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Not so fast kid, you need dubs or higher to enter.
Go back singles pleb
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sorry
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Fuck off m8
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FUCK OFF BOUNCER

>chekem
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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>678431412
>singles

gtfo out of here kid xd
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check these dubs
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heading off to do exactly that

>dubbs for a bouncer
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Check
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Rollin nigs
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Fuck off whore
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>>678431519
>get the fuck out out of here
kys yourself you faggot
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Bitch who do you think you're talking to?
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Dubs I go out and get a beer.
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>tfw im inside the club 420 blazing and fucking whores while literally everyone ITT got btfoed by the bouncer

FeelsGoodMan

Mr.Bouncer, here are my dubs, feel free to check em
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>>678432608
a nigger with singles?
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Ok
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>>678432660
you are trash
kys
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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
Without any milk.
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>>678432660
oh, sorry Mr.Bouncer, wrong ID, check these dubs
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Dubs get
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sure fam, check these
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No dubs in sight
check these though
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check em bouncer, now bring me whores to fuck xd
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>>678433044
HE GOT IN THE MADMAN
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>>678430886
It's okay I own this club
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>>678433287
I'll prove it now.
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dab
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Suhhh dude
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Fuck you let me in
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its lit
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>>678433388
Damn
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Will these get me into the club sir?
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make this club great again
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Allahu akbar
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>>678434441
So close to another genocide
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>>678430886
I'll just sneak in
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step a side fagiolis
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Thanks man, I'll just walk on in
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Gtfo you baldy piece of shit
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Oh, sorry, I'm meeting my friend inside, he owns the joint.
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DON'T PUSH ME
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if dubs ill kill myself
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>>678430886
Yeah! Gtfo kids
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>>678430886
*gives ID nervously*
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... im just here for the used condoms that are going to be thrown away in the bathroom.
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fuck out the way nigger
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It's my time to shine
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Escuze me nigger?
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I uhh here's my doubles s-sir
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Let me in you cocksucker
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i raped a baby to get these dubs
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Drinks on me lads
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>Knock Knock

Come in
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>>678430886
Get the fuck out of my way
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「Checkem」
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if dubs ill fist my asshole
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>>678430886
You are a fag
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>>678435100
checked
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My dad works at Nintendo I better get in or I'm making calls
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if dubs ill do anything the first reply says
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Trips.
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i enter
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>>678434949
Dubs?
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>>678435199
Cut your dick off
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>>678435199
do nothing
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>>678435199
pencil in pooper
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fuk :(
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>>678435320
WINRAR
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>>678435199
Post pics of shoe on head with timestamp
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>>678430886
here they are you cunt let me in now faggot
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>>678430886
I'll just run past you considering you can't enter and remove me singles bearing faggot.
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I was only gonna ask you if you could direct me to Weenie Hut Jr.
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Let me in nigger
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Excuse me, but I'm on the list.
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Outta the way tough guy. I got my dubs right here.
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Let me in faggot.
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This club is gay
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>>678435711
save me a spot dude
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Oh ok I'm good
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What did you just say to me?
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let me in faggot
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>>678435333
> tfw Trips get
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>>678435822
Well guess you are gay too, cause you're going in
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>>678435974
Fixed
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>>678435966
Also, dubs. I always seem to get when I need to.
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Fuck outta my way Stone Cold Faggot. I'm going in.
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Fuck off faggot, I'm going in
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Who do you cal singles pleb?!
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Fuck you I do what I want
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>>678430886
Why dont you check em then?
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Just try and stop me
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Coming in.
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Checkum cunt
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Dubs like these?
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>>678430886
I'm the owner of the club, faggot. I have free entry.
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>>678430886
theyre right here dude

thanks for letting me in
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>>678435974
your an idiot
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>>678430886
I don't want in your stupid club
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Get out of my fucking way
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>>678436577
Fucking irony
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Let me in, gymfag
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>>678430886
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Do you lift bro?
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>>678436558
*You're
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Back the fuck off bitch boy
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My dubs are right here.
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I own this place, get out the way
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>>678436810
No you are
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I wasn't even trying
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>>678436997
Thou art
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>>678436112
>>678435974
Ah the good ol' double auts fail
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>>678430886
Guess I can't enter club faggot.
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Already got dub, rolling for trips
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I never get dubs when I need them =(
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>>678430886
Sup bitch im here to suck dicks and chew bubble gum and im all out of bubble gum
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sure, got 'em right here
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I tried my hardest, but I couldn't enter this club. My sorcery doesn't work here.
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rolo
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Operator, just give me dubs already
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Chicken
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Yo
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>>678437684
Fuck you, operator
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>>678437744
I take my words back
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h
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Stfu I own this place
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Chchchchchcchcchchild pornography
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Must've left my dubs at home, lemme check.
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Out of my way
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dubs, I got em
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>>678437854
v&
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Ez trips
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>>678438057
EZ QUADS
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>>678438127
Ez faggot
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>>678430886
may I pass?
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kek, trips
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>>678430886
Pfft
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>>678430886
I'm VIP
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Check em bouncy
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Gotta get in, gotta get in, gotta get in!!!!
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>>678430886
Fuck off, Nigger. I don't give a shit about your race.
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>>678430886
Here's my dubs.
Check em bitch!
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>>678438888
Oshit
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>>678438888
fuck
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Let me in boys
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>>678438888
Witnessed!
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dubs please
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singles please, this club fucking sucks
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>>678430886
As you can see I have my dubs here, if you don't believe check'em
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No
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Come on man I know the owner
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>>678430886
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lemme in
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YES
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Outta my way pleb
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bumping for my niggers freedom
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got some good pills to peddle let me in.
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>>678430886
LET ME IN FAG
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>>678441000
nice one me.
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>>678441000
CHECKED
VIP HERE!
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Hello Sir.
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>>678441069
Come on in I like that 69
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You shall pass
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Dubs jk check my singles
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>>678441383
No entry
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Step aside plebs, dubsmeister is here.
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Ok checkum
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>>678441944
checked welcome sir
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trips here
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Easy
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Lemme in m8
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>>678438888
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>>678441944
chek'd
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Fuck out of my way I own this here establishment
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Whassup bros, lemme in this bitch
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I roll the nickels
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Well this place is shit anyways
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Let me in
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>>678430886
>я ми ела 1в1 ве зобчо
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i just had dubs on my last post. is that good enough? ending with 55. my fave number. :-)
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Thanks for letting me in Boss
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Get out of my way
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Cheg dem
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Step aside faggots
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Check em
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>>678446033
I'm on the list bby
Checkem
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Ayy
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>>678430886
Check em fag know let me in
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I think you'll find that my name is on the VIP list.
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>>678430886
let me in brah
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-flashes tits-
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>>678430886
Oi yu cheky kunt mate
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check'em
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uh, here's my totally legit ID
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>>678454354
FUCK
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FUCKING NIGGERS
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>>678454422
Check' em
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Fuck off m8
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>>678430886
step aside, nigger. And bring me some champagne on ice, chump.
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>>678430886
i have food
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Look at them
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>>678430886
I'll go as fast as I fucking choose, faggot.
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>>678454788
Have hangover. See this pic. Gag and throw up on hotel breakfast plate.
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>>678430886
OK, here you go.
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>>678434759
CAUSE IM CLOSE
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>>678430886
Y-you too
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gtfo of my way u faget
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>>678455213
pics or didn't happen
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>>678430886
LET ME IN
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>>678430886
Dubs broll
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>>678454944
>>678454788
Get me in guys
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KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL! WITH THE NONSTOP POP POP FROM STAINLESS STEEL!!!
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>>678455213
Learn how to greentext
>Have hangover
>see this pic
>Gag and throw up on hotel breakfast plate.
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pneis
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>>678455857
Just take my dubs
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checkem
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rollen
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I hope these dubs will suffice
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Feelsbadman.jpg
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singels get
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Check'em
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>>678430886
who is your superior, cuck.
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VIP
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>>678430886
Show me to club kek
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>>678430886
mfw I get into the club while op has to deal with the singles scum
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>>678430886
Aight
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ya'll coming or nah/?
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>>678430886

Look at this 6
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Let me in.
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VIP coming through
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Let me in or I'll let myself in
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>>678430886
Actually sir, I'm a Club Kek VIP.
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Let me just step right in here
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>>678430886
Let me in then, vip here.
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LET ME IN YOU FAGGOT
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>>678430886
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Aw shit i left them in my car
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easy
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checkem
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Get on my level scrubs
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>>678438888
comgrats lad
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plz let me in, b0ss.
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>>678456704
is that filthy frank?
papa bless
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Ok....
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owner here.

I'm shutting this place down
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Train kept a rollin
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goin in boys
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Damn, I only wants $15 minimum wage and free college for all kids.
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Ready to twerk it!
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>>6784308let me in you cunt
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no thanks sir
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Can anyone explain me maining of dubs quads trips and so on? Thanx
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>>678457425
these are dubs
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>>678440867
Learn how to save pictures
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>>678457425
damn it but these are for sure
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>>678457425
>too stupid to use google
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>>678457425
gr8 b8
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>>678457425
Different muscle groups.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>678458341
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman’s Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I’ve accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I’m the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that’s just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it’s finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory “insignificant” comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
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Dubs master right here
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My name's Dubs Chekum, I should be on the list
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>>678430886
no problem, i'm a vip
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Let me handle this guys..

Hey Mr. bouncer.. I know Freddie mercury and could set up a meeting if you let us slide past, waddaya say?
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*summons dubs*
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>>678430886
>shows dubs card
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>>678435267
If I get 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 as my last digit, Donald Trump will be president
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>>678430886
go home cunt this is my bar now
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I'll fight you
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Hey bouncer, your mom's a faggot.
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ok
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Step aside cuck, father is here
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>>678458803
>>being this american
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>>678458766
finally someone ffs
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>>678430886
Fucking check em mate
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let me in
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