Waifu claiming thread. >I'm running out of claw jokes
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Waifu claiming thread.
>I'm running out of claw jokes
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Dio-sama...
>>678707628
kagami claimed Claimed
The one and only
Edge city
Tenryuu is claimed.
Renge checking in with previous anon's late-entered survey:
What's your favorite cake?
Thread is going too fast.
>>678707429
Get off my dick boi
>>678707440
Welcome back
>>678707552
Gonna whip ya silly and fuck ya stupid~
Kobato-chan claimed.
These Yuno anons are so fucking cringy
me on the right.
>>678707429
I want quality gifs, not 2 second clips from the show.
>>678707800
50% is Yuno edgepost
>>678707786
White
this thread will not be without ebola
>>678707899
Finally the testicles have arrived.
>>678707786
i don't really eat cake, but marble i guess....
>>678707786
Mugi's cakes
>god tier caeks
>>678707786
THE cake
doot doot
>>678707786
Brownies
>>678707924
They are worse then Saracens, I didn't think that was possible.
>>678708005
Hi there Ebola chan.
Fuck off m8
>>678707465
>I hate unnecessarily edgy stuff.
How did you make it that far in Death Note to begin with?
>>678707786
Lemon meringue pie
>>678707914
Or he could stop being a tumblr reject and embrace webms
>>678707899
As expected
>>678708005
OOOOH MY GOD
Is it really you?
This is a great compilation. Especially Feel Good Hit of the Summer.
https://youtu.be/wZiqjgEhoHQ
>>678707196
Make me.
>>678707314
Yes, lets.
>>678707552
Killing spree.
>>678707914
>quality
>just a reskin of another gif
>>678707628
>Cringe thread
>>678707765
It's the cute yuno!
>>678707786
Cookie cake, Christmas cake and a big bootied bitch
>>678707882
Awwwwwww!
>>678707899
I honesty think the two are RPGing
Sanya Claimed
ᴵ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᶰ ᶦᵗ ᶠᶦᶰᵃᶫᶫʸ, ʷᵉ ˢʰᵃᶫᶫ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰᵉᶰ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵈᵒᶰᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ⋅⋅
>>678708134
Hello~, Anon-kun~.
>>678707786
Vanilla cake.
When I was younger I loved chocolate cake and hated vanilla, but now chocolate cake kind of disgusts me a lil depending of the cake.
>>678707786
black forest
All you're other cakes a shit.
Black forest is the obvious master and godking of cakes.
>>678707245
>>678707628
>the claw is a lie
claiming sachi
>>678708005
hello there
been a while
>>678708255
Stop enjoying it! This is getting kinda gay!
>>678708261
Have you killed anyone today?
Claimin' Rally Vincent.
oh shit i left
>>678708218
Which is much better than the shit you post
>jpeg with yotsuba themed background
Too retarded for transparancy?
>>678708434
Hundreds.
Worry not.
I'd wait months for it.
>>678707786
Tres leches because im a beaner
>>678707882
Thanks my dude
Hamakaze claimed
>>678708433
Would you really marry someone like her?
>>678708466
Welcome back mugi, hopefully not an imposter.
>>678708531
Great to hear.
>>678708218
Still better than a 2 second clip. Your point is flawed.
>>678708162
>Webms
>Light
>Fast
>Easy to store
Why do people prefer gifs to webms anyway? They are objectively better.
>>678708005
Not comparable to Dio, but it's quite nice when compared to others.
>>678708188
Fuck I love those guys. Great taste.
>>678708116
Updoot
>>678708116
It didn't read as edgy as the show probably is. I think it's an interesting concept, really liked it up until L died.
>>678708674
>Marrying
>Waifu
U wot m8?
>>678708013
I guess?
>I've just been watching this unfold and cringing the whole time
>>678708255
>RPGing
I think you made a mistake there.
>>678708466
I don't want you to leave.
>>678708708
Fuck you
I am imposter mugi
Aka MiO
>>678708884
I'm serious. Would you really marry her if she was real?
>>678708746
Because they get their stuff from tumblr and is too retarded to make webms.
>>678708815
>It didn't read as edgy as the show probably is. I think it's an interesting concept, really liked it up until L died.
You remember Watamotes op? Death note does that unironically.
>>678708957
>
>>678708433
It was gay the moment you started shitposting.
>>678708520
>uses webm
>not even a gif
Kek, what a fag.
>>678708255
I RPing is for fags.
>>678707899
>cringe
>has bimbo waifu
>lurks
Oh the irony
>>678707786
Two layer double chocolate cake. I'm fat at heart.
>>678708327
just 'cause it's german...
>>678708433
Too cute!
>>678708893
Fuck I meant Raping
>>678709175
You two are meant for each other tho
>>678708708
It's the legit Mugi
>>678708893
Thanks bro
>>678709182
no?
>>678709074
>married
>2016
>Getting maried
>pleb
>>678709328
NOT FUCKING RAPE
RPING! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!!!
>>678709263
Clearly master race
I'll brb, probably next thread, actually baking now. Who wants cookies?
>>678709496
No, no, I think you had it right that time
~Renganon
>>678709496
rping, raping whats the difference?!?
>>678709175
>implying there's anything wrong with lurking
Thing is Yunofag, lurking more is exactly what you should be doing.
>>678709479
Did that vn ever become anything?
>>678709110
Haha it's pretty funny how extreme they can make writing in a journal. That was a hilarious reference. Well that sucks.
>>678709074
She seem the type to kiss me while Im on the shitter, can I really say no?
>>678709175
Hey HEY.. it aint gay unless balls are touching
>>678709328
I know you are but what am I!
>>678709358
the really real mugi anon?
>>678709496
you sure you dont mean erping?
>>678708674
There's nothing really wrong with her, she's mostly just misunderstood.
>>678709434
then why have a waifu if youre not going to put a ring on it?
>>678709546
ooo ooo i do
>>678709358
I am confused. >>678708957
>>678709546
Nah I am good.
>>678709629
RP rape?
>>678709701
Would you poop on her if she asked?
>>678709375
Actually the truth is I'm a huge shitposting fag who needs to stop posting.
Feels good to move to my pc
>>678709733
What if she drugs you and binds you to a chair?
>>678709263
More likely because I am.
I guess it's probable there are comparable cakes.
Can't say I tried a huge variety of them, especially not foreign ones.
But black forest cake is good.
>>678709645
>lurk more
>it lurk moar
Dubs gets me b&
>>678709546
I need cookies in my life.
>>678709723
really really real
Music aids the one who works, what is everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DokBeZKKeKI
>>678709645
To be honest... I never checked it out. I saved hundreds of terrible memes but i didn't watch that yet.
>>678709894
LAWL no that's disgusting
>>678709175
>lurks
I very rarely lurk, unless I have nothing to talk about, and I just haven't posted much today because you guys have been filling like half of the thread with literal cringe that like 3 people care about.
>I don't like being rude
>I just had to say it
>>678709358
No problem my man
>>678709328
kek
>>678709936
PC a best
>>678709781
There's some Mio going around acting as me apparently
None of you would marry your waifus if they were real?
>>678709629
Do you really want to know?
You shouldn't ask questions you don't want answered.
Lurking.
>>678709990
>saving thumbnails
And moar was terrible and should stay dead.
>>678710211
Why wouldn't I?
>>678709645
>implying I don't
>implying That wasn't cringe
>implying you aren't cringe
>implying your waifu isn't shit
Wew lad, tumblrfags these days.
>>678709931
No you're not <3
>>678710103
What if she begs you to do it?
>>678710211
I would but she's probably a lesbian so I don't have a chance.
>>678684336
Im done for today.
See you all tomorow.
>>678710211
Of course not, what are you fucking gay?
>>678710211
yeah definitely
>>678710069
This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
>>678710188
Fucking hell, why can't that fag just claim a different waifu?
>>678710211
The crusades aren't a person so no.
>>678710444
Well that was a werd link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsF0rFyd76M
>>678710166
Yeah, but its nice to be on my phone sometimes. It's a bit more private.
>>678709982
Like I said, she's just misunderstood.
>>678710350
Moar is love moar is life
>Dubs and I cut my finget off
>>678710386
Who exactly are you quoting?
>>678710069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx71PKiWI7s&nohtml5=False
I'm listening to this mundane track for now.
>>678709609
>>678709629
Kek
>>678709701
A mature anon who doesn't dispute over who loves who more. You kids are so cute
>>678709723
No. They haven't got there yet
>>678710444
cya
>nice trips
dont forget about THE CLAW
>>678710444
see ya later
>>678707628
Claiming Rin later than normal. I fell asleep
C.C. Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
>>678710673
(You)
>>678710662
Not that anon but what if she tries to convert people to Islam?
>>678710755
Ayyy, how are you doing?
>>678710818
Hey that's where I'm from!
>>678710415
She'd better be a good cock suck after she cleans up and slapping myself for doing something terrible as that
>>678710685
Oy he started it! I'm fuckin with him til he decides to chill and hop off my dick
>>678710648
That's understandable.
So how do u claim a Waifu
>>678710069
I was late on the train for Tyler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lDqMx4rmFU
ika claimed
>>678710877
Dubs and i convert to islam
Trips i convert back
>>678711033
JUST
>>678711033
>tfw "how do u claim a waifu"
>>678711033
You don't claim a waifu, she claims you.
>>678710877
Happily cuddling with my girl
>>678710662
You sure you could handle her though? She's a pro-only level yandere. I was pretty fond of her character in the show, but i'm pretty sure that if i were in Yuuki's shoes, i would've gotten myself killed.
>>678711033
First you lurk
>>678710411
Good then...
the answer is there isn't one.
[rapes internally]
>I don't want to go to jail I don't want to go to jail I don't want to go to jail
>>678711138
Just...?
>>678711065
Thankfully you didn't get dubs.
>>678711178
Sounds like fun.
>>678711367
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>>678710962
The picture or the video? Either way, i don't know.
>>678711138
CUCK
>>678711023
It's easier to hide the good good
>>678711285
>Being this weak willed
Lawl queer shes thirsty for the D, make her ass suck it, easy as that
Roll 1337 or 69. I kill myself. Roll dubs
I get all waifus. Roll trips i kill all waifus. Quads or more onw of you cut off your dick
>>678711177
Should've said "She claims your heart"
but good reply anyways
>>678711488
He probably means Alaska
>>678711387
DO IT
>>678710685
It's not about that, it's about respect. He's an imposter on my turf. I wouldn't expect you to understand, you share your waifu with every guy on the board.
>>678711285
Of course, she never did anything to intentionally hurt Yuki. You've got to understand her on a mental level.
Guess who it is?
>>678711549
You don't stand a chance!
>>678711764
Fuck off stocking
>>678711285
Yanderes are easy to deal with.
Just trigger her on purpose and stab her in the neck the moment she does a violent move.
And if you love her, then it's survival of the fittest, bubby
>>678711723
>He's an imposter on my turf
Your tumblr page?
>>678711764
Hand kun
>>678711549
shit deal
>>678711764
a faggot
>>678711764
Chen?
>>678711764
mai
>>678711902
Nyet is no stocking.
>>678711830
Why does she have a dumb ass smug look on her face. Like holy shit I just want to punch it out its that bad.
>>678711588
sometimes i lay awake at night wishing she never did
>>678711138
>>678711171
>>678711177
>>678711353
I pick this guy then
>>678711911
>>678711960
>>678711963
>>678711991
Nyet, is me Russian Goku.
>>678711007
Okay I'll sit back and enjoy the show.
>>678711488
The pic
>>678711723
Kids. They'll never learn
>>678711908
Topkek
>>678711863
I see you've lost your clothing, I wonder where it went..
>>678712070
Very good.
>>678712070
Oh a faggot
>>678711023
What anime is this wonderful waifu from? The animation looks superb.
>>678713026
Stupid faggot there's a new thread.
