Fine. I made the thread first. Keep it bumped while I call then.
>>678580619
Bump
bumping with primates.
>>678580619
updated info
>>678580619
vocaroo that shit
>>678580995
lurking for potential win
bump someone find the bitch
>>678580619
Oh fuck that thread's from today?
Should I drive there tomorrow? I'm about 5 hours away
I know you guys are special, but OP just searched up a random missing girl, used the same fucking pic from the missing page, picked a random ass spot in the middle of nowhere and you handicapped cunts are falling for it. Please off yourselves.
>>678580619
this again?
>>678581352
This is what I was thinking.
>>678581352
no please
>>678581352
>>678581482
hivemind
>>678580619
>>678581482
but it has happened b4
>>678581226
What's happening
Bumperoni.
S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T . S H I T P O S T .
>>678581668
>>678581638
Yeah yeah, I know. But most faggots think they're edgy enough for coming up with a story.
>>678580619
This is now a maasterchan thread
As a priestess of mchan, I'll answer any questions you have about mchan, and tell how much a faggot you are if you try to defend the dying shithole that is 4chan
ask away
I don't think it's safe to use magical kingdom to dl cp anymore. place might have been compromised.
IF you are unsure call the police and tell them about the tip if it is a dud then oh well. But OP is actually sick.
>>678580619
Who gives a rat's ass about "where she is buried." Or about what you want to bump....I'm bumping you mom right now and it feels goooood.
>>678582022
That's what this OP is doing.
>>678581842
sauce?
>>678582215
I found it on /his/
>>678581889
Ok priestess tell me why are you here if mchan is that great
...bump
>>678582470
I'm letting people who don't know about mchan know about mchan
those that love mod cock so much can and should stay here
>>678582470
anon rekt priestess
Hurry up OP I'm tired.
>>678582215
gossip girl
>>678582908
haha you posted a reaction face with people laughing, what a sick burn
>>678582629
>>678581889
tits, get the fuck out. choose one
>>678582629
So... you don't have you're own userbase so you come to 4Chan like a Jehovah witness spreading the word?
>knock knock
Sorry no ones home
>>678582982
masha?
>>678583084
Holy shit.
>>678582988
fucking nigger, anhero
>>678581889
Mchan only for the cp, get this fag shit out of here
>>678583063
post on 4chan and be a mod cuck, or on mchan and a real man. choose one
Are you faggots irl morons?
Clearly the OP in the screenshot pulled that pic from some random missing persons page.
Then made the "ummmm?" Post shortly after.
Why the hell would some different random /b/ user be searching missing persons?
Pls stop being faggots for once in your shit filled lives.
This thread makes me all tingly inside.
>>678583084
how do you think 4chan got users?
a) Knowledge of 4chan was magically beamed into people's heads
b) moot advertised 4chan on other forums, like somethingawful's?
Alright I just got off the phone
>>678583411
Reverse image search?
>>678583404
[desperation intensifies]
>>678581889
Fucke off pedo
>>678583341
>>678582470
except downies have an extra
>>678583536
moot actually paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to me so I could recruit his legions
>>678580619
update op
>>678583557
So is anyone here even still wanting the vocaroo?
>>678583557
And?
>>678583655
>owow
>you got me so good
You're still a fucking pedo nigger. Kys.
>>678583824
nah
>>678583404
kek just a kiddie fiddle trying too hard to seem like a girl. how's the neck beard growing?
>>678583557
>>678583824
post the vocaroo
>>678583824
post it.
>>678581638
Actually Sir , what happened before was proven false
>>678583911
Checked
>>678583911
It's problem some sort of post-gender creature
Please tell me this is not horeshit.
>>678583557
Still waiting op...
>>678583536
C'mon dude everyone knows 4Chan was already here before the world was created, why bother research its history?
>>678583824
Nofgt
>>678583869
Stay mad, you can't do shit
mchan > your mod faggot loving ass
mods can't help you now
>>678583824
>>678583557
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>>678584094
If OP finds a dead girl I'll post Fappening 2.0
>>678583404
Maybe i like mod dick you ever think about that?
Faggot
>>678581889
fuck off pedo trash
>>678584379
If OP finds the happening 2.0, I'll post a dead girl
Thread sux
>>678583824
these dubs implore you to post it.
>>678584537
my apologies, I meant THESE dubs.
>>678583536
ur pedo site is trash
this is literally AnonTalk all over again
kys
>>678583824
post it fag
>>678582458
those smug faces
>>678584701
By which of course I mean THESE dubs.
>>678584337
>>678584537
>>678584710
Editing out my name and stuff from the recording. Converting.
>>678581842
Is that real? holy fuck!
>>678584701
Checkem
>>678584473
cry harder? might work
Let's get outtta here.
Part of me thinks this real,
The other part seems like horseshit
But 4chan has started shit that is written in history so there is no solid concrete on this.
I decided to look at Google Earth and punch in those coordinates. It does indeed have an odd looking grave site and it is very close to where she went missing.
Are we getting yanked? Probably. But it's still kinda intriguing.
>>678584975
that character you keep posting looks like some grade a tartlet garbage
>>678584975
Hey baby girl, I appreciate you trying to promote your site but it is literally full of pedos
>>678584337
>>678584537
>>678584710
Clearly a group of desperate ngrs
The original picture was pulled from the missing children site. It's in the file name ffs.
Don't you retarded autists think that he would've had a different picture of her?
This is why I don't come here anymore. So many teens trying to be as edgy as possible. /b/ is a fuckin parody of itself now
>>678584975
Please tell me what that "Thing" is right there, it's cringeworthy.
>>678585240
>>678580619
when was that satellite image taken though? shes only been missing for a year
>>678585292
People that come on /b/ just to talk about how bad the board has become are more cancerous than fuckin' banana posters.
>>678585054
>>678585203
Samefag
Sounds like those comments in the "watch this sex video I made" threads.
>>678584896
Yes it is. In Dresden, the amount of bombs caused tremendous fires. These fires caused wind storms in the city that would suck oxygen away from places to feed the fire. Many people were not immolated rather, the fire raged outside of their shelters and cooked them from outside of the room.
>>678585548
> implying bananas aren't curing the cancer that is ylyl threads>>678585518
CHECK EM
>>678585567
Samefag, huh?
>>678585567
>>678585203
Isn't me
>>678585811
Checked
I come by to visit /b/ after a 6 month hiatus and this is the shit I'm greeted with
Lol this post is fucking retarded, missing since Oct, uses same picture as her missing photo is. /b/ is full of faggots
>>678586111
>>678584881
hurry mate. Britfag is about to fucking collapse.
>>678586153
leave and dont come back
>>678580619
>>678582930
>>678583795
>>678583824
>>678584337
OP Here. I did what I could. I'll know more whenever they contact me.
vocaroo /i/s1nFHBDqPYiw
>>678586111
nice trips
>>678580619
Probably shit but posting just in case this is real.
Pic somewhat related
>>678581889
How the fuck is that cp-riddled shithole still up? Why would anyone want to go there if they weren't looking for cp? It is in almost every thread on every board.
>>678586298
>vocaroo /i/s1nFHBDqPYiw
OP FUCKING DELIVARS
>>678585867
Accident
This is now a official "Gets thread".
>>678586245
There is still a possibility of this being real.
I mean, you don't live in the area right? So how could you know?
>Fondant
>>678581261
Yeah it is I saw the Initial thread it got 404'd
>>678586549
check trips
>>678586298
Since this thread is pretty derailed already and I've made 2 threads tonight trying to help, someone make another thread and I can post it again if you want.
Someone listen to vocaroo and TL;DR for us.
>>678585292
>This is why I don't come here anymore.
is here now
>>678581668
perfect filename
>>678586716
OP Here
TLDR
I told them what I could. Trying to explain what I could about 4chan without vilifying it etc. An officer will contact me soon.
Check my doubles
This is worse than those /x/ roleplay threads.
How old are you fucking faggots?
>>678586716
10 minutes long it's legit
He talks about the missing girl and questions and shit
>>678583195
youre kidding right?
>>678581352
>weird looking object on the ground
>in the Colorado Springs area
>thinks it's fake
>>678586948
fuck is a x roleplay thread u the faggot here u fucking 10
>>678586912
enjoy your time in jail!
>>678586978
wot m8?
>>678586912
I called too, OP. I sent them your pic related so they had some more info on her. I hope she's found.
>>678586912
I'm listening to it now. Holy shit, man. I hope you don't get in any trouble yourself.
>>678587144
nice dubs, pleb
I live 40 mins away from coords
>>678586912
Thank for you for help anon, if they contact you post another thread and I'll look out for it. Here's what I put together so far
What now guys
You all realize this is bait right?
No one counted to 5 in the original thread, and some random faggot posted coordinates
>>678587744
Keep dubbing
Check'd
>>678586589
Hahah fuck off. This is completely underage bait. You even realize how easy it would be 2 set this up. You're all just bored as fuck trying 2 get excited over nothing. Lol you fags actually called the cops that's ridiculous
>>678587825
This, you're all faggots
>>678587825
Your mom is a random faggot, faggot.
>>678587620
Hurry an record if its real shit before cops ruin it>>678587620
>>678587825
They counted 5 in the second thread
I also called the cops and told'em they are being trolled by 4chan, a child porn website.
>>678587825
No way! I can prove its real.
Go to 23.1282 N, 93.734 W
>>678588009
Prove it faggot
Whats the possibility were being trolled?
>>678587891
Two people already called the cops though, ain't no going back.
>>678580619
Story?
Bumping with magic runes
>>678587997
>>678587825
But the coordinates were posted in the same thread that said count to 5, 20 minutes after the first post, without anyone having even hit 4
>>678587621
bitch is not even missing
>>678587825
OP of this thread
OP of the counting thread
>>678588101
Doesn't matter. If it's a dud then oh well, but if it was real then we solved a fucking crime and gave a family closure.
>>678588101
Realistically speaking, I think about 95%
Like this anon >>678587825 mentioned, someone posted coordinates without anyone counting to 5, so seems kinda suspect
>>678586298
Fucking faggot
vocaroo.com/i/s1nFHBDqPYiw
>>678582458
Shit, are those British or americans?
>>678588339
Someone write her at faithbook
>>678588162
1 - 2 hours ago some guy posted saying "Count to 5 and I'll tell you where the body is buried"
Lead to whole shit going down
fuck that can't believe any of this shit if it's on 4chan
>>678588445
The kids are surrendering to Americans
>>678588500
This same thing happened a few months ago...
Why did OP call El Paso police?
Best case scenario- We solve a crime and get on YouTube and shit.
Worst case- We're getting trolled by a 7th grader and our lives have no value.
Gentlemen, it has been an honor.
>>678588367
The post number starts with 678572780... the coordinates were posted in post 678570008
Go figure
>>678583195
Words cannot describe how absolutely retarded you are
>>678587116
Do you even fucking know how long ago those satellite pics are taken??
>>678588479
can't find FB with that pic
>>678588707
Actual case: were having some fun together
Its like back in the days.
For the lulz
cdugk
>>678588707
I think our lives are worthles, anyway.
now kiss me, you fool!
Ok /b/...
Count to dead body and I"ll tell you where the numbers are buried
>>678588798
explain?
>>678588969
roll
>>678588809
It's on the most current version of Google Earth. So the pictures could be anywhere from one month to three years old.
>>678580619
i used to fuck her mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Needs more spice
>>678588969
Count to buried and I'll tell you where the dead body is numbers.
>>678588969
rawll
sammy updated her profile pic on FB on february 28
>>678588810
Its in one of the pictures above. Someone found her profile with the name i think
>>678588969
Dead body to count and I'll bury where the numbers tell
bump brother
lmfao that women on the phone sounded so fking shocked
>>678588969
Count to 1 and I'll bury my dick in your ass
Ha. OP is fucked.
"She might travel to FL. I'm in FL, not too far away".
So, OP killed her.
>>678586298
oh snap
New thread, anyone?
>>678589200
SOMEONE WRITE HER AT FB IF SHES DED
>>678589444
trips demand
>>678589341
1
>>678589444
retarded trips
>>678589425
>>678589509
WINRAR!!!
Get the lube ready boys
her FB is /sammy.delano.3
she posted there in february. not missing.
we have been trolled
>>678589076
fuck you and this copypasta
How do you spell For Chin?
>>678589625
REEEEEEEEEE
>>678589613
Yessssssssss!!!!!!
>>678589145
buried to I'll and count where dead you the numbers is body.
>>678589729
Fore Chun
>>678589076
Just copied a whole thread??
>>678589625
top fucking kek
get rek'd niggers
>>678589625
She's on the goddamn missing child website.
>>678587825
also the "rocks" on Google Earth... faggots don't know that google Earth isn't real time satellite, so this is probably like 4 years old.
>>678589810
niggger niggger niggger niggger niggger niggger niggger and I'll niggger niggger niggger niggger
>>678589625
she is fucking this nig
quads get
>>678590120
>>678590050
Maybe that's OP
>>678589940
She went missing last year, posted a couple months ago
They forgot to update their shit.
This is the dumbest thread ever, there is no dead body
Move along people
>>678581352
this exact location has been used more than once saying its a missing girl. its not.
>>678589940
great to know, so you're telling me she's missing but still somehow is posting on facebook?
>>678589954
copyright 2016
>>678590212
and he's telling us where she's buried...her feelings for him
Deep down in her heart yo! This is a feels thread
>>678590275
Context please
>>678581842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>678590247
also, see >>678589954
OP have the feds knocked down your door yet?
>>678590381
probably someone that knows her u fucking autistic nigger
Here it is in Bing Maps
>>678590050
was* lol
OP is fucked.
>>678590275
What the fuck
>>678590381
This please
FB confirmed. she is not missing
http://www.websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?295887-CO-Samantha-Delano-16-Colorado-Springs-9-Oct-2015
>>678590381
Got in touch with some guy who knew her, showed him the pic OP shared and explained the situation. He said he'll keep me posted if he hears anything more from her.
>>678580619
YOU SON OF A BITCH THATS MY SISTER!!!!!!!
>>678590674
bing maps ?!
>>678590728
I'm scared for him.
>>678590796
wat
>>678580619
Are we really doing this shit again?
>>678590788
Okay, so it would seem we got trolled, keep us posted.
