Girlfriend wants me to make a post on Facebook about our relationship, 1 month. I need some good 1 liners to put in it. 46 minutes till release pls help
I'm in a relationship
>>678399949
yo nice trips bro
It's only been one month and I can still remember the taste of your pussy like it's been a decade.
>>678400548
newfag faggot
>>678400593
WTTASHGAHSH NOOO
>>678399949
im a pedo with a gf that jacks off to loli hentai
>>678399949
She's a rollipoly loli cannoli
K guys op here, my girlfriend is an extreme feminist so I need good lines so she won't get mad
>>678400839
fuck off
someone help we're running out of time
One month of pure torture down, who knows how many to go.
>>678399949
post picture of ur girl
>>678399949
Last time we had sex, it was beautiful. Even though ur pussy smells like fish juice
Will post cheese for quality paragraph that I can use
>>678401365
this op
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678402043
SHUT THE FUCK UP WE HAVE 20 MINUTES OH MY FUCKING OGD
>>678399949
I haven't been completely honest with you. Your mother is way hotter than you. I mean, just lookk at that ass
>>678402452
HER MOTHERS DEAD.
>>678402514
then that means her father doubles as a mother.
U r gay now son
>>678402514
perfect.
>>678402514
OP Confirmed faggot
Its 1 month and it feels like its been forever mainly because your a fat oaf and i wish i could break up with you but i cant because you have cancer and i have a social rep
>>678402854
GODDAMNIT