ok /b/ i posted like 6 hours earlier asking for advice on how to make moves on this girl from school.
longstory short we were going to a local maritime museum in the city so i could help her out with a project. an anon suggested that i tell her how i really feel, and i slowly worked my way up to it and i've been talking to her for the past few hours. i cant really tell if im making progress or not but i have a good feeling /b/ros
i wanna tell her i think about her all the time and i go out of my way to be around her, but i dont wanna freak her out
no retarded advice please
Dubs say you send her a dickpick.
Posting on b for advice. You have already lost.
Can you be more beta? Her questions are legit.
When you say guy like me that implies that you think you're a fucking loser. Show some confidence or at least self respect man.
No one wants to date a loser, idk how you can even come back from that because I don't know what you said
>>678762816
A lot of people do it. Shit I do it all the time for anything from girl problems to issues at work
Way to post her number on /b/ ...
>>678762170
It's ok op, I'll call and let her know that you love her
OP you fucked hard as hell by putting that number on one of the sketchiest and infamous needs for being absolute assholes to everybody. Rest in peace my friend
DO NOT TELL HER YOU THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME
That shit is creepy fam just get going with her and get her to the point where she's thinking about you all the time.
>>678763058
she didnt take it in a bad way
>>678764280
Friendzoned. Sucks.
>>678764220
SO MUCH THIS
>>678764280
Great work, OP. You're still in.
That was a pro save OP. Mad respect for days
Post full text OP
>one of the best friends I have
Youre fucked op. Also 5087198086. I'm about to text that bitch
OP, tell her how you feel. No need to be a bitch about. She seems nice enough, she won't take it too bad if you say something like "I've been thinking for a while and I just want to tell you that you're an incredible girl, and I've been interested in you for quite some time now"
>>678765147
Don't bother, she ignored mine.
>>678763424
FUCKING ZOZZLE OP'S CHICK SOUNDS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD BOY
>Hello? (sounds like a mexican whorehouse in the background)
>Tyla?
>Yes, who is this?
The stupid bitch hung up before I could even fucking answer.
>
>>678764280
Fa Fa Fa Fa Faggot
Enjoy the friendzone, OP - you are never getting that pussy.
>>678764280
>posts about grill he's interested in on 4chinz
>doesn't black out name and number
Holy shit man, how stupid are you. Bitch is gonna have to change her number now, good job dumbass. I'm sending her some shit now
KEK sending shit to her number
>....Hello? Who is this?
>DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
>CLICK
OP's girl sounds like underageb&. lol
LOL.
As soon as I called she screamed
>WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
and hung up the phone.
Now she's not picking up anymore
Kek
kek'd
someone send shovel dog
>>678766896
>-113
>>678766698
>:
Savage
>>678762170
Lol OP you fucking retard. Now the whole internet knows her number.
ｕｔｔｅｒ ｍａｄｎｅｓｓ
this thread has potential, bumping for interest
Posting in a legendary thread.
this thread may be legendary
>>678766165
>>678766658
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I just left that in her voicemail.
>Yes, I said the whole shit
Not replying, this bitch is boring
Op came back, wanna bump this bumper
>>678767556
This thread has gone wrong for OP so quick that my trips were taken away from me.
posting in legendary thread
>>678767717
It's legendary in my book.
>>678767751
Why can't we get more threads like this? OP you delivered something great
>>678767789
She might be crying rn. OP good luck
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU DONT ASK /B/ FOR ADVICE LMFAO
>>678762170
"guy like me"
good job, you ruined it. kill yourself.
>>678766698
NIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEE
>>678762170
this is really gay
>>678767789
>>678767199
>>678766896
>>678766698
>>678764280
>>678762170
OF SHIT NIGGA. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T POST SOMEONES PHONE NUMBER!
Anyway OP, something like this might actually help. How is it going? Screen Cap?
This thread is god tier.
shit, op fucked up bad
This is too good to be true
Anyone screencaping this?
Too many of you faggots are calling/texting.. she's not responding anymore. Thanks a lot newfags. I was just starting to have fun with this bitch.
>>678762170
you guys are stupid
it's not like OP asked for lewd advice or how to get his dick sucked, he just asked for advice on how to approach a subject. I doubt that's gonna rub her the wrong way
>>678768506
Its true, either that or I overdosed of cocaine a few hours ago when I had to write my essay.
ARE YOU ALIVE?
>>678768532
I've Got it
This might actually be a good thing for him
OP the deed is fucking done, you asked for advice and we did it for you.
Now post her response to this dickface.
>assuming he hasnt already drank bleach
>>678768650
post that shit when you're done
>>678768799
kek
Grab the popcorn
OP please, I want a happy ending.
How is it going with her?
Has she texted back?
>>678768799
Drinking bleach doesn't work well enough, I've failed 3 times. Next time its down the street, not across the road.
>>678768847
Go it.
OP you're fucked
Plz post what she's saying tho
hello /r/4chan you faggots
>>678768532
Hopefully someone does. I want this thread to be put on a frame with a plaque on it, reading: "4/10/16: The day OP an hero'd"
>assuming OP isn't baiting you all
hot damn and it isn't even summer yet
She told me "please make this stop, tell everyone to stop"
I don't think she understands 4Chan. Good luck OP!
Yeah, this shit needs to be remembered. Nobody needs to make the same mistakes OP made...
>>678769047
>being this stupid
U rea fag tbh, had same problem; u gotta recover m8
>>678762170
>TIL Never ask /b/ for advice in anything ever.
ITT: newfags eating this bait up like a free dick sundae
In my area code, kek
>>678769177
Ok newfriend :^)
>>678769222
chekd
>>678767789
>the best anon that ever stepped into his life
fuckin lold
>>678769047
>cant tell the difference between bait and actual content
This is a newfag
OPPP
what she says now??
>>678769222
I hate you types of people lol
New fags think everything is bait
>>678769362
>lol
kys
I WANT TO BE IN THE SCREENCAP
Everybody is saying this is bad but.
>Be Girl
>Have Best Friend
>Maybe sometimes wonder about dating.
>Hear someone is trying to get advice to ask you out
>Thats_Cute.jpg
>Maybe I'll go out with him once,
>Assuming OP isn't a fag and can pretend to be normal for a date, he wins the girl.
>Thinks about her everyday
>Doesn't think to blur her phone number on one of the worst websites known to man
>>678769346
Fuck you faggot, ill kick your fucking anus hole right in two
>>678769450
U kys different anon
>>678769516
New fags, they never learn.
>>678769362
aww is someone's feels hurt?
>>678769516
Exactly
>>678769560
>anus hole
HHEEhhhhh....
>>678767789
top zozzle
Have we considered the fact that this girl is probably pissed her phone number is on the internet?
>>678769486
word
>>678769450
How tf can you say kys from me using that bc I'm to tired to type a lot. Is lel better? I truly would like to please you, anon.
>>678769516
>one of the best websites known to man
Fix'd that for you
>>678763287
Bu-kekke!
>>678769560
Quiet bitch
Good one, I approve.
>>678769516
>>678769642
zozzle is gay
>>678769346
>implying OP is stupid enough to do this
>implying there has never been one of these threads and by now people know what NOT to do
>implying this is actual content
>>678769619
Nah friend, notice the lol implying laughter and light heartedness.
Found her
Found her FB
/tyla.e.sheahan
OP's girl is Tyla Sheahan, from Fall River MA, (area code 508)
I'm going to bed in 15 minutes. OP DELIVER MOARS
>>678769874
It's just one dude still trying to meme
The only baiting op is doing is of the master variety. Over this chick's lifeless body.
>>678769958
/b/ never change.
>>678769958
Fuckin KEK
Is OP ded? Come on faggot, update us
>>678769958
whiteknights pls
I think OP has an hero'd now.
R.I.P. OP
you were a newfag with all your hopes and dreams destroyed
>>678769958
Nice work, anon.
Cute.
>>678769958
>Found her
>Found her FB
>/tyla.e.sheahan
>
>OP's girl is Tyla Sheahan, from Fall River MA, (area code 508)
Gg OP
>Shitpost on cell no.
>>678769958
O shit nigga
>>678769695
you dont need to describe cheeto breath passing through your pimply lips by using slang from early technology days, you stupid fuck
>>678770164
Not bad. Too bad OP is never gonna hit that now
OP IS DIS YOU?
FB /kyle.costa2
>>678770228
Why are you so mad from me saying lol?
>>678770273
Kek
>>678770204
How the fuck did you manage to get a fucking fb out of a first name
>>678770379
Post pics
proof that I was here when this thread goes to the thread olympics
>>678770379
Shits about to get good
>>678770488
I assume OP
>>678770488
and a phone number
>>678770488
area code? phone number linked to fb?
dis thread.
>mfw
>>678770273
See
>>678769486
I've only had 3 girl friends, had sex with all 3.
Normally nobody would date me, but I get all spiffed up then get that "depressed hurt dog look on" and run around the house a little bit every morning I see her. Then get a friend to "slip" the fact I wanted to learn more about her and trying to get info on how to ask her out.
Has worked 3/4 times.
>>678770379
Shit just got real
op is ded
>>678770488
First name and phone number, isn't too hard
>>678770379
This is turning out to be quite interesting....
Op's girl
>>678770488
Quoted
>>678770164
nice jugs, rip op chance
>its ok, ive messed up with two girls
>waited too long on first
>too little on second
>contemplating suicide
>never find another like her
>>678770743
mvp
This girl is hot af, good for op
>>678766896
this ends in 3 or 4 ways, he gets us nudes, he demolishes OP, he gets us nudes, or he saves OP gets him outta the friend zone, and then we declare Anon 4-chan god and he starts the Rapture and takes those of us who he deems worthy!
>>678770488
Holy fuck, being THIS new must hurt.
WhatisDox?
>>678762170
bump with booty pics
>>678770743
Not bad OP
>>678770874
I don't think he has a chance anymore
She is way over his league
This is most likely OP from my research....
>>678762170
more booty
>>678770743
>OP Now regretting
This may be OP
>>678770652 Not this kek
Any nonpussy bros wanna call up his school and get him and her sent to office for keks
>>678771064
regret is strong with this one
>>678762170
I gotcha OP. don't be such a faggot next time you need advice, ok?
>>678771018
HOW
>>678771151
Somebody, fucking do it.
>>678763058
this
>>678771143
>>678770743
Yeah, OP is fucking dead. That girl is out of his league, and now he's responsible for her phone no. being leaked to a bunch of degenerates who'll send her dick picks until the heat death of the universe.
>>678771143
Why does "OP" look like the miz
>>678770885
She won't respond to me, Sorry
>>678771225
oh fuck off
>>678770164
>these tits and how bad you fucked up
>fuckin kek
>>678771225
now what was the point of scribbling over the phone number?
>>678771151
I will do it. Post number.
>>678771006
I went to his facebook, that is him.
I am fucking dying, send me paramedics.
>>678771225
>kyle.costa2
What a faggit
>>678771462
An example
Hi, I'm OP
>>678771225
A true /b/ro
>wanna help me get a girl?
>>678770743
Let's help OP!
Kyle is a cool guy but he was so desperate that forgot to erase your phone number. You're so especial for him and shoud breed his children.
>>678771143
Op get dat pussy wet bruh
>>678771225
Nice goy
>>678771583
at this point, OP is technically fucked
>>678771225
Prick
OH SHIT POLICE RUN
>>678771563
Nah bro. I'm just trying to keep things from getting too fucked.
OP looks like a young Kramer
Another possible OP
Guys she just got off the phone with the police. GG to the thread I guess
>>678771225
hey look a white knight faggot
>>678771773
>OP wanted serious advice
>OP dug up his own grave
POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD
>>678771860
SHE CALLED THE FUZZ.
OP FUCKED THE HELL UP
>>678771860
Too late I guess
>>678771912
>>678771912
be a /b/ro
teach me how to text at least, i always make the convo stale
>>678771860
SCATTER
jeez, OP. you're a fuckin moron. now you will never get the girl.
Honestly, how can OP be so retarded?
/kyle.costa2
It's ya boy
>>678770885
So imma be nice guy
This will probably end up on KnowYourMeme...
Sorry
OP
this is the ens of everything
>>678771860
>>678771912
you failed, and OP is doomed to being fucked in the ass like a nigger trying to fuck a pencil sharpener
Is it possible OP posted her phone number on purpose? Is there any way to edit the picture to make it look like her number when it was wasnt? Like a website or a program or something? Seems like a stupid thing to do and almost like he wanted this girl fucked with...prob because she rejected him and now your all being his personal army.
>>678771860
O SHIT THE POPO, RUN NIGGAS
cavalry is here, this thread his turned god tier
>>678772109
>No Girl
>5-0
On the other hand, OP is now legendary.
>>678772208
It's fucking random text from strangers you tards, you act like that bitch is getting gang raped.
>>678772208
Tons of people already did this lol
>>678772305
>CONSPIRACY
>>678772305
op is prob just stupid
>>678772305
nah, OP's on /b/ arent that smart
>>678772101
Then be interesting or talk about something interesting. Like how clouds are balls of water that shoot out fucking lasers and everyone's just cool with that.
>>678772372
Should have seen my first post
>>678771018
X files poster too
That booty is paranormal
OP's death date is confirmed 4/11/16
Anon you are such a retard to not crop her number. But thanks for the legendary thread, fam.
If this thread gets deleted soon I'm gonna kms
collage this thread please
>>678768532
>>678768650
I sent her this and the bitch hasn't replied yet.
Rude.
>>678762170
I'm sorry OP, but if you weren't such a faggot none of this would have happened
>>678772733
dubs says no balls
>chekd
>>678772733
Dubs!
Checked!
He'll do it!
...thank god
This is probably the biggest bitch ive seen in awhile
>>678772208
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
>>678771860
12 NIGGA 12
>>678772305
How retarded should you be to post your crush's number on /b/
Omg, I just fucking can't.. OP, kys.
>>678772797
>Rude
kek'd
>>678772819
Shit, forgot I was on 4Chan for a second
>>678772835
DON'T COMPROMISE US, FAGGOT
>>678772659
holy balls i need more of you speaking
>will you give me all your knowledge over kik?
>>678772745
I am putting together a web site that will have a screenshotted version of a thread, and a live html downloaded copy. I'll post the link right before this 404s.
>>678762170
You posted her # on /b/ you're fucked.
>>678772835
both of your grammar is shit
Lol'd hard
>>678772835
O SHIT, THE POLICE GONNA GET ME
>>678773049
You're a living legend
>>678773086
no shit
>>678773163
we better skedaddle
>>678773046
The breeding thing was fun indeed.
>>678773049
mvp
>>678772208
OP looks like he can get pussy
I kek'd so hard
>>678772432
Kekd
>wizard says 1/4 of this thread is me talking by this point
>>678764461
Yeah, no. He's friendzones.
Believe me, people say that to creepy guys when they're too nice to want to hurt their feelings. She does NOT see him romantically and never will. You can't come off that beta and insecure and get anyone.
Where were you when Kyle became a meme?
