This was from the beta cringe thread, the guy pretending to be a sociopath, lets say hello
bump
lets do this you faggots
>>678696023
This is why Africans and mudslides are fucking the shit out of Europoor women
We could pretend to be Anonymous looking for assasins
>>678696023
>lol
this niggy noggy really is a faggot
We could pretend to be mental hospital staff
I want to beat his stupid ass, just so he can see how much of a faggot he really is
Is...is that background from the new animated killing joke?
>>678696529
kek yes
Im the one that shared his fb..
Should I share his home adress too?
We can pretend to be the police and message him until he cries tying him to random murders near him
>>678697562
Yes
>>678697562
Yes, yes you should
>>678697562
for sure. we should all ship him large amounts of pineapples
>>678697562
do it now
Anita is his mother, I believe..
I wont encourage you to call, but if you do, record it with vocaroo and share link
>>678697644
Check'd
>>678697678
2nd
>>678697780
No we should send cowshit from the one prank site where you can send actual shit to someone, we should all chip in
>>678698076
http://www.poopsenders.com
>>678698399
Dubs have spoken
we need to keep this thread alive.
Hi guys! I hear you 4channers want to mess with me?! Well I have a little something for you all!
We can pretend to be actual sociopaths and invite him to kill someone with us
so is something gonna actually happen this time or is /b/ truly dead?
This is my biggest fear. That I'll find some dumbass picture from my Facebook here. Also bump.
Why. He has a nice haircut, his skin is clear, and he isn't ugly by any means. Why does he have to come off as so pants on head retarded.
The boy himself
http://www.krak.dk/p/salomon+matthew+lykke+bortner/53562533?search_word=Salomon%20Matthew%20Lykke%20Bortner
He once made a post in a single group on fb, he blocked every single guy commentating on his pic
Super fucking cringe
Also he's afraid of confrontations
>>678699165
Fake and gay
>>678698595
So we're sending shit?
>>678696529
>assasins
>ass a sins
also bump
>>678699648
no
back to trap threads
Someone should call him
It's cheap with skype
What are we going to do??
>>678699905
Rape him
>>678699905
>Like veal
My sides
Apparantly he attends a tard school. He is a member of the student council
>>678699905
we all pitch in and get him 3 dragon dildos, ship them to his house, address them to both Anita and Saloman
>>678700148
But uhmm.. He would most likely enjoy that
mail him some flower in an envelope.
>>678696276
Europoor, but if china tells america to pay their debt they're broke overnight
>mfw
>>678700314
a black envolope, with isis logo on paper inside
>>678700454
or we pose as ISIS and just try to recruit him
>>678700454
Pretend to recruit him?
I can mail him something, which doesnt cost too much, I dont have any funds..
If we figure out what to mail, I will create a thread 20 hours from now with the content I've mailed
>>678700749
fake isis recruitment paper, or death threat written in arabic
Send this
>>678700681
YES THIS THIS
>>678700628
>>678700884
This
>>678700931
Send this along with the isis letter
>>678700884
if i didnt live across the ocean I would do this
>>678700931
>>678700628
better yet, we include a picture of the joker dressed like a sandnigger and say shit like "ISIS wants you, Saloman."
facebook com/profile.php?id=100011619496950&fref=pymk
Found a backup btw
>>678700931
Send that with the isis letter
i swear you faggots cant do anything right
Anyanon live near the faggot?
>>678701175
ohhh fuuuck
>>678700931
10/10
>>678700749
Mail him some kind of invitation to some secret organization that can control the world.
Make it legit and shit, with a different colored piece of paper but white envelope. Explain in the letter it's a white envelop because you don't want people looking at it. Explain how you control everything and that the illuminati isn't real, it's just something that this organization made up too distract people from the true meaning. It sounds really complex and stuff but it will make it sound legit. Say other stuff like "we made this" "we speak in that" etc. he's gonna fall for it.
>>678701432
This
Do it op
Ask him how he got those scars
>>678699165
did anyone notice the holes in the door behind him where he's practiced his stabbing moves?
I know it has a 9gag watermark, but what the hell...
>>678700681
This is my vote
>>678701432
and we tell him that we can actually give him the tools to legitimately become the joker.
In order to join, all he has to do strip down, naked in public, and kill someone eating food in a downtown area. This will prove his loyalty.
The organization controls prisons, so when he gets released that very night, he will be escorted away to forever join our new secret group.
>>678701175
>>678701770
hahha good catch
>>678701825
>>678701825
Most good memes come from 9 Gag. I get most of my chuckles in cyber space on that domain.
>>678701879
Yes! Good thinking m8. And we also say that the prisoners who are still there are just failed recruits.
>>678702107
Get back to 9gag you fag
I'll mail what ever you post, that we can agree on..
I cant be arsed with making something up
>>678702207
they didn't fully fulfill what we wanted them do.
And next set of dubs decides the name for the organizaition
How about some rule 34?
>>678702107
gr8 b8 m8
>>678702285
Do the secret organization from >>678702207
>>678701879
>>678701432
>>678702285
fake isis letter, go download arabic text for whatever word porcessor you use and put some shit through google translate, top off with isis logo on top of paper
>>678702107
cause you are fag
Depres him with sad jokers
>>678702485
As i said, cant be arsed..
Create a full document which I can print
>>678702107
nice b8 you got there
>>678702360
I got it, we just call it this:
Bing a long zing ureop!
Say in the letter that they invented the name for it because it's random and nobody will guess the name for it
>>678701879
SO MUCH THIS HOLY SHIT
>>678702107
>Fuck you buddy
>>678702568
>>678702679
he said nothing wrong
/b/ has declined so badly to the point even 9gag is better for fun related shit
this shithole is now a dump for trap, furry, anime shit and cancerous threads
>>678701825
>9gag
Kill yourself
>>678702664
Op do the organization one from the posters of
>>678702458
>>678701770
nice catch
>>678702759
Eastboro Baptist Church. Nobody talks about them, and its beyond inconspicuous
>>678702936
Fuck off faggot
>>678703033
You wasted some good dubs mane. We're officially assfucked.
Reroll for Uewpao
I got 02 in creative writing, thats like a D or something.. If im gonna mail something, you're gonna create it
y'all are some pathetic motherfuckers
>>678701879
Okay, I say that we do this over fake facebook accounts, and claim we have cameras everywhere so we will know if he did it or not
>>678703220
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
This fucking thread
>>678696276
More because western men have been emasculated and the only assertive men left in popular culture are niggers.
>>678702936
If you find 9gag funny or even remotely bearable you should just stay there. Even reddit or imgur are better for keks. And why the fuck would you come to /b/ solely for the "fun related shit" if you know it's cancer.
>>678702664
part one
ما هي اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية ضد تنظيم القاعدة، ولدي أكثر من ثلاثمائة يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة للولايات المتحدة. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من القول إن القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم انا على اتصال شبكة الاتصال السرية للجواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية والملكية الفكرية الخاصة بك يتم تتبعها الآن حتى تتمكن الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل
>>678696529
this lets do this
>>678703475
part two
للقضاء الحمار بائسة الخاصة بك من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليل الخراء. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للتعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقدت اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن لا يمكن لكم، كنت لا، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، وكنت غدمن] احمق. وسوف القرف الغضب في جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيه. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل.
>>678703323
Good. Now we need somebody to write the letter
I might do it, but I'm on a phone and I usually make typos on phones, so it'll look unprofessional
>>678703475
topkek
>>678703542
copy past right after another no space or paragrahp
>>678703542
He said no Isis ffs
>>678703693
go translate it ans see what it says
We mail him from several organisations, the prison thing, isis, germans and whatever the fuck, all trying to recruit this dumb fucking cunt
>>678703779
One can be from a group of neo-nazis
>>678703542
>كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للتعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم،
kek
>>678703755
translate it now yourself you cock sucking mongrel
Single. What a fucking surprise.
>>678703968
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Some bitch ass white knigt probally already him informed him about this thread
>>678703968
im the one who fucking posted it u tard i know what it says
Make sure to leave some stupid code for him to figure out, like this:
Fo, Rol'yi izkxrvg mw fym. Gfrh Mff. B'lc jmyv chu jrqh rhoith. Wwrc hf 4 tkeq rrw gf ymvzx ee wxrqp vxdulx deh gieh-kdx jhr pryu wvxsyoc-vhyxeqhh pvqxs. Xrsgscx
>>678704149
Waht the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678704149
no one fucking cares faggot
Professor Xavier here to say I approve.
Okay. Typed up a rough draft for the secret organization thing. The name can be changed on whatever we actually decide it should be.
Hello, Saloman
We are a secret organization. So secret, we've flown under the radar of all international intelligences. We control every major political movement, every sports outcome, and every famous death. We can go by many names. Our current is Eastboro Baptist Church.
We are aware of you affection for Jack Napier, or more colloquial renown as The Joker. WE CAN MAKE YOU BECOME HIM. We have shelves upon shelves of various blades, knives, rapiers, and swords.
We have ties in the fashion industry. We have slaves who can knit you purple suits, 100% silk, in an hour. We can fulfill your greatest needs.
But you must first prove yourself to us. Take the enclosed knife, and stab a person eating food. It must be in a public setting. And you must be stark naked.
We will control all prisons across the globe. We will free you the very night, and bring you back to our headquarters.
Do not disappoint us.
>>678704310
>>678704381
Gay
>>678704381
Perfect
>>678704381
>WE CAN MAKE YOU BECOME HIM
>>678704578
IT SHOULD BE FUCKING GAY HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN
>>678704381
Should definitely be Anonymous.
>>678704381
He will not buy it.
>>678704381
Okay, now we need a fake Facebook account
>>678704731
I agree
>>678704381
I doubt he'll buy this.
>>678704790
yeah we need to design some stupid ass logo. Might make it a little more believable
>>678704381
retarded bullshit.
this thread is cancer
>>678704790
just say your scientology, Mormons or Jews then he bites
>>678704907
Then think of something better faggot
>>678704381
Change the name too RELCRP
>>678704567
Is he so autistic that he has to write "animated version" and "cosplay version" under the pictures
>>678704888
Trips have spoken
He's really, really, gay.
>>678704381
needs polishing, but we're getting closer to something
>>678696529
Yes
>>678705146
Why
>>678705146
zozy
>>678705146
What a faggot
>>678705146
You should be raped by your father.
>>678705146
the fuck dude
>>678705146
C
U
N
T
>>678705013
I'm just saying I feel like this dude has been doing this as a joke. That's why i think he won't buy it. I'm all for doing this though.
>>678705146
YOU RUINED IT
>REEEEEEEEEE
>>678705146
FUCK YOU
He doesnt check the "other" inbox, as far as I know..
I've had a pending message for months
>>678705146
there's always this one faggot. go back to 9gag Tumblr or were ever the fuck you came from idiot insignificant bug. just kill your self. your the cancer of this world
>>678705146
Hue hue good job edge lord
>>678705146
>>678705146
>>678704888
ANONYMOUS IT IS
So apparently now we can't trick him, so lets just annoy him.. sending cow shit is now relevant again, or just a shit ton of gayporn mailed
>>678705146
>>678705425
Ok, so does that mean we can still try something?
I still think we should send shit from poopsenders.com doesnt matter if he knows about it then, he'll still get the shit, lets all chip in
>>678704381
Who ever made this post delete it right now. I copied it and I can paste it whenever I want. Delete the post or our plan will be ruined
>>678700884
Translate Navy Seals copypasta to sandnigger and send
>>678704381
He probably won't buy it but send it. Change the name to Anonymous
LAds.
>>678705146
Nigger
>>678705146
What have you done?
>>678705146
if its 12:00 where you are you live in my time zone, and that is very specific cause im in the middle of the fucking ocean on a tiny rock. Im going to find you.
either that or you're on the other side of the world.
>>678699165
Speak of the faggot
>>678696023
Oh Jesus. When autism strikes. It strikes hard. Let us all pray for this boy.
>>678705646
how do delete?
>>678702380
>>678705598
I'll try to add him then
>>678705960
post cp thread gets nuked
>>678705794
Make this guy a meme
>>678705646
One does not simply delete a post
>>678705095
This is sad
>>678706070
Anyone who posts cp, not cheese pizza, will be known as the legendary anon of underage porn
>>678705960
Top left corner are 3 dots. Click on them and there should be a delete option. Click it. If it doesn't work first time Do it again
>>678700333
>mfw you have no face
Yeah, way to have a highschool education understanding of the federal debt
It's not just like "OK America we would like all our Dongs paid back in full by next month"
It would take the course of well over 20 years
>>678706162
>jokes pn you bats
My sides are in orbit
>>678696023
Open Facebook, then put /salezar?fref=ts on the end.
Have fun, /b/.
>>678706162
Thats some next level faggotrey right there.
We still has hope, DELETE THE POST WHOEVER MADE THE ORGANIZATION THING
>>678706283
I'll roll for this
>>678706755
DUBS BITCH!
>>678706824
o shit
ABANDON THREAD
>>678705146
Has... has he seen this?
i dumb shits really think that everything will be fine if you spam a thread with posts about deleting your gay ass secret plans? do you really think he isnt able to read all your posts?
>>678706382
>>678706715
organization dude here. My three dots are currently MIA. Currenlty stressing.
>>678706975
Not yet
>>678706921
/b/ is so trash that while doing a plan it backfired in the most avoidable way
>>678707110
you mother fucking cuckold.
>>678707110
faggot
>>678707110
cancer
/thread
>>678707178
how the fuck can we avoid some faggot messaging the dude we're making fun of warning him
>>678707110
tbh this anon just put the thread back on track
Let's mail him literal shit and dildos for the lulz. This secret organisation shit is boring
It's 00:10 in Denmark now. He's probably sleeping.
>>678707252
>>678707340
>>678707362
>>678707403
You guys love me
>>678707453
Or he's up looking for some shitty fonts to use for his pictures
OC ~ Cringe
>>678696023
>weird hobbies like: serial killers, murder, the Joker and Dc Universe
The cringy teenage edginess literally hurts.
>>678698957
Where can I read about this? I want the story
>>678707515
whytho, are you such a whiteknight edgy beta that you ruin it
>>678707604
Don't think he needs any
>>678707793
You must be new here
>>678707515
>guys look at me i'm a real faggot aren't I
>>678707793
He's just an attention whore
>>678707453
no, this is prime murder time
>>678705146
>>678707110
Faggot
>>678707793
>>678707994
Because you're a Chinese piece of shit. Dubs decide
>>678699340
Don't be a fedora wearing plastic psycho GBP-dependent milksop and you'll probably stay off the radar.
>>678708111
Well check my trips
>>678708111
Svensker svin!
>>678699368
Not a psychopath then. They wank to confrontations and shitfuckery generally.
Newfags can't fucking do this right as well
>>678708027
He's as much of an murderer as i'm a savy seal
>>678708111
My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summer's in Rangoon, luge lessons; in the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like shorn scrotum; it's breath taking I suggest you try it.
>>678705146
This thread has some really hevy retardation.
well done shitting this up.
>>678708193
Käften danskjävel
>>678707791
It was staged, he had a parachute
>>678705146
>>678708295
my bad, wanna-be psychopath
>>678696276
> mudslides
>>678696023
this guy lives in my hometown..
what the fack
>>678708874
GO shit on his doorstep.
>>678708111
you're mom
>>678708874
DO IT FOR USSS GO BROTHER
>>678707791
nerve gas
>>678708874
do you know him personally?
>>678708874
Omg! Wanna get high and kill som cis scum?
>>678699198
I thought that was an ass getting ready to shit on that baby
>>678708377
Du sutter bare videre på pikkemanden i munden på dig dit svenske møgsvin!
>>678709156
>low life using stupid words
>>678703459
>be me
>be black
>don't be an assertive, rapacious alpha like the rest of my race
>be single forever
>tfw
>>678709258
>>678709403
Try to join a neo-nazi club.
>>678705251
>>678705262
>>678705267
>>678705327
>>678705360
>>678705361
>>678705396
>>678705403
>>678705471
>>678705493
>>678705501
>>678705527
>>678705603
>>678705760
>>678705780
>>678705850
>>678706975
>>678708047
>>678708350
>>678708463
>newfags
In case you haven't realized it, the raid-times of ended years ago. Pretty much when fags like you arrived because you heard about it on the news and wanted to be part of doze secritz 1337 epic haxxor raidz
Let's just mail some dildos to him
>>678709621
They already rejected me. I joined the anime club at my uni/college, but got into an argument with one of the admins, and decided to leave.
>>678709530
Gå nu hjem, find nogen af de fucking perkere og bare se imens de knepper din kone! Fucking cuck
>>678706017
Yo check your Kik bro
>>678696023
Is that Pewdiepie
>>678709888
Fina trips
>>678709708
Bruh, everyone knows nothing happens here. But we can still try. Even for /b/ fucking with this dude isn't too hard.
No Danes plz
>>678709708
>Still doesn't realize 4chan still raids
GTFO newfag
>>678700333
That's not how long term debt works buddy, almost every country is in debt to multiple other countries all continuously paying off old debts and receiving new ones.
>>678709845
Join the videogame club then!
>>678707110
Why do you fucks have to ruin any kind of fun? If you want to white knight, go to tumblr
>>678709022
>>678709039
it totally would, but i live in Aalborg now. but next time im home visiting my parents i will try remembering visiting that adress where his mother lives, see where it goes
>>678709121
no, and not one mutual friend. kinda wierd, when its such a small town. i guess hes very antisocial
>>678709708
Nigger please, 4chan raids all the time, quoting a fuckton of people doesn't automatically make you right
>>678708111
> this nigga knows what he's doing.
You probably know him personally(or not kek) and decided to drop shit before it got out of hand. Bout the dubs thing: "Hey man I.. uhm kinda did this. "
>>678709945
Add me faggot
>>678710008
Tak min dreng
>>678710121
Boohoo
>>678710112
The most 'advanced' console I have right now is an N64. At the very least, I can play RuneScape.
>>678708347
Zoroastrianism is the shit
>>678710216
Dumpar nazister för att varför inte
>>678710058
>>678710171
Go be retarded somewhere else. I was also talking specifically about /b/ and not the neonazis/skinheads/white trash on /pol/.
>>678710441
>>678710519
>>678699198
kek
>>678710574
>>678710630
>>678710508
KK SJW
>>678710171
No, he's clearly and oldfag that "knows" everything and was here when /b/ was "good"
>>678710691
>>678710754
>>678710836
>>678710871
>>678710935
>>678710723
>implying the tards on /pol/ aren't SJWs themselves just from the other side of the spectrum
>>678711036
>>678710871
Never trust anyone with a tattoo on their face
>>678711094
>>678696529
This
>>678705146
faggot
>>678711207
>>678706162
He does look kind of creepy, ill give him that, byt trying to be the joker, kek
ONLY MARK HAMILL CAN BE THE TRUE JOKER , elele exdee
>>678711316
>>678709403
>black
>assertive, rapacious alpha
This is bait, right?
