Ylyl: stuff you've lost to edition
>>678759028
I lost to this weird thing
you know how you can run out of gas?
but before you can run out, you have to use up half
and before you run out, you have to use up half of that
and then you do half of that, and half of that, and it just keeps going, haha
so when do you run out? like, once you have half of half of half of half of half of half, there's still a little bit of gas in there, and you can still use up half of that before you run out, lol
I'm so confused
>>678759628
What's funny about this? Chick's a cute 7.75/10 and has a great rack.
Cant believe i lost to this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>678760442
My guess, from the green flashing light, and the word medicine on the wrap, is that they're a rapid weed delivery service.
If there isn't one, there should be.
>>678760368
thats Zeno's paradox
>achillies and the tortoise in a race
>tortoise gets a heads up
>perpetual halving insues
>to infinity
except that we live in the real world outside of the wonder of maths and its not possible
so ur a fag 4 keking
>>678761446
They look like a local station's storm chasing team in the plains.
>>678759628
I have a crush on Katie. Wut up 580?
>>678761752
Look up convergent series.
>>678761752
I think you missed the point dude, haha, you actually can run out of gas even though it doesn't make any sense. you can keep using up half of what you've got, even if you have like 0.000000000001% of the tank left
>>678762575
i don't know if kek or feel
>>678762575
Well that's just pitiful.
>>678762079
Enjoying the light show /b/ro.
>>678762575
>Favorite color
idk if this is the right thread for this but pls like the business's fb page TheHornGroup real estate. no new likes in the past month change it faggots. make it big please.
>>678763172
Kek
>>678762944
Same now that the hail has passed. 90mph winds had me sweatin' though.
>>678762575
Pathetic.
>>678760368
here's another one for you to chew on
>there's infinite numbers
>1,2,3,4,5,... you can pick any number as big as you want, and you can still add one.
>there are just as many even numbers as there are numbers
>you can literally line up all the even numbers with exactly one regular number
>1 goes with 2, 2 goes with 4, 3 goes with 6, 4 goes with 8, etc
>every regular number just gets lined up with itself times 2.
isn't that an absolute riot? haha
>>678762575
Thats just sad though
>>678763459
What size hail did you get? and ya the wind scares the fuck out of me in my shitty stick home.
Pic unrelated.
>>678763668
i don't know, babies, real boobs and vagina ?
>>678763172
this.... is edgy but hilarious
>>678759628
Post Moar of them tits
>>678763172
Fuck you i lost
>>678763927
>Vagina
What are you gay?
>>678762360
Kek
>>678762575
Lewis from yogscast/10
>>678763668
>no emotions
This is definitely not true.
>>678763944
>>678763172
Is there a joke about their fingers? I don't get it
>>678764256
What kind of insect is that?
>>678763888
Pea size
>>678764651
Go on.......
>>678764872
are you fucking retarded?
>>678764872
Its the same person.
>>678765478
I know but why is it funny
>>678763881
>sissy
>girlfriend
>>678764996
I have a friend that used to work for 7 he said Austin is a complete tool. He's got the kind of face that you just want to punch.
>>678764406
Orange poop?
>>678765667
Because she went in with optimism and ended up getting her head cut off by the people she intended to kill with the same expression.
>>678765736
I had a friend that knew him too and said the same.
>>678766047
Did your friend recently lose a guitar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z1EMFrpaFk
>>678766326
Nope. Sorry.
>>678765978
For some reason I was thinking that there was some other joke that I missed. Pretty funny.
>>678763172
Story?
>>678763494
you got me
>>678765887
too much fiber
The fuck is wrong with this thread. Weirdest YLYL ive ever seen.
>>678763881
*him
>>678766874
Yeah sorry that was me probably. I saved a hot pic earlier and wanted to create a hot weather girl thread but I got too loaded up on zanis and just decided to post here.
>>678762575
why doesn't he just sell the PSP and shit first, then go pay a proper hooker? am confused...
>>678767077
Checked. I can't stand that cunt.
>>678767132
>zanis
>>678767184
Not gonna get a proper hooker for $5, mate.
>>678766431
Chick got her head cut off
>>678759628
01189998819991197253
>>678767077
Checked the battery status
>>678766874
i think is weird, yet, interesting. Just like your mom.
HA HA HA YOU JUST GET TROLLED XDXDXD
>le troll master is here
.
.
.
Im very depressed and considering suicide. Sorry.
>>678759628
What's her name?
>>678767132
Jesus, well then why the fuck are half your pics some dude?
>>678766431
keep your head inside the bus.
>>678767969
Katie Western Lawton OK
>>678768099
I'm just grabbing pics off her facebook.
I lost to this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gRSHe0pSdc
>>678762686
How the fuck did I just lose to a horse in pants
Found another pic showing them sweet tits.
>>678764836
lost somehow
>>678768536
Are you from 9gag or something
>>67876680>>678766800
>>678759028
Lost what?
>>678764256
But nooooooooooooooooooo
>>678766800
brutal
Other 580 anon are you still here?
What do you think about Emily from OKC?
I always had a bigger crush on her.
>>678762167
Bretty gud. Sounds like something I would do.
>>678763881
Degenerate lgbtvq scum
>>678766741
no thanks, seizure police
>>678766800
fuck everything about this this can't be real
>>678764569
That's how you get ants.
>>678769373
kek
fuck you i almost made it all the way through
>>678766800
Watch out for that edge
>>678762869
HOLY SHIT TRIBETWELVE
>>678762575
I got sadness instead of keks
>>678764899
Fuck you I lost
>>678764872
Her head is cut off
>>678765581
Moar?
>>678769600
Lost
>>678769600
Dubs and lost
>>678769600
Why did I lose
>>678771931
This one is getting old
>>678771931
kek
>>678766356
fuck you i lost
>>678762575
This makes me sad
He looks like my brother who overdosed. Something about his smile makes me feel like he's got some issues he doesn't know how to work out
>>678763494
Fuck I lost
>>678759028
>be me
>recently got married to a solid 7/10
>she wants kids right away
>gets her wish
>fast forward 9 months
>baby is on the way
>In the waiting room because i couldn't handle it
>wife has baby
>mfw I see my child for the first time
>Told her she could name the baby anything she wanted
>She tells the doctor that her name is Love
>Wife isn't a hippy or anything
>I'm not a huge fan, but, fuck it, I promised her
>fast forward 10 years
>baby is growing up
>Love comes back from school crying
>Ask what's wrong
>says she's being bullied because of her name
>She dresses normal
>Always wears red nail polish
>but she is shy
>very shy
>she is still mocked constantly because of her not so ordinary name
>she comes home from school
>obviously disturbed
>ask her if it's about her name
>she says nothing
>just kisses me on the cheek and leaves
>first time she has kissed me since she was a baby
>Just wasn't her thing
>can hear wife pulling in
>She is home early from work
>hear door open from daughters room
>door then opens from garage
>loud blast goes off directly behind me
>i fall to the ground
>wife looks at me and screams
>i look down and see bullet through my chest
>love says something about her name
>I look up at my still beautiful wife
>I say
>shot through the heart
>and you're to blame
>you gave love
>a bad name
>>678772768
6/10
>>678771065
No, it is. Owner is Chinese, so this isn't that odd for them.
>>678759628
>Katie Western
>>678772768
GODDAMMIT
>>678772768
>>678759028
This is my funniest
>>678771931
>>678773174
And the second
>>678772768
9/10
great song choice
>>678766431
isis 1
kurdish hoe 0
>>678773174
>>678773266
This isn't a you rage you lose thread.
>>678759628
looks like shes falling forward
>>678763668
impregnation tho
>>678763881
*boyfriend
>>678759628
Would love to titty fuck them big tits
>>678763668
Some of us don't just look for sex in a partner.
>>678762786
No, because each cycle requires a finite amount of gas.
Thos beans
Check em
>>678759628
I live in that area. Shady 580.
>>678765111
Godamn it.. lost.. also checked
>>678762079
Only reason I watch kswo weather.
Fuckin storm was a bitch this evening tho.
>>678762686
>they're learning
>>678767537
Bahahahaha yessss.
>>678774635
Wasn't even that bad, though.
Certainly not the hail I had heard we were in for.
>>678774690
I lost to this reply fuck
>>678765882
>GET AWAY FROM HER YOU-
>Om-nom
>>678770534
>Butthurt fag detected
We know it's gay.
We don't care.
>>678763888
Duncan here. 90mph and quarters. Buying a house and gonna be pissed if it trashed the roof a week before I close!
>>678760368
>>678763771
I too watch Vsauce.
>>678760442
>7.75/10
kek
>>678774918
Yeah it wasn't tennis ball, thankfully. Marbles mostly at my place. Up to quarter but only a few. Dat wind caused some damage nearby it looked like.
>>678768536
Holy shit lost hard
>>678762723
At first I thought this was a face swap.
>>678763881
MORE LIKE THIS
Lost
>>678772768
I... This was great
>>678774918
I didn't even get any hail at all where I'm at. Middle of lawton by cameron
>>678773069
this was a great video
On the surface of the Earth, the escape velocity of my ass is about 11.2 kilometers per second (1.21 Terabytes), which is approximately 33 times the speed of soos (Mach 666)
>>678764899
kill yourself im ded
>>678763888
under-rated link to dope painting.
>>678765016
oh shit.. I mixed dandruff in with some cocaine I sold once. The guy freebased on foil so he essentially based a nice amount of my dandruff. Wonder if he choked when the taste hit the back of his throat.
>>678776028
>that's my fetish
>but I don't want it to happen to me
>>678775943
The wild is cold as fuck. Goddamn.
>>678775817
God damn it. This is how I lose? That shit was funny.
>>678776190
>>678776314
A couple of faggots huh
>>678776190
>>678776314
Dirty faggot manwhores like yous make me sick
>>678766356
>18.4375 lbs
asdf
>>678763172
What a fucking alpha..
NOT.
Shit like this makes me want to join the army.
Than I think about how corrupt the whole thing is. USA is fucking killing thousands of innocent civilians. ISIS is selling their oil to Turkey. The worlds so fucked up and corrupt.
>>678775849
this is a lot of effort for something so painfully stupid
>>678776805
>a lot of effort
define effort
>>678775849
>>678776565
>>678776624
>>678776709
Fucking stop
This is now a Battlestation thread
>>678761752
This is only linguistic problem really. It is about time, our linear concept of time and fact that we divide it into certain units is cause of Zeno's (and Parmenideses philosophical problems. In certain languages (some native americans for example) this wouldn't be possible
>>678776703
yup
>>678764882
Bump for answer
>>678759028
Lost to op....what the fuck
https://youtu.be/sFr8RgAxMeA
>>678777351
fucking lost hard
>>678776761
This is supposed to be funny
This.
>>678776624
Where does the line start?
>>678762786
Yeah, but a vehicle won't run on an infinitely decreasing amount of fuel. At some point the pump will no longer be able to pick up fuel, regardless of whether or not there is indeed still fuel in the tank.
>>678772768
Great pasta
>>678776028
Sauce
>>678777844
rigged
Died when i saw this
>>678778016
fucking how? how? how did I lose to this? to THIS?
gg
>>678774999
hitler shouldve gassed u, ugly mofo
>>678778190
cuz he has the smoothest moovests
>>678778128
fuckin brilliant meme my kind of taste good sir
>>678771367
fucking died
>>678776703
>USA is killing thousands of innocent civilians
lol since when
>>678771085
Lost my Shit at this. Best post.
>>678772768
>mfw I read the last 2 lines first
get fukt faggot 2/10
>>678763172
Fuck that's shitty
>>678766483
FUCKING LOST IT
>>678772956
How do you know?
>>678778260
Lost
>>678773266
>>678772628
Did your brother get laid with his psp?
>>678762786
the question then becomes,
how many times can you divide gas in half before it stops being gas?
at some point youre splitting atoms, since matter is finite
>>678765866
is this kendrik lamarr?
>>678764836
Almost giggled
>>678773069
What even is this fetish called.
>>678766177
anyone else notice he's using a mac?
>>678778704
that site blows...
>>678763494
>No fuck off
Damn that was good, I lost
>>678777611
Wtf is that
>>678777528
>>678777611
These only raise further questions!
>>678763172
Thank god I'm not so terrible of a person to laugh at this.
yet.
>>678776994
Destiny? Really faggot?
>>678779163
fake
>>678763172
Damn, she lost weight...
>>678775699
sauce
>>678771931
i dont get it
>>678779196
This reply made me cringe pretty hard
Youse a faggot
>>678776703
armyfag here, dont join. not only is it gay and like 99% bullshit, but the rules of engagement are so stupid you're most likely never gonna kill anything that isn't already trying to end your life
>>678779340
>newfag
>>678771627
Rekt
>>678779285
real you dipshit
>>678779406
lol you had your chance to pretend, good for you
>>678776994
Nice flesh light
>>678778070
kek
>>678779163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi
A whip scorpion.
>>678764622
Top kek
>>678776028
no no no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>678776164
Just reading brings back memories
>lost
>>678777296
Almost got me
>>678779425
as real as the love your mother feels for the state fair champion potato named "son" she spent 18 wasted years cultivating..
>>678763172
...fake as fuck, thank god. Made by someone with the sense of humor of an edgy 14 year old.
Both of the guy and the girl are noteable *anti* ISIS fighters. As in, they're on the same side of the fight. Right image is shopped.
>>678763668
This is the kind of delusional thinking you would see with someone who has never had a meaningful relationship with someone.
>>678763943
How is it edgy? Have I been misunderstanding what edgy means this whole time?
>>678777611
Aww, it's just a tailless whip scorpion... Lil bastard is harmless, not hellspawn!
>>678771922
So thats funny because your 14?
>>678780035
see
>>678779873
>>678780195
you're just fucking retarded
>>678777351
gee BIll, five weiners?
>>678777528
That looks a little like an illawarra raspy cricket, or a jerusalem cricket with weird mouth. Either way smush on sight.
>>678780245
you're*
>>678779660
What the fuck did you just fucking say about us, you white, privileged cishet male? We’ll have you know we graduated top of our class in feminist gender studies, and we’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the patriarchy, and we have over 300 confirmed privileges checked. We are trained in otherkin-ology, and we’re the top social justice warrior in the entire US social justice army. You are nothing to us but just another trans-misogynistic oppressor. We will dox you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark our fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that oppressive, triggering shit to us over the Internet? Check your privilege, fucker. As we speak, we are contacting our secret network of allies across the world, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot (Not that there's anything wrong with anyone who self-identifies as a maggot. Check your privilege. Again). The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fee-fees. You’re fucking dead, kid (Not that there's anything wrong with anyone who self-identifies as a kid. Check your non-goat-identifying privilege). We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can blog about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with two of our headmates. If only you could have known what retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. We will shit activism all over you and you will drown in it. Die cis scum.
