Waifu claiming ver.4.04
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Best German CV Claimed
>>678723300
Thanks for thread
sachi claim
Chara claimed
Fucking niggers.
Reminder that everyone's waifu is beautiful and they love you
>>678722638
>>678723023
My school is mainly natives and beaner (me being a beaner, but the kind that actually cares about is life) I'm glad theres hardly any niggers.
>>678722867
Lewd
>>678721812
Now I want to go play halo 5, but not by myself
>>678723300
Nice double dubs
Claimed
Can't delete I made. Sorry
Dio-sama...
tuna claimed
Emps claimed
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>If you woke up as Hitler/Jesus Christ (depending on your beliefs) and could only rid the world of one sect of people, who would it be?
I'd pick Muslims because the world would be much more peaceful without their barbaric ways.
>>678723520
>>678722611
>
>>678722771
I'm sorry to hear that, man
My condolences
That must suck
>puns
>blow my fucking brains out with a Mcdoublebarrel shotgun
>>678722823
Hockey though
>>678723536
Smells like genocide
>>678723663
Hai emperor.
>>678723036
Did you have a good night Desu?
>>678723066
Oh you will take it by force? You know i control time, you really think you can do it without the handcuffs hidden in the 3rd drawer?
>>678723730
now THATS a hard choice
Remove feminists or muslims.
>>678723730
I'd kill off the "subhuman" sect
In other words, anything that isn't white
>>678723730
I'd probably also pick Muslims. I'm scared of them
>>678723730
Who isn't going to pick muslims?
At least blacks stay in their shit towns.
>>678723730
Feminists
"A buttload of dildos, is only one"
-words of a quitter
>>678723300
tat claimed
>>678723946
Agreed
>>678723730
Can I group Niggers and Muslims together?
>>678723541
The beaners at my school were almost as bad.
You seem cool though, I like you.
>>678723878
Damn I didn't think of them. SJW cucks are allowing Muslims to destroy the West. Hmmm.
>>678723922
Very nice
>>678723936
Yes they are very spooky
>>678724104
>judging someone based on something they have literally no control over.
>>678723730
Child molesters and pedophiles
>>678723455
No problemo
>always at your service
>>678723629
>Can't delete I made. Sorry
Nothing happens
>Next time cause i will heading the bed
>>678723730
Haha ofc muslims
>i hate them
>>678723922
>You chose the Hitler path
Well done
>>678724193
Nah, SJW aren't that big of a problem. They're getting rather ridiculous and some fat whales rolling around aren't as bad as some religious fanatics killing over imaginary virgins
>>678723536
>>678724104
>>678724269
Hey, niggers doesnt only describe blacks, but mexicans, asians and whites as well.
stop being so racist
>>678724400
I kinda liked that one.
>>678723730
I'd get rid of niggers. Not African Americans, but niggers.
>>678724104
Thanks essay :^]
>>678723830
I'm not going to give you that chance by letting go of you.
I think we have to do this the old fashioned way...
>tickle attack :^)
>>678723730
The shitposters that waste precious hours of their lives spamming /waifu/
>>678723730
Ignorant people unable to think for themselves.
>>678724269
>Not automatically hating anything that is not white, is jewish, or is muslim
Because there's the possibility of white jews or musilms.
They are literally the caner killing this world.
>>678724454
>niggers
>includes asians, mexicans, and whites
>tfw
>>678724291
been a while woman.
>>678724389
meant to say I can't delete thread I made
Obligatory claim.
>>678724372
Respectable.
>>678724104
No that's what makes it hard. Although I guess you could just say Neanderthals.
>>678723830
Yes I did desu.
>>678724591
Haha Who would Hitler's waifu be?>>678724569
Like Neil Degrasse Tyson?
>>678724397
They really are the ones pushing for Muslim immigration into Europe though.
>>678724569
No problem man
>>678724269
K E K
>>678724857
Hello Handman
>>678724932
well, no muslims means no pushing muslims in here, right?
I stand by kill the mudslims hehe
>>678724941
>>678724530
You've liked all of them.
>>678724655
this isn't 1864.
today calling someone a faggot or gay is the equivalent of calling some stupid, it no longer means you're gay.
today calling someone stupid today is no longer a proper medical term, rather a term for when you make a mistake.
today calling someone a nigger means they're a low life degenerate gang banger
you go to any ghetto, and it isn't just blacks. you have white trash, spicks and gooks. And they're all nigger
>>678724857
Hello Hand-san
>>678724269
Remember that those people have gene sets that give them certain traits, passed down from their parents.
They don't control WHAT they're born as, but they do control WHO they become.
Many more niggers take the wrong path than whites because that's how they're raised and it's in their blood.
They have no control over the race their born as, but they sure as hell have control over being a functioning human being or being a hood rat nigger.
Am I missing anything?
mine
>>678724932
Neil Degrasse Tyson is respectible and will live. Tyrone Chikin will get euthanized
>>678724941
You can come to our parties anytime friend
>>678725252
Not realy, I may like cow tits but I have to say that I don't like Galko
>>678724590
>tsuzu used tickle attack.
>its super effective!
Stop, stop!
>MLG reversal
Lets see if you can handle as much
>>678725314
This ties in with >>678725430
By the way
I'll be off now. I uh.. got some unwanted nigger neighbors to ki- take care off
Renge
Is
Back
Finally done baking
Will post in a second here
>>678724932
Then Neanderthals it is.
>>678725446
I will.
>>678725597
What did I do?
>>678725430
AY SHUT CHO MOUTH RASSISS ASS BITCH
DEY DINDU NUFFIN
>>678725703
The art and the hair made out of plastic, thats what you did
I mean you technically didn't do it
but y'no
Misty claimed
![IMAG0143[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qf96zAO.jpg "IMAG0143[1].jpg")
it's very slight ( ones green ones blue) sorry if expectations were higher...
Claimed
>>678725687
Peanut butter chocolate chip
Tried out a new recipe and it didn't quite get as much peanut flavor as I'd have liked, but it worked ok
I'm going to go and play some halo 5 now, I'll see you all later~!
>>678725849
You're beatiful
>>678724590
>>678725600
I just remembered how it all started... with a chokehold. Then a friendship, and then it turned into something more...
>>678724941
Heyo Galko.
>>678724951
Hey Mugi, hope you're well.
>>678725346
Hey adorable, up to anything?
>>678725717
>death to the racist white honky devil
>>678725314
sorry im from the south ;)
>>678725849
I dun get it
>>678725885
Hi Ruri
>>678725849
>disappointed as fuck!
Still nice eyes though
>>678725849
Thats awesome! I dont know if in the sun its easier to notice but it has the cool part of heterochromia and since the eyes arent so different it doesnt have the weird part of heterochromia.
>>678725717
Oh shit, you're right!
The truth is racist and oppressive so it's considered taboo to speak the truth!
I guess I'll go to jail now for "hate speech" in this glorious country "of the fee" with it's "freedom" of speech.
Basically I'm a white oppressor and I need to check my privilege
>>678725946
Cya!
>maybe you can join JTTF...
>>678725446
Don't waste the food like that.
>>678725600
I'm not that ticklish...
>surprise counter attack
now you either surrender or cheat.
I'll not be going easy on you again.
So Uhh
Im off
Gute Nacht Everyone
>LEWD master ends job now
>>678725978
im alright
>>678726231
Goodnight beautiful
>>678725885
Ruri
>>678726040
sorry lol, that'd be cool if i had one blue one brown or something like that, but nobody has brown eyes in my family
>>678726231
See you later, Graf.
>pat pat
>>678726242
>Ain't nobody worrying about me
Up to anything?
>>678725917
Looks tasty.
>>678725978
Being weird with Homura, I guess.
>>678725976
I remember the surprise chokehold.
>and passing out
>>678725703
>>678725597
That's a lie and you know it.
>>678725946
Bye!
>>678726205
I agree.
>>678726231
Goodnight Graf.
>>678725970
YOU are beautiful
>>678726598
Galko just makes me feel uncomfortable just by looker at her.
Nothing about her looks like a human.
>>678726525
not at all
i feel like i wasted my weekend but then again i feel like shit every sunday
>>678726231
Sleep tight Graff o/
>>678726210
I dont know how to continue this without derailing into ERP.
Truth is, you worked hard and deserve your tuna. You really do.
>>678726652
JTTF needs the members...
>>678726580
>and waking up in my place
>>678726652
>>678726795
I'm done for now, but I will be back soon.
Brb. Chowing down on aunty's crawfish. Bye for now!
>>678727013
We are strong enough when combined to take them on, though I agree the more the merrier.
>>678727013
You know JTTF will never beat DFC when you publicly announce you need members.
>>678727013
>>678727255
We need stronger numbers in case the DFC tries to rise up again.
>>678727206
Don't come back please
>>678726795
>Nothing about her looks like a human.
Shots fired.
>>678726982
Sure... just give me the handcuffs out of your shield and we can proceed?..
I know you keep them in there.
>>678727039
Now that you mention it...
Shin-chan absolutely claimed.
>>678727385
Im confused, explain what all of this is. (its probably obvious but I'm too autistic to figure it out)
>>678727206
Please don't
what happing
>>678726029
Greetings, other Tomokoanon.
How's your day so far?
>>678726438
Yuuko
>>678727275
You will never win.
>>678727385
They try to rise up regularly but have had no success.
>>678723730
Ur waifu is shit
Claimed
>>678727684
DFC has already won
>>678727860
Absolutely Disgusting
>>678727652
It's been pretty slow, but not bad. What about yours?
>>678727696
Ok
>>678727255
Learn from the mistakes of the Enclave against the NCR, Legion, and BOS.
Also learn from the same mistake the western BOS made against the NCR.
In both cases the stronger units were overrun by an army of more numerous units.
If we lose one member in battle it hurts us more in the long run than if they lost ten.
>>678727275
JTTF wants to avoid direct conflict because it would be the end of us.
The reason DFC high command hasn'y gone after us is because they know they'll suffer heavy losses.
>>678727684
We're currently at a ceasefire
>>678727627
Titty drama
>>678727422
Promise me to not stop if i tell you to.
>hands out pink handcuffs
>>678727544
Hey, i treated you well with some tea and cookies afterwards while preventing you from leaving because you could pass out again.
>It was totally not stockholm syndrom that brought us together
>>678727891
whoo!!! team dfc
what is DFC
>>678727546
Good lord i never realised Shin Chan art is this bad.
>>678727684
Aha keep believing that if it makes you happy, but >>678727891 says it all.
>>678728174
Delicious flat chest
>>678728174
DFC (Delicious Flat Chest) and JTTF (Joint Tit Task Force)
>>678727891
You have won nothing, and never will.
>>678728058
Trust me I know, we are the specialized and very capable heavy units, we're rarer and of higher quality but they have numbers.
>>678728064
Good.
>>678728250
>Implying I'll believe a thumbnail.
>>678728174
- Homuranon
http://strawpoll.me/7333903
Vote
Alright, back for real. What have I missed this evening? I know it's nothing but I'll feel better if someone tells me it's nothing. Last-minute survey asks anons what their favorite smell is.
Also throwing out support for that DFC life.
>>678728329
>>678728355
Ok got it
Thanks
>>678728355
DFC is disgusting but Joint Tit Task Force is one of the most retarded name I've seen yet.
Milinda claim.
>>678728355
What have I just walked into.....
>>678728250
Haha it's awful. I'm glad someone else knows it exists. I forgot all about it.
>>678728450
hmmmm, rain smell
I always like to step out when this shit starts happening again...
Guess i'll leave now
Goodnight thread.
>>678728082
I'm not going to stop until I had my fill.
>locks Homura up
Now let me check that third drawer...
Jesus Christ how many of these things do you keep around?
>locks up Homura some more
That's what you get for starving me like that,
but you can believe me this hurts me more than it hurts you
>it doesn't feel as good for me, though
I think now it gets 2lewd finally...
>>678728428
>>678728450
The smell of poutine
because it usualy means that I'm about to eat poutine.
and poutine is good
UNLIKE D F C
>>678728811
good night yuuko, have a nice night
>>678728634
Best smell
>>678728811
Goodnight beautiful
I'm back from work!
>>678728450
The sweet scent of roses.
>i know im lame
>>678728957
how was it? hope you didn't work too hard
>>678728811
Night Yuuko
>>678728904
fuck outta here bud
flat chest is life
>>678728970
Nah, they do smell great
>>678728811
Goodnight dubs
>>678728957
Hi Fran!
>>678728450
Rain/Vanilla
>>678728970
roses do smell good though...
Interior crocodile alligator
>>678728450
>favorite smell
Crispy burnt Jews
>>678729074
>flat chest is life
Dio is life*
I mean come on, are you even trying?
You should've said "flat chest would be life if Dio didn't exist"
Altho I believe that Cowtits are gr8 compared to inferior embarassing flat chests.
>>678723300
i used to have a waifu
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678728856
>Jesus Christ how many of these things do you keep around?
You know... its always better to have more than needed, just in case.
>it doesn't feel as good for me, though
Dont worry i still care about you, and after all your hard work its gonna feel better than anything you felt before.
Alright... time to draw the line. So you were going to watch anime earlier, what was the series?
>>678729277
I drive a chevrolet movie theater
>>678728450
Vanilla
>>678729055
Not to busy today
>>678729178
Hey! Great choice of smells, by the way
>>678728970
But a good kind of lame
>>678729277
I drive a chrevolet movie theater
Weird answer to my own question, either jet fuel or cedar
>>678729277
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>678729467
oooo i do love the smell of gasoline and exhaust
>>678728450
The corpse of an enemy.
>>678728811
Goodnight.
>>678729294
Also good.
>>678729467
My second choice for your answer would have to be the smell that pops when you're breaking cannabis buds.
>>678729599
kek I forgot that meme even existed
>>678729277
I drive a Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf. H
>>678729466
Thanks.
Are you ready for the surgery?
>>678729599
kek
>>678729732
what does it smell like?
>>678729761
I just heard it for the first time like 3 weeks ago
>>678729277
I drive a shitty bike.
>>678729925
Gonna go with weed
>>678729930
Really? That was a while ago
>>678729938
Motorised or people powered?
>Obligatory late Rory claim
Big words from someone owing me a lot of tuna and locked up lewdly on their bed...
I started watching EP but finished only one episode since the threads calmed down fairly quickly again....
will watch more tomorrow.
>>678730063
what does that smell like lol?
>>678729919
Let's so it!
BEGIN THE OPERATION!
>>678729761
>>678729930
I'm confused, I wasn't let on for this meme
>>678729925
Its a really unique smell that i cant relate with anything else.
Kinda like grass but bittersweet.
>>678729930
top kek that was like 7 years ago
Shitpost
>>678730201
Prepare to get meme'd on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik#t=71
>>678730218
hmmmmm, weird lel
>>678730243
straight from the dank memes vault
