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Gf asleep. Tell me what to do all you dubs! >Any post explaining

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Gf asleep. Tell me what to do all you dubs!

>Any post explaining how to get these shit spot things off camera is dubs
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Zoom out. Need to figure out what we have to work with.
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Get the boobs out champ.
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>>678444631
Get her naked
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Remove her nail polish without waking her up
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Draw dick on forehead
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>>678444905
Roll
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she looks a little sweaty, take her clothes off for her.
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Cum on her face
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>>678444631
cum on her feet
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Cum @face
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Sharpie in pooper
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Pee on her.

Those spots are probably water or other debris on your camera sensor. If it's a phone you're shit out of luck (change the camera module, depends on the model).
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Undress her
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>>678445022
Winrar
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>>678444631
How about you treat her with class like the lady she is. Don't be a faggot OP.
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I'd say shit on her, but I'll settle for ripping ass into her nostrils.
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>>678445022
>dubs
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>>678445022
winrar winrar chikan dinnar
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>>678444631
Lick her forehead then go to bed
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Put a pillow over her face
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>>678444860
Roll
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Damn it feels good to be a ^
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>>678445144
Checked
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>>678445022
OP here, i can't do that

Next dubs pls!
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>>678445089
kill yourself
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>>678445144
Checked
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>>678444631
What camera is it?
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punch her in the face. hard!
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>>678445216
>lonely bitter permavirgin detected
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Play chess with her
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Urinate on her face and post video.
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>>678444793

Roll for this ^

then cum on her hair.
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>>678445199
DAmn, double-dubs.

Back on topic; What about nutella or jam on her lips?
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Put your dick her nose
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>>678445372
Rolling again lol
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Kiss her on forehead then cuddle her as you fall asleep keeping your dignity
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>>678445212
Youre not OP, im OP.

And im working on the first dubs
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Give her African goggles
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Get her a glass of water. Bitches love glasses of water.
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>>678445212
Faggot
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get her naked
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>>678445267
Galaxy s6
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>>678445422
Got three dubs already :P
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>>678445524
Nice phone, got S7 Edge :)
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Get the most embarrasing thing you have in your room, and put it on her
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>>678445599
4 dubs, just saying I'm on a streak lol.
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Move your ass faggot
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>>678445635
Reeeeroll
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>>678445449
You mean Arabian you fucking cuck faggot.
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Tea bag her
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>>678445676
Unlucky, I've gotten 4 dubs already. I can try and roll for you too
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>>678445599
S6 and s7 sucks. Buy s5 neo end you got nearly the same for more Then 300€ less
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>>678445448
Just watch out so you don't wake her :D
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>>678445635
Kek, do it
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Draw on her face. Black cocks only
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>>678445806
Hmm, interesting, I had a S5 (regular) earlier, I enjoyed it before the S7 Edge.
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>>678445888
Trips
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>>678445888
Lol triplets.
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>>678445888
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN.
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>>678444631

Try to cut out here eyes without waking her. Then wait abit till she does wake up, and film and post her reaction when she tries to figure out why she cant see.

Bonus points if playing benny hill while she stumbles around
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Give her a shitler
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>>678446111
LOL trips again
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>>678444631
Plot Twist; Sister sleeping.
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>>678446111
Trips means you must
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>>678446112
Reroll
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>>678445888
Its been fun boys... Ill try to get her to take a picture of what I get on her. Hopefully i can finish it before she wakes
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Take off your boxes and put them on her face
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>>678446112
Rolling 4 shitler
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smear toothpaste on her head
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>>678444631
cum all over her face.
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>>678446112
Roll
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>>678446220
dying
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>>678446151
We need to see tits of both sisters then
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>>678446112
Rolling
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>>678446220
Ooo.
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Bust a nut on her face after you write on her
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>>678444793
roll
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>>678446305
>>678446151
Roll for this
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>>678446112
Rollerino
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>>678446444
Trips LOL
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>>678446444
Fuckn trips again
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watch her sleep in a creepy way and then wake her up so that see thinks you're a psyco
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>>678446305
Yep
This
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Cum in her hair
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fuck her right in the pussy
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>>678446444
Trips. Give her a shitler op
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Jizz every where
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Finger in anus.
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Colour your cock black and when she wakes up tell her she's only aloud nigger dick now
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>>678446751
Rolling for this shit
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Lick cum off her face.
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Nut in her eye
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>>678446751
Roll
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expose breasts and unveil ass
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>>678446751
>aloud
Sup nigger
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>>678446868
re-roll
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Cum on her lips
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>>678446944
dubsss, I already suggested on her face earlier so I don't think he can do it again lol
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>>678446908
reerrereereoll
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>>678446944
Ay lmaooo
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>>678447000
trips are legit
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>>678446220
So boys, sorry to say she woke up and made me turn off the lights...

But I'm just as great as her. Got this fine ass nipple. Im developing an awesome app. Avid diaper fetishist. Lvl 96 paladin. Who needs that bitch?
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Nigger gots sum moobs
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>>678447077
Ugh, looks like the moons surface and the insides of an asshole combined.
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put tip on nipple
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Cum onto lips
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>>678447163
The dark side of the moon, kek
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Op never delivers. Fuck you op you owe us pictures now Nigga.
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>>678447077
shame
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>>678447282
OP should post sharpie in his pooper.
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>>678447346
re-roll
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>>678447346
Agreed
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>>678447282
OP here. Anything I can do to repay? Roll me a 2, 5 or 8
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>>678447077

All I see are teeth nigger.
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>>678447492
sharpie in yo pooper.
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>>678444631

Knock her up and leave like the good black man that you are.
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>>678447492
Lemon and Salt in your eyes. Then bang your head off the table.
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>>678447579
roll lol
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>>678445089
amen to that
we all need one, but not everyone deserves one
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>>678447636
diz
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Amen
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Sharpie in her pooper
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>>678444631
Shave her head
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>>678447698
By class we mean cum in your mouth and spit it out on to her
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buy everyone a 4chan pass.
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Op be an hero and sacrifice yo bitch
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>>678447346
Since there were so many trip, ill give is.

This shit fucming hurts btw
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>>678447908
>>678447916
LOL, dying.

MOM, GET THE CAMERA!
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>>678447916
Pic of ur bitch pussy and tits
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>>678446111

TRIPS HAS DECIDED. BLIND THE BITCH!!!!!
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>>678445888
Original trips gee. Use that dirty sharpie. Is /b with me on this one.
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>>678448207
Bump
Do it op
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>>678447881
you speak like a frustated Virgin
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>>678448207
Don't be a fag op
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>>678448388
or?
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>>678448388
Dubs
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>>678448207
Shes awake still. I got a small piece of shaft from the first try but she scrubbed it off
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>>678446111
Not dubs so no.
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>>678447916
Turn the fuckin lights back on and show us your girlfriends pussy
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>>678448477
Dubs again. That's trips and two Dubs
You got to honour the deal op. The fuck you want. Quads?
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Let's see her pussy you faggot nigger
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>>678448000
trips
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>>678448622
Checked
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>>678448699
Checked
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>>678448622
OP MUST DELIVER
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>>678448610
Fuckn who fuckn cares be quick with the pen and quicker with the camera. We can all see the discust on her face
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>>678448610
lol here
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>>678448852
Bump for quads
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>>678448880
Almost quads
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>>678448699

>>678448622
checked
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Op you shoved a sharpie in your pooper quit fucking hoeing deliver pussy pic
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>>678448852
Bump for quads niga
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>>678448852
Bumping cause fuck op
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Op you fuckwad nigger deliver
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>>678444631
Show pussy
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I want to see her dirty cunt op
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Give her a lovely kiss on the cheek
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Fuck op moral of the story
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Can you wash that Ash of your fingers
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>>678449351
Roll
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>>678448622
Im trying to take a pic under the blanket, but she got this thong on
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Op is a gay ass motha fuckn bitch ass Nigga. Fuck you op. Fuck you
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>>678449467
Doesn't count cunt
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>>678444631
cum on her face
post pic
get award for first OC in a long time
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>>678449467
is your cam dirty or do you both have syphilis?
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Take a video of you hitting her in her face with your dick and balls. Video must keep rolling until she wakes up so we can see reaction.
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>>678449753
Rolling for this..
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>>678449467
what.the.fuck. you guys should stop taking meth
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Fuck her
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If she wakes up, make sure to tell her its just a prank
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Pic of pussy and thong
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Spread her asscheeks and remove thing from pussy/ass
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>>678449869
lol, wish op wud. >>678449753
rolling for that

>>678449946
social experiemeny
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Picture of ass w/out thong
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Let her sleep OP
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Pussy!
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Spread her ass
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Stop being a hold out op. Fuckn do something
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>>678449467
Try harder
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>>678450199

Winrar, do something OP
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>>678444860
Roll
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>>678450212
Best I can do without waking her
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Draw black cocks only up her leg pointing to her pussy. Fuckn better do it op. Also rolling for quads
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>>678450368
Bumpity bump
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>>678450368
Bump
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leave your gf and us alone. just go to sleep
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>>678450368
>Draw black cocks only up her leg pointing to her pussy

You people dont know how sleeping girls work
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>>678444631
Show cock Fag!
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>>678450555
trips again
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>>678450338
that's totally a thong. u really know ur stuff op
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how long have you guys been banging meth and/or heroin OP?
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>>678451011
Ive touched weed twice. Thats about it for us and drugs
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Slap her awake then start clapping as loud as you can.
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Cut her hair off, as much as you can
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Tie her up then fuck her till she wakes up. When she wakes up start slapping her till she starts crying. Tell her how you're going to do the same thing to her brothers/sisters and parents. Then just as you cum deep inside her. Call out your mother's name.
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>>678444905
Roll
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>>678451363
Roll for this
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show bellybutton than go to bed
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>>678451363
Do it op you fucking fagot
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>>678451363
THIS DO IT.
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>>678451363
Roll
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>>678451363
This
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>>678451363
lol
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>>678451363
rolling
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>>678451285
YES roll for this
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>>678444631
You put on a livestream, wake her up and fucking apologize to her for doing this shit right here!
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>>678444631
Stick your ass 1 inch away from her face, making sure your asshole is even with her nose and mouth area... then blow ass in her fucking face.
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>>678451363
Check these dubs
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>>678451711
You stupid fucking faggot. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>678444631
ROLL HER OVER AND SHOW HER FUCKING ANUS.

STICK YOUR WET FINGER IN HER ASSHOLE.
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>>678451737
I agree with this guy. Fucking fart in her face!!
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>>678444631
Goto the House Next door
Shit on their steps

Take Photo

Post results

If you no return == MURICA and op was kill.
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what a shit thread
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>>678451285
Rolling...DOO IT
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>>678451711
Winrar, do it OP!
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>>678444631
FART IN HER GODDAMN FACE!!!!!!
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start fire on bed
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>>678451711
OP pussied out.
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