think I didn't respond.
>>678781750
I have. Funny enough, I saw Sympathy first, not knowing that Oldboy was the first "sequel."
Worked out well, if I must say so myself.
I Saw The Devil was also pretty good.
>>678781985
Oh yuck, I'd rather kill myself
>>678782006
bout bout it with federal rounds? were those the only ones you could afford?
>>678782075
aren't these all chinese movies with chinamen actors? How can you get into that?
>>678781985
BUILD THE WALL
Also, Bone cancer...
>>678781406
Or you could just, you know... move.
Just do it :D
>>678782192
The same way that I'm fantastically gay in every outward way but still am only sexually attracted to women.
>>678782006
>cuz I'm bout it bout it
holy fuck you sound like such a faggot
>>678782144
Lol, 1000 federal rounds will keep anon alive a hell of a lot longer than 100 of your "premium" buffalo bore or whatever
>>678782075
Any korean movies you recommend? I've seen a fuck load so this question might be useless.
>>678782192
Korean, koreanmans. They are art just like any other form of art.
>>678782363
Lel, i can understand somewhat how this is
Everyone i know thinks I'm gay and I'm only attracted to androgynous women
>>678774602
Tell us about yourself so we can decide faggot
>>678782144
You mean the only ones I'll ever need.
If they made hst in .357 mag I would get those instead of critical defense.
>>678782363
I don't see the correlation between your faggot tree and chinese cinema
>>678782623
>Korean, koreanmans.
Same goddamn thing
>They are art just like any other form of art.
No, they are completely unrelateable if you're not chinese yourself. No immersion
>>678776957
This! Rolling
>>678782658
This was my first thought tbh
>>678782537
I'm not white.
>>678782743
Kek
>>678775716
everyone has been through some shit. get help. You're just sick
>>678774602
Nah, it should be under.
Nah bud. You own a gun and have a penis. You're better off than like, 85% of the world. Don't waste it.
>>678782950
You've invalidated yourself, I'm not bothering with you past this.
>>678782743
That would actually be a pretty cool tree to own.
>>678783038
Thanks I'll check those out.
>>678774602
Do it faggot
>>678774602
dat trigger discipline
>>678783283
You're implying 70% of the worlds male population doesn't have a gun?
>>678783764
So where's your gun?
>>678777336
Hello /g/
>>678783808
dammmnn
Is it time yet?
>>678783808
In the closet, in its case, behind the hanging clothes.
He's not gunna do it
>>678784056
>>678779396
try again nigger faggot
>>678783764
That percentage seems... High.
>>678784514
Tell that to >>678783283
>>678774602 (OP)
If you do it then I'll give you $500k. (;
404 imminent
Before you do that. Try this. You don't even have to put the gun down. Go to you stove, turn it to the highest setting, let it warm up to maximum heat, and press your hand to it. Don't move it. If you can keep it there for 30 seconds, then go for it. If that's not something you particularly enjoy, I would suggest you don't.
>>678785601
>>678785601
and nothing of value was lost
9mm at under the chin angle. Odd are you won't die and just end up retarded or a vegetable. Use either a .45 with hollows, a .357 in the eyehole, or if you've got a shotty, go all Kurt Kobain with it
>>678785837
good advice
>>678786106
it is a .40 dumb ass.. read the thread before being a newfag
>>678786216
The movies where it's like a puzzle and don't come together until the end, or even after the end, or after multiple viewings, are sometimes good kinds of movies.
op can I have your gone once your dead
>>678786190
That doesn't contradict anything he said you fuckin dumbass. Wtf is your point?
>>678784514
Yes, that percentage of this planet's men have allowed their countries to rob them off their firearms
