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ITT; /b/ creates a christian mingle profileDubs or 24 decides

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ITT; /b/ creates a christian mingle profile

Dubs or 24 decides everything starting with gender
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Xhmale
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>>678688214
>2016
>man and woman are the only options
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>>678688214
Femme
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>>678688214
Wooman
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>>678688424
man, you blew your chance!
also, rolling for male
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>>678688424
24 wasted, rolling for female
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>>678688555
trips are kinda dubs soo... winrar?
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>>678688555
Trips got it, we are now a woman, where are we from?
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>>678688844

Syria
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>>678688844
nigeria
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>>678688555
>>678688844
two full houses
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>>678688844
Argentina
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>>678688844
alabama
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Tranny
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>>678688966
>>678688966
Op here syria is not an option
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>>678689276
what are the options OP, we can't choose if we don't know
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>>678688844
Iraq
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>>678688844
Afghanistan
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>>678688844
New York city
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>>678689276
Are they states
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>>678689363
Oddly anywhere that has a heavy muslim population isnt an option.

So most of the middle east is shit out, except afghan
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>>678689564
rolling for afghanistan then
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>>678689276

fine, do Tajikistan instead
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>>678689669
rollin for this
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>>678688844
Peru
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>>678688844
Big city like NY to attract more fish
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USA
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Mexico
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Tajikistan
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>>678689779
Reroll
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Tajikistan nigger
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Brazil
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>>678689779
roll
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>>678689779
Reroll
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>>678689779
rolly polly
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Beanerville
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>>678689909

roll
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>>678689779
roll
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>>678689909

Rolling
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>>678689779
And again
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>>678689988
w i n r a r
i
n
r
a
r
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South Africa
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>>678689779
reroll
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>>678689988
Checkd
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>>678689988

Faggot winrar, go kill yourself
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>>678689988
WINRAR

We single, divorced or widowed?
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>>678690308
Widowed
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>>678690308
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>>678690308
divorced
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>>678690308
single
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>>678690308
rolling for widowed, rebound sex bound to attract some peeps
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>>678690422
winrar
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>>678690422
That was fucking quick man

Do we smoke?
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>>678690604
Frequently
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>>678690604
Rollin for no
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>>678690604
on occasion
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>>678690604
when I can
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>>678690779
Roll
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>>678690753
roll
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>>678690604
Whenever I can
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>>678690604
never, but we're lying
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>>678690837
re roll
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>>678690604
whenever I can
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>>678690907
Roll
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>>678690753
rollan
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>>678690977
winrar
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>>678690977
Got it

Roll for height, lowest is 4'6"
Tallest is 7'0"
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>>678691222
7
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>>678691222
7'0
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>>678691222
6'8"
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>>678691277
Well that was quick
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>>678691222
nice trips.
7'0
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>>678690604
You smoke frequently!
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>>678691277
fuck that was quick.

Education?
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>>678691451
some college
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>>678691430
You're a bit behind
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>>678690977
>>678691277
we'll never get a date like this, should've went with less obvious options
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>>678691451
What's a edumacation
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>>678691451
I don't have an education
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>>678691451
No education
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>>678691222
6'5"
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>>678691451
Tech school
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>>678691451
You didn't graduate
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>>678691451
Doctoral degree
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>>678691451
bachelor's degree
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>>678691451
doctoral
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>>678691502
roll
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>>678691582
Roll
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>>678691635
Rollin for this
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>>678691451
High School
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>>678691677
ayy lmao
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>>678691677
Fag wasted dubs
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>>678691677
WINRAR
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>>678691451
high school
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>>678690604
whenever I can
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>>678691677
Again a winner, and you would be shocked how lonely/horny christian guys are.

For a list of denominations for the foreign anons
http://undergod.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=87
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>>678691451
Master's degree
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>>678692052
Lutheran
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>>678692052
Church of the Brethren
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>>678692052
Pentacostal
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>>678692052
LATTER DAY SAINTS
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>>678692164
Rolling for lutheran
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>>678692052
baptist
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>>678688424
you realize it's a christian website
>>
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>>678692052
Jehova's Witnesses
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>>678692222
quads m8
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>>678692052
Catholic
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>>678692222
>>678692223
>mfw
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>>678692228
but it's [current year]
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>>678692222
hahaha, checked, cmon op
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Jehovah's Witness
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>>678692311
I fucking get dubs and I don't even win! Killing myself.
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>>678692505
Stream it
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>>678692505
Good we fucking hate you
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>>678692505
stream it
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>>678692505
Don't beat yourself up, we probably toasting in epic bread
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>>678692209
fuck the mormons
>>678692222
Lutherans win with quads

Options for next
>occasions
>Monthly
>Weekly
>several times a year
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>>678692505

about fucking time
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>>678692505
rolling for this faggot to kill himself
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>>678692634
Occasions
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>>678692634
weekly
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>>678692505
Kys
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>>678692634

Occasions
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>>678692634
Several time a year
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>>678692634
Religiously
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>>678692692
roll
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>>678692634
You're a devoted bitch! Several times!
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>>678692634
monthly
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>>678692677
>winrar
>dubs deliver
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>>678692750
Rerall
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>>678692677 winrars kill yourself faggot >>678692505
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>>678692634
weekly
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>>678692692
roll
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>>678692677
winrar this faggot has to kill himself
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>>678689779
rollin'
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>>678692505
>>678692677

Kill yourself, faggot
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>>678692677
Checked. Rolling for occasions
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>>678692853
reroll
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>>678692692
roll
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>>678692634

Several times a year.
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>>678692692
roll
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>>678692966
>ding ding ding
weekly it is
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>>678692966
winrar >>678692692
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>>678692966
ayy niggers
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monthly
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>>678692966
Winar
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>>678692838
Roll 7 mil and I'll deliver.
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>>678692052
what's a denomaisdnasdtion
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>>678690604
When i can
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>>678693138
>7 mil get
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>>678692966
WINRAR

How do we feel about kids
>inb4 shit tier jokes about catholic molestation
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>>678693241
ask me
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>>678693241
i do not have but would like to
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>>678693241
>do not have or want children
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>>678693185
Denomination you retard what d you think it means?
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ask me
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>>678693241
Open to all possawoss m8
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>>678693241
open to all
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>>678693241
Open to all slut
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>>678693241
Do not, would welcome yours
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>>678693322
winner
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>>678693241
don't have children, but would welcome yours
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>>678693241
ask me
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>>678693241
Have kids
But want
More
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>>678693241
I do not have or want children
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>>678693322
winrar
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>>678693322
winrar
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>>678693322
win
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Change the height to 6'. We'll never get a date at 7'
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>>678693322
Winrar

Birthday, has to be at least 21 niggers
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>>678693549
roll
I agree
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>>678693549
trips and ill change shit
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>>678693549
Fuck off almighty dubs spoke already
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>>678693563
9/11/1982
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>>678693563
>Oldest age possible
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>>678693563
>September 11th 1994
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>>678693563
17 july 1977
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>>678693549
Agree
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>>678693563
January 12 1992
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>>678693563
September 11 1991
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>>67869356
34
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>>678693563
May 21, 1969
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>>678693563
rolling for 6/6/66
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>>678693563
9 / 11 / 1966
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>>678693340
i'm on Allah's team so no.

praise him like you should.
>>
2/11/1991
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>>678693671
Rolling for this
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>>678693563
Make em 51!!!!
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>>678693688
winner
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>>678693563
fifth of september 1972
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>>678693563
December 7th, 1941
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Febuary 29, 1989
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Weekly
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>>678693711
faggot win
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>>678693563
April 20, 1984
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>>678693749
roll
>>
[spoiler]Woof[/spoiler]
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>>678693777
You're late
nice trips tho
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>>678693688
WIN

Now username
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>>678693688
third winrar for me if you include the one where I rolled for that kid to kill himself (deliver faggot >>678692505)
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>>678693746
There are Islamic denominations you fuckboi.
Its like Sufi's or Alluites sand nigger worshipper.
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>>678693563
13th of june 1966
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>>678693909
HitlerDidNothingWrong666
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>>678688844
Peru
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>>678693375
roll, be the molester route
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>>678693909
Jody
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>>678693909
>username: BinLadenDidTheHolocaust
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>>678693909
ILikeFatChicks69
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>>678693909
BBCluver69
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>>678693909

kinkywhore69
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>>678693909
Aloha
Snackbar
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>>678693909
HowGreatThouArt0008
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>>678693909
jesuslovesu911
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>>678693909
TUMBLARBITCH69NEEDSBLACKCUCK
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>>678694051
Rolling for this!
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>>678693909
christlover349
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>>678693909
> DefinitelyNotAKidFucker
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>>678693777
Fuck I wasted trips
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OsamaAkbarJew911
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>>678694065
roll
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>>678693909
Adolph Hit Her
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>>678693909
> AssEater32
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>>678693563
Youngest possible
>>
>>678694087
again.
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>>678693909
Slayer/m/betty
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>>678693909
JetFuelCan'tMeltSteelBeams
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>>678694131
rolling for this one
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>>678693909
flickingmybeanforgod
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>>678694105
rolan
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>>678693909
JesusLover69
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>>678694051
Rolling
>>
JesushasabigCock
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>>678694140
Roll
>>
>>678693909
Jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams
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>>678693926
no, there can be only one, rancid swine.
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>>678693909
tranny69sexoffender
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>>678694188
WINRAR
>>
>>678693909
AdamSandlerDid7/11
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>>678694188
dinding
>>
>>678693909
Juicybacon64
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>>678694188
holy shit i did it.
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>>678694211
winrar
>>
>>678694188
Fag wasted dubs
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>>678694186
lets go for this one
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>>678694188
WINRAR!
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>>678694244
Winrar fuck we're never getting a date
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>>678693909
LordsFavoriteSon94
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>>678694244
WINRAR
>>
>>678694188
>>678694244
Wait...god dammit...
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>>678693909
AthiestsSometimesHaveGoodPoints
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>>678694211
winrar
>>
>>678694417
kek
>>
>>678694414
Kek
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>>678694244
>>
>>678694414
that means we default to the next trips.

i mean, come on, we'll never catch male puss with a name like that.
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>>678694211
Had to do this
>>678694188
Limits are a cunt and a half

Now the profile picture
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>>678694188
Will OP deliver?
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>>678694414
DUBS HAS SPOKEN
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>>678694682
this OP
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>>678694727
Op tried and was stuck with next dubs
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>>678694682
>>
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>>678694682
profile picture
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>>678694727
keep spewing those meme's, faggot
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>>678694682
PLEASE DUBS
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>>678694682
rolling
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Dubs get
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>>678694682
>>
>>678694823
>>678694805
Keep in mind we are a female
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>>678694857
ROLLIN
>>
>>678694888
trips for my 4th winrar ayy
>>
>>678694682
No pic, we make the mans work for them
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>>678694888
kek win but lets do somehting that will work you fags.
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>>678694682
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>>678694888
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>>678694682
>>
>>678694926
kek
>>
>>678694888
Winrar
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>>678694888
>>
>>678694888
Winner winner
>>
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>>678694888
Winar
>>
>>678694888
Wew lad
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>>678693563
4/20/88
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but cut out the name part
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>>678694682
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>>678695006
rolling
>>
>>678694888
fuck you anon
>>
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>>678694981

I winrar'd with >>678694888 so here's second choice
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>>678694682
>>
>>678694964
This
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>>678695155
rolling for this
>>
>>678695163
was he death?
>>
>>678695155
5th winrar ayy lmao
>>
>>678695122
win? or just puss OP g
>>
>>678695155
this guy keeps it
>>
Hurry op
>>
>>678695122
win? or just puss OP
>>
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>>678695155
Please this.
>>
>>678694682
Short Intro:
Donald Trump is the only hope we got
All Mudslimes will go to hell
Fuck Jews, the holocaust never happened!
Fags deserve the death penalty
>>
>>678695075
Op just use this one fuck all the other ones
>>
>>678695122
What was the age we have?
>>
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>>678695155
since he got last trips and got dubs, I am going with this

Closest thing to a female that isn't dead we got on /b/

SO DUBS ANSWERS 2 QUESTIONS TO SPEED IT UP
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>>678695155
You one lucky nigga
>>
>>678695500
1994, so 21 or 22
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>>678695500
50 something
>>
>>678695541
>What good things have past...

to stay in the kitchen where I belong
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