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Sup guys, need some help/ideas from you,

I just moved to a new house, the previous owners were killed a few years ago (dont ask me why or who they were, i dont know, all i know is they were shot) and the house was sold pretty much as they left it, still with most personal items.

Anyways, in the basement next to the playroom theres a room with an electronic combination lock and inside this room theres a pretty large safe (pic related). apparently it needs 2 combinations to open, and each dial needs a key to turn it, one of the dials is unlocked and turns freely but the other one doesnt.

Any ideas as to how i can open it? there must be something good inside probably money or drugs since i suspect the last owners where drugdealers.
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>>678724143
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Ask the previous owners idiot!
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>>678724792
did you even read? theyre dead
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Timestamp & just ask a locksmith, it's your property now
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Take this shit over to Reddit. They love safes over there. Post it in /r/pics
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Or if you think it's drugs and don't want people to know buy power tools and cut through it
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>>678724998
well, i asked a locksmith and he told me that drilling is my best bet, although i would rather keep the safe in working order as well since the safe itself must me worth something.
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>>678724143
Have you tried 53 32 4
I think that might be the combo
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>>678724998
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Have you tried using a bull dozer?
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>>678726086
definitely 46 32 15
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>>678726114
btw, i think i have one of the combinations, but im not sure, the master bedroom had 2 safeboxes and in one of them i found a ppiece of paper with these numbers 85 9 87 75, however i dont know how to put them in
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>>678724792
With what a luigi board?
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>>678724143

If you actually live there, call a lock-smith. They can come get it open. Either picking the key'd lock, or bypassing it with another method.
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>>678726876
>luigi board
kek
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>>678726876
>luigi board
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contact the original owner,have morals and dont steal shit :)
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alright so i put the numbers i found and i heard a click, is it possible that the second dial has the same combination? if so then i just have to pick the lock
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Get a power saw that can cut metal
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>>678727694

Get cancer kid.
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>>678727694
Did you fucking read? The owners are dead.
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>>678726876
Luigi got da skills to solve this mystery
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>>678724143
Havent you ever watched any Willie Coyote cartoons?
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>>678726876
>luigi board
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Bro just fucking drill through that shit and tell us what's inside.
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google motherfucker
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Looks like a fag too
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Why not just saw through a side wall to get past the door? Or at least cut a hole in a side wall thats big enough to see into the room behind this big ass diir
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>>678724143
Have you tried google?
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What power tools do you have OP?
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Pretty sure that's a gun safe.
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>>678728574
you don't understand how safes work do you?
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>>678728574

Don't you sperg autists realize that a safe is the exact same thickness / material all around? Did you just think it was a reinforced door and plastic walls???

This better have been bait because if not then just kill yourself.
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>>678728412
what if its a safe like in italian job and the glass breaks locking the safe forever???
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>luigi board
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ask the previous owner maybe he knows the combo
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>>678726611
Turn right passed 0 a few times land on 85 turn left to 9 right to 87 and left back to 75.
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Time to get some thermite friendo
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>maybe what killed the owners is still in the safe.
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>>678729241
you just gave me the chills bro.
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ask the last owner OP chances are you get a cool non ruined safe
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Get a grinder and bust that cunt straight open
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>>678728887
Sweet find
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I'd contact who you bought it from or the agency
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HOLY FUCK guys, i found this number written above the safe, can it be the combo? were the owners that stupid???? how do i put those numbers in???
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>>678729445
Can you fucking read you degenerate he said the previous owners are dead. FUCKING DEAD YOU RETARD SO HE CAN'T ASK THEM BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING DEAD
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Get in touch with the last owner
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Bro just talk to your realtor and have them get you in contact with the previous owners. It's not rocket surgery
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Implying that the safe would never have been opened during the supposed investigation surrounding the killing of the previous owners.
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Destroy safe to open safe take treasure inside and use to buy new safe
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>>678729650
How does that bait taste?
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>>678724143
Dude you're a fucking idiot. It took me 30 seconds to find both the safe and lock manufacturer. If you ACTUALLY own it, they will unlock it for you. Pretty sure you don't, so fuck off faggot.
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>>678729650
no need to get mad bro i slipped dat
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>>678729650
Ya, I see that, but wouldn't it be easier if OP just asked the previous owners for the combo?
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>>678729655
You've got to be fucking kidding.

He's said that the previous owners are fucking dead. Taking a dirt nap. Sleeping with the fishes. Take your fucking pick but they're dead you retard learn to read English or fuck off to space
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>>678729900
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Bro it's simple just ring up the previous owners and ask they tell you whatever you need to know re5ard
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>>678729857
why wouldnt i own it? its my house
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>>678729815
Pre Good
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>>678729979
yeah why not ring em up and ask them all polite like
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I bet the previous owners know how to open it. ask them
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Take it reddit. They Love safes.
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Ask the owners to open it
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Have you checked with the previous owners yet anon? Surely they'd know the combinations?
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Maybe you can almost kill yourself and get the answer real quick before you come back to life
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It's easy as to open just pull safe out of wall then proceed to drop from your roof of yur house and expecto patronum its open
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>>678729945
Yeah. But can't he just ask the previous owners, I'm pretty sure they would know or at least come and collect the contents.
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>>678729595
They did get shot so maybe?
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Even that one guy should have understood by now thats low Ass bait, Lets help him open It.
I wanna know whats inside.
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>>678729595
i think your full of shit OP
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>>678730334
Not every roof is as high as the ones at hogworts you dick
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>>678729241
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>op buys house
>doesnt know he has a safe

I dont buy this,else contact from who you bought it,or the previous owners
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>>678726876
>luigi board
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>>678724143
if you think there is some thing illegal in there buy a 150-230 mm angel grindrer and alot of dickes and cut the hinges of and then cut along the door. will take some tile but will not call the cops like the lock smith.
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>>678730457
Ah shit my mistake I really only specialize in opening safes that are in early 16th century castle or earlier they have the best safe throwing roofs
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>>678730489
oh i knew it had a safe, i never said i just found out
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OP here:

The numbers written on the door frame actually worked! But that was pretty much the most exciting part. When I opened the door the only thing inside was another, smaller safe. Pic related, does anyone know how I can get into this thing? The previous owners are dead or I would just ask them
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try the code you found OP failing that use your pocket rocket to pry it open
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>>678730709
Lol
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>>678730709
Fuck off that's already open
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>>678730709
You fucked up.

The door on that safe is cracked open already.

Kill yourself.
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>>678730709
http://www.antiquesnavigator.com/d-1527496/vintage-wards-salesman-sample-small-safe-home-deposit-vault-original-paint.html
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That safe is already opened
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>>678730709
It took me 2 seconds to reverse google search that image. This is bait you fucks
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>>678730709
Bad Bait, the safe in the picture is open.
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>>678730709
Nigga
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>>678729857
so how do they unlock it without the combination?
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>>678730709
Try and get in contact with the previous owners
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>>678730709
>4chin post filename
not even trying
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>>678730709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHnklj6PAs

if that fails find a friend or someone who can weld and have them cut it open
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OP here
I opened the safe. All that was in there was a moving life sized picture of a faggot. I think it was called a mirror
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>>678729650
Dude calm down.
He can still contact them with the luigi board.
>>678728887
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Somethings crook in telarook
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Is this a spiderman thread?
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And the ride ends
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>>678730709
>tfw op is asking for advice on how to open an unlocked safe
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>>678731161
No, its a luigi board thread
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What a douche nozzle
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>>678730547
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>>678731250
Are you retarded?
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OP here I opened the safe and I'll I found was the movie safe and I don't care for Asian girls so I didn't watch it goddamn Jason Stratham being all good at acting an fighting an shit
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>>678730547
>>Angel grinder
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>>678729650
Yeah, but OP didn't even try to ask them. WFT?
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OP here inside was the previous owners dildo collection and a dead nigger.
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>>678730709
USE THE FUCKING LUIGI BOARD
>>678728887
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>>678731014
may i know your name and your heritage?
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C4 that shit
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>>678731017
1. "anchored to make more difficult"
Can you imagine how funny this video would be if it wasn't anchored down? Rolling over everywhere?

2. Dude is RIPPED. No one is using tools like he is.
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Op here opened the safe and all o found was a coupon for safeway
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>>678726611
Do it like a highscool locker faggot
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Ok so, i forced the lock on the right dial, it now turns, but neither of the combinations i thought i had work, or maybe im turning them wrong? does anyone here even have a safe and can help out?
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>>678729650
>>678729945
>>678727893
>>678724958
Previous owners here. We're dead. The numbers are above the safe. We get WiFi in heaven, which is a real place. You can ask that girl from the Neverending Story. Anyways, you should have just asked us. We'd have told you.
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>>678731573
that would be hilarious

and if you have a long enough crowbar it shouldn't be that hard...
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>>678731741
kek
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>>678730709

Update: the smaller safe was already open, I was high as a nigger when I posted about it. Inside was ANOTHER, even smaller safe, and a crisp clean $20 dated 2008. Does anyone know how I can get this tiny safe open? The previous owners are dead so I would ask them but they dead.
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>>678731723
i hope to god that there's some bomb mechanism inside

can you stream yourself fondeling that lock?
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>>678731723
You should just open it.
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>>678731723
Op,
Locksmithfag here, I'll help, but I want pics of your mom.
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>>678724143
OK, for reals, a lock Smith will need to take the whole thing outta the wall. And then use like heavy power drills and shit.

So.... Good luck man, I tottaly think itd be a fun weekend with pals wailing on it with jackhammers and shit.
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>>678731723
use a lockpick op
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>>678731723
OP why don't you just ask the previous owners?
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>>678724143
You can rent a plasma cutter and cut the door off buut you may cut too deep and burn whatever is in there, could be drugs , unstable materials or ammunition many even explosives idk but a plasma cutter can get u in pretty fast
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>>678731752
It'd probably snap in two
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>>678731956

pic related: the money has "20" written on it in multiple places.. is that maybe the combination? how do I put it in
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>>678731723
>call locksmith
or
>do to town with a torch
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>>678726876
>Luigi board
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>>678731723
just to recap, the number i found in a safebox elsewhere in the house is 85 9 87 75 and the numbers written above the safe are 12 41 11 80?
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Fucking ant man that shit
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dig a hole under and be happy
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>>678731723
the chances of getting it open without damaging it are very low, best bet is take an angle grinder to the hinges
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>>678731723
If you put your mouth around the key hole and blow hard enough it will create a vacuum and open the lock.
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How does a safe work? Why won't drilling the door hinges off work?
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>>678732419
This works! I just tried it
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>>678724143
you'll be able to use the keys to bypass the combo, its a dimple lock so you'll need a half diamond
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>>678731723
Thermite, op.
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>>678732188
Lol plasma cutting is stupid plus you need a compressor and 220 or 440v power and that is going to spray molten metal fucking everywhere and definitely melt everything inside.

Probably try a locksmith first.
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>>678732488
You need to use a Luigi board.
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>>678732488
Don't think it would be much of a safe if all you have to do is drill the hinges off
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>>678731723
spin both dials anti clockwise 4 full rotations to reset them

on the left dial only

turn anticlockwise, go past zero once and stop on 12
turn anticlockwise fully around to 12 again
turn anticlockwise fully around to 12 again
turn anticlockwise fully around to 12 again

turn clockwise to 41
turn clockwise fully to 41
turn clockwise fully to 41

turn anticlockwise to 11
turn anticlockwise fully to 11

turn clockwise to 80

turn anticlockwise until the dial/safe clunks
open the door
get on the floor
everyone walk the dinosaur
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>>678732488
Luigi board is your best bet with all safes
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From now on anytime anyone asks how to open a safe just say use the Luigi board
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(1/2)

THE FIRST STEP IN MAKING THERMITE IS TO MAKE HEMATITE. IN LAYMAN'S
TERMS, HEMATITE IS IRON OXIDE (RUST). HERE IS A GOOD METHOD OF
MAKING LARGE QUANTITIES OF RUST. YOU WILL ELECTROLYZE A METER
ROD, SUCH AS A COMMON NAIL. YOU WILL NEED A SOURCE OF DC POWER AS
WELL. AN ELECTRIC TRAIN TRANSFORMER IS PERFECT. ATTATCH THE ROD
TO THE POSITIVE WIRE. THEN PLACE THE ROD AND THE NEGATIVE WIRE
IN OPPOSITE SIDES OF A GLASS JAR FILLED WITH WATER. PUT A LITTLE
SALT IN THE WATER, JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE IT CONDUCT WELL (A
TEASPOON). LET THE SETUP SIT OVERNIGHT. IN THE MORNING, THERE
WILL BE A DARK RED CRUD IN THE JAR. FILTER ALL THE CRUD OUT OF
THE WATER OF JUST FISH IT OUT WITH A SPOON. NOW YOU WILL NEED TO
DRY IT OUT. HEAT IT IN AN IRON POT UNTIL IT ALL TURNS A NICE
LIGHT RED.
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>>678730929
It's over, ladies and gents. OP lives to suck another dick.
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>>678732889
(2/2)
THE OTHER INGREDIANT YOU WILL NEED IS ALUMINUM FILINGS. YOU CAN
EITHER FILE DOWN A BAR OF ALUMINUM, OR (AS I SUGGEST) BUY
ALUMINUM FILINGS AT YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE SHOP. (IF YOU BUY THE
BAR, USE NO LESS THAN 94% PURE ALUMINUM. IT IS CALLED
DURALUMIN.) THAT'S ALMOST IT. NOW, MIX TOGETHER THE RUST AND
ALUMINUM FILINGS. THE RATIO SHOULD BE 8 GRAMS OF RUST PER 3
GRAMS OF ALUMINUM FILINGS. THAT'S THERMITE!

NOT, TO LIGHT IT. STICK A LENGTH OF MAGNESIUM RIBBON IN A PILE
OF THE THERMITE. (EITHER STEAL IT FROM CHEM LAB OR BUY IT AT
YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE STORE. IF NOT, ORDER FROM A CHEMICAL SUPPLY
HOUSE. IT'S PRETTY CHEAP.) THE RIBBON SHOULD STICK INTO THE
THERMITE LIKE A FUSE. NOW YOU LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM WITH A
BLOWTORCH. (DON'T WORRY, THE TORCH ISN'T HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THE
THERMITE.) WHEN THE BURNING MAGNESIUM REACHES THE THERMITE, IT
WILL LIGHT. WHEN THE THERMITE BURNS, GET THE HELL BACK! THAT
STUFF CAN VAPORIZE CARBON STEEL. IT DOES WONDERS ON HUMAN FLESH.

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why is everyone still saying that a locksmith would be the best choice?
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>>678732949
a decent smith would be able to pick it open in under 10 minutes
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>>678732222
kill yourself
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>>678732891
It was b8, not real op
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>>678731723
I have a safe and for mine I have to spin it right three times, then turn it left to the first number, three rotations to second number, two rotations to third number, and 1 more rotation to the last number all in alternating directions (starting with left if you can't read nigger)
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http://www.chinaseniorsupplier.com/Security_Protection/Locks/60372444340/Group_2_Satin_Chrome_3_Wheel_safe_lock_for_system_for_safe_boxes_LG_3390_2090.html
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>>678731723
Have you tried taunting it?
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so what was in the safe OP?
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>>678732889
>>678732947
green text it faggot
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>>678732825
dude youre a genius i did as u told me but nothing, then i tried same shit but starting clockwise and once i hit the last number i can hear clearly a click but the lever wont turn, what could be wrong?
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Are luigi boards safe to use?
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>>678724143
OK op call realestate and the him to either remove that shit or open it up
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>>678733867
Did you try doing the other fucking dial too
Or did you just figure that one could be left alone
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>>678734056
Luigi boards are incredibly safe to use
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butter yourself up and just slip inside through the cracks.

just make sure you bring extra butter so you can get back out and bring anything you might find in there.
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>>678733867
if the combination is reset, you can only open it with the keys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulNKpu7wwfs&nohtml5=False
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>>678734056
Very much so.

FDA approved.
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>>678734056
That guy looks like that pissed off cook.
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>>678732825
HOLY SHIT, it worked, i didnt read the last part about turning the other way till it clunks, fuck , i havent opened it yet, im fucking excited
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>>678734464
This has been bait the whole time hasn't it
I bet that safe is yours and you knew how to open it this whole time
You ARE THE PREVIOUS OWNER
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>>678734691
That means....

HE WAS SHOT.
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>>678734464
inb4 empty safe
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>>678734827
OP Has come back from the grave to bait us.
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>>678734827
No it's even worse.. He's a... A g-g-GHOST
LUIGI SAVE US
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>>678734464
Did you walk the dinosaur yet?

Don't fuck this up.
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>>678734843
> the game
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>>678731723
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>>678734827
does that mean he's Bruce Willis and we're all an annoying fat kid?
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>>678734988
Kek'd and check'd
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>>678735115
Wouldn't that be true anyway?
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>>678733867
That type of safe only requires one dial to open, the second dial is there for a third party backup (unless it's a custom safe, in which case you're screwed).

When the dial stiffens up, try turning it the same direction as you turned for the last number. For the clunk you have to turn it slowly, the disengage for the lock is actually really small.
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>>678735115
Most /b/ users are indeed annoying fat kids
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>>678734988
Kek'd and check'd
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SHIT
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>>678735268
rekt
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>>678734464
what's inside???

don't tell me you died OP

someone get the luigi board goddammit
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>>678735268
Told ya.

Should have walked the fucking dinosaur.
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>>678735268
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>>678735268
At this point just get a very large hammer, preferable a sledge
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>>678734988
BAKA and checked
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Op her . I am pulling a ruse. I already knew the combo XD
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>>678735268
smells alot like dank weed, i kid u not
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>>678735268
use the other set of numbers
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>>678729595
oh no, I doesnt totally look like this has been written 10 minutes ago
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>>678735268
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>>678735664
no man, each set was for each one of the dials, this new dial doesnt work with any of the others
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>>678724143
The homicide detectives left a giant safe untouched? Bullshit
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>>678735853
Try post numers as codes?
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>>678735268
where did the first door lock even engage into the safe's wall? no the same safe
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>>678735904
homicide detectives? fuck man, i wish we had those here
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>>678734455
it's nemesis' high school photo
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>>678735904
they're not going to open it if they don't have any real reason to open it. it's not like it's easy. but op full of shit anyway.
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>>678735904
So we lost our luigi board and now we cant get in that safe
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>>678736119
nemesis?
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>>678736049
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>>678736049
prob top and bottom, not side
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>>678736049
Good point.

Timestamp
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>>678733619
A second time?
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>>678736519
The chances are, if the two keys were written down in the house, the third will be written somewhere too.
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>>678736557
>>678736664
Both off by 2
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>>678736519
those are pretty small pins, but there's 2 doors anyway.
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op here, any more ideas? the lower door seems weak, im sure i can open that one with a crowe bar, top one i doubt so
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>>678736519
Oh fuck OP
The only two options now are a Luigi board of the ultimate answer: suicide
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>>678736664
Only how it works.
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>>678736787
man, this house is huge, and i dont feel like doing this anymore, maybe tomorrow ill try get it open
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>>678736920
Become one with the board
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>>678736850
I'm with this guy.
>>678736787
67876787 knows.

You found a scrap of paper with one combo (in another safe), another combo just written right there. Look all over the inside of that door for another combo.
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>>678737172
And can we verify that the two combos you found worked? one combo was for one dial and the other combo was for the other? Somehow I missed this...
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>>678736990
no keep going
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>>678737172
nothin written inside the safe, i guess ill have to buy a luigi board after all
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>>678737172
inb4 the last safe will have coordinates leading to Thailand or some shit. This is like a miniturized 3301.
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Drill the hinges
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Get ya some frikking explosives and blow dat sucker right open, mate! That'll get that beast to open, hehe!
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OP, open that outer door all teh way and show us the hinges for the inner doors.
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plasma cut it open would take along time, but would work
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>>678724143
You can open it alright...but you'll have to destroy the safe in the process. It's useless to you anyway the way it is...so fill your boots and get to work, fegit.

post your progress
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>>678737626
hinges on safe doors just facilitate the door swinging back and forth they don't actually secure the door
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>>678737966
>didn't skim through thread
>looks like a total faggot
>that's OK cos you suck dick
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>>678738250
quit wasting time fgt...we haven't got all night to answer your stupid questions
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>>678738240
it's mind blowing how many plebs think safe doors operate like their interior house doors
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>>678724143
>>/diy
they will help
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If you can't figure it out you can melt through it
Last resort tho it's a fucking sick looking safe
Actually looks more like a gunsafe than anything
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>>678724143
You should probably just get a hold of the last owners.
They'd probably give you a reward.
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>>678726876
>luigi board
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OP here, im just fucking with you guys, originally i wanted to fill the safe with dildos but i just dont have enough dildos laying around but probably most of you do
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>>678731336
No, he's just looking at the image of the fucking safe
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>>678736519
just drill it at this point. probably enough contents to pay for a new safe
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>>678724143
drill that son of a bitch open right meow
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Anal bump
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>>678738772
since I met your mom I haven't needed a dildo, she's got a bigger dick than king dong, son
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I'd drill out the inner doors. You don't really need them and it would be easy to replace those locks if you wanted them to actually lock again.
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Just contact the previous owners
>op being this retarded
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>>678732882
>>678732696
Is Luigi Board a new meme?
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trips says drill
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>>678728967
Fuckwit
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>>678726876
>luigi board
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>>678739176
He can't, they tragically died of suffocation, in a safe.
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>>678739196
Yes
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>>678729655
Fuckwit
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>>678726876
>luigi board

Why am I laughing so hard
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>>678739217
rolling in the honor of.
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don't die op
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bumper 2 bumper
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can someone cap this in case anyhting good happens? I gotta go to bed.
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>>678737875
more
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>>678739548
Defrib! Defrib!
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Guys, we must call upon Tupac to help with this caper. Everyone, grab your Luigi Boards!
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>>678724143
hinges on the outside of the door - get some thermite and take them off
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>>678736519
try the other combos on that one
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So what's the easiest way to force a way into this safe? The combination lock is weak, couldn't you destroy those dials and get access to the locking pins through the holes pretty easily?
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>>678739196
Yes.
It caused me to have many breaths.

so many breaths....
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>>678724143
kick it
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>>678740033
Bagged snacks are not going to help us right now

But thank you, they taste good.
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Just got to town with a sledgehammer or drill on it op

dubs or trips and i want to see progress
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>>678726876
what's a luh-loo-Luigi board?

sit your fat little behind down and Satan will shows yah
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>>678740189
how long have you been waiting to post that
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>>678726876
Luigi board
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alright guys, i pried open bottom door, and fuck me, theres no money, just 2 old laptops, a few used usb, a box full of new usb and 2 devices that i know know what they are
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>>678739894
ready
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>>678731603
Toppppp kek
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>>678740463
whats in the box
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>>678740463
Fuck off OP.

Those are yours.

Admit it.
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>>678740463
dont know* , what are they anyways?
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>>678740463
Sounds like blackhats maybe?
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>>678740463
tapes.... wow...
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>>678740487
Excellent!
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>>678740463
op where are the marks from prying it???????????????
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>>678740660
tape cartidges nigger
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What's on the USBs?
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>>678740463
WHATS ON THE FUCKING USBS!
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>>678740574
new usb drives
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inb4 bitcoin on usb drives
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>>678740463
get those laptops to power right meow and post whats on them
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>>678740463
That could be worth quite alot
They went to the effort of protecting it so much with an expensive safe
Be careful with those Its likely heavily secured
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OP'S GOT THE NUKE CODES OH FUCK

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This has become more interesting
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>>678740817
huh, thoes are nice,

Power on the laptops and show us whats on them
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>>678740817
Power on laptops. Plug in USB drives. Show us what's on them.

(Also, don't throw them away, potentially bitcoin on them.)
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>>678740463
inb4illicitimages
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Someone create a new thread and link it here
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>>678740463
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>>678740817
POWER THE LAPTOPS OP
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>>678741131
ive checked 2 of em, they have txt files with a bunch of emails and what seems passwords, ill screen shot in a min
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>>678726876
>luigi board
top fucking kek
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>>678726876
>>678726876
starting a petition to get /luigi/ board
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>>678729963
They mean use a Luigi Board you fuckwit
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>>678740463
Holy shit. Find an adapter of some sort to run tape cartridges. That isn't something you see ever day.
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>>678741378
Fucking profit, if not bait. Sell them to me. I'll give you 10$/entry.
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you better not enable any network connections on those laptops op
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>>678740660
external drive dock used for backup

the unused se9 usb sticks are kind of cool
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L̘̦͇̝̩͠E̫̯TS͉̟̬͉̺ ̦̦͉̭̻͎A̲̟͠ ̭̩̼͜G̖̤̤̤̪ͅO̷͍̝̙͔̺O̥͢O̡̳O̫͓͈̲͚͉
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>>678740463
I AM EXTREMELY ENTERTAINED
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>>678730293
this guy gets it
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>>678740771
this op
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>>678741612
Paranoid nigger who watched too many "Top 10 Deep Web Stories" videos.
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>>678730293
If this post is trips you have to do it.
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>>678741758
It might work
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>>678726876
hello /r/4chan
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someone create a new thread!
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>>678741650
Wash your hands before using the Luigi board perv.
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New bread for this?
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>>678724143
OP OP SPEAK TO US ARE YOU STILL THERE!!!!
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>>678731109
underrated post
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>>678740363
Nah, just did a google images search just for that
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>>678742109
Agreed
404 inbound
This is good bread
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>>678741751
You shouldn't do it anyway. You don't know what those laptops were for.
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>>678742123
>spunk guzzler
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>>678741378
heres a screenshot of this file, theres like 3 files with maybe 400 accounts
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did op get kill from seeing what on usb?
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>>678742273
Make a new thread and link it here
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>>678735904
>homicide detectives
>drug dealers
This isn't a movie, bucko.
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