The villain of the last movie you saw tries to kill you.
The main character of the last tv show you saw protects you.
How fucked are you?
>>678518423
vilain from mad max 1
main chars from person of interrest
I'm good
Heh. Kylo Ren VS Rick, a badass battle.
Reptar versus jon snow
A random FBI douchebag is trying to kill me.
Anakin Skywalker is guarding me.
I think I'll be fine.
>>678518634
rick sanchez or rick grimes?
Doomsday vs Rick Grimes..... fuck....
>>678518634
This
>>678518423
Alzheimer's disease is going to get me.
But its OK, the Glitter Force are going to save me...
The main villain from hateful eight (the woman/sister) vs Saul Goodman.
Alejandro Sosa (scarface) vs. Saul Goodman
Idiotic insane wannabe Joker version of Lex Luthor vs Jon Snow. Jon will keep me safe.
Lotso from Toy Story
Yusuke Urameshi
>Templar french prick from Kingdom of heaven
>Ricky, Bubbles and Julian from TPB
I am fucking set
Villain: Crazy Guy from CUBE 2
vs
Hero: Ottoman Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent from Muhtesem Yuzyil
>>678518423
villian: Silva from Skyfall
hero: Either Detective Benson or Stabler
>>678519179
Ricky is gonna get shot
>>678518423
>judge dredd
Well fuck
>>678518423
So the bad guy from CLOUD ATLAS (An evil doc - weaponless but has poisons, a retirement home crew, a hitman with a gun, a group of riders with crossbows, a few soldiers with machine guns.) against the good guys from the last STAR WARS: REBELS episode (Ashoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Kanan, Chopper, depending on how you classify him Maul as well.)
Well, it will make up for a good fight, but I guess ultimately my chances aren't too bad ...
:-)
Edward from twillight against Dean Winchester ....no Problem for me
>>678518423
Kylo Ren vs Sheldon Cooper
yeah...
>>678519598
And yes edward is the real villian
>>678519138
>Jon will keep me safe.
Implying Jon will be able to beat the monstrosity lexiboy did breed ... :3
The alien monster from edge of tomorrow vs some random idiot from scrubs. I'm totally fucked.
>>678518423
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs vs. Vector Perkins
I do believe a villain is about to get shot. It will be the shortest action film ever.
Kylo Ren vs. Archer
... So 50/50 I'd say
Kylie ren vs warship animu grill
>Lewd pic semi-related
>>678519462
Against whom?
10 cloverfield lane and chowder.
Fuck
Rick gimes is protecting me from scar the lion... kek
>>678518423
The faggot from dead pool vs the weather girl from my local news. They'll probably just end up fucking while I jerk off downstairs.
Captain Spaulding and his sick kids are trying to kill me but oj simpson has my back
>>678519300
Haha probably
Have you watched season 10?
>>678519598
Made me kek
>>678518423
I've got Blofeld from Spectre coming after me, and Miss Frizzle from magic school bus trying to save me.
I think I might actually be okay?
Kylo Ren
Being guarded by Homer Simpson.
Fuck
Kylo Ren vs Bob belcher. I like my odds
So, Turbo/King Kandy from Wreck it Ralph vs. Archer. I feel like I'm fucked.
Francis/Ajax, from Deadpool, with the cast of Danger 5 protecting me. I think I'm good.
>>678518423
so Mars is trying to kill me and whoever the "good guy" from game of thrones is is protecting me. I think I might be fucked.
Child murderer from The Element of Crime
Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle
Just fucking kill me.
>>678520440
Made me laugh, i got rick grimes vs scar from lion king XD
bucky larson vs annibal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phlX5CE72d8
Well I don't think Clarke can save me from trigon
The deupty mayor from zootopia vs capt. Malcom Reynolds. should be fine.
LANA!
Saul Goodman vs that faggot from the new Star Wars movie
I'm safe
John Wick trying to kill me vs. The Simpsons. Fuck.
Don't remember the last movie I watched, but with Frank Underwood protecting me, I'm already fucked.
>>678520709
LANA!
Well I've got Lex Luthor and Doomsday vs the entire justice league so im fine i think
>>678520781
LAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kylo Ren vs. Phil Coulson. The Sith doesn't stand a chance.
>>678518423
Judge Doom vs Shawn Spencer
i'm fucked
Megatron vs Rick Grimes
I'm fucked
>>678520861
Who the fuck is Lana?
>>678520864
Implying Kylo is Sith.
Larry Wilmore is protecting me from J.P. from Grandma's Boy. I think I'm fine.
Eddy's brother tries to kill me (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy)
Spongebob protects me
Kylo Ren Vs Ragnar Lothbrok
Kylo pls
>>678518423
Villain: whatever kaiju monster
Protector: finn the human (i don't watch tv)
Idfk, finn prolly wins with some Deus ex machina
>>678520947
do you want ants?
cause that's how you get ants
>>678520371
President snow vs homer Simpson. Going to be funny.
saitama vs doomsday, lol
>>678520947
The girl off of archer, kek
Rick from Rick & Morty saves me from Steve Jobs
>>678521063
Made me kek, I have a soul thanks to you!
>>678518423
The bad doctor from "Conspiracy theory" (played by the same actor as professor X from X-men) is trying to kill me. He is an ex CIA psychiatrist.
Dexter (from the show Dexter) comes to protect me.
I'll be ok.
>>678521120
Don't watch archer thx bby cakes.
>>678521202
I got dexter saves me from randall off monsters inc
>>678518423
>villain of the last movie you saw tries to kill you
Er ist wieder da - I guess Hitler will kill me, no clue why, since I'm white.
>The main character of the last tv show you saw protects you
Bezerker - Have a top tier indestructible Vampire protect me, fuck yeah!
>How fucked are you?
0%
Daredevil is protecting me from Ajax from deadpool.
Shit, basically Ajax needs to be killed to be stopped and daredevil wont kill.
Doomsday vs Hank Moody from Californication. I am one dead mother fucker.
>>678518423
spirits that are able to transfer into bodies thanks to the fact that they committed suicide and removed the third nail or some shit.
And rick from trailer park boys
This is gonna be fun, im fucked, but at least ill die baked
>>678518423
Ragnar Lothbrook from vikings is protecting me against the bad guy from deadpool
>>678518423
Saul Goodman vs. the Terminator? I'm completely fucked.
>>678520864
Kylo isn't sith. He wasn't even a fully trained jedi yet when he turned darkside.
He's an angsty boy.
>>678521349
Thank you for replying to my comment. I feel like I am capable of being loved, and I am able to make friends over the internet.
Love Machine (Summer Wars) vs. Louis C.K. (Louie).
I... don't even know what to think about this one.
>>678521475
what movie did you watch sounds spooky.
>>678518423
Frank Underwood could take Kylo Ren.
Kylo Ren vs Jessica Jones
Kek
>>678518423
kyloren
ron swanson
>>678521285
You should, or then you should end your miserable life.
Hades Dai (crouching tiger ) vs Nick burkhardt (grimm) hmm. not really sure.
kylo ren vs jack from lost
shit
>>678518423
the First Order is chasing me down trying to get a map. Lucky for me, the Memphis police departments homicide unit has got my back (the first 48)
Doomsday vs Norman Bates.
Fuck
Only things I watch are YouTube videos and vines. Too poor to afford Netflix and I don't watch TV.
M.U.T.O from Godzilla
Mulder from X-Files
>>678518423
raish al ghul
cpt flint
>>imded
>>678518423
Pippi Långstrump protects me from an ancient egyptian priest that does cloning magic?
>>678521571
Kek no problem son XD
>>678518423
Let's see, Archer protects me from Alec Baldwin. Or was it nature? Or maybe the bear? I just watched that old ass movie The Edge.
Vladimir Harkonen from Dune vs Dandy from Space Dandy
My body is ready
>>678521913
The aliens from "Circle" but I got The Flash to cover me.
>>678518423
Bob Belcher vs. the crazy six gun guy at the end of The Boondock Saints. Am I fucked?
Claudius from I, Claudius is protecting me from the Soviet Union (Bridge of Spies.)
I literally don't have a clue how fucked I am.
Walter White is protecting me from Dr. Evil.
I think I'm safe.
Enemy: Prince Humperdinck
Main Character: Green Arrow
>>678522298
This dude
Daredevil is protecting me from ...
wait...the last movie I watched was Boku No Pico 3. Is Daredevil trying to protect me from a gay shota threesome?
>>678518423
The last movie I watched was Finding Nemo... So my enemy is... Darla the dentist's niece...??
And the last show is The Walking Dead so Rick Grimes.
So... I think I'm gonna be ok
Kylo Ren versus Felicity Smoak.
She'll hack the force and defeat him.
Im fucked
Everyone is a loser in baskets
>>678522309
Awesome show, but luckily I'm teaming with sisko against the head nazi from blues brothers, I'll be fine I think, but planet earth will probably be oblitterated in the process.
So telekinetic fuckhead from Harcore Henry versus Jessie Eisenburg from Brooklyn nine nine
well shit. really wishing it was bacckwards
>>678521571
Thank you for expressing yourself so eloquently. The internet would be a richer place if more people followed your example.
>>678522575
Fear anon, That movie was about fear. You think Grimes can save you now?
>>678518423
Korra from Avatar vs. Colonel Quaritch from... Avatar.
>>678518423
I got Francis from deadpool and doctor house
Archer vs Lex Luthor
The motherfucker vs saitama
Lex luther
Daredevil
I'm guud
Transformers megatron vs macgyver wtf.
>>678518423
Anti Tobacco laws will attack me, and Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged will fight for me. So I mean. Fuck you.
Immortan Joe vs. Sterling Archer
I'm a little worried...
>>678522539
Their dad...?
Jim Lahey from trailer park boys is coming for me
Chef Gordon Ramsey is going to keep me safe
Red queen from Alice in wonderland, vs the flash. its pathetic
>>678520803
Justice League with out Martian manhunter
>into the trash it goes
>>678518423
I'm confused about this. Is there an actual villain in Shutter Island?
Todd Margaret vs a Kaiju.
Nice knowing you.
>>678522761
What did you say about me right now? Is this like an insult or being gay? I have excuses even if you think I'm not as good as you.
Besides, the paradox about our discussion is to give too much attention to something that doesn't deserve it. But if you don't then it deserves attention, so this is a parade dox?
>>678521202
Sir Patrick Stewart is who your villain is.
Thanos, Josuke Higashikata protecting me
????
>>678518423
well..... fuck
>>678523129
Would love to see this
>>678522782
Rick Grimes masters fear all the time.
This time will be no exception
>>678518423
Fucking Kylo Ren vs. Nick "Grimm" Burkhardt.
Fuck.
>>678523257
Look what he did to the borg, that guy is completely fucked.
>>678518423
Daredevil protects me against that goth villain from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Probably not walking out of this alive.
Bill from Kill Bill vs Chip and Johanna from Fixer upper.....
Goodbye world
Jojo v that guy from ant man
>>678518423
Fox Mulder Vs Kevin from we need to talk about Kevin, huh
Darth Vader is trying to kill me.
Walter White is trying to protect me.
>mfw Darth Vader is dissolving in acid.
magician from the prestige
frank underwood
i think ill be ok
Little Bill Daggett vs the Crew of the USS Enterprise 1701-D - Not a bit fucked actually
>>678518423
A t-rex vs the flash
i'm ok with my odds
>>678523092
Oh yeah. I didn't watch the whole thing lol. Forgot that little detail
Julian,ricky and bubbles vs doomsday
Predator from predator
Ichigo from Bleach
Villain from ex machina vs MC from kill la kill. Interesting...
>>678523663
Oh fuck, that would be good! A little drawn out, but awesome.
Voldemort Vs. Whomever's considered "main" of the big bang theory
Though i guess it doesn't matter, i'm fucked
The NFL is trying to kill me.
Carrie Bradshaw is trying to protect me.
>>678518423
last thing i watched was a trailer park boys movie, so not sure how thats going to work
>>678524110
Lahey is going to rape you, unless ______ manages to protect you.
the guy from office space and archer...
i think im ok
>>678523872
DONT SPEAK HIS NAME!!!!!!
Very fucked, its Hans Grubber...Die Hard's on now
Chris and snoop from the wire protecting me from that choir boy FBI faggot from wolf of wall street
Fuck... I have lex luther trying to kill me while charlie from always sunny is protecting me gg...
The grudge against peter griffin, well fuck me
>>678518423
Lex Luther from the recent batman/superman
Daredevil (netflix)
I'm fucked.
>>678524384
Well who's protecting you?
>>678521285
You need to, maybe then you wouldn't be such a mancy
>>678518817
same anon
>>678524639
Fuckin Sheldon
>>678518423
Kylo Ren vs Gibbs from NCIS
>>678518423
>Lord Humongous Vs The Green Arrow
I am OK with this
>>678518423
Oh god. The US military vs Tim and Eric awesome show. Strait fucked.
>>678518423
Kylo Ren trying to kill me
Ragnar Lothbrok trying to protect me
rip
>>678524373
Fear of the name only increases the fear of the thing! Be brave!
>>678524790
topkek.
Skeleton man from Black Cauldron against Jax Teller from Sons of Anarchy.
Could probably go either way.
Kylo Ren vs. Jean-Luc Picard
I'll take my chances.
oh fuck yes, predator vs gordon ramsay
>>678524790
Boxing Glove arrow FTW
>>678525354
lol, fuck yeah
James Bond vs. Archer
the joker vs Hanibal Lecter
i would watch
lord umoungous vs rick from trailer park boys
Hanibal Lecter vs Gregory House
Loki vs the Bubble Guppies...
My kid is more of a pain in the ass every day
Dr. Manhattan vs. Bob Belcher.
Fuck
Venom from Spider-man 3.
Shinichi from Parasyte.
not sure if going to live or die
>>678518423
Detective Benson from SVU vs Akkan from hardocre henry. Yea i am royally screwed
Well im fucked, Doomsday from Dawn of justice
and my protector is Archer
Talia Al Ghoul vs Daredevil
>>678518423
I don't have/watch TV. So I'll do movies only. Last to watch and watched before that.
>Bad guy - basically the state/all of the rich with sway from In Time
>Protector - Jason Bourne
I'm safe.
>>678518423
Kylo Ren VS Rick Grimes
Zach Braff against the Vietkong? Well then...
>>678525682
oooooh this sounds cool
Jenna Haze vs Flash
>>678526004
You could even say you're in the...
Danger Zone?
Hannibal Lector is the villain, but I'm protected by fucking Saitama
>>678521364
Hitler is going to molest you bud.
>>678526250
Shere khan vs spongebob
Jej
>>678526311
well you're done mate
THE MORAL OF THIS THREAD IS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH MOVIES IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEIR VILLAINS.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH TV SHOWS UNLESS YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE HANGING OUT WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS.
>>678526512
How am I done?
>>678518423
the villain from Demolition man
the main char from GoT ?
>>678526631
hannibal easily beats your anime hero
So Kylo Ren vs Archer
Archer is a badass, but also a total fuckup. But he also can't die. How many times has he been shot and he is always OK. He was even hot like 6 times in the middle of the back and he was OK.
>>678522931
You're OK dude.
>>678518423
lol count dooku
and emperor palpatine
I know i'm boring, star wars is so main stream
>>678526741
Are you kidding me? Do you even know who Saitama is?
>>678518423
bigfoot from harry and the hendersons i guess ill be okay
Ajax/Francis from deadpool is out for me.
I'm protected by Bob Belcher.
Pic related.
>>678526716
Main characters in GOT die all the time. You are screwed.
>>678526879
yeah some anime faggot
>>678526440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAn3fSs8_A
>>678526716
Simon Phoenix gonna fuck your shit up boi
Xenomorph vs Homer Simpson
>>678525682
>>678526217
Don't know with the gimp leg, but probably immunity to pain is a plus.
Doomsday & Lex from B v S. Fox Muldor and Dana Scully from X files. I'm not sure how I feel about this
Villain : Hitler
The flash is protecting me. Im fine
>>678526949
You dumbass, he beats the strongest enemies with just one punch, HE IS THE ONE PUNCH MAN
Werewolf from Late Phases.
Who ever you consider the main character of Brickelberry.
I'm fucked.
>>678527302
>Cave Troll from LotR & Facebook Faggot
You'll be fine.
the villian in resivor dogs is?
as for last tv show some restraunt under cover show to show why the restraunts are loosing money cause of the staff so im going to say if all the colours are the bad guys then im fucked
>Gargamel
>avatar aang
I think I'm pretty good
>>678518423
Dr. House vs. Kylo Ren.
I'll probably be fine.
Doomsday wants me dead and michael bluth is protecting me. I'm sure that if we just keep our heads down and power through everything will be fine
>>678527546
wut?
>>678526311
>>678527335
Hanibal will fuck murder and eat one punch man followed by your cheeks for desert.
>>678518423
lmao watched kung fu panda 3 after that watched episode of kung fu panda the series shit
>>678518423
Last Movie: LEGO movie.
Last Show: One Punch Man
Soooo...Saitama vs. Will Ferrel.
>>678527423
I could also go with same baddies. But with the Elric Brothers from Fullmetal Alchemist. I still don't know how I feel about this
The t-Rex from jurassic park vs daredevil
Francis (Deadpool) vs. Sterling Archer. I think I'm ok. Maybe.
>>678527810
Dream about it boi, kys
>>678518423
Okay so all humans vs Saitama (One Punch Man) seems like I'm safe
Yellowjacket from Ant man is trying to kill me
Daredevil is protecting me. Sorry to say it but I think Matty and I are fucked.
john doe vs daredevil
pretty epic
Looks like it's Harry from In Bruges vs. Sterling Archer for me.
Could go either way but I think Archer takes it.
>>678518423
Aliens from 10 Cloverfield lane VS Alvin, from Alvin and the Chipmunks.... I think I'm good.
>>678527993
You're the safest man in Universe
ajax vs one punch man, im fine
Kylo ren vs that little twat from star wars rebels
Fuck me
>>678518423
Xenomorphs try to kill me but Danny Devito protects me
I dont know how i feel about this.
Alejandro Sosa from Scarface vs Pablo Escobar.
lol
>>678527627
>the villian in resivor dogs is?
that is EVERYBODY
>>678528050
Archer is a fuckup, so if he is assigned to protect you it could very well mean you die. He fails missions all the time. But Archer will live no matter what, you however...
>>678518423
The State in A Clockwork Orange vs. Walter White.
>>678527880
the t-rex's first kill was a lawyer. I think you're fucked
I guess the Nazis from Fury.
But i have got this
>>678518423
Mouse from MouseHunt
Sam/Dean from supernatural
I ain't worried
>>678518423
Attacked by the First Order
Protected by Ryan Seacrest
I'll be fine
>>678528218
Idk I would say it is mostly Mr. Blonde as the main antagonist
>>678518423
Kylo Ren vs Spencer Strasmore?
Welp.
Pingu has to protect me from General Zod...
>>678528043
>Businessman in a shrinking suit
>Ninja with radar powers
>Fucked
>>678527951
Walter White Vs. The Joker. Should be interesting.
>>678518634
I got Rick from "Rick and morety" going aginst the evil dude from the movie "the one".
jim halpert vs henry clay/john quincy adams supporters
>>678518423
>Ultron
>Hank Hill
I'm safe.
Ricky from trailer park boys is protecting me from magneto. What in the fuck
Reverse flash vs Jane doe from blindspot
Megamind counts as villain? It's ok, Melodias is defending me
>>678528495
Depends on which one you get. You might just escape with sore knees.
>>678518423
Homer vs. Bane
>>678528769
What about bubs??
Bad guy from v for vendetta and Rick from walking dead
>I'll be fine
Aliens from Pacific Rim
Vs
Saul Goodman.
... It's all good man.
Warden from The Sawshank Redemption VS Gordon Ramsey
I think I'm pretty set.
>>678528635
Walter would win, he is smarter.
>>678528974
Rip u
>>678528623
>Elijah Price aka Mr. Glass (Samuel L. Jackson) from Unbreakable
Vs
>Sterling Archer from Archer
I'm protected well enough
Norman Baits to protect me from...Norman Baits
Shit.
Baits Motel. And physcho
>>678518423
Jerry Sandusky tries to kill me, and Rory Gilmore of the Gilmore Girls is my gaurdian.
>>678518423
The tower from high rise vs Josuke hishigikata (part 4)
I'm good
The Baron Vladimir Harkonnen and Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, of Dune are my villains. Jimmy McGill of Better Call Saul, is my protector. #fml
Ted Jones (the drug lord from Pineapple express)
>vs
Jax (sons of anarchy)
>>678528990
Using Dual Klobbs, not Dual RC-P90.
Fuck Pleb
>>678518423
Tony Montana - Scarface
Raylan Givens - Justified
I would watch THE SHIT outta that.
>>678518423
Aliens from 10cloverfield lane is the villain. Kevin spacey from house of cards protects me. I think I'm pretty fucked
>>678519275
To be honest, I was expecting more Benson and Stabler
>>678529423
>Not using Klobb's
>>678528920
Holy shit, I might then have a chance
>>678529417
At first I was thinking you were safe, but in a realistic scenario I honestly would have no clue. Pretty even odds tbh, minus the fact Ted Jones was thwarted by two half retarded stoners and the Gook Crew
T Rex vs Pablo Escobar
probably fucked either way
>>678519598
Good choice on Dean, not Sam. Moose would feel all angsty about it.
>>678518423
Lex Luthor from BvS
and
Rick Grims from WD
should be interesting
the last movie I saw was nightcrawler, im not sure if the good guy was also the bad guy in that movie
the last tv show I watched was band of brothers, so I think im okay
Bill Lumbergh vs Micheal Knight and KITT
Huh, this will be interesting.
>>678529725
Klobbs were the worst fucking weapon in that game behind the Melee weapons.
Lex Luthor against Nick from Grimm... Tough one
>>678518423
Was watching "Game of thrones", so not really sure which is the main character...
Akan from Hardcore Henry vs Michael Westen from burn notice
>>678529084
Heads already bald for opening up.
>>678530094
The Camera Man.
>>678520346
Yes, I think you are
>>678530094
Danny.
Unfortunately.
>>678518423
Saul Goodman is defending me from a Xenomorph.
>>678518423
Darth maul vs anchor from the news. I'm Gucci.
![[desire to know more intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S3PRk0e.jpg "[desire to know more intensifies].jpg")
>>678530134
>Hardcore Henry
Was that any good?
