Hey /b/ how about a "that one kid in school thread"
I'll start
>that one kid who watched porn on a school computer
>that one kid who wore all camo
>the transgender emo girl
I had a interesting high school
this was a good thread lets keep it going
>that one kid who got a teacher fired for fucking him
>That one kid that tried to be a rapper and was the biggest joke because of how horrible his rapping was.
Pro tip, don't let everyone in your school learn the links to your music profile
>>678762115
>every fucking Mexican at my school
>>678761716
>that one kid who always had gum
>>678762255
The problem was he was the whitest fuck in the school trying to be ghetto. The fuck was a joke. He also got caught watching porn on his PSP in class. And also he's still going to this day.
>>678762467
did he use the word nigger every other line
>>678761716
>that one kid who reminds the teacher homework was due
>that one gay kid
Literally my high school was in the middle of the country with nothing but small towns around it. So, nothing much except for the hundreds of hicks.
>that one kid who carried rocks in his backpack to train himself to be like Ezio
>that one kid who started the MLP club
>that one kid who wore a dress shirt,tie and desire every day at school
>that one kid who punched an autistic kid with a watch
>that one kid who took his AP test on acid
>That one kid who viewed any fucking activity as a competition
>>678762742
I don't think he went that far, cause I mean. It was a highschool in the fucking middle of Wisconsin. We're talkin' the area where no one would ever speak of that word.
>>678761716
>that one kid who always smelled like shit
>that one kid who wears Confederate flag shit but lives up north
>middle school
>computer lab time so everybody opens up flash games on background tabs while teacher isn't looking
>I was playing happy wheels like the edgy 13 year old I was
>so were my friends after I told them the unblocked site with a demo version
>suddenly from behind me hear a computer trying to cross into the ninth dimension and my friend is panicking
>Look at his screen and it's one of those fake FBI lockdown cp screens
>mfw
>the computer starts blaring some phony warning message and everyone turns to him
>he can't do shit the computer is locked
>teacher comes over and at the sight of the screen her dike haircut shrivels up much in the way her paycheck will if she doesn't address this properly.
>she nonchalantly unplugs the pc and lets everyone out except him
>we didn't give a shit as it was a kinda ghetto school and shit like this happened a lot.
>later friend revealed that she gave him candy and told him to never do it again
>god bless the american education system
>>678762294
you mean doublemint dave?
>that one kid that repeats memes outside the internet
>>678761716
>that kid who makes shitty videos for class projects
>that kid who listens to shit music and thinks he has superior taste
>that kid who doesn't play sports
>that kid who was short until post graduation
>that kid who dresses like a girl and wants to be one
>>678763373
All me btw
>>678761716
the kid who carrired razor blades to school
the kids who had friendly fights with razor blades in school during tech class
the kids who burned kids with lighter
the kid who tried to brake my teachers back by elbowing hi realy hard (me)
the kid who threw random shit in class (me)
the retarded black kid who threw things on the floor like a pen and then stole someone elses
>>678761716
> that one kid that claimed it didnt hurt when kicked in the nuts
> friends line up to kick him in the nuts
> my turn next
> kick him in the nuts
> kid is on floor crying
> mfw kid did not show up to school next day
>>678763185
Holy fuck we had this mentally retarded kid that moved from Texas and you'd hear him every day saying "The South will rise again!" and wearing army garb and shit.
>>678763244
Top kek
>>678762880
>MLP club
Tits on a shingle, I had forgotten about the one at my old HS until I saw this post. The guy that started it was legitimately autistic though, I think that's why they approved it.
>>678761716
>that one kid who always ran to lunch like Naruto on chicken strip day as soon as the bell rang
>that one kid who hushed everyone during the movie showing of a book you just fucking finished, even though the teacher doesn't even give a fuck
>that one kid who drew his favorite horror film characters because his aspegers made it hard to talk to people with the sole fucking exception of yourself
>that kid who thinls he can draw good flames and is good at sports
>that chick who's pretty but a numbskull
>that girl you like who is generally viewed as unattractive but you like her anyway and you never talk to her untill you get to highschool and she actually looks nice now but she'll never believe that you've loved her all along. you ask her out and yall date for a bit. shit's cash but for stupid reasons falls apart she gets a girlfriend and I talk to her everyday :c
>>678762115
I used to be really tight with my HS English teacher. At one point I had her for three out five classes a day so I always talked to her about a bunch of shit.
Anyway one day I brought up the kid in our school who was 100% confident he is going to be a rapper, he even made music videos and put them on YouTube for everyone to see
When I told my teacher the conversation went something like
>oh you mean the music video of anon?
>yeah? how did you know about it?
>me and all of the other teachers watched it and were making fun of it
I miss high school so much.
>mfw I had the coolest teacher ever
>That one kid who wore a dog collar everyday to be unique and different
>>678764375
That picture is fuckin incredible
>>678764504
Shit
>>678764375
The English teachers were always some of the most chill
>>678763986
The kid who started ours got bullied a lot in elementary school. Im kinda convinced he would have shot up the place if his parents owned a gun
Gay white dude at my old high school had nigger chick weeve put into his hair and wore makeup. He got beaten so badly that it ended up in the news and the nigger student was charged with attempted murder. The white dude lost his left leg and had his jaw wired shut. Shit was fucking savage. The nigger kid used a fucking hatchet.
>>678762880
I took my ACT on actual opium
>>678761716
>that one kid who wore all camo
I went to school in the south anon that was like 2/3 of the non nigger population of the school
>>678764206
>that girl you like who is generally viewed as unattractive but you like her anyway and you never talk to her untill you get to highschool and she actually looks nice now but she'll never believe that you've loved her all along. you ask her out and yall date for a bit. shit's cash but for stupid reasons falls apart she gets a girlfriend and I talk to her everyday :c
Same bro, only me and my chick parted ways to high schools and she ended up going to some ghetto school and got fucking gang raped and has never been the same.
Meanwhile I went to some fucking top of the line academy of technology or whatever. Sucks to suck.
>That one girl with a wolf tail
>That one "country" kid
>That one good artist in primary school
One kid i knew wore a suit and a fedora everyday and rode his bike everywhere. He was a cool guy but incredibly awkward and cringeworthy when you talk to him. Tfw his crush turned out to be a lesbian.
>>678761716
The kid who got caught fapping in French class when the teacher turned the lights down to watch a movie.
cancerbook.com/profile.php?id=100011242064250
The guy who used roids so much that he'd bleed in the weight room.
> That one kid who fucking repeats the punchline of every meme video he watches
> That same fucking kid repeats every joke in one decently funny video you made for a Spanish project to this day even though it was months ago
> THAT GODDAMNED FUCK ASS KID WHO TELLS YOU TO DO THAT VOICE YOU DID IN THAT VIDEO ALL THE FUCKING TIME
> THAT SAME CHICKEN SHIT, CHROMOSOME LOST, DILL FUCK ASKING ME TO INCLUDE HIM IN MY NEXT PROJECT
> FUCK OFF FERNY
>>678764626
Did the nigger get punished?
Jesus Christ so many underage b&s here.
> MLP
> Happy Wheels
No no no. Back in my day it was:
> The kid who could draw Goku well
> The kid with the 1sr Edition Holographic Charzard
> The (only) kid who played MTG
> The Boy Scout nerd
> Future Farmers of America
> That one kid who would rage out for no reason
> The kid who got their Razor phone taken away
Fuck I'm old.
>flamboyant gay guy at my middle school
>most thugnificent black dude at my middle school
>gay dude wants tha black dude
>one day at lunch gay dude grabs black dude's junk and say's he want's him in front of everyone
>Gets knocked the fuck out by a black blur that cracked like the whip on his great granny's back
>black guy was actually pretty cool I had him for science class
> that one kid who deleted system 32 on a school computer
> that one kid who rides around on his hover board like a fappot
> that one kid who acts like a dinosaur because he has brain damage
> that one kid who will distroy wires to things and say it was an accident
> that one kid who never got in trouble even though he does things that should get him expelled, but didn't because of luck (this ones me)
> that one kid who carries knifes and sets objects on fire, even pulled a shank on someone (this ones my friend)
> that one kid who is a jeep
I live in southern Canada and we had A LOT of hicks wearing hunting gear. This one guy thought he was really redneck but he drank starbucks, had an iphone, and drove his mom's chevy blazer.
>>678764978
fraga?
>>678765120
no, not really
razor phone didn't come out until i was in highschool
>that one "bisexual" girl who only ever dates guys
>that one kid who constantly corrects the teacher
>that one emo haired guy who finally gets a damn hair cut
>that one kid who is a kissass to all the teachers
>>678765120
Also
> Playing RuneScape on a school computer
I also renamed an important folder in computer class to "Blue Eyes White Dragon" to frame this fag who loves Yu-Gi-Yo (whatever) more than life. Teacher raged on him.
>>678765120
You sound about as old as me. Don't worry, we're not dead yet.
All the skids in my school wore pyjama pants and monster hoodies
>>678765492
Top kek. I would've been the kid getting raged at
>That kid that said there's worse things than rape.
Growing up in a small southern Canadian town is weird, elementary and middle school is fine but in high school you either become a hick, a hockey player, or a skid
>>678765120
I'm sorry man.
I share some of your generation's joys as well.
>the kid who claimed to own a duel disk and be the best at yu-gi-oh!
>the kid who claimed that he saw the leaked plans for the nexgen ps2/ps3/psx
>The kid who thought he was some kind of animal
>the tard that somehow landed in normal classes
>the kid who claimed his parents worked at nintendo hq or someshit
>>678764058
Oliver!
You fat fucko
>>678765504
I'm turn 26 in 8 days.
>freshman year
>on a choir trip away from home school
>random kid from school we're visiting is high-fiving and hugging everybody, is a superbro
>we hug it out and high five like mad
>feelsgood
>one bass singer in our choir has aspergers or some shit
>let's call him kyle
>does NOT liked to be touched at all
>not kidding, he'll flip his shit
>superbro goes to hug him, kyle shoves him off hard
>superbro is startled
>makes the worst mistake of his life
>tries to hug him again
>rip
>kyle actually picks up superbro and slams him into the ground full force
>everyone around the scene can't believe their eyes, everyone is in pure shock
>kyle then takes off his pants and starts peeing on superbro
>kyle gets his shit kicked in by everyone that goes to superbro's school
>mfw we won the festival
>mfw we never saw kyle again after that
>
>>678765079
He was charged with attempted murder. All i know is that he disappeared.
That one kid who would sit in the library at lunch and play minecraft and go on memebase
>>678761716
That one aspie kid
>>678765463
Finally some I can relate to
In middle school in my class there was this "girl" (she looked like quasimodo) who was both n°2 and n°4
teachers just hated the thing
>>678766231
that is literally my younger brother in high school
the one fag that insists he isn't a fag
Those drama class kids who thought they were so artsy and different even though they didn't have an ounce of talent in them and they were just hipster douchebags
>that one kid who is fucking weird as shit but super friendly towards everyone
> that one kid who fucked one of the autistic girls
I'm so lonely
>>678766313
I feel for you, everyone in my school spammed memes like crazy. It wasn't even the furries and bronies just doing it, hicks, spics, and airheaded bimbos were in on it.
>>678766514
Are you me?
>>678763313
hope i got the right one
>that one kid who was a super jew
>that one kid who was the spoiled, smarmy rich kid who got away with anything
>that one kid who was an overachiever and got like 105 on everything
>that one pothead that somehow passed all his classes
>that one class whore that wore a g-string and the strings would always be outside her pants
>>678766473
I was in drama class, the thing was giving us TONS of bonus points and the teacher had no authority at all. over 3 years it was 95% of playing board games - no smartphones in my time. And also we ruined it for the two nerds who were really interested in the thing. Good times.
Art class was basically the same from what I heard
>>678766711
There was one retarded girl in my school who had memory issues that i wanted to fuck so bad.
>tfw she wouldn't remember me raping her
>tfw she didn't wear a bra and had a white t shirt in gym and you could see her sweaty nipples poking out
>tfw i popped a boner in the middle of that class and ran into the bathroom to jerk off
>that one kid who brings a different porn mag to school everyday
>That one kid who wants to go to art school
>That one kid who was a fucking weeb
>That one couple who always made out
>That one kid who over achieved at everything in school
>That one kid who always came to school in shorts no matter the weather
>That one black dude in your grade
>That one kid who always had yo back with a pencil
>That one dick who didn't let you copy
>That one girl who is "bi" and "rawr XD"
>>678767170
I had a stuck up liberal douche teacher who took class seriously
>>678767119
>that one pothead that somehow passed all his classes
I had a black friend in high school who tried crack at 15, was a father at 17, looked like a total thug but was actually a genius
I ran into him the other day, he's about to become a doctor in physics or some shit but he's worried about his third wife. The guy's 24, go figure
>>678767604
My liberal douche teachers didn't believe in authority
>>678767550
I had a lot of girls who wore those dinosaur sweaters that said rawr, it was always the gamer girl xD memer plain janes who wanted attention
>>678767231
Dont retards have their own gym class
>that belligerent beaner chola who would always question the importance of the lesson
>the kids who'd play tag throughout high school
>naruto head band wearers
>middle school pothead bad boys who became extremely uncool in high school
>that kid who thought he was funny by constantly quoting jokes from movies and family guy.
>that girl you loved and loved you back but slipped away because your jealous bros convinced you she was ugly ;_;
>>678766782
Am I?
>>678766986
nailed it homie
>>678767884
They were intermingled. She wasn't a downy or anything she was just slow. But goddamn she was hot. I still think about her when i fap sometimes.
Here's one of the interesting things that happened to me during highschool
>That one kid who thinks he's the tough shit alpha male
>captain of lacrosse team and fucking intimidating
>rumor is that he had a threesome in the locker room with volleyball girls
>be a sophomore loser
>be a complete idiot and ask him if it was actually true
>punches me in the face and I cry
>he bullies the shit out of everyone especially me
>sophomore year was the worst year of highschool
>next year he still bullies me and we are in chemistry together
>teacher makes us work together for a project where we have to build something then turn it in
>ohshit.jpg
>he looks at me like he wants to kill me
>next day he doesn't show up
>he doesn't show up at school for a week
>one day he shows up and the project is almost done bcause I did it all myself
>his eyes are red and he looks terrible
>teacher starts grilling him about how I did all the work and he never accomplishes anything
>implies that he won't amount to anything if he keeps pulling stupid shit
>kid freaks out and stands up, kicking over chair
>takes his fist and smashes the stick project that I was working on
>storms out of classroom and everyone is staring
>for some reason I follow him
>go into mens bathroom and find him sitting in the corner with his head in his knees
>whatthefuckamIsupposedtosay.jpg
>his face when he looks up and he is actually crying
>I ask whats wrong
>his dad died a month ago
>abusive mother
>kid wants to drop out of high school and is failing all classes
>give him a hand and help him up after he explains
>threatens to beat the shit out of me if I tell anyone what happened
>my project was destroyed and I still saw him around school after that
>we never made eye contact again and he left me alone
Don't know where he is now, but I hope he's ok
>>678767999
>naruto head band wearers
We had a kid like that in our boarding school we bullied all the time. I kind of regret it now but seriously he didn't shower, at some point you just start insulting him whenever you see him the stench my goodness
>that one kid who peed in his ants and walked around school for attention
>that kid who said he joined a gang in the 6th grade
>>678764852
>that one girl with a wolf tail
I wanted to punch that cunt. Not even for the wolf tail but because she subtly talked down to anyone who wasn't also a socially retarded weaboo.
>>678768049
Well, lets see
Did a cute redhead had a crush on you but you ruin it because of your weirdness?
>>678763373
>>678763108
>>678764206
>>678764978
>>678767550
>>678767999
You can tell the last ones in these hit close to home for these anons...
I had a school counsellor who had the nicest tits, nicest ass, best face, and all around she was super nice. I'm still a virgin but if i had my choice of my first fuck it would be her. I love you Ms. Masi
>>678764978
His name was Richie in my school, except I never made any videos.
>>678765379
High school? Nigger what the fuck I wasn't even in middle school yet.
>>678763089
>Middle of Wisconsin
Milwaukee fag here we called 'em niggers when they weren't looking
>>678768538
No redhead but I waited too long for a chick who completely dug my
>weirdness
>That one kid who tried to smoke during lunch, put it in a recycling bin when a teacher walked past and burnt down half the cafeteria
>That one semi-autistic kid I befriended out of sheer pity who turned out to be a hardcore white supremacist/doomsday prepper
>That one kid who would pretend to faint to get attention all the time
>That one kid who got arrested for arson and disappeared
>That one kid who tried convincing the teachers to let him bring his gun to school
>That one kid who pissed on the principal's car and got caught on video
>The group of retarded fucks who tried sprinting through the school with no clothes on and also got caught on video
>That one cyclist dude who studied so hard he had a nervous breakdown and failed the year
All New Zealand private schools. I guess retardation is common even outside of Burgerstan.
>>678768565
I forgot this wasn't a feel thread. forgive me
the computer "guru" kids.
"Not sure what's wrong with this one, so we're going to take it and see what we can do."
>takes monitor.
>>678765463
I'm gonna name all those people
>Jasmine
>... me
>Troy
>Emily
That one 5'7 ginger kid who thought he was black and acted like a gangster faggot.
His cousin was even worse, he was a native swag fag who had the "smoke weed errday" mentality
>>678765791
Lol, that was everyone now here on /b/
>>678763313
Took the words right out of my mouth
>>678765791
He's right though....
>>678768893
You're not me
>weirdness
>>678763418
>>678763373
samefag
>>678764206
Holy shit this is happening to me right now.
>>678767119
The first 3 were the same kid. Dude wore a full suit every day, had a topaz ring. I know it was a topaz because he looked down his nose at one of my best friends when she asked him.
Probably wasn't literally jewish, though. Mormon or some shit.
>>678769500
Good
This one guy i knew was a walking canadian stereotype, he had a mullet, played hockey, dipped, couldn't go two words without saying bud or eh, drove his mom's truck, and worst of all, when someone asked for a smoke he wiuld make them give him a dollar.
>>678769196
Same but mine was super cool
He acted tough but was actually strong and intellectual was all around a decent person. He even had a 9/10 gf
>the one kid who brought vodka and BB guns to primary school (the oldest kids were 14)
Was nice though, made the school bring police into class who had a quite interesting presentation about weapons and everyone could hold the police gun and compare it to a BB gun replicate (shit was hard to tell apart for a kid) and they showed us tons of self made weapons that were confiscated from people
>>678761716
>transgender
>girl
nigga what
>>678768565
Oh come on it was one green text. Also you can't deny my trips >>678767999
>>678769551
Don't let her go on not knowing how you feel. you still have a chance. not me
>>678762759
Get this from a buzzfeed article?
'10 types of annoying kids in skewl'
>>678767550
>me
>jerry, or something, don't remember his name
>me and michelle
>emily
>thomas, fuckin loved that dude, steven too
>there were many nigs at my school, but still more pacific islanders
>kevin, miss you bro
>never had that problem
>jasmine
That one asshole who wore yellow shorts, a baby blue polo shirt, and had a fauxhawk. Douche to the max.
>>678769749
>when someone asked for a smoke he wiuld make them give him a dollar
I do that when I go to bars now, sometimes I can buy rounds for me and my friends
some drunk girls once bought 5 cigs for 5 euro each
>>678763084
A rare breed of faggot.
>That kid that showed up drunk and tried to strangle someone.
I also never got in trouble for it for some unknown reason.
>>678769875
No prob
>>678767999
Check'd
>>678767999
That first one. I was best friends with this half-mexican girl and she asked all the time, but she was fucking right more often than not. This was a high school, what the fuck are we going to do with rhetorical analyses?
Oh, I forgot to mention:
>That one guy who showed up dressed as a terrorist and brought his pet goat and a plastic AK/47
This was the first time I broke the kek barrier and achieved maximum kek. He got sent home in about five minutes. Worth it.
>>678770095
Some native chick got drunk at lunch and tried to go to English all fucked up.
>>678770090
obviously you haven't been around the corporate world a lot
>>678763313
Fuckin Dave
>>678764665
I know how you feel man
>be me
>in Tennessee
>high school is literally 3/4 hicks
>every single one of them has on at least 1 piece of camo attire every day
> always hear "the south will rise again"
>some seniors have confederate flags on their truck beads
>>678766378
Stop looking at me.
>>678761716
That one kid who wouldnt accept my homosexual advances
>pic related
>>678770568
truck beds**
>>678761716
>>That one kid that was arrested because he looked like the kid that made a bomb threat.
>>678770376
Why the fuck would i want to invest any of my time on this planet in the corporate world?
>The 1/2 nerd 1/ kewl Faggot who talked about politics and shit with teachers (me)
>The insecure Faggot who smoked in the school just to be kewl (me)
>The mean Faggot with his shitty black humor (me)
>The religious Faggot (not me )
>The I EM A AT3IS7 Faggot (me)
(i am not an atheist but i look to be different :/ )
>The hot hijabi whore
>The ugly and hairy hijabi nerd
i hate me kell me pl0x
>>678764504
Shit I wore one because I had a slave fetish
I knew one pothead who smoked himself retarded by the start of junior year, oh Ethan, you degenerate piece if white trash.
>>678765120
Pfff
No mobile phones of any kind when i was in school. No one knew what a muslim was, we had never seen one.
Computer lab had 4 commodors 64 and a dotmatrix printer. My first modem was 1200/75 baud.
>>678770815
Did you have a fucking stroke while writing this
>that one kid who got the school locked down because he made false reports of gunshots on campus
>bonus: it wasn't even my school. but the one next to it, my school also got locked down
>bonus 2: i ended up dating his sister several years later
>bonus 3: he almost raped an ex of mine
>>678770815
Are you British?
>>678761716
>that one kid who distributed money to other kids in school for no reason
>that one kid who would talk shit about everything around in the school
>that one kid that would show off having expensive trending toys
>that one kid who got expelled by all that and insulted the principal
Not even kidding, i dont think his mother cared about what was happening but he openly admited that his mother did not know about him giving out money, he gave out like 100 dollar bills to like 5 kids each. He wasnt that rich either
>that one sub who tells you your school deserves to get shot up because "nothing happens anyways".
Kek'd so hard I actually lost weight from my sides leaving me
>that one kid who threw a chair at the teacher then ran out side of the room took a kid to the ground broke 3 of his rips and attacked the principle and got 5 years in Juvenal Detention.
>>678770908
>Smoked himself retarded
>MFW
>>678771090
no, i am Moroccan
>>678770335
I'm talking about the type who would complain like "damn foo, teacher why we needa lurn dis history crap anyway? Dis shit happen way the fuck long ago."
>>678761716
>That one kid who was a giant faggot and did a bunch drugs to seek approval from his peers.
>>678761716
That one kid that sent dick pics to the whole student body got bullied and moved to canada
>that one kid who was such an asshole you had no qualms blaming him for knocking a bookshelf over
>he was such a troublemaker anyway the teachers didn't think twice about it
sorry, steven
The kids who wore
>long sleeve or polo shirts
>khaki shorts
>white ankle socks or no socks
>the shoes in the pic
>that one robot who had enough and grabbed an exacto knife from the drafting room and tried to stab someone
>those silly little fags that liked to view everyone as if they were below them, both socially and academically, even though you truly knew they just edgy cunts going to wipe the floors of the local mcdonalds
>that one kid who acted like the class clown, but deep inside he was torn apart
>>678771436
Jacob.
>>678771551
Fighting the good fight
>>678771530
Those shoes are comfy as fuck and really enjoyable for driving.
>that one kid who brings a fedora to school every day despite there being a rule against hats in the building
He wears it until the bell rings and takes it off afterward. Then the last bell rings. He takes it back out, TWIRLS IT BETWEEN HIS FUCKING FINGERS, and sits it atop his head. He also makes any excuse possible to wear it on completely unrelated spirit days.
>>678770722
money
>>678771552
Second one was my cousin. She hung herself a few years ago.
>>678771552
Second one is me ;_;
>that one kid whos been a nerd 6-10th grade and soon found his passion as a k-pop heavy metal singer and decided to drop out of high school. Yeah that actually happened...
>>678771552
the second one is me ;-;
i am >>678770815
>>678771811
I hated being the clown.
And I hate myself for my past decisions.
>>678771913
What's he doing now?
>>678771710
Neckbeards like this are the real reason so many American schools get shot up
>>678771670
The kids in my school who wear them are like this
>"if you fight me my dad will sue you"
I have nothing on the shoes but these kids wear nearly the same outfit every day
>>678771608
Are you from South Dakota? That's the same name of the guy I was thinking about.
>>678771991
This, i tried to be more serious later on but it was too late.
> that one kid who wears a fedora and fucking goggles
>>678771038
no, i have a broken english because i am not a britfag or a burgur
>>678771301
>that one kid that beat an oldan to death to be in prison with his parents
Not lying.
>>678772091
Nope. Must come with the name, then.
>>678761716
>that one kid that farted with a lighter infront his ass to ignite the teacher
>that one kid whose cock you sucked to get your lunch money back.
>>678772224
Fuck me I suck
>that one kid who beat an old man to death to be in prison with his parents*
>>678771766
>Implying the corporate world is the only way to gain income
>>678772030
Idk. Never heard from him again. Only knew of him in class because he told a college guest speaker his plan in life
That one kid who wore mma shorts and a tank top and thought he was tough
Who here sat in the stalls at lunch and died a little more and more everyday?
>"I'm not emo I'm scene" kids
>"multi-gender club"
That last one is at my school
A bunch of tumblr fags got it started up
>that one kid that pissed on his friend
>The kid to streak a football game wearing a Spider-Man mask and got away
>That one kid who made a website saying our principal did 9/11(me)
>that one kid who was likely to brandish his dick as a weapon to everyone in the restroom. this was in highschool btw
>That one girl who sat in front of you and had an incredibly toned, beautifully shaped ass
>Tfw I didn't know I had an asshole sniffing fetish until French class in my senior year and the thought invaded my head
White kid right here
That kid with the stick and poke tattoos he did at lunch
>the kid who shit in the urinal
>that one small fucker that would try to pick on weak cunts, but would get beat up anyways
>those retards that attempted to ruin the peace of your school, always having a jail-mentality and screwing shit up for everyone
>those retards that believed they were truly improving in life just by smoking weed
>those dipshits that couldn't fucking drive, but complained about the rest of the people driving
>that kid that has the most retarded ideas and tries to summon clubs straight out of cringetown
>>678761716
>that one kid in school who tricked a kid in a wheelchair to come to his house and bring his xbox only to brutally beat him to death for the xbox
Pic related. It's him.
>>678772682
Freshman year, yeah. Not the stalls but anywhere I could be left alone.
Next year was fucking golden, though. Found who I was.
>>678772927
Always one
>That one kid all the girls wanted to bone, and everyone knew but him.
>That one kid who wore his socks really high with long shorts.
>that one girl who had to prove she was smarter than everyone all the time.
>>678772233
>that one guy who got the triple dubs.
>>678772961
That is my school right there
>that one kid who's obsessed with Ireland and shit
>those kids who have 4 day relationships
>>678765180
underagedb& detected.
>>678772917
me/10
>>678771552
>that one kid who acted like the class clown, but deep inside he was torn apart
Sad that I actually knew so many people like this. A lot of the kids who seemed like assholes or jerks in highschool had terrible lives at home or felt bad about themselves so they would take it out on everyone else. The class clown at my old school ended up committing suicide a few years ago and everyone was so shocked. Somehow I wasn't.
R.I.P Scotty
>>678773121
>that one girl who had to prove she was smarter than everyone all the time
Third fucking time mentioning her; Emily. How did she walk around with such a pride boner in the school with the highest dropout rate in the district
>>678764206
Kek.
Junior year there was a girl who was the sorta-fat-really-weird one in middle school. Something must have happened because she was all the sudden hot at the start of junior year. (Best I can remember she wasn't that attractive in Fresh/Soph.) Like, lost a lot of weight, was almost too skinny, and generally cleaned up her appearance/social skills.
We dated for just over a year, did the do, and then she broke up with me because I started talking to an ex who she apparently always compared herself to, despite me and the ex not being remotely interested in eachother anymore.
>shit was cash
>>678773370
Fuck you scotty. Oxygen thief.
>>678765791
getting singles is worse than rape
>That one kid who was really into memes.
>That one kid who might be a serial killer.
>That one kid who was just over the top country.
>That one kid who had stop drinking Mountain Dew or it would kill him.
>That group of kids that just don't give a shit about the class and are just in it cause it's required
I was one of the few beaners in my school. Most every one else was white. I always joked that teachers that were bad with names wouldn't forget mine cause it sticks out like a sore thumb.
>>678773228
Happened to me once. Had we tried earlier in the time we knew each other, I probably wouldn't be a 22 year old NEET.
>that one girl who was really dirty and smelled like cigarettes in 1st grade
>her dad picks her up from school and hes driving a beat up bronco filled with cigarette butts
God i hope shes okay. she would be 22 now. shes the only girl that would talk to me, and now that I think of it we were actual friends.
>my town has serious meth problem
FUCK I hope shes okay
>>678773370
Fuck dude
>>678763089
Fond du lac???
>>678761716
>that one faggot with a speech impediment just like homestar runner who would show up every friday cosplaying as Legend of Zelda
>that other faggot with a huge portfolio of really badly drawn anime from his fagnum opus wannabe berserk story who would sit behind girls in class, immediately fall in love with them, and draw them naked while in class
>that other faggot who made hundreds of dollars a months going around to different schools selling liquor to all the seniors
>the faggot whose parents were both ex-cult members and kept making childrens books and sending me love notes with buff guys drawn on them
>the kids who tried to start a school pokemon cards league
>the fucking dungeons and dragons club at lunch
>the girls who had everyone vote on whose boobs were more festive
>the coven that half the cheerleading team started
ask away for more stories, fags. I got plenty. picture unrelated I don't know where I got it from
The one asshole who would wear bomber jackets, juggle, and play guitar in the hallway
>That one kid who got caught browsing CP on the library computers
>>678773552
That's pretty cool man. I didn't even get to fuck this chick though :c she was never fat either. just social skills which she is still developing and she used to not have a baby face I guess
>>678773121
>that one girl who had to prove she was smarter than everyone all the time.
That is a fucking tard at my school
>>678761716
>that one kid that never eats during lunch and instead plays guitar
>that one kid that had a beard by 8th grade
>that one kid that dropped out weeks before graduation
>that one kid that threw stuff at the retarded kids during lunch
>that one kid that cheated his way all through school, never got caught, and now goes to University of Miami
>that one kid that brought vodka in a thermos and got black out drunk during lunch
>that one kid that dropped ecstasy and acid during the APUSH exam (shoutsout to my man foster)
>>678773776
Didn't know what a bomber jacket was, googled it to make sure you weren't talking about me.
Sophmore year i had a wierd ass friend who could regurgitate shit at anytime.
He puts ravioli in my bag pocket, and fucking regurgitates in it on a daily basis. Eventually, he puts it in this locker and it spawns maggots. I have to clean it out.
Pretty good guy otherwise
>>678773209
i told a irish kid that ireland is a land filled with icecubes he got realy but hurt and searched up icecubes and typed in ireland in the search bar in tech class he raged and started crying
>>678773622
Im a beaner too :( Dude i go to a school 90% blacks there are no fucking beaners just mostly blacks and a couple of whites like for example in my math class theres 18 nigs 4 whites and me the beaner :( i see kids from different schools with alot of mexicans and they are so HNGGGGG i thinking about transferring next year but i dont know i really dont like this school
>>678773600
check your privlege/dubs
>>678774071
But did you give him the formuoli
>the black kid who thought he fooled everyone into thinking he was french when in reality we thought he had downs.
>that one girl who was fucking hot in every way, but she hung out with the ugly, overweight, and otherwise undesirable and unpopular girls, so you never talked to her.
>That one kid who Parents were teachers at the same school.
>That one kid who was always sitting outside of the classroom.
>That one kid who kept showing up to school and going to his classes even though he actively tried to fail.
>That one kid, one per year, who died in some bizarre or unexpected manner.
>junior year in hs
>kid in my grade gets bullied a lot outside of school
>kid has lots of mental and family issues and everyone in his family is on meds
>kid sends letters to a shitton of guys at my school in all grades
>some of these letters he puts directly in their mailboxes
>letters consist of him asking these guys to take pictures of their bodies/answer specific questions for money
>kid gets expelled and sent to psych ward
>comes back for one day 2 months later
>never see him again
>feel real bad for his divorced dad
>>678774296
there was this one chick who people (including me) thought was french but she really had a speech impediment
That kid that takes your joke, says it louder and gets all the laughs and credit
My school was overrun with injuns and brazillians
>that one kid who stuttered but the stuttering didn't make sense
>for example, he'd rattle off the T sound like a fucking machine gun and whatever he was trying to say didn't start with a T, every single time
>>678774510
calm down haji
>>678765463
>that one "bisexual" girl
Fuck, I ended up dating one of those for a bit, and then became one of her beta orbits for a while after. I regret this a bit tbh.
>>678764504
>gets out of car
>By Mom!
>walks into school
>makes sure mom is gone
>puts on sparkys collar
>that special snowflake with "anxiety"
>that one pansexual
>that one kid who would show you youtube videos that you had already seen a million times during lunch
>that one kid who still thinks john cena memes are funny
>that one quiet, nerdy guy who was like 6'9"
>that one chinese guy who could barely speak english
>that one guy who was more of a loser than you in freshman year but was a total chad by senior year
>>678774510
Richie, you little meme-loving faggot. By the way your girlfriend looks like a vulture.
>>678774533
Brazillians are louder and more obnoxious than blacks, some of them are straight up rude as well.
That one freshman faggot who'd make horrid "girl getting fucked" sounds and ask questions like "is it rape if she came?"
>>678774340
>That one kid who Parents were teachers at the same school
THIS
>2 girls
>1 is a grade above me
>1 is a grade below me
>their grandma was principle of our elementary school
>their uncle was the P.E. coach and volleyball captain in middle school (both played volleyball)
>both parents were AP science and english teachers
>both girls now go to Ohio State and got full rides for volleyball and various academic achievements
some people just have it easy man
>>678774767
>every single girl
>jasmine, but she started as the bi who only dated guys
>now she's the panflute who only dates guys
>>678773587
Ive seen better faggot
>>678774777
>john cena memes
v&
>>678774823
That one kid sat behind me in 8th grade and would moan my name and he was a fat kid which made it awkwardly funny
>>678774823
Richie, again. He was also the kid who asked why lesbians use toys.
>>678774970
Oh fuck, I slipped.
b&
>that one kid who uses tf2 voiclines as responde/motivation
>>678774950
No, I genuinely hate Scotty.
>that one kid that made an MLP-related HS valedictorian speech
>school has about 1100 students across all grades (9-12)
>redneck area in the south
>district holds the country club houses and all the rich white kids
>9% minority rate with only 2% black
>Future Farmers of America is the biggest club takes up half of the cafeteria
>about 1/4 of the kids have ties to the KKK
>half of the cars are either Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, or paw paws 1982 lifted Chevy covered with flags
>everyone called blacks niggers right to their face
My school was great
>that one girl who was incredibly condescending to literally everyone because she got like a 2300 on her sat
>>678764664
as apposed to magical opium i assume
>>678774777
I was the tallest kid in my school.
>tfw being 6'5” has its ups and downs
>>678761716
>be me
>in it class
>my friend goes hey anon lets format the 500gb public server
>I dunno how he does it I'm not computer nerd
Teacher tries to look for a program in the drive
>can hardly breath as the drive disappears from the file browser
>500 gb of year 11/12 work mainly years of shit was deleted
>teacher goes down to it
>teacher and tech nerds come from the it departed
>nerd rage.jpeg
>teach comes into the room pulls my friend out as they found it was his school account that made the change
>guys is screaming at him outside
>teacher calmly explains that the tech guys are freaking out because it had everything
>turns out the whole crew got fired because they made,it so easy for. Someone to fuck the drive up
>>678774767
>that one pansexual
elaborate, you vile fiend.
>that kid that starts a smash bros club
>Mfw he's the only one in it
>that one kid everyone hated for being a nerdbomber but you sat next to him in class and found out he was chill as fuck
>>678765871
Where you from. I'm in Saskatchewan
>>678774920
Yeah I know this one girl who's "pansexual" but only dates dudes and says she has "anxiety" which we all know is for attention
>>678763313
No, that's his dad
>>678775141
I can't even say her name here because it's fucking weird and she's probably the only unfortunate soul on the planet to possess such a name, but yeah, I had one of those.
>>678772139
Are we always gonna be the funny ones? People like me... I have lots of friends but i feel like I'm always optional.
There's a lot "Cool, anon's here" but i doubt there's any of "man, where's anon, he's a total part of the group and there's missing something without him"
Same with grills, they like me, none love me though.
>that one PE teacher that was so fat she broke the elevator and we all had to be evacuated onto the school lawn because she pulled the fire alarm to get help
>That one really tall, autistic asian kid who could instantly solve any math problem. Literally instantly.
>That one guy who dropped out and somehow wound up a math professor at Northwestern University.
>That one chick who graduated from my high school and now has a good chance of becoming president of the USA
