Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Best German CV Claimed
>>678717468
>But sometimes you have to give people what they want.
Are you still mad cuz i didnt give you tuna this afternoon?
Dio-sama...
I feel like I've been here for a bit too long for a day.
>>678717908
Fucking street signs almost killed me.
>>678717824
kagami claimed!!!
i like girls
Who /dark souls 3/ here?
Yuno claimed
Tenryuu is claimed.
>>678717971
they tend to do that lol
>>678718017
me too....isn't it grand?
>>678717352
Good to hear nothing terribly bad happened, or at least nothing you think is worth mentioning right now.
>>678718017
So do I
C-c-c-claimed. Also sorry for not being involved, I'm watching police body cam videos on youtube for some reason.
Miho claimed
>>678717023
Shitty. Im fucked this week.
Renge still claimed as always
Still busy cooking/baking
QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>Would you rather be wrongly convicted of raping an infant and it survive or murder one and get away with it?
I personally would kill the baby. Who wants to be known as the guy that fucked a baby?
>>678718017
>>678718079
>>678718131
>like
>not love
>>678718242
Don't know how to answer this one
>>678717938
No, but my sister is.
It might be less lewd without the stockings, but people won't like it.
>Hatsuzuki claimed
>>678718131
That's pretty rad
Mio is miiiiine
Claiming Rin and piping down.
>>678718242
LAWL kill the little shit
>>678718242
Kill it for all you know it will be the next hitler.
>>678718242
Easy. Kill it.
>>678718200
how goes it renge?
>>678718340
ooooohhh you got me!!!!
>>678718242
What the actual fuck is this question.
I think both are terrible outcomes, everyone will look at you with despise either way and want you jailed.
>>678718242
Kill the baby
I mean you literally lose a shitton more by going to jail than by getting away murdering a soulles infant.
You got shitty questions
Obligatory claim.
>Thread slow down yet?
>>678718371
>>678718340
I love hot grils
is that better? ;^)
>>678718429
>next hitler
DONT KILL IT RETARD
/sage
>>678718242
kill the fucking infant are you kidding me?
is that even a contest?
im not being ass raped in prison, im not telling every kid I run into im a sex offender, im not circling the block confessing to everyone i raped a child
kill the fucking kid and get away with it, you'll forget eventually.
>>678717944
>Noice dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o&nohtml5=False
>>678718027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pqKiOZdI40
>Gonna buy ds3 soon
>>678718181
>watching police body cam
Watching how nyggers get arested ?
>>678718242
Kill
>>678718242
I feel like there is some sort of trick here.
I'm not answering it.
Claimed before heading to bed.
>>678718508
A little bit.
>>678718340
>I love girls
>>678718363
>No, but my sister is.
She is clearly having the time of her life in that pic.
>>678718658
Predownloading it as we speak
>>678718190
Well that's not good.
Anything specific you wish to talk about?
>>678718242
option 2 easy
>>678718508
NO
>>678718778
Goodnight.
sachi claim
>>678718628
>tfw akame ga kill
>>678718658
And how they get shot up after pulling a gun and watching their families cry and say the same old "they dindu nuffin" line, its the funniest thing ever.
>>678718503
How rational of you. It's a tougher question for the more emotionally adept.
Also: Is it weird to have a waifu if you're gayfu?
>>678718944
>tfw pic too small to see the face
>>678718489
No one will know you killed the baby.
>>678719023
>>678718778
Goodnight, Shiki. Sleep warm and well.
>>678718842
Good, got all flustered earlier and scuttled.
You up to anything, Galko?
>>678718872
You seem to keep up with it well, tell me your secrets.
You up to anything?
Kayo claimed
>>678718444
Trips checked. Ha ha!
>>678718531
Can't forget the qts
>>678718842
There we go!
>>678719023
well I'm straight but Dio's still the one I love
so I guess not
>>678718844
Exactly, but I left her alone in return for tuna I did not receive.
>>678719120
Oh... if thats the case the question is busted and im sure most would kill it.
But i dont know how the mind of a pedophile works and most of them dont kill the kids.
Mine
>>678718242
Kill it. Not about prison life.
>>678718855
I have to wait until tuesday because I ordered a physical copy
>>678719216
qt grils are the ones you marry
>>678718963
tyrone a good boi he dindu nuffin!!
>>678719163
Absolutely nothing. I might get some food later.
>>678719216
Yay
>>678719340
Elite four scum
>>678718778
good night eyes
>>678719163
Well first you gotta cut all social contacts.
Then you gotta put whatever random audio is available to you on in the background.
>You up to anything?
eating potatoes
>>678718663
It's pretty much could you kill a baby or not. No one wants option 1.
>>678719133
>:^)
>>678719223
You are a beautiful butterfly
>>678719381
"on the day he was shot, he was out spreading the word of Jesus" Pfft, yeah sure.
>>678718855
>Predownloading
You mean:
https://youtu.be/pMhfbLRoGEw
>>678718963
>and say the same old "they dindu nuffin"
Hymm
Are you watching this ?
https://youtu.be/gEZUnKIf49I
>>678718508
Hello Hando kun !
How was your day ??
Lurking
>You out there, Ananas?
>>678719381
What you planning on eating?
>>678719487
>eating potatoes
My neon white individual of Irish color.
I'm doing both of those right now, you're a pro.
>>678719588
nice dubs tomoko anon,
>>678719691
No.
Wait, are you?
>>678718242
Wrongly convicted.
I can still prove my prosecutors wrong.
>>678718872
Just more money problems. Haven't turn much a profit off that car yet.
>>678719691
i like /b/ ananas
>>678718242
Murder it and get away.
Because of the reasons you stated.
Also. I have no morals
>>678719834
Thank famanon
Okay better question: you have 20 tries to shoot a basketball into the hoop
From the half court on live national television
Every shot gets you a million dollars. If you make none, you are sentenced 10 years in prison
Would you take the challenge?
>>678719630
He din rob no store he wuz goin to skool!!
>>678719704
Probably just fast food.
>>678719991
yep, definitely just to see where it takes me
WE
>>678719991
ez one
no
I suck balls at basketball
>>678719991
>im a nigger of course i would
Jk
Still would tho
>>678719651
Well hey there man, you seem excited. Hope you slept well, buddy.
My day? Was alright, played Halo for a bit and ate some food. Just sort of sitting down and relaxing now.
What you up to, adorable?
>>678719991
Kek, I am horrible at making shots. Nah.
>>678720013
Hope that's good, man. Play any vidya lately?
>>678719704
I'm so white i can shop at the mall without being followed.
>>678719948
murder is easy so long as you don't get lazy on body disposal
>>678719357
Ouch sucks, I can play at midnight
>>678719651
Nope, on ps4
>>678719991
Hell yeah! I am a negro so Im automatically good at basketball
>>678719991
I'm white.
>>678719360
Those are actually the wifey material
>>678719651
No, but thank you for the video!
>>678720013
he was gettin hi lyfe 2geter he waz goin 2 church erry sunday, Justice for tyrone!
claimed
>>678720205
Hallo Hand-kun
>>678719991
I'd do it. Risk need to be taken and it would be a great prison story.
>>678719991
do i have time to practice before hand?
>>678719248
Are you trying to make me feel bad now? I told you to wait until night if you wanted some tuna.
>>678720211
im so white, that when i wear shorts people wonder if im actually a premature baby
>>678720313
Wheres your tomato?
>>678720205
Nope. I might buy Space Engineers soon, though.
>>678720275
>obligatory riots
>>678719360
Qt grils with purple eyes <3
>>678720254
seriously, glad to meet someone who thinks the same
>>678719991
Well. I'm white.
So I wont be good as basketball.
But they wont put a white man under arrest.
So I might aswell try for the hoops
>>678719991
Wow fuk u 2
I wouldn't because I would get raped hard in prison. I'm really weak and have a delicious b00ty.
>>678720572
I still have something for you.
>>678720211
I'm so white that I frequently complain about stomach pains.
>apparently that's a thing we do
One time I was hanging out at the mall and I was leaning up against some corner wall. Whenever people walked past my they were scared shitless because they thought I was a mugger, kek.
>>678720361
Hey buddy, you sleep well?
>>678720572
Mmm, nice. Recently just got Mad Max, hope that plays well.
>>678720632
best taste!!!!!
>>678720572
>chimping out
>>678720632
Qt vampires with golden eyes <3
>>678720715
Hhm, hows your day?
Wait is there lube in prison?
>>678720876
You could have said qt time rangers to exalt the both of us.
>>678720441
I just meant to answer your question and highlight the importance of tuna.
>>678720538
oops, forgot this
>>678720715
It looks pretty cool.
>>678720632
>not blue
>>678720809
Seeing niggers chimp out in person is quite incredible.
>from a safe distance
>>678720709
Alright.
>>678721002
time rangers?
Dio is no ranger
Dio RULES time.
>>678721020
No one here values tuna properly.
>>678720989
Nonon is far superior
>>678720715
Nice, love shit like that.
>remembering dem stomach stereotypes
my nigga
once walked into a liquor store wearing a hat and hoodie. guy looked like he just shit himself.
>>678720451
I'm so white police let me talk my way outa shit
>>678720989
Meant mhhm
wasted my weekend
>>678721123
I dont see niggers do that around where I live because there arent many, but there are so many Native Americans that do the same shit all the time. They're dark skinned so its close enough to niggers but with more ooga booga magic shit
>>678721020
Aww you look so cute desperate like that.
>cuddling ensues
You know what time is it?
>>678721295
*life
>>678721173
im sorry
>>678721123
Here.
>>678721295
so did i....every weekend
>>678721191
You arent life fibers tho are you?
>>678721476
n-no idea
>>678721566
I knew it.
>>678721123
Speaking about IRL girls now, blue is pretty good but gray eyes are my favourite.
And then theres that rare genetic mutation that makes your eyes purple...
>>678721503
No u aren't
>>678720104
What's one way to look at it
>>678720154
>>678720186
>>678720205
>>678720245
>>678720250
>>678720406
>>678720672
>>678720691
>>678720996
Kek
>>678720427
Fuck no lol
>>678720433
Mugi, your parents can bail you out that doesn't count!
>>678720641
Fuck yeah. Hotties are the trophy wives
>>678721191
Is it you?
>>678720205
>you seem excited
Sorry i use too many punctuation marks
My next day in job promises well
>possible promotion , finaly
And i would like to recall what I said about Ukrainians. They are very helpfull and know what to do.
>played Halo
Ahhh man i want console too
>>678720245
>Noice
>>678720275
I do nuffin mate
Anons:
Describe your day with one word:
>Dirty
>>678721137
This is why i hate including Dio on any comparation or whatever.
Dio is superior, period.
>>678721745
pleas tell that's real....i have heterochromia but jesus that's awesome
>>678721470
>ooga booga magic shit
kek
I live in a pretty big city and I saw my fair share of nigger action in high school.
>>678721812
Boring
>>678721566
Of course.
>>678721799
I'm white but I took basketball in elementary school I'm practically a pro
:^)
>>678721928
It's why when I compliment someone's waifu, the best I can do is say that they are not COMPLETELY worthless, except if I compare them to the other waifus.
>>678721963
I demand a picture of your eyes
>>678721812
Diddly
>>678721973
Galko you just got pranked dude
>>678721793
;(
/Claim
>>678721812
Tiring
>>678721566
I'm going to save this for reasons...
>>678721973
There were like a handful of niggers at my school but I only saw them while I was in football but they never caused any trouble. I guess it was because they were all lightskins.
>they were all our best wide receivers
>>678721727
>>678721973
I know you like it.
>>678722181
PRANK'D
>>678721724
Stop acting timid and tell me what is going to happen next.
You know it very well.
>>678721745
forgot to say it was me.
>>678722021
Oh shit!
>>678722226
Kirino!
>>678722112
for....science????
>>678722364
For Science
>>678718017
Yeah, me to.
Too bad most of them are gold diggers and think that they're the center of the universe.
That's one of the reasons we're here today, isn't it?
>>678718242
Kill it because chances are it'll be a normie when it grows up
>>678718429
>implying that's a bad thing
>>678718963
Dindus gonna dindu
>>678719991
I'm too white
>>678717824
>still relevant
>in my heart
Claimed
>>678721963
You do? I actually never saw a person IRL with it, only cats and dogs.
Its fucking awesome, everyone is living with only 1 eye color and meanwhile you have two!
(I have literally no idea if there are negative sides to heterochromia, pls dont think im a jerk if there are.)
>>678722485
>>678720989
Going good, man. Glad you slept well, doing anything right now?
>>678721228
Kek, steel trap for random stuff like that.
Love walking around with that look, just scared everyone. It's great.
>>678721123
Haven't seen much of it myself.
>>678721812
Mmmm, hope you get that promotion man. Nice guy like you deserves that.
Yeah, Xbox 360 has it's perks. Along with the original Xbox. You up to anything?
>>678721745
>IRL girls
Never again...
>>678722181
rip
>>678722229
My school was like 40% nigger, but all of the fights and stuff were between niggers
>I caused one
>>678722460
alright ill try, lemme see if my phone sucks today..
>>678722611
Do you want to know a secret?
I've always despised milk, but I love cowtits involved with milk.
And when I say despise milk, I just mean Milk, not cheese or anything made with milk
it just goes throught my throat horribly, like drinking air
>>678722485
>I'm too white
They're so white in canada they is no basketball.
>>678722722
>awaits eagerly
>>678722229
>>678722181
>>678722638
>>678722722
HYPE
>>678721745
Fucking beautiful!!
>>678722722
!!!
>>678722771
If thats your problem with milk can you even drink water?
>>678722638
That guy just pranked you too hard
>My school was like 40% niggers
My school right now is like 40% niggers too
Some black guy overheard me say nigger to one my friends and I'm just glad I'm still in one piece
Desu
>>678722634
> Nice guy like you deserves that.
Dont make me laugh
>im rooting inside
>You up to anything?
Probably will heading the bed
>Little nap before job
>>678722265
I guess you're not giving me much of a choice.
If you don't give me the tuna I'll have to take it by force.
>>678723009
Milk is even more liquid than water.
or something around these words.
Most awkward cap ever?
- tsuzu
>>678722771
Something is clearly wrong with you.
>>678723145
>even more liquid that water
Yeah and diamond is the hardest metal known to man.
-Holstaur image.
