Just got my first tat /b/, anyone else here have ink?
tattoo thread
>>678750798
terrible
i have a tattoo of 3 interlocking hearts, 1 for each of my 3 little sisters.
i want to get a Finn from Adventure Time tattoo. finn represents all the qualities of good; purity, courage, determination, good nature, child-like wonder. a reminder to always be brave, and try to do good, and not to lose a sense of wonder.
>>678750798
Nice. What chemical?
>>678751106
nigga thats gay
>>678751087
why u make me crai
>>678751106
Pic?
>>678751386
And so am I.
And I've seen enough bad things that I like reminders that life, and the world, is not all gray and dread. That there's something worth fighting for.
And a reminder to never give up.
>>678750798
OP, thank you for reminding me how awesome it is to have forgotten all of that fucking disgusting Ochem I had to take. That shit was gayer than a pink picnic basket full of fucking rainbows.
>>678751370
Estrogen
>>678751370
Ritalin, got a scrip for it a few months ago and it's done me a shit ton of good, turned my life around honestly
ketamine molecule?
Timestamp with foxhand or GTFO.
>>678750798
tattoos are fucking stupid especially when they are connected to a story that nobody wants to fucking hear. fuck off inkfags
>>678751732
have fun not making fuckloads of money working for a university
>>678751838
foxhand?
>>678751735
So are you female (unlikely) or a trap.
>>678751814
methylphenidate
specifically levo-methylphenidate
>>678751966
YOU GOT ME! Right where it hurts too, since I am definitely not a medfag (and even if I was, definitely not allopathic).
>>678751735
/thread
>>678752118
You make a foxshape with your free hand.
>>678751864
/thread
>>678750798
because the best tattoos are the ones you have to explain to people
>>678752138
that aint me buddy, and my gender remains a mystery
>>678751564
Do a Rickroll tatoo. He never gonna give up, never gonna let you down...
>>678750798
It's fucking stupid
>>678752138
Yeah it's me op I am a trap
>>678752386
my tattoos aren't for you dude, they're for me
>>678750798
as bad as a tattoo of fermat's last theorem
>>678751735
Kek.
>>678751864
i don't have tattoos for someone else to hear the story. i have them (one, at the moment) to remind myself of the story, and it isnt visible unless i want someone else to see it.
>>678752495
see this guys got the right idea.
mix some lightheartedness with something to give you a reminder now and then.
As someone who is interested in getting a tattoo, what are some tips on getting a tattoo for the first time?
>Pic of tattoo I plan on getting
Posting some 1/few of mine
>>678752585
then why are you posting it for everyone to see? keep it to yourself fucker
>>678752720
dont buy any lotion from the shop. get generic vitamin E lotion. dont get it from first place you check out. make sure to get at least 3 prices.
>>678751796
Wow that's retarded
>>678752787
ayy that's dope, how much did you spend?
2/few more
tatoos are fags
>>678750798
I've got three. My college logo, because I promised the women's basketball is get it if they went undefeated and won the national championship, a semicolon, because I survived two sucidide attempts last year, and a roller coaster because I fucking love roller coasters. Getting a tattoo of the Great Lakes in May! Pic related, coaster tattoo.
Been considering getting this on my back. Thoughts?
>>678753021
Cost me about three fitty
>>678752585
>my tattoos aren't for you dude, they're for me
>posts on imageforum
Sure anon, you just posted it here so you could see a pic you already have on a page before it 404s.
Next you'll be telling me there are feminine dicks
>>678753021
About a 1000 deep in my sleeve so far
3/not much more
>>678753062
That's cool as shit.
>>678752720
Eat a large meal the day before, drink nothing but water 24 hours before ur appointment, deal with the pain one or two quick breaks are okay but don't take too many. It's gonna itch when it heals don't scratch it Ull rip the "scabs " along with ur color and it will look terrible.
>>678752720
Just a heads up, it's easy to get addicted to them. I never thought I'd love them as much as I do, now I'm planning on getting to full sleeves. Just a heads up.
DMT
>>678753225
>how dare somebody want to start a thread about something they like
>>678753159
Decent, looks like something a 15 yo emo girl would get though.
Just got mine today
What do you think /b/?
>>678751796
Wow thats fucking retarded. You're retarded. Literally the effects of the drug is what made you think this tatoo was a good idea. You are going to regret this tatoo
>>678753079
>a semicolon, because I survived two sucidide attempts last year
thought you were gonna say a semilcolon because i survived a colonoscopy
>>6787530
'Survived' two suicide attempts? You mean you failed two suicide attempts.
>>678753616
Close, but it's actually in homage to this song.
https://youtu.be/XX5wk-6Mn5s
>>678753678
do you even know what ritalin does?
>>678750798
You got your very first tattoo on your wrist? Well, at least you didn't get tears on your cheek, you fucking poser.
>>678753666
You look like the devil you deserve those trips you spooky looking fuck
>>678753864
fucking kek
>>678753666
>666 trips
>scary goblin woman
back off evil satan
>>678752581
Knew it.
>>678751864
Then don't ask about the story?
I'm inked just to be inked
>it's permanent and you won't like it later
If I do, it's my problem, you don't need to tell me how to waste my money, because I'm perfectly fine at wasting money on my own.
>>678750798
Congrats on cucking yourself from ever getting a good job when you tattoo a fucking controlled substance on your arm you stupid son of a bitch.
>>678753079
>survived.
You mean failed. Fixed.
>>678754094
>scary goblin woman
>woman
looks like a tranny to me
>>678750798
Did they just freehand it? Cause that's what it looks like
>>678750798
Some of the shittiest line work I've seen. Kick your artist in the face.
R8 My ink bros
>>678754129
my friend do you even know what ritalin is used for
>>678754385
0/10
>>678754385
this is why you dont skimp on tattoos
>>678750798
terrible.
are these the new tribal?
My favorite is the tramp stamp. Literally putting a warning that the girl is a useless whore.
True story: flirting with hot girl. I see tramp stamp. I immediately stop talking with her. She is kinda drunk and leaning on me. I move away.
If she didn't have that stamp, I may have touched her. Dumb Barbie doll though. Hot until that stamp peeked out.
>>678754255
I'm not a tranny
no regrets etc
>>678754385
looks like somebody drew on you with a dry sharpie
>>678754385
Wear long sleeves for the rest of your life.
>>678754431
yeah, i take adderall because ritalin is for bitches. congrats on announcing to future employers you are enamored with a controlled substance you idiot. normal people don't get tats of the medications they use. how fucking high is this shit getting you to think this was a good idea? jesus christ
>>678753580
Those perfect straight lines and angles, that's a quality tattoo
>>678754594
I wonder what her/your/whatever pussy looks like.
>>678754594
Lead this lady to the nearest mcdonalds and let her pig out.
rate my ink /B/
>>678754978
I like that font. What's it called?
>>678754775
>gets a tattoo of a chemical
>is a chemist
no job my ass lmfao
>>678754594
I'm kinda afraid to ask, but tits?
>>678754978
oh boy you sure didnt pull this off google images or anything
>>678754978
Kek
>>678755107
It's "drunk 5th grader"
>>678753588
That shit is for reddit
>>678752720
Don't listen to these assholes, eat well that morning, water is good, bring advil, don't buy shop products, aquaphore is the best shit ever for healing(apply lightly) and most of all, don't fucking bargain hunt, I can't tell you how many people I've seen leave the shop in a huff over pricing only to come back a week later to schedule a cover up. You get what you pay for, go full custom shop.
>>678754978
"You used a scratcher??"
>>678755118
Everyone knows nobody hires chemists
>>678755118
>chemist
kek. hows that 35k a year treating you? good luck at your next interview explaining your tat of a controlled narcotic dipshit.
>>678750798
dude. that chemical pattern looks like a dong
>>678755275
Okay, thanks!
>>678754978
Honestly best tattoo I've ever seen 8/8
>>678754385
Looks like you taped a tattoo gun to your boyfriend's dick and he gave you them with it
>>678754978
yes! seen this pic once before. laugh whenever I think about it
>>678755107
Michelob Sans
step it up senpai
>>678751796
This is some cringey b8 m8
>>678755712
>Michelob Sans
kek
>>678751106
I might get a Finn tattoo one day it's my absolute favorite show in so many ways
>>678753079
Not bad (although Arrow multi-loopers are fucking brutal).
>>678753079
How can you survive two suicides... and in addition be proud of it? You must be very special.
>>678755758
No, YOU step it up!
>>678750798
Do you likes bees op? Is that a honeycomb? Why is it incomplete?
>>678751864
HOW DARE YOU FORCE ME TO LOOK AT YOUR TATTOOS AND ALSO HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT YOUR NARRATIVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE
>>678753580
Hippie faggot
>>678754594
People talk shit but you know I would legitimately muff dive and strike slow. For science.
>>678756012
>polymerase
I might get a tattoo of goggles one day to remind myself that I neither hate them nor love them.
>>678755275
Kek!
>>678752585
then get one on the inside of your skull.
scrimshaw! lol
> remove scalp
> saw off top half of skull
> peel brain and dural membranes out
> carve dickbutt into the inside
> replace top of skull
smug look
>>678753666
Are you okay?
R8 my ink bros
>>678751564
Have you ever tried not being gay? You know... Like a normal person
>>678753159
what the hell does that mean? "i once shot and killed and then ate eleven quail and it made me a man"?
>>678750798
You're literally a fucking loser
>>678756012
what protein?
GUYS GUYS...
rate my ink
>>678755805
fuck is this
>>678756469
I am offended. This wil not stand in 2016 America. 4chan human resources will hear of this.
>>678753079
>autism
>>678750798
What... why would you get a tattoo of that?
>>678756409
autism
>>678756643
ink/ink
Mine
>>678753225
> hates tattoos
> has to tell everyone in a tattoo thread how much he hates tattoos
why not start a tattoo cringe thread?
> starts tattoo cringe thread
> nobody replies
> hides in bedroom crying
this would be a good tattoo for you. it says "tau jeng" and means "to commit suicide by jumping head-first into a well."
>>678756555
trips confirms its possible to become man after killing eating 11 quails!
Go tell the fags at /r9k/
>>678756811
gay girraffe
>>678753580
have you ever taken DMT?
>>678756800
thanks anon, hope I made you think
>>678753392
9/10
>>678750798
I like OP. Check mine out
>>678756578
α-Amanitin (red) bound to RNA polymerase II
>>678756643
Fancy pen/10
>>678756852
buddy, this is the tattoo cringe thread
I've been thinking about getting a tattoo, I just have no idea what i want.
if anybody could suggest one that would be dank.
preferably something decently small and geometric/math related
>>678756578
Not totally but your not all the way wrong my nigga. But it's protegereal Mitiochondria manipulation in a 3D map.
>>678756951
it made me think of ink
>>678751796
people say you cant get a job with tatoos, and usually theyre wrong. but a tattoo of a fucking drug? lol. just scream "DON'T HIRE ME" at every interview and save them the extra minute
>>678756852
wow, so many assumptions.
I don't hate tattoos you faggot, go read the comment again.
Also
>this is not a tattoo cringe thread
>>678755134
U serious nigga
This is mine
>>678756852
Every tattoo thread is a tattoo cringe thread.
>>678756891
what can i say, i'm a big fan of the Intel 555 timer. god-tier chip. might even get this as a tattoo.
>>678757369
>nobody could possibly take ritalin for yknow, the reason it fucking exists
>>678757572
this
where is the like button?
>>678757524
This is my other
>>678757183
math related?
Anon, might I suggest
>e^(i \pi) + 1 = 0
it's one of my favorite equations since it combines all the 5 important constant e,pi,i,0 and 1, and the concept it represents is also just as awesome.
>>678753079
Gay as fuck. Is your next tattoo going to be an estrogen tattoo?
>>678757183
>>678757688
u wearing panties bro? or just pink underwear?
>>678757014
youre going to think that show was garbage in ten years
>>678757378
kek
>>678754593
They're more like the new Chinese symbols. Equally dumb tho.
>>678757688
>>678757524
dear god, do you also have a fedora tattooed on your fucking scalp?
shit tattoos too lmfao
>>678757620
What... Does that have to do with anything?
>>678753864
Hah, right?
>>678757831
Actually is an orange boxer m8
Picture is a bit fuzzy, but I'm too lazy to take another
>tribute to my father who died of brain cancer and was cremated and put in a Bios Urn.
Took 3 sessions, mostly because we fine tuned as we went
>>678757906
Yes, wanna see it?
>>678754385
Garbage/10
Did a 10 year old do those?
>>678757736
I was actually considering something similar, not the exact equation but i was thinking about doing e^i(pi)=-1
actually been wanting this sublime tat.
no idea where to put it though, definitely somewhere where it can't be seen when wearing at least a short-sleeve and jeans.
>>678751864
THANKKKK YOUUUU
>>678757830
looks like markings from a fursona
>>678757183
Fractals are pretty cool
>>678753079
One doesn't "survive" suicide. One just fails at it.
On a scale of a tap to a full on hardcore nipple twist how much do tattoos hurt?
>>678758360
Pecs
Rib cage
>>678758099
It's the exact same eqn anon, what are you talking about. I just moved the -1 to the left to get 2 more fundamental constants.
>>678756752
THE CURRENT YEAR
>>678754103
no one asked about the story which proves original anon's point...
>>678758524
Depends where ribs hurt like a bitch
>>678758524
They don't really hurt.
It's more of a consistent annoyance.
Imagine getting a shot, but the initial pain stays.
I've been meaning to get the arm tattoo in pic related. Anyone know if this will look good on my relatively skinny arm?
>>678758534
yeah, thats what i was thinking.
right now, im kind of considering on my back, just a something small on my shoulder blades.
>>678750798
holy fuck, do you even know what stereochemistry is?
fucking dashes and wedges
>>678758524
I guess it'd be between sawing off your nipple with a blunt knife and forcing you to eat it, while rubbing salt on your bleeding moobs,
and
maybe 2 kids 1 sandbox?
>>678754593
>true story
>tells asinine story that doesn't go anywhere and doesn't mean anything
Why would we think it was something you made up? You turned down a woman at the bar, amazing, tell another fantastic adventure from the true life of Johnny "Smokes cock for a living" Anon.
>>678751106
cringe
>>678757378
I'd fuck that condor
>>678750798
molecule tattoos are shitty and cliche as it is, but fucking methylphenidate? Way to choose a shitty drug.
>>678758524
depends.
friend's a tatto artist and he used the needle without any ink on my arm before. didnt hurt too bad, more like getting a lot of shots at once.
like multiple pinches over and over again.
>>678758771
You shouldn't get:
>movies, bands, games, a womans name
tattooed on yourself...
Unless you're absolutely dedicated to that or it made an impact on you...
You don't know, if say 20 years, you will still have the same interest or desire for that...
just saiyan
>>678758771
This is what it looks like
>>678759055
check'd
>>678757830
>the fucking smiley face on her pussy
>>678759055
what if the band name is the name of the band that I'm in
>>678759055
dubs speak truth
>>678754385
Mexican Detected
>>678750798
Wait...wouldn't that wedged bond cause ring strain resulting in a formation of carbocations which lead to carbon rearrangement? Never seen a wedged carbon-carbon bond within a cyclohexane molecule.
>>678759193
Still not a good idea - if you leave it later with painful memories, the tattoo would be a bad reminder
>>678758524
It feels like getting an injection, but over a long period of time (instead of just a quick in and out) so it's a slight sting and that's about it. Anyone that isn't getting a giant piece done over their back or full sleeve that complains about it hurting too much is a fucking pussy.
>>678759055
where's your fucking Pride you faggot
>>678759193
Will you be in that band forever?
Will you guys possibly break up?
You can't forsee the future..
Let's say you get kicked out, wouldn't you regret getting that tat?
>>678758776
Well, if thats what you like, in my very personal opinion, tattoos in that part of the body look like shit, i'd never get a tattoo there Because if i ever touch my back ita going to be a full back tattoo
>>678759055
It's not the tattoo of the game itself, just one that the main character has, who has a pretty big impact on me even after 12 years
>>678759071
>>678750798
What is that a sign of? How fucking gay you are for getting that trash on your skin for life?
>>678759071
Lol is it 1995 again
>>678758067
That's really nice. Sorry that happened, but it's cool that you wear the memory like that.
>>678757378
Imagine that giving birth kek
>>678759336
>>678759373
I will always be in my band though
the name might change, we're "Masturbation Frustration and the Fictitious Nipple", we were previously "Antchrist and the Meatwalkers"
>>678759455
huh?
>>678757830
I bet she's a fucking legend in the sack
>>678757680
Those people also don't tattoo it on their arms OP
>>678750798
>trendy tatoos
>>678759471
It's life, I was his caretaker so I got to spend every day (roughly 13 months) with him.
Also, for context, the leaves are canadian maple and each one represents a year with him.
Just a small fun fact
>>678759587
Yeah, you're retarded.
My only tattoo so far
>>678758067
When you get older, the pic of you and your dad is going to look like an alien
Hey /b/ r8 me
Bro, do you even science? Bonus points to anyone that guesses whats going on at the bottom
>>678759738
i do buddy
>>678759303
Dude, chill on the nighttime ochem. The carbon-carbon bond opposite the wedged one faces back too, they just didn't draw it as a wedge
Your tattoos are horribles. If you want to have somes, you have to find a nice one, not shits
>tattooing chemical diagrams on yourself
Cant wait for this meme to end.
>>678759081
Story?
>>678759861
I don't know how you'd think that.
Proper care+top quality ink+touch ups over time= a solid tattoo.
>>678759931
but you are also an idiot chemist who doesn't realize he is using a psychotropic medication and is in fact, simply high. good luck with your next interview champ
>>678759154
Really like
>>678759912
holy fuck i cant tell if thats bait or not
>>678760113
>touch ups over time
>solid tattoo
Pick one
mine
>>678759055
Unless it's a triforce. Triforce is timeless
>>678759969
I'm sorry, studying for finals so this thread intrigued me. And okay, thanks man.
>>678760214
It's not. Chlorophyll > some Ritalin popping faggot.
>>678759860
Man, the gov'ment censoring your tattoos ain't right.
>>678760113
Bro, your skin is going to expand and sag, no amount of touch-up is going to help with that.
>>678760283
>implying I need them anyway
>>678757620
Quality post
>>678759912
kill yourself holy shit
>>678750798
As a neuropharm major, I approve.
Fucking dope, Anon
>>678750798
Sorry everyone, I got a job and have a high school diploma, so I don't have any tattoos
>>678757620
Intel doesn't make the 555 you fuck
>>678760341
spelled wiener wrong
>>678760413
>your skin is going to expand and sag
Okay?
Do you seriously think you're doing anything here, apart from telling me the obvious finale of getting a tattoo?
Of course it's going to look like shit when I'm fucking 70, you're no genius for telling me this
>>678751735
LOL legend
>>678759860
>black flag
Edgy m8
>>678759860
Almost looks like maker studios' logo
>>678751796
You're a retard
>>678760401
your tattoos are spaced like shit, you basically copied shitty fission clip art, and your linework is horrible. good luck trying to fuck anyone you hopeless tool
>>678760351
there, fixed it for you
jesus some of you fags have terrible tattoo ideas, just get a dick on your ass cheek and call that adventure time.
>>678753678
Come back once you've learned how to spell tattoo, then you can call someone else retarded.
>>678759861
But ayy lmaos are sweet
>>678760156
>ADHD medicine
>ADHD will prevent you from getting a job
>what are long sleeves
>>678758580
Lol that's not even a needle the tattoo is one of those wet things
>>678760610
>Of course it's going to look like shit when I'm fucking 70
It's going to look like shit in maybe 10-15 years anon.
>>678758850
you were on a roll until you name-dropped "Johnny" to represent that anon
>>678760654
It's black flag dipshit.
>>678752720
Can you actually get tattoos with such vibrant colors?
>>678760392
No problem man, rings aren't the easiest things to visualize. Just don't make things more complicated than they need to be, I've been teaching ochem labs for 3 years and kids do it all the time. Good luck on your finals
>>678760694
Topkek
>>678760826
When I was in college, I hated my 6th semester, do you think I should get a
Fuck the Sixthsem?
>>678760522
finally some appreciation lmfao, thanks anon, so much of this thread has been people who know fuck all about chemistry
Never considered a sclera tattoo. Risks?
Could maybe be worthwhile if it's tasteful, like this.
just got this from another thread, relevant
>>678759212
thats fucking dank
>>678760884
that isn't what it means to "name drop"
>>678753072
so are alcohols
>>678753079
post your face
my only one
>>678760775
As I said before normal people don't tattoo controlled substances on their arms. You obviously get high off this shit and will be abusing it in no time at all. Have fun wearing long sleeves forever mr. drug abuser to be.
>>678761025
risk: going fucking blind
>>678753738
le kek
>>678760830
...and you base this on what exactly?
>you don't know my age
>don't know my genetics
Call me insane, but when you work out (this thing that's a sub-section of "exercise") and keep your skin healthy, it will extend your tattoo life.
Stop trying to sound like you know what you're talking about.
>>678758952
It's not the drug, as I understand it. It's the fact that a shitty drug changed his life. I agree about Ritalin in general, but the motivation is legit.
>>678760654
Its Black flag
Go back to red DE it
>>678761054
I can imagine myself getting a titjob from her, and feeling awesome as I save the day by preventing 9/11 with my dick
If you have a tattoo, that means automatic 50% deducted from my respect for you. You;ll have to work that much harder to earn it.
>>678760887
>hurr durr you're a dipshit for not knowing the logo of a shitty 80s punk band
Kill yourself
>>678760693
>>678760693
>implying I don't fuck myself
>>678750798
Is this what ylyl threads are called now? In that case this was a good one for once
>>678760969
definitely
>>678760830
>Implying everyone is a lazy fuck like you
>>678761054
>squeeze tits into tiny bra
>plane is actually hitting towers
>bra bursts/titty explosion
>???
>profit
>>678752330
/thread
>>678761444
im this way for 95% of the tats out there.. mostly just people ruining perfectly good skin. ill probably never get one
>>678760887
That's why I said "almost"...fucking "almost", did I fucking say it was the maker studios' logo? Jesus fucking christ kill yourself you fucking bread eating faggot
>>678750798
You got a tattoo of fucking methylphenidate ....
>>678761025
risk: looking like a homosexual, blind, regret 3 days after
>>678759731
not likely usually the more attention they seek the worse they are in the sack
>>678760969
I have a cyst, fuck the cystem!
>>678761802
indeed i did
I can't fit it all in one picture, but it's a full Phoenix the covers my entire half sleeve region. I got it after I broke my neck and suffered a severe tbi. Also had some stomach surgeries, but like the phoenix, I rose from the ashes.
>>678761444
I'm sorry senpai. I'll try harder :^(
>>678761414
internal bombs go off
towers go down
conspiracy is exposed
>>678755461
>chemist
>35k a year
Seriously, why do Americans even get up in the morning?
>>678761194
Yeah, I would guess that's a thing. I have no idea what's involved and how risky it might be, though, and I like that girl's eyes, so I'm curious.
Doubt I would ever go through with it; my job depends so much on vision that I want to keep everything away from my eyes. In a perfect world, if I could do this with 100% certainty of unchanged vision, I might.
>tats are permanent so they should have meaning
>literally nothing in my life i care about enough to get a tat
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>678753580
>long, scraggly hair
>patchy beard
post face faggot
>>678759912
a zit
>>678760948
Thanks man. We're apparently covering 18 chapters, so...lot of reading and practicing.
>>678761910
Like the one in this pic. Look at that lip bite. I bet those hips could gyrate hard enough to alter gravity. Legend in sack jr. Behind that one chick >>678757830
>>678761977
Faggot.
>>678762196
Well the smart ones don't get a degree in chemistry. And I guess the dumb ones just get high off ritalin.
>>678762214
>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
jokes aside I feel ya brah, no pun intended
>>678761977
Slightly better pic
