What year were you born, anon? 1996 master race.
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What year were you born, anon?
1996 master race.
same negro
>>678702992
What exactly makes it master race?
>>678702992
1987
>>678704248
'87 ftw
>>678702992
Dec. 1996 Masturbate
>>678702992
98, I hate my generation.
2001
>>678702992
'89
>>678702992
1986
1990
'85, pretty decent time to have been born
>>678705220
I hate you
1972
>>678705246
MODS MODS MODS
>>678705246
MODS
96
PAL
97'
I work at Wal-Mart full time for $10.50
What happened
84
>>678705583
nice life
1988
1995. College sucks.
>>678702992
what a little cutie child.
1993, year of kings
>>678705583
You're only 19, if you do like where you are in life, you can change it.
>>678705583
Only 50 more years
>>678702992
1990
>>678705583
97 and you already have a job?
god
1952
>>678705590
Same here.
HIGH FIVE
1980.
Still have my hair.
>>678705665
Thanks friend
>>678705848
DON'T*
1988. Birthday is tomorrow
1997, i play video games for a living and havent gone to college yet
it could be better but things have worked nicely, i guess
>>678705220
1959...and I hate your generation too.
'92
>>678702992
1989. Stuff happened that year.
>>678706002
What do you hate most though?
1966. I win.
>>678702992
1969
>>678705951
Happy early birthday
2007
>>678705997
>i play video games for a living
You mean you have a shitty Youtube channel with 10k subs and you live with your parents.
April 19, 1995.
1999
inb4 b&
>>678702992
1996
1997+ is cancer.
>>678706138
Thanks nigger
>>678706156
Kek
>>678705712
Mustard race
>>678706156
150k subs, 2 mil views a month
but i mean the rest you said was spot on
1983. I have lived long enough to know this thread is cancer.
>>678706230
Don't fuck up, you're in your prime time baby.
>>678702992
1996 here, november in specific.
like my comment if you too you are reading this thread in year 2030
1998
>>678706312
Whats your channel?:0
92
>>678706230
Literally 1 year off of being born in 2000 which is not only an even number, but year of the dragon. You suck dude.
2004 :p
>>678706325
How's life?
'89
>>678702992
Another 1996 checking in
>>678706232
Fuckin cuck im 97'
>6'4
>225 lbs
>6 inch penis
>Would fuck your father's boi pussy
>>678702992
March 1996
1991?
>>678706537
>2004
>12-13 years old
>>678706592
i don't think you tried hard enough, give it another go
>>678705951
Happy birthday gayboy
>>678706489
youtube.com/funke
>>678706125
You are old af. Go away.
>>678706728
Don't test chicken breast
>>678704248
same here
>>678705220
>I hate my generation
Says everyone born in the same year as you
>>678706601
ayyeee march 1996
>>678706489
Leafyishere
>>678702992
You already know.
>>678706232
everything above 95 is literally the reason why earth is doomed. literally.
93.
>>678705815
>year of kings
>>678705016
same
>>678706810
delete your chanel bro
>>678706718
Im mature for my age (you cant tell by my extensive vocabulary) so yes i visit 4chan from time to time. Arrest me.
>>678702992
1994, born in the winter solstice, feelsgoodman
>>678702992
tfw you were born after 2pac died
>>678706810
>youtube.com/funke
If that is you, you sound like a complete fag... Do you a have a permanently blocked nose?
>>678706002
1985
I hate all generations equally.
>>678706885
Make me little faggot
>>678705815
i second that
>>678702992
'95
Anyone else?
>>678707038
>>678705886
>already
That's late to have a job if you're just starting.
>>678706090
The disengagement from the real world. I grew up in the 70s and most all of the youth was politically or socially active. Stopped a war, created an entire ecological movement and worked for social justice. Today the youth is little more than bloated neckbeards and pampered princesses who think the world should change because they sit in their parent's basement and say it should. Get off your fat asses and get out there and change the world instead of just whining about it.
>>678707182
no i just keep two dicks shoved up my nose
>>678705220
born in 98 also, dont forget theres a lot of cool mother fuckers our age, cunts and idiots are born in every generation
>>678702992
Jan 4 '96, does that make me chief of the 96 clan?
>>678706993
>>678707298
come at me.
i don't know why but where i live there's plenty of 92 and 94, but 93 was always outnumbered.
during school my year was the last numerous.
probably they didn't fuck enough back in '92
>>678706537
HUGE FAGGOT
>>678707464
If we can sit in our basements eating shitty food and playing video games all our lives, the world doesn't need changing, stop trying to ruin a good thing, you old hippy cunt
2000
>inb4 b&
Year of the dragon doe so iz gucci
1989
it wasn't a very good year, I'd have preferred 88 or 90
>>678705246
Newfgt
>>678707464
I totally agree. I've tried activism and it doesn't necessarily work with 5 people.
>>678707464
lol, right - you stopped a war. That's only like 1/1000th of what those of us who actually fought in that war did you piece of shit
>>678705246
I would report you and claim to have done so, but announcing reports is against the rules. Regardless, enjoy the ban when a mod comes across your post, faggot.
1993
>>678707667
Plenty of fucking. '92 was just the year archaeologists rediscovered roman butt stuff
'99 last good year
>>678706601
Me too ayyy
>>678707464
What type of protests were you in? What do you do nowadays?
>>678707464
wasting your parents moneys thinking to doing the difference, ruining generations coming after you, promoting those new ager cancerous stuff that basically ruined western society.
you were litterally a cancer, fucking god.
didn't do anything special during youth except fucking and pretending to protest for some dumb shit and you found job like any other generations had.
kill yourself
2001 and a girl c:
>>678707702
If that's seriously all you do, you are the literal cancer of the earth he is talking about.
>>678707983
i lol'd. nice one mate
>>678706927
Same, what day?
>>678702992
2000
> jk im 24
> still living with my parents
>>678707348
haha nice comeback fagamuffin. Maybe next time attempt to actually make use of your cerebral and say something that will succeed to hurt my feelings
>>678702992
1989å¹´
>>678702992
Same.
>>678706232
lel if 1997+ is cancer then 1996 is cancer too faggot
>>678707892
Unless you were drafted into the war, shut the fuck up. You knew what you were getting into.
1981 reporting in.
>>678708090
You aren't old enough for TITS so just GTFO
93
wtf its all 96+ or 87-
>>678706993
ayyy 93 here also! nice post number!
>>678702992
2003
>>678707722
>>678707963
so i can't say that if a mod accidentally ban this kid is my fault?
also high five bro, 93 here
>>678702992
96 Of course!
March 1st 1989
>>678708203
>fagamuffin
1995. Got out just in time. Pretty much anything younger is cancer, consumed by social media.
>>678708114
It is literally all I do, and I do it for free, I get disability because I'm fat, and it covers my broadband, xbox live, enough to buy games new games each month, way more than enough food and drink, cigarettes, takeaway, Netflix.... Why would I want to change anything?
>>678707038
i used to think i was mature for my age when i was 13 too
>all 13 year olds are faggots, deal with it
>>678705712
Same here, Fucking 10 years since graduating from HS. Sure don't feel like it.
>>678705338
'86 my nigga
>>678705939
Father is from '53 and he still has a full head & beard, some people just get bad geenes.
>>678707464
You didn't stop shit, faggot. Your obnoxious generation is at the forefront of all the political fuckery that is going on today.
February 1996, married, own a house, and make $11/hr
2000 teach me how not fuck up at life
>inb4 mods b& me
>>678702992
same
>>678708593
Kill yourself
>>678707464
And then your kids are what we have today. Good job faggot.
1891
>>678708337
Same here 1981 master race
>>678706537
eNJOY YuR b&
>>678708852
Ayyy same
>study for GCSEs
>>678705220
1988 reporting in. I hate you and your generation too.
>>678708885
Why would I do that? I love life.
>>678708838
What a sad life
>1993 master race here
>>678706799
Same here man, 92. No wonder, tons of people are younger than us. I always thought /b/ had people older than me. Feels fuckin weird.
1999
1990 The one and true generation
>>678705220
1970, I hate your generation too.
>>678708852
What do you wanna do for a living? Don't know? Be a dental assistant. You only have to get a two year degree and youd make atleast 60k a year with benefits. This is my fall back plan in case what I'm in for college right now doesn't pay off.
>>678709044
Nah man, my life's great
>>678708159
29 for me
>>678708468
Yes count fagula, fagamuffin. Ragamuffin is a popular term in jamaica used to describe someone particularly bummish, or shall i say, anon-esque. I simply combined this term with the word faggot, which im sure everyone on this network is familiar with. This combination of words accuratley describes your bitch ass.
>>678708603
Difference is i am actually mature, nimrod.
>>678705583
>97
>woe is me
Sounds about right
>>678709241
13th
>>678705590
Me as well anon
>>678705712
Roger
>>678702992
1998
>>678709088
1995 September, same. No wonder /b/ has so many garbage threads.
A long time ago.
Repin 97
>>678708563
This.
1994 here
1970 and I think all your generations are beautiful, man.
>>678702992
2015
Unless you fags are lying I feel a lot better about my age, it would seem I'm not the oldest faggot here
>>678709250
You're trying too hard, Just wait. As the years will go by and you actually mature you'll understand. Fagamuffin
>>678708904
Just like the other losers, blaming your parents for being such a fuck up.
>>678705220
Same here anon. Why the fuck are we going to shit? Why is everyone posting selfies and vines. So much is shit I want to convert to hinduism, kill myself, and be reincarnated into another generation so I don't have to be associated with these pasty white kids who pretend to be black with their elastic khakis and flat brimmed baseball caps.
>I wish I was born in 1990
>>678709238
hows it getting married that young
>>678708939
You're doing well for 125 years old.
1996 studying, never worked
What do
1994 bitches
>>678708053
How about taking responsibility for your own assholeness instead of trying to blame previous generations.
1957
And yes, I AM your Grandpa. Thanks for turning me on to /b/. Don't tell Gramma about me cruising the Trap threads.
>>678706312
Not bar rook but u are still shit tier compared to me
12 may 1997
>>678702992
1966
bow before me, the King of retards.
http://instagram-photos-media84.tumblr.com/post/142346472656/567697234567656576
>>678709707
Fine, just gotta know you have the right one, been together for 5 years, just had a small simple wedding.
>>678705815
Squaad
'94
>>678708563
Dude, 90% of people born after 1985 have been consumed by social media.
>>678709250
You aren't mature, get over it kid.
98
>>678708817
Pay attention dumbass, we got out of Nam a lot earlier because of the social movement. And yes, all of the idealism from those days went away as most of them turned into self-absorbed consumers determined to buy the most/biggest/best of anything. They're fucked up, but is that a good reason for you to be a fuck up? You're just looking for an excuse to be a worthless shit.
>>678709679
Lets see your options.
You could commit genocide like Hitler and Stalin?
Kill yourself?
Ignore them?
>>678702992
1996, I feel old and young at the same time
>>678710186
I was alive in '85 and there weren't no social media, unless it was on LaserDisc...
>>678709819
how about killing yourself, faggot?
i take my responsibilty, i'm just sick of this "we wuz king 'n shit" stuff that people from 50's/60's babble about.
again, those generations were useless cancers (the fag protesting, i mean). they achieved nothing and did nothing valuable in their youth, they were and are just leeches of society, and pretend to teach me something.
my grandfather's generation was a tough one, for sure not that new age faggots
1996
>mfw no one my age shares my right wing views
'70 here...most of you fags in this thread have no idea what you missed.
http://youtu.be/EU-IBF8nwSY
>>678706646
wow, we're the only ones born in 91?
>>678702992
1986
Almost a wizard
1968, the year MLK was killed.
>>678705590
Same here
>>678704248
87 reporting in
>>678702992
1989
been on 4chan since I was 6 years old
>>678710382
Not necessarily as a youth, I just mean in general. Whenever I am home to visit my parents they're always on facebook or snapchat or some shit. And sitting in front of a TV screen watching the 8 o'clock news isn't much different.
>>678706312
how much you make a month kiddo?
>>678710199
good comeback fagor express, consider self mutilation.
>>678709594
You know who else tried hard? every legend in history.
>>678702992
Good ol 1990s
>>678710390
No one's claiming to be king shit, but I've dropped better ones in the toilet bowl than you. Your cynicism gives you the perfect excuse to do nothing and care about no one but your own sorry ass. Congrats, you are and always will be a feckless loser.
ITT: people who were born the year I got my first job
>mfw I'm twice as old as you shits
>mfw I'm old
Glorious 1988 here
>>678705815
Same
April 1988 here
>everyone blames the next generation for sucking
>not acknowledging that each one is the logical conclusion of the previous
>not realising that everything after WWII has gone downhill
>>678710680
Yeah, you're probly right.
The older I get the more I realize there isn't much "new" in life - though I must admit that I wish the "shaved" era had been going on in the 70's and 80's... When I was a teenager, we had to fuck women that looked like they were smuggling brown smurfs.
It was called "beaver" for a reason back then...
>>678710900
1988 best
>>678708090
I wish
>>678709250
This is either the worst bait or your just simply stupid. Arguing with people who has at least +10years more than you if you're mature enough. kek
you're so kewl and edgy
>>678702992
Best '92
>>678710997
>>not realising that everything after WWII has gone downhill
This.
Actually WWI was the turning point of the decline of the West.
>yfw the West was at peak international power 1900-1914
>>678705886
I got a job when I was 15 anon
>>678702992
1995
