YLYL no shit addition
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YLYL no shit addition
lost and saved
>>678544930
this is amazing. chuckled.
>>678544930
chuckled too
>>678544930
I did not just chuckled. I'm fucking crying of laughter holy shit. Why is this so funny.
I really wasn't expecting to lose so hard this early.
>>678545411
lost again. fuck this is gold bread right here.
>>678548033
this
>>678546846
jesus man this is all pure gold. lost so many times.
>>678544568
>Be 6
>Love land before time
>Watch it every day, away from everyone else
>My favorite character is Spike, I love him
>I dream about Spike everynight, his warm tender spiketail penis penetrating my firm and supple 6 year old anus
>It's nothing more than a dream, though
>One day, I'm at school playing with my little foot and spike action figures
>I feel a shadow loom over me
>It's the three bigger, bulkier kids that were known as the classroom bullies
>"What've you got there, Anon?" Said chad with a smug grin
>"O-oh, I'm just playing with m-
>"Aw, is the little bitch playing with gay little imaginary friends?" said Brad
>He grabs the figurines and gives them to his other friend, Dick and they both promptly break them in half before calling me a baby
>Just then... I hear something in the distance
>The smell of fresh cut grass fills the room
>The classroom door bursts open
>It's Spike
>Without a moment's hesitation, Spike lunges forward and chomps the bullies dicks off
>He proceeds to violently shit in all of their mouths, one at a time
>I can hear the distinct sound of them being strangulated by the clots of dinosaur feces in their throats
>All the other children have left in horror
>He turns to me, with his big doofus dino grin and says in a soothing voice...
>"HAAARGLAGGAAAHAHRAHAAA."
>I'm can't hold out any longer
>I bend over and express my firm 6 year old butthole to the crisp air of the classroom
>Spike mounts me and rams his erect dinosaur penis inside of me
>I cry out in pain, pleasure, and ecstasy
>Within a moment's time spike flushes my bleeding and gaping asshole with a torrent of semen
>But he's not finished
>With a swift move he turns around, and sits down on my face
>I hear a docile and high pitched voice up against my ear
>It's Ducky
>"Spikey isn't satisfied, no no no. He needs to make a big shit in your mouth! Yup! Lots and lots of shit for your mouth, yep yep yep!"
>I open wide
>>678549601
>Just then, a violent tidal wave of diarrhea floods my mouth
>Spike gives a satisfying sigh before getting off of my body and proceeding to leave the classroom
>"Wait, spike. Don't go. I want you to marry me."
>He looks me straight in the eyes and winks at me, before giving me a, "GRAAAAH." and fading away
>I pass out and wake up in the hospital with multiple stitches on my asshole
>I look at my hands
>Two new land before time figurines
>Thank you, Spike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_7fZTVeHsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_GbGJJ3nwQ
>>678549434
chromo-zoned. lol
>>678545460
>sincere, ayy lmao
lost
>>678545460
Holy shit
>>678545685
Liquor stores have drive-thrus?
>>678550264
More greentexts please
>>678550328
gotcha
>>678549701
I do this to our dog all the time
In fact, I do worse. Any time I have to launch a rank fart, I pick up our 10lb dog, press him against my ass and tear it on him. My wife hates it.
I love doing it because in the thousands of years of evolution, nowhere in dog genetics is there a response for being farted on. The dog freezes, stares at me intently, and then my wife bitches at me for a while.
I am assisting evolution.
>>678549434
Of course this gets social media attention.
"Omg, there so butiful, look how nice I am by saying that!"
>>678549660
my fucking sides anon
>>678550730
Lmao
>>678550189
nasal laughed
>>678549457
Where's the video?
>>678550730
i starting reading this hoping it was funny.
about halfway through, i saw where it was going, again, hoping it would become funny.
...at no point was this humorous in the slightest. but im willing to bet you think you're a pretty funny guy in general, that your friends say stuff like "man, you're funny." as a matter of fact, i can damn well guarantee you not only dont have a dog, youve never been with a woman--willingly--and especially are not "married"
>>678550730
Naw son
>>678551585
Kek
>>678551444
NIGGA WHAT>>678551379
>>678551444
OH SHI--
somebody post that bazinga video where the girl gets rekt at the end
>>678550730
God Help my sides
>>678551444
>>678551379
By my performance , this is now a get thread
>>678550215
some do
>>678551444
DUDE
>>678550730
FYI, you can't assist with evolution if said animal is neutered
>>678546846
but in the end it doesn't even matter
Beat you to em.
>>678552257
fake hand
>>678552257
fuck off
>>678552444
rekt
>>678552444
Oops, well fuck me sideways.
>>678552444
Chekd
>>678552444
Chekd
>>678544568
Saved
i dubs me
>>678552691
rekt
>>678552743
>>678552691
go to sleep faggots
>>678544930
fucking LOST
>>678549434
lost. lost very badly.
>>678550730
yes
>>678549084
Kek
get
>>678545460
jesus fucking christ. the power that a handful of bored anonymous users on a damn Vietnamese underwater katana crafting board can have is amazing
Bear Grylls highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTlsqZ214Mw
>>678551350
on youtube.
>>678547623
Holy shit kek
>>678551561
too bad no one gives a shit what you think, faggot.
>>678554146
Did someone or something eat a urinal cake?
>>678551916
checkem
>>678554366
RIP Snacks
I cri evryteim
>>678553198
so close
>>678554371
Yeah.
A few weeks ago I read about the same kinda thing at a marathon. Athletes were given bars of soap by a sponsor, with all the writing in English. Plenty of them couldn't read it and presumed it was some kind of energy bar.
>>678554702
I presume it's because I'm not autistic that I don't get this.
oh fuck i forgot this wasn't /mu/
>>678548738
I fucking lost man her breast grow to the fuck LOL
>>678548610
This looks like Ethan from h3
Cheque zem
>>678554666
check em'
>>678554547
what happened?
>>678553198
Off by one
If these aren't dubs you're all fucking faggots.
>>678548918
Lost
>>678549660
Be more original that's basically shrek is life with a different character
>>678550215
All the ATF departments have drive thrus
>>678555955
Your digits...
>>678554990
Lost from this reply
>>678545685
this is boring. who the fuck screen capped this
>>678544568
>>678544930
smiled and saved. just something about an anon apologizing is so novel and unusual. this may be the only time it's happened, and it's cause his mama made him.
>>678555086
Nerve gas
>>678553233
fuckin hell that was jokes
>>678545460
>named it 12 to make it look like there are more
hue
>>678549660
>>678549660
thumbs up
>>678550133
>nigger detected
nice dubs, nigger
>>678556175
yoo, i used to be friends with her on facebook
>>678544930
Why is this so funny? A rare early chuckle.
>>678550730
how is this funny lol?
>>678544568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw&nohtml5=False
>>678553165
LOST FUCKING HARD
>>678550189
>not a foetus
dont get eyes that soon, bruh
>>678554904
out
>>678544930
Lost
>>678552077
Lost
>>678549894
Underated kek
Anyone have the screencap of that guy who posted his sister on /b/ and they doxed him? Was this year I think.
>>678551444
checked
>>678555416
source?
>>678550653
My sides
>>678555577
I'll check those digits and exhale air out of my nose at that picture anon.
>>678553233
that was epic!
>>678554904
sorry bro it actually sounds like you might be autistic then
>>678559340
Teekyuu
>>678550730
Someone please for the love of fuck screen cap this I just lost my shit
>>678558081
I knew I made this for a reason
>>678550653
L O S T
O
S
T
>>678550730
8/10
Thanks for being on 4chan, please stay.
>>678550730
fucking what?
>>678552444
now thats fucking funny
hey chris
>>678552323
Double digit dubs!!!!
>>678549601
wtf bro, keked
>>678553381
Holy shit I want to set this as my wallpaper
I'm a faggot
>>678553381
fuck!
>>678553381
Yes.
I didn't laugh. But this is great.
>>678544568
Already lost
>>678551444
>>678552077
Nerve gas
>>678565708
they peed on electric fence. but it was just staged though, not real.
i mean, why would they pee there, like that, at that time?
>>678558401
>>678560877
Maybe he doent watch zeyblade or other anime crap
>>678566219
Kek
>>678551444
>>678556407
Fucking lost!!
>>678566219
That is actually a good way to tell if they want your dick
>fresh OC
http://youtu.be/a-dB46rqpzs
I CANT BREATH xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJITm1i0xTE&feature=youtu.be
>>678568208
nigger
>>678554911
LOST
AHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>678567364
who's that faggot?
>>678551854
he looks like the bad guy from crash bandicoot
>>678551854
doctor neo cortex!
>>678551444
Nice
>>678555344
Damn he actually looks pretty handsome
im really conflicted and i dont know where i stand, how come if its so obvious that earth is round/sphere there has been no solid evidence to disprove that it's flat? Prove me wrong, protip u cant.
>>678569379
why is this giving me a headache
>>678571291
Example:
You are in USA
You travel to east
You later appear in south
????????????????? OH WOW MAN I KNOW!!! TELEPORTATION
kill yourself
>inb4 fell for the bait
>>678571291
actually shaped like "3-Foot Hover Disc - Vertigo by Overbreak"
>>678571683
wormholes are inpossible you fagget.
it cant.
so he must be right bcuz you r wrong
>>678549601
>"express my firm 6 year old butthole to the crisp air"
>kek
>>678571291
The sun sets and rises at different times in different places.
>>678551444
damn
>>678572523
>/thread
Let us create the best ylyl by twitch raiding actor shawn ashmore on the twitch channel Loriipops
>>678572095
>>678558081
fighting cancer with cancer
>>678569718
Anon JUST FUCKING LOST... I used to own a 2stroke banshee and a cr250 FUCK ME... I need my balls back
>>678572767
Lost
>>678572767
Fucking lost kek
>>678572767
Holy fucking shit LOST HARD
>>678572767
> my sides are in orbit
>>678546846
lost
>>678572767
I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTUR
>>678572767
There he is, there he goes again
>>678545685
>>good pickle
I lost
>>678545685
This guy is a fag, just give the kids the vodka.
>>678550730
Doing God's work.
>>678552860
kek
>>678550730
lmao
>>678561501
Here you go:
>>678549601
>>678549660
Can someone screen shot these
>>678545460
OP got fuct
>>678575049
>>678549601
Oh look another shrek is life ripoff. Try being original, faggot.
>>678574858
Whoa, can I have an installation link for midnight-black Niggerchan?
>>678550730
Beautiful.
>>678544568
This is now a maasterchan thread
As a priestess of mchan, I'll answer any questions you have about mchan, and tell how much a faggot you are if you try to defend the dying shithole that is 4chan
ask away
>>678546846
There's a two year gap between those posts. Has anyone considered the idea that some anon saw the original text, downloaded iTunes and replayed it constantly on mute for half a year or so for the lulz?
>>678549601
Look son, an awful post.
LIKE A BOSS!
>>678569718
Mixing gas and slapping ass got me
>>678558208
it's a chicken fetus
>>678576272
I made it myself in Appchan. I can export it and put it somewhere I'm just not sure where.
>>678576462
Yeah but 4chan invented my favorite memes
>>678576941
correct, invented, past tense.
4chan doesn't make anything now, mods killed 4chan. Mchan makes more maymays than 4chan now, with 100x less users
>>678577174
Visited, and all I see is CP.
https://youtu.be/39psTUjyHk8
>>678547623
Lost so fucking hard. I hope to God this is real.
>>678577174
That site has to be some kind of set-up. How is that much cp just allowed to be up for so long? There is no way I would post on that site. I would be afraid of getting v&.
>>678578037
WTF ANON!?!
>>678551527
Was there a second part?
>>678551444
>>678552444
in the same thread....
>>678551585
Lost
>>678550730
loooost
>>678578037
Lost. 8/10
>>678578037
fuk u
>>678544780
Nailed it
>>678577174
posts childporn site on supposed feds-controlled site.
>>678555602
Doo you know anything about gets?
>>678551444
can i be in the screencap?
>>678550137
*uses great heal*
get thread
check'm
>>678567476
Diners, drive-ins, and keks.
>>678549434
Fucking Chromozoned, BRILLIANT!
>>678569718
savage af
>>678546846
Lost so hard
