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Came home. Mom is passed out. What should I do /b. Roll 3 decides

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Came home. Mom is passed out. What should I do /b. Roll 3 decides
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suck her tits
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Show tits
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>>678752856
rollerino
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timestamp or gtfo

roll cum on her face
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>>678752794
Roll
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>>678752629
is she drunk?

>beer bottle in pussy
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>>678752629
Roll her over and post nudes.
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>>678752856
Roll
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Rape her
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>>678752938
Hold on. Posting time stamp
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timestamp and show titties
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>>678752938
rollin
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roll her over and take pic
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Gag and hog tie then proceed to fuck violently make sure to record and post for us to view
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>>678752856
Roll
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>>678753013
WINRAR
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>>678752856
Rolling
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>>678753013
WINRAR
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Time stamp pic with her face in it.
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>>678753013
do it
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>>678752629
Your mom sleeps on a twin mattress? Fuck off poorfag double nigger.
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Pour tomato sauce on her back then jizz on it
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Dick between her tits
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>>678753013
Ayy
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>>678753103
double winrar
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>>678752629
cum on her back and let it dry
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>>678753013
winrar_x64.exe
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>>678753013
Ok times tamped. Let me see if I can get a titty shot. Next roll. 7
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>>678753139
Roll
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>>678753183
IS SHE DRUNK OR WHAT???

>beer bottle in pussy
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>>678753183
what part of tits did you not understand
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>>678753183
show tits was the request. time stamp was just needed to verify the legitimacy of the photo. now show us her tits
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>>678753013

show titties op, i rolled 3
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Shoe on her head
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stick your weener inside her>>678753296
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>>678752629
Get a better mom who doesn't come home drunk
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Show her tits, and show her ass
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>>678753139
Rolling for this
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remove her pants
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cock in her mouth
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Roll for tits
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>>678753183
Show tits. Cum on her face
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>>678753375
Roll
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TITTIES WAS REQUESTED OP
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She moved
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>>678753183
Spread that PUSSY
check em
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>>678753347
Winrar
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>>678753183
Show her tits, op
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Leave her alone
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>>678753317
win win
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Just fucking jack off and take photos. C'mon, amateur.
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Tits
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>>678753183
beer bottle in pussy
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>>678753183
where are tits?
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Cum in her back
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>>678753183
No titties
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>>678753317
Eat it OP
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Jizz on her
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>>678753448
beer bottle in pussy
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>>678753448
???
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>>678753448
nice done OP, now show her ass
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>>678753532
Massive Roll
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>>678752629
Ask her if you can borrrow her car for prom
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>>678752629
if dubs lick her asshole
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PULL THE PANTS DOWN.
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Beat it and jizz on her back
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Ok too much confusion. Roll 4 for next request
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>>678753628
roll
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Titties
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>>678753423
Literally
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stick a beer bottle in her ass
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>>678753532
Rolling
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>>678753317
Win win win
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>>678753448
Put your dick in her pussy
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show us her ass
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pull her pants down
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>>678753667
Roll
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>>678753296
Tell her to put some clothes on and delete this thread
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>>678753532
Thus
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Place pickles on her back in the shape of a swastika
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I'm ready.
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WEBM of full body nude
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Jizz on her back OP trips demands it
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>>678753183
Passed out from what?

Also, her uncovered tits and her uncovered face pic, with your dick in her mouth.

She looks to young to be your mom.
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>>678753532
Rollerino
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Wake her up with your dick in mouth, record her reaction
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Fuck her and cum inside her pussy, post pic
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>>678753448
Tongue her asshole
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make her a get-well card
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Show her asshole and pussy
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cum on titties anon
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>>678753704
Eat it again OP
Winrar
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>>678753895
Re roll
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>>678752629

Jizz on her back.

You will be legend.

Trips get
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beer bottle in pussy
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>>678753711
roll
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>>678753893
Reroll
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>>678753704 underrated winrar
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How old is your Mom OP?
Getting hard.
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>>678753989
roll
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>>678753448
fuck her
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>>678753986
Roll
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>>678754000
TRIPS CONFIRMED, cum in her
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>>678754000
FUCKIN TRIPS m8
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Rollin.
Pull down pants op.
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>>678753986
Rolling
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>>678754000
WINRAR WE GOT TRIPS
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>>678753933
D U B S
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>>678752629
From the side of her face ur mom looks hot
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>>678753823
Fucking winrar kek
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Lick her asshole
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>>678753893
Rollerino
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is OP caught by mom
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>>678753867
This is a 7..>>678753296
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>>678752629
Nude
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op deliver faggot. he probs got caught
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I've gotten trips twice tonight can I do it again?

Cum on her faggot
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Put a blanket on her and tuck her in. Then kiss her good night and tell her that you love her.
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OP has turned to faggotry
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>>678754000

Pork her, dude
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Pull her pants down and show ass
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Rip op died a virgin faggot.
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Lick her asshole
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>>678753398
this
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>>678754204
I bet
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Be kind to OP.

put your dick between her ass cheeks
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Not that I'm complaining, but what kind of depressed fucker does this to his mom?
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>>678754288
nice dubs

also beer bottle in pussy, then pooper
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thread is kill
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>>678754288
Close man, close

OP put dick on her ass and take pic
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>>678754288

Dubs determined you jizz on your mom
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Stick a whole dill pickle in her ass using peanut butter as lube.
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>>678754133
op said 7 nigger
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>>678754461
dubs confirm thread is kill
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Facial
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>>678754288
Dubs checked
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>>678754501
roll
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>>678754540
this
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Do not let this 404 OP!!!! DONT YOU DIR ON ME!!!!
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>>678754534
roll
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Show asshole
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>>678754472
Close nothing, he got dubs faggot

Dubs override single get
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Op pussied out or he got caught
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>>678754000
>>678754000
Trips decide
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That ain't no mom.
>whitetrash pleb
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>>678752629
i really used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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OP's mom probably woke up and they're banging as we speak. Didn't you see how he was pinching that tit in the last pic?
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Pop off a nice cumblast on her face and when she wakes up tell her that she must have brought some guy home
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>>678754699
checked
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>>678754501
Or just eat a dill pickle with peanut butter on it. Snacks are good to keep you from over eating at meals.
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>>678753177
Dubs too
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>>678753893
Roll
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404 = trips
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Finger her asshole
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Thread dead
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Is she drunk enough to not remember anything you do to her?
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OP why are you posting pics of your gross slampig gf and calling her your mom
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>>678754757
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If someone gets 404, then this thread will 404
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why are you not streaming the two of you fucking ?
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>>678753532
Wow I thought of the same thing then thought that is kinda fucked up but let`s see what happens.
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COME ON OP DON'T BE A FAG
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>>678754716
dammit i already know this is pasta and i never seen it
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>>678754955
Roll
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Flip her over and let her tits pour into her pits
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Op is kill
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beer bottle in pussy, do it.
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Suck her nipples OP
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fuck on cam and post link for us to all watch
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Be a man and fuck your mom
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mom woke up grounded now. Sorry guys.
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Jizz in her ear after you take off the rest of her clothes.
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>>678752629
Why does your mom look so young, how old are you?
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>>678755225
Rolling
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>>678755221
oh for fuck sake
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Maybe mom woke up
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>>678755221
Offbyone
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>>678755084
>op
>not a fag
pick one
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>>678754000
OP don't fucking deny the trips
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>>678755267
Why do you think he's stopped posting?

Man you niggas is dumb
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Dead thread
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Fuck her in the ass, straight rape her.
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>>678755278
Rip op
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>>678755278
She has to go back to sleep sometime, OP..
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Is this what life has become?
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Beer bottle in vag
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ASS
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404
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Rape her in the pooper
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>>678753448
That fucking disgusting nipple, why does she have pimples and shit on her nipple?
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rip OP he tried
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>>678755249
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BEER BOTTLE IN PUSSY THEN POOPER
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Jizz on face
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Lol that's op's mum?
Is he like 10 or something?
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>>678755570
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op is kill
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>>678755544
You're cute, and it's past your bedtime
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>>678755364
baiting hard negro
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OP here, you guys have no chill, I'm bailing
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>>678755544
Virginfag detected
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>>678755588
DUBS + I guess, semi-trips
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OP here. She woke up after I tried to get a shot of her boob. She asked what I was doing but I said I was just trying to move her.

She was still in a drunken stupor. Hopefully she will forget.
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>>678755504
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Fist in pooper
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Jizz in her hair.
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uh oh OP's mom yelled at him
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>>678755544
they are not pimples but that is a nice observation and im not even OP.
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>>678755771
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>>678755723
>>678755747
Or I just don't like nipples with bumps on them, I've been with a few girls and their nipples didn't look like that shit.
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Fuck she want blackout drunk just sleepy drunk
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>>678755544
Oh come on, there's even boobs on the internet!...go to bed kid
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>>678755447
She has not even put a shirt back on and is laying back down. I'm going to attempt more pictures.
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>>678755767
More pics fag
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>>678755771
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>>678755822
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Give your mom a creampie
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>>678755738
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>678755882
Then they probably weren't turned on or were pancakes
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>>678755916
I don't know what boobs you've been looking at but the boobs I look at don't have shit looking nipples.
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>>678755878
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>>678755938
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OP here

My mom woke up and she is sucking my dick now

Pics after we're done
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Wake her up and tell her to get her fucking life together.
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>>678755882
Not when they're underage, no. You're a special kind of sick fuck to not have seen nips like this.
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>>678756103
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>>678756144
faggot
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wh...what?
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>>678756154
roll
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>>678756144
Next joke
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>>678756032
No, their nipples were erect but didn't have bumps on the areola. It's not my fault if you guys have shit taste in nipples.
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>>678756144
OP's mom here, can confirm
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>>678755882
>I just don't like nipples with bumps on them
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>>678756166
I'm 23, I've never been with an underage girl. There nipples didn't look like that, fuck off.
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>>678753893
Roll>>678755767
Creampie her

Just literally straight rape her. Post pics/video
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Op does she have shoes on? Maybe take her shoe off and bust a load on her foot.
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>>678756136
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even though ok is grounded for the rest of his life, how did nobody suggest that he pop that big pimple on his "mom's" back?
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OP here

My mom was actually my dad

enjoy fapping to his man boobs
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Anal sex
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>>678756376
>trying this hard
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OP here, stay posted for cancer guys.
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NEW THREAD?!?!!
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>>678756450
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>>678756144
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>>678756144
how can she be sucking your docl if i'm buttfucking her?
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>>678756376
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>>678756566
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>>678756275
Are you sure they weren't men? Retard

Get the fuck out of here and go look up some pictures of boobs faggot, and go to bed before your parents catch you
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>>678756762
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>>678756476
>biting this hard
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>>678752629
at least show her face
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OP here. She's in the bathroom and i can hear her moaning! Im masturbating as well. Ill go check if i can peep. Stay tuned
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>>678756862
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Sorry guys, finally took a photo of her tits
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>>678756960
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>>678756379
this
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>>678756968
OP delivered! Awesome man!
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>>678756968
>towers flying into a jet
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>>678757073
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>>678757148
Newfag detected
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>>678756968
make her swallow your load
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>>678757348
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Fuck her in the ass while wearing a make america great again hat.
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>>678757426
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>>678757433
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Promising bread molded fast
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She woke up
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>>678757817
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>>678752794
Roll
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>>678757912
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>>678757148
Please be bait
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POST SOME FUCKING TITTIES
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>>678758051
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Take some dog shit jizz on it and eat it.
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>>678758141
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>>678753013
>inb4 his mom wakes up
>rip OP
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>>678758390
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>>678753448

tell her u love her
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Op here.

I took some pictures.
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>>678758466
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>>678758636
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>>678758548

reroll, my nigga
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>>678758760
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>>678758905
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op is kill
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>>678759111
Trips checkd
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>>678759509
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This is now a spiderman thread.
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Y post a thread when you can't deliver fuck op
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>>678759712
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/voteban OP
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>>678759785
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>>678759750
he did >>678753448
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>>678760086
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>>678758634
Post 'em you Fagosaurus Rex!
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>>678760247

What do you think that picture was?
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>>678760222
Trips checkd
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>>678760353
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>>678760469
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>>678760543
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