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Cringe Thread
>>678765047
>AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!
my sides
>>678766153
Awful shoop. Not even beliebable
>>678765606
>okcupid
Ultrakek
I was friends with the guy in the fedora when I was a kid. He acts like Lelouch from code geass and L from deathnote combined.
Crazy Albuquerque woman Jennifer Otte harassing a manager at Blake's Lotaburger, calling her a Mexican cartel gangstalker.
https://youtu.be/BtVI3TAdDb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pzs2Hqw62g
>mark Mark MARK!
https://soundcloud.com/zmcd/mark-mark-mark
>>678767732
the topest of keks
>>678767347
kek we raid this vid
>>678767757
>>678765047
Why is this cringe? Because lovely? Whatever.
>>678767732
germanfag here
are there really a lot of people like that in the USA?
i always see this SJW,feminism and furry stuff , but can´t believe people are actually that retarded
>>678765277
Not cringe
>>678767018
Holy shit
>>678768469
Did you miss the part about "AWOOGA"?
>>678768756
https://youtu.be/4bODNmNpdH0
>>678768846
>>678766363
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrYRXCCxyiU
>>678768756
She looks like she's contemplating life
>>678765277
I'm orange sad she isn't sucking my dick right now instead of making shitty puns that have been over used for decades.
>>678769770
Kek
>>678766153
>>678767757
Is it weird how this mentally and physically hurt me
OC incoming
>4 years ago
>FInds out my gf has been cheating on me
>Confront her
>Puts everything on me, says its my fault because i havent been paying attention to her and that she wanted everything to work out but i fucked it up and shit like that
>She dumps me
>Think about what she says
>Meanwhile, she posts on facebook that we broke up, says I cheated on her and how she still loved me even after everything i did to her
>Everyone tries to comfort her, including my friends, saying how much of a loser i am and that she deserves better and shit
>Guy who she has been cheating on me with just posts "hahaha"
>Fast forward 3 months, thanks to her i have no friends, depression is killing me
>Girl who caused everything contacts me, says "we have done a lot of mean thing to each other but we were great as a couple"
>Asks to date again, i accept
>She doesnt want to be seen with me, so whenever one of her/my "friends" finds us i have to hide somewhere
>Being like this by 2 months til i get the guts to leave her for good
So yeah, pretty much the 2nd most beta moment of my life.
>>678766153
Came out extra crispy
>>678770597
This one hurt
So 3dgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yao8LkyZXko
>>678770550
Been there... mostly for the first part at least...
When she came back at first i said yes, but it didn't took me long to discover i was being an idiot
>>678770550
2nd?
>>678770550
1st most beta moment
>birth
>>678765047
The only cringe in that post, OP, is that you think it's cringey for you to be silly with girls.
Your unexposed virgin mind is so warped that you think he probably got laughed at and turned down by them, but actually that's the opposite. You see, just because you get turned down every time doesn't mean we all do.
>>678765047
I feel like I'm gonna show up on one of these someday and I'm just out here trying to be a fucking regular American.
>>678770550
Jesus fuck dude.
Why did you accept in the first place
>>678770639
>>678769390
This kid I went to middle school with did that to himself. His mom beat the shit out of him for it.
>he smokes meth now
>things will only get worse
>>678770639
>hanged his profile pic
>hanged myself
>>678770597
>>678770754
>>678766682
Haven't seen that one yet, kek.
>>678767757
Some of these kids have a legitimate mental disability not just social retards. The others are care givers of sorts
>>678765740
god damn i lost
>>678766682
>COLD AS ICE
kek
>>678771737
It's been years but I still can't believe that's real
>>678767757
>this is what homeschooling does to kids
>>678771823
I cringed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huw3SBc87VY&nohtml5=False
Obligatory (though likely done by a /b/ tard)
>>678768641
What the actual fuck?
I just started drinking vodka, almost 7 in the morning, alone.
/thread
>>678767757
Id fuck the retard right out of those girls.
>>678772366
thats not cringe anon
is sad just sad, this is why 4chan is not full of cringe people like tumblr or reddit
4chan is full of sad people
>>678768846
Pronax is that you my friend?
>>678766588
>Being able to recognize online dating websites based on text layout.
Who's actually cringy here?
>>678768402
>do you want to chill?
>She sends alarm clock emoji, exclaiming hiw late it is and that he shouldnt meessage her
>???
>does that mean wht time?
Holy fucking shit dude
>>678767018
Guy who made this forgot to blur out Charlotte Hinkley and Chris Bird, which makes the entire effort pointless
Yall seem ready for cringe
>>678772850
is says okcupid on the bottom right dipshit
>>678771205
Being with a crazy bitch + have 0 confidence is dangerous.
Even before the whole thing went to shit it was horrible, she treated me like shit infront of her friends and i was pretty much her slave instead of her bf (afaik, she only was with me because i was a "good guy" which made her look "good")
Luckily, im pretty much over it and right now im in a completely healthy (yet kinky) relationship.
For the guys asking about the 1st, it was even before i met the other crazy bitch, to sum it up, i was with the classic ghetto girl who has slept at least once with every single one of her friends, it didnt stop even while i was with her.
I remember one specific time when one of her "friends" showed up while i was there, i knew what was going to happen and i almost begged her not to, the only thing she replied was "i will try" and pretty much kicked me out of her house.
I consider it the most beta moment of my life since that girl was also the one who i lost my virginity to.
>>678772850
It says okcupid in the bottom right corner you dumbass, found the cringe, its you.
>>678772850
It says it on the picture dumbass
>>678768402
god damn
>>678773044
Lol wat
>>678765606
I know this person
>>678772934
I cringed and laughed. Thanks
>>678768112
>>678772540
Fair enough, i'll accept that.
>>678765606
Nigga is moot in disguise
>>678771823
That pic can't be legit.
>>678772934
I like how much effort someone put in this
xhamster
/movies/5206925/bbc_cuckold.html
>all of my cringe
>>678773044
That went from 0 to 100 really quick
>>678773918
you think you fuckhead?
>>678770754
>Uneeka Brown
mfw
>>678767757
You can tell it's like a church group or youth group or something. I'd love to hang with them and get all that tight pussy
http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik
I bet you fucking won't, pussy.
>>678767241
I used to hang out with this guy earlier in college.
100% spot on m8.
>>678771150
Being silly with girls is cool.
This level of weird ass kissing is not.
>>678771823
I cringed
>>678773482
this isn't cringe, alpha af.
>>678773482
>tornado tongue
>>>>>>>>>shark-nado tongue
YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF THE CONSEQUENCES, JIM
>>678769334
>>678767241
Top kek
>>678773044
waaa
>>678774199
What the fuck
>>678774166
This is what I figured too. Too much sheltering. They'll probably grow out of it. Guy I know was super religious and brainwashed til he moved out. Now we have him smoking weed and getting trashed.
>>678774638
>babbling decent into madness
fucking kek
>>678766153
that shit has to be photoshopped black babies do not look like that
>>678771150
That is cringe as fuck, dude. That's the equivalent of a girl pretending to be "anime shy" to a guy she likes.
Just pure fucking cringe.
>>678769863
So anal only then?
>>678773044
>sticks fingers into sticky hole
Jesus Christ
>>678770550
Holy shit how does this even happen jesus christ what the fuck
>>678768480
No not really. Thats how it is here. Anything that breaks morals, values or common sense gets blows up and trends like a shitstorm. Most people mind their own business, at least in the area where I'm from. I can honestly say I have never personally met a feminazi, sjw, brony etc.
>>678774736
You fucking prick. He was on the path to rightchetnous and you took it from him . You're going to hell
>>678771150
the comment in the original post is so cringe....no one should ever talk/act like that -- and you defending it proves how lame you are
>>678775510
Same here. But there was a girl at school who would wear a sonic head piece, but she was retarded.
>>678773734
Fuck you for posting this.
>>678771150
Being silly is one thing but this is over the top and not in a good way. He could have just posted a pic of The Mask without saying all that stupid shit
>>678774638
>two goof ball assholes (Rated R for reddit)
>>678770955
It took me at least 10-20 seconds to determine if he had down syndrome or not. Also he does that whisper screaming a lot of retards do thinking it sounds good when its just a cheap imitation. People that actually scream are loud as fucking shit. I know because I was in a band like Between the Buried and Me and we recorded a 4 song demo. Me and the other guitarist sat in the recording room when our vocalist was recording and we had no fucking clue it was so loud since we only heard him coming through speakers at shows or practice before that. I could feel the wall I was sitting against vibrating.
>>678774638
2 goofball assholes is probably the funniest name to any video ever
http://www.xtube.com
/video-watch/
Clyde-the-Creep-Squirt-and-Smear-16502042
>>678768300
lets do it
>>678775561
>rightchetnous
>>678768846
Why would I take Dark Souls advice from anyone not named the_happy_hobbit?
>>678775802
hi my name is trey i have a basketball game tomorrow im point guard
>>678769694
>>678775848
Fuck no, we already posted like 2 links to them.
>>678771823
Any retard who makes this sort of claim ought to have false rape claims put against them and thrown in prison for life. Lets see if they still feel it's justice then.
>>678775510
>>678775708
good to hear, always wanted to visit the USA but after all this shit with feminism sjw etc. i feared i might end up in jail for calling someone by the wrong gender
>>678770754
>>678771582
yeah you have to give them real coins and treat them like shit until sex falls out.
>>678772934
You were a lust penis
>>678770754
Fake and gay. Why would she need fucking tampons if she had a granddaughter that age?
>>678770550
>>678767732
god damnit mark
>>678768480
Can confirm both sides do exist, not incredibly common to see though.
>>678775848
Why am I doing this
>>678771737
so yesterday was the anniversary
>>678776204
Nah, you'll be fine. The only thing I can say regarding the SJW and feminazis and whatnot is... No where close to the majority.
>>678776306
which state would be nice to visit for someone who wants to catch the charm of the real america?
>>678770550
Jesus fuck you poor fool
>>678776204
Never have met an sjw. Always wanted to see some of Europe, how many sand niggers?
>>678768402
I figured she was enjoying the attention
>>678776058
Nice.
>>678766153
Is that Ryan Bader?
>>678772934
God fucking dammit
>>678771737
What the actual fuck. I hate niggers like this. Not only do they just make our nation collectively more dumb, they also make their own race look like complete unintelligent apes. I'm really not racist, but there is a fine line between a nigger and a black person. Black people are fine, niggers are not. This person is a nigger and shouldn't exist.
>>678771737
is there a video to this?
>>678769694
True or not, but that title "but what about a woman's right to choose the father?"...
>>678776559
Depends on what your into, USA is pretty diverse in terms of culture. That being said, the state that allows the least amount of bullshit? Texas
some OC from me
>at house party at friends big ass house
>girl ive been flirting with walks up
>"So where are you sleeping tonight?"
>"Probably at home"
>confused look on her face
>she walks away
>i nearly crash my car on the way home when i realize
>>678776591
stay away from the capitals, and certain districts.
but mostt clubs won´t let them in (for obvious reasons), they only try something if their group is bigger than yours andif you´re not in the shitty arts of the city u won´t have much problems with them
>>678777048
I dont get it
>>678767757
somebody got this with sound?
>>678776559
I'm biased and i'd say Texas because I live here. But Big Bend in west Texas is fucking gorgeous. Also we got party cities.
>>678771737
thought she was taking a piss on it at first
>>678777142
Sounds like niggers here. No probs then.
>>678768846
Does he give good girl advice?
>>678777001
Houston area here my bro
>>678765606
cringe?
100% authentic alpha material right there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzaSDNXVHE&feature=youtu.be
650+ videos... good luck /b/. i know one of you faggots will watch them all.
>>678777048
That's actually not a complete bad thing. If you were swift in your reply to her, she will take not as "what a beta faggot" but more as "he must not care". Which will make her want you more.
>>678777215
texas was definitely on my list anyway, i´m really into bbq !
and i heard that texas is like the mekka of bbq!
>>678777215
Texas native here too. Too add to that, people in Texas are generally more respectful, like seriously
>>678777294
and u definitely don´t have to fear them if it´s about girls, no girl(that anyone would atleat look at) likes them
>>678777526
Killin was a dude who came in 2nd place to be presidential chef, now he's got restaurants around here in my town and it's fucking excellent. Also, Mexican food.
>>678772206
That's the point of the thread, isn't it nigger?
>>678771582
well she's right. They are whores who give you babies for resources. It's only the modern woman who can only offer you sex for kindness (resources+attention) because she doesn't want to have kids.
>>678777607
Wouldn't know honestly, never been up north at all.
>>678772911
It's 11:05 am, almost midday.
>>678767018
Does this faggot really think anyone is believing him
>>678777731
i love bbq, mexican food is also really nice, is it thereal deal with hot ass peppers and lot´s of chicken?
>>678774199
What am I doing with my life anon?
>>678777911
Up north?
>>678777526
Yes it is. FYI, if you ever want to try legit Mexican food, find a beat down service station or a small taco stand in the middle of a parking lot. Everything else is pretty much "Tex-mex". And no, it's not illegal to pick bluebonnets, but you can get shot trespassing
>>678765047
>be 19
>broke up with gf from high school
>at friend's house who is a girl; she says she is going to introduce me to her roommate
>fuckyes.jpg
>meet her, 7/10 do want to bang
>kind of awkward with girls
>go to wal-mart and fuck around
>try to joke around while there, but nothing really sticks
>end up going back to friend's place
>start drinking and hanging out
>get closer to her roommate and things start looking promising
>everyone starts to relax for the night
>"why don't you sleep in my room with me, anon?"
>awww fuck yes
>have to take a shit
>say that I need to use the bathroom first
>end up having horrible smelling diarrhea and explosive shits
>think to myself, God please do not let this bitch come in here
>wipe my ass and open the door
>she's standing literally right there
>goes inside stank cave
>I wait for her on her bed
>she comes back and gives me a disgusted look
>try to make a move
>shut down hard
And that's how my shit cock blocked me. Moral of the story here Anons is that you do not shit when you are going to get laid, even if you feel like you might explode.
>>678767732
"Take a hike"
Wow seems to be a bunch of fags from Texas here. Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and none of you seem particularly bovine to me, lol.
Enjoy your Mexican border, eses.
>>678778052
Not hot unless you want it that way. Yeah lots of chicken based stuff, but I prefer beef stuff with Mexican food myself.
>>678765047
>Sound effect of, "AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!"
Is that a reference to The Mask movie?
>>678778107
Never been anywhere up north to know the difference in the way people act I mean.
>>678778279
>lol
Fuck off newfag.
>>678768641
>Food allowance
Holy shit my sides have transcended reality
>>678767732
ewww the little noises that he makes. i would gladly kill that fucking loser
>>678774952
yeah, bealive you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w43y7KhN8J8&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop
>>678773734
>I'm not ok. I need to lash out at someone or something
>>678778140
thanks for the tip, will definitely try them!
any other nice locations for god tier food?
>>678767732
What did the sign even say
>>678778279
Enjoy your states crumbling economy. :)
>>678777345
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoV0M9rFHo4
>>678777427
Yeah for some reason the less you seem to care about fucking a girl, the more she wants to fuck you.
>>678778558
Louisiana Cajun. Then you will know what living is
>>678768846>>678768102
>>678765606
>>678765047
this shit gets posted every cringe thread
>>678767732
holy fucking kek
>>678767732
based mark
>>678778231
Instantly remembered this nigger, when he used to be funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt9likIBIaA
>>678778670
Some girls only want what they really can't have.
>>678778729
tell me more
>>678773044
>pushes head down
Alpha as fuck
>>678767675
well, at least he's not too bad at photoshop
>>678765740
wow im autistic
but not that autistic
thats just full retard
>>678778729
My father was from southern Louisiana. You aren't joking.
>>678767732
My fucking sides!!!
>>678767757
i feel offended for some reason
>>678778878
Who is this
>>678779193
what´s so special about them?
also: where can i eat the best steaks?
>>678779024
Texas fag here, Louisiana has a shit ton of culture. Lots of nigs though, but everyone's always looking for a good time down there. Get you some good gumbo too.
>>678768402
at least half of the people in /b/ has done this once in their lives, just accept it
>>678776270
Because they're black, her grandma was probably only thirty years older than her.
>>678771737
ahahahah did they bury him in the back yard or some shit? What a nice burial ground lmao.
>>678768102
>le 'everything will be better once i move to japan, because anime' meme
>>678777048
I DIDNT GET WHO SAID WHAT...
>>678765740
thats awesome.
>hearty kekkels
>>678772366
Having another drink for you, friend.
>>678777424
what the fuck am I watching? Why do people feel the need to make videos like this? What do they think they are accomplishing?
>>678774199
oh god. i knew what was on the other side. and i did it anyways. thanks anon not sleeping tonight
>>678771150
is that how you pull all that pussy anon. you get "silly" with girls over facebook posts
>>678773482
>tornado tongue
Alpha.
>>678779487
jesus , that looks fantastic!
>>678768279
Jesus. That is fucking terrifying.
>>678779478
Best steak or BBQ in general, Texas. Louisiana is way more out there with their food though, it's awesome. Visit old town and the French quarter, New Orleans and such. I am not very good at explaining these things just look up Travel television or something to get a little clue. You'd have tons of fun, guaranteed.
>>678766682
there is absolutely no way this true, but its hilarious
>>678768968
Watch the fucking road shadow!
>>678773734
How incredibly unnerving.
>>678779487
are nigs really that bad ?
i honestly talked to 2 of them in my entire life.
both were whiter than 99% of the sand nigs
>>678768402
>that last message
Lost so hard
>>678779442
GoonOnFire (RIP).
>>678777215
That looks a lot like horse shoe bend out in Arizona. And here I thought that place was unique.
>>678779977
i´m getting really hungry now!
are germans popular or rather disliked?
>>678778171
fuk dude, thats sad
and allways bring condomes, once the girl didnt want to cus there were no conds
>>678780114
I wouldn't know, but I hear their better over there. They are pretty annoying, and there are more in Louisiana and it's one of the poorest states in the country actually. But like I said, everyone wants to have fun down there, and they even have drive by liquor shops. Just don't do obviously sketchy shit like walk down allies at night or something.
>>678780114
Yes. You talked to black people, not niggers
>>678780387
We like everyone, just be ready to be disappointed with our beer.
>>6787
I live in ARKANSAS, a bordering state, and we like Germans here. I took three years of German in high school, come hang.
>>678780387
No, we love foreigners, especially in the part of Texas i'm from. I get a little overly excited when i'm showing people things they've never seen before. My dads best friend is a german actually, and one of my crazy as fuck friends is Russian, too. Gearheart and Vlad.
>>678780670
if the food makes it up i don´t really care!
>>678772213
KEK.
>>678768279
kek
>>678767732
Banshee detected
>>678768968
>you're welcome, thank you
>thank you
>you're welcome
dear god
>>678780810
nice!
>>678771823
After some research on the guy accused, he received $2mil to which his wife sued him for. The court ruled in her favor and granted some a portion of the money
>"Petitioner is entitled to receive from the respondent $114,459.50 for her 50% community property interest."
But in an appeal, the court over turned and gave her nothing. Stating
> "But nowhere in the [Tim Cole act in 2009] does the Legislature provide compensation for the spouse of an exoneree,"
Bitch got nothing, can't find shit on this baxter guy
http://www.courthousenews.com/2014/05/14/67885.htm
>>678780940
You can get imported English beer here anyway. That's what i'd prefer really, i'm just a lazy poor dude though.
>>678772934
Whenever I see this, I read the evil lizard's lines in the voice of Desann from Jedi outcast.
"You were a lust penis". Creepy.
>>678780566
nah, i´ll try to get to know some people and then just have fun
>>678780114
You sound European. I never met a single nigger in the 4 years I lived in France. All of them were intelligent respectable worldly people. Most of them came out of Africa and appreciate civilized society.
Then I came back to the US and have yet to meet a black person that wasn't a nigger.
>>678781318
That's general Scales nigga. You never played Starfox Adventures?
>>678770550
Holy shit. You deserve to be miserable, faggot.
>>678778577
And what state would that be, good sir?
>>678778423
lol
>>678773734
This is brutal.
>>678781400
i´m from germany,
is it that bad?
i heard in paris there are also big problems with (sand)niggs
>>678767757
High school track meets got weird
>>678781413
Nah, I don't really give a shit about starfox.
>>678781504
Florida, Louisiana, Missouri, California.
>>678774614
Why are you censoring yourself?
>>678781745
you just discovered da real cringe son
>>678781574
A movie I went to last night was almost ruined by nigs yelling dumb shit, I heard his name was fucking Shayquan, no joke. We had a good laugh about it after the movie because that's honestly never happened to me before, but yeah they suck, especially in crowded environments.
>>678780387
I'm German, live in north tx. Love it here, all the shit you see on tv regarding BLM, trams and gay, gender equality, sjw, never happens here. I remember BLM protesters tried to block traffic on I-30. Lasted about 7 min before police handled it and cleared the way. Nobody shot either
>>678781703
Nein, only 45 more completely random guesses to go, pally. Go ahead and see if you can remember them all with your smooth, shiny brain.
>>678781725
Painted. Nails.
>>678781703
Kek, Cali has been on the verge of that for 30+ years
>>678773044
>Sticky hole
I'm dying
>>678782121
I was just naming states that are shit, I just may be wrong then.
>>678774605
interesting
>>678781916
I love black people, hate niggers though
>>678766153
He was born with the Curse of Eternal Shadow but perhaps one day, if he masters his powers, he can be the light that drives darkness from this world
>>678776766
i said the same thing but unlike you i actually know what the fuck mma is and have been watching ufc since 2005. you're probably just a fucking casual nerd who got bullied a lot and looked into mma just so he could wear tapout shirts and tell people he trains bjj so he gets beat up slightly less
fucking queer
>>678775682
this shit is banana. Post something actually cringy
>>678782299
You know, I went to highschool with this awful nig piece of shit. Now I work with him at this new job and he calmed way the fuck down and you can actually talk to him.
>>678766363
Fake and gay
>>678767646
i had to squint for an hour straight after seeing this. my soul almost left my body
>>678782250
Yeah, you probably are. And fyi, most states are shit.
>>678766682
i lost
>>678767757
how do i save webms
>>678765606
It's good advice, actually
>>678768641
>journey to the sacred heart
is it bad i first though this was going to be a srcubs based blog?
>>678780361
It was crafted by volcanic activity, but yall still have those giant cacti that are over 100 years old though. Only in Arizona, nowhere else in the world. That's... .something.
>>678782353
>you're probably just a fucking casual nerd who got bullied a lot and looked into mma just so he could wear tapout shirts
No shit Sherlock, that's literally the only reason anyone gets into MMA.
>>678766363
it makes mustard gas
>>678778394
This is real cringe
>>678781574
>sandniggs
Yeah, sadly they seem to live up to the 'surrender' stereotype in that regard. They will not enforce law in no-go zones because as my wife says (she's French) the police would be called racist for trying to enforce their sovereign right to maintain order. It's amazing how little can be found on the internet about it. I didn't think such things could be so hidden from the internet
>>678783016
Where i'm from, if someone is fucking with you (stealing or acting violent) they have the right to die by your hand if you say your property or life was in jeopardy.
>>678765047
OC from a kid at my campus
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11436376/1/X-Over-Multiverse-ZX
