Waifu claiming thread - Explosive Thread Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>How do we know if they are real guns?
>I don't know we will just have to point them at each other
>shoot and see which one is real
>most important: Have fun!
Lurking
>>678386363
kagami claimed
>>678385387
I use telegram. Works well and is free
>>678385387
There has to be a key somewhere... Spread out and look!
>begins throwing things around searching
>>678385627
Yo it's you.
<3
How many typos was that in the past hour?
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>678386411
Same as last thread; are you alright?
S is for Sameji in the thread
Sakura claimed, now to actually be right back because yah!
>>678386285
No problem bro!
If you like it, Seven Seas is doing an official English edition, so on my dreams it might become successful enough to get the author to continue or even an anime. But these are probably just dreams
>>678386526
>How many typos was that in the past hour?
We're getting close to ten. I'll get my act together. I'm just a bit nervous.
>>678386411
>>678386522
>>678386533
already getting
>>678386363
Little demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
I can't stop!
why do i have a feeling you people are on a list of some kind?
>>678386363
Explosive edition? M stands for Make new thread?
>>678386033
Not everything, the fact that you could stay awake 48 hours is amazing :D
>Altough its a self-harming practice that is useless in our society
>>678386711
this is the work of cthulu
back
Shinoa claimed
>>678386526
Oh I normally Just use Skype.. hmm..
>>678386526
>Checks out the desks and moves the paintings, opening cabinets etc
I can't seem to find anything but a bunch of old dusty books and other garbage..
>>678386787
IKR?? I love it way too much..
>>678386813
M stands for Making Bread like a baker.
>>678386800
Telegram list, yeah.
>>678386800
because the military tend to be on a lot of lists lel
>>678386989
Did you ever get on Telegram? I can't remember.
>>678386956
M is for Midway
I'm off to bed
Gute nacht, alle
>>678386691
Dear God..
>one more typo and I swear to God I'll give you the tightest hug ever
>>678386956
Ooh I don't use Skype. I guess I should more huh?
>>678386956
Open the books it might be in there!
>opens a door to find a box
>opens box
>another box
Oh God not one of these
>>678386645
man, gunna read the fuck out of this
>already like 10 pages in
>>678387131
hello
>>678386027 fucking awesome bro
>>678386940
:D
>>678386956
M is for mika
>>678386827
ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>678386800
We probably are...
>>678387131
Thanks bro!
>>678387191
Enjoy!
>>678386800
The rave was killer, but the after party was the bomb
>>678387188
>Dear God..
>one more typo and I swear to God I'll give you the tightest hug ever
DO IT!
>>678387178
Goodnight beautiful tits
>>678386227
That would be a terrible cake. A good cake needs to be sweet.
>>678386956
M stands for Missed opportunity.
sachi claim
>>678386800
on the waifu list
>its 3am
>im still up
fml
>>678387155
No. Not sure my stupid phone can manage to hold another app either.
>thanks Sony
If anybody insists on me getting on there, fine, but otherwise I pass.
I see there's a desktop version, too...
>>678387131
Thanks, Mercury fulminate.
>>678387440
Can't eat the same suff all the time.
>>678387178
M is for MORE SABATON REFERENCES
Also goodnight!
>>678387188
Should I get a telegram?
>I don't want to make you feel weird like I'm just getting it for you
>>678387188
>Opens the books and yawns
Ugh I don't think there's anything in here..
>Looks over and chuckles
I think I can guess where it is.. have fun with that.
>>678387305
M is for Meh
>>678387440
M is for make yourself more clear next time so I don't miss it..
>>678387188
Awh~...
But you shouldn't reward me for my mistakes.
>>678387440
>good cake needs to be sweet
oshit
What's this telegram stuff? A message app?
The telegram talk begins again...
>>678387367
But it'd hurt!
>>678387670
I mean it's up to you really. I don't mind at all~
My username is @prinzanon
Pm me if you get it
>>678387670
>ten minutes later I finally get it
Here it is!
>>678388010
I think so, I haven't been invited
>>678388242
i didn't even know it was a ting
>>678387524
I get scared staying up that late because I'll fuck up my circadian cycle
>>678387670
M is for muh Neenah
>>678388010
This is news to me
>>678388180
Again? *light gasp*
>>678388204
I don't mind if it hurts you
>lewd
also going to bed now have a nice day/night
>>678388204
Okay n_n
>>678388204
>Holds onto you from behind until you get it finally
Awesome! I can't wait to see what's behind it..!
>>678388520
Goodnight!
>>678388378
I still don't know what it is
>>678388613
>>678388520
>>678388204
>>678387726
>>678387670
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
I'm more open to Steam, because whatever.
If you want me to add you on Steam post account and I'll judge you harshly,
then maybe add you if it's cool or I like you in totally unbiased ways.
You don't want any of this to happen.
>damn, I'm not very good at this :^)
>>678388520
Night Yume-chan.
>>678387655
I could eat strawberry cheesecake all the time.
>And there is something else i could eat all the time.
>>678387670
>M is for Mistake were made
I wasnt implying anything with my last post, i was literally suggesting "missed opportunity".
>>678387755
Captain Homurobvious :|
Misato claimed.
>>678388888
>>678388242
Guess I'll make an account. It's under fran-anon
>>678388520
Night! I might be going to sleep soon myself
>>678388888
It's TheWretchedTwigg
I don't play a huge amount of games on it though
>>678388821
oh well...guess it doesn't matter
>>678388888
Shit!
Just nearly had a fucking heat stroke putting the dishes away
Opened that bitch up and got disintegrated
>>678388866
Sadly some people don't follow the rules. I wish there was a way to enforce it, but there isnt.
>>678388888
avafags reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>678388888
>quints
>>678388888
Holy fucking.rape.
Look at those quints...
CAN YOU JUST SLAY ME ALREADY?
>>678388491
yeah i really hate staying up late because i feel like crap in the morning/afternoon i somehow decide to do it anyways though
and rn i feel really down for some reason
>>678388888
>>678389110
Hey RM. Are these quints worth anything for you?
You will have to explain that better, what did you open and what got disintegrated?
>>678388520
Gn Yume!
>>678388613
>walks over to the vault and unlocks it
>in there are staffs and tons of gold
W.. Woah!
Hai guise im new
>>678389141
>Sadly
Lol get over it.
>>678388866
Hey spidey anon.
>>678387655
Oh. I'm sorry. Not sure why I thought that you were on there.
>>678388888
>ohfuck.jpeg
>checked
>>678388888
check'd
>>678389070
I was too lazy to even track down the website
>>678389095
yea, I'm fine talking to you guys here, and if anyone's not too lazy it takes like 10 seconds to find me on steam
>>678388888
Nice
>>678389396
>>678389435
Wat is check'd
>>678389381
Oh sorry for the lack of detail.
I opened up my dishwasher and heat from it just got all up in my face and disintegrated me
>>678389435
same here, i would if i logged on, but i havent logged on in forever...
>>678389070
It's not great, but Shadowrun makes it pass.
>also first one to dare
>>678389225
wew lad
>>678389643
Ah i see, thats why i like to wait 1 or 2 hours after the dishwasher is done.
>Its totally not because im lazy.
>>678389622
your dubs
>>678389669
I usually leave it on in the background
>>678389386
>Omfgyes.png
>Jumps quickly over to the staffs, carrying as many as I can in my hands
I need all of these. Like ALL of these.
>I need to go to work soon here.. but I'm glad I found out what was inside fufufu~
So where is the prize for winning?
>>678389225
Who is quints?
>>678386813
>>678389867
Right here in this oven fam.
>>678389857
You also found me hurray!
Good job anon!
>>678389904
This bait is pretty good, have my reply.
>>678389826
Hey. No judgement if you are lazy.
I showered an hour ago, and I'm still kicking it like a donkey with nothing but socks on
>>678389770
I've been meaning to get around to the other ones, but I'm to lazy too
I mean, I'm already friends with hand-anon over steam, so may as well
>>678388204
How do I add you? Hehe I'm already lost...
>>678389857
>puts all of the gold I can carry into bags and grabs a staff for myself
Ooh these are nice!
We better get out of here before they figure out!
>rushes upstairs with most of the vaults loot
>>678389867
SIEG
>>678390139
Wat is bait
I am not fisherman
Hey guys, I've been missing for a while. What did I miss?
Bye.
>>678390302
I like this mother fucker.
>>678390444
where are you going?
>>678390444
Okay, by person!
>>678390444
>trips
>ending on a high note
>>678390236
>>678390444
bye sunshine
>>678390444
> trips spotted
>short not spotted
Alright cya later. Have fun with whatever the fick you're going to do
>>678390603
We are note play instruments tho
>>678390185
I don't really use Steam a terrible amount myself, but I don't mind adding people unless their profile is a furfagfest or whatever.
>>678390444
Bye cutie pie.
>>678390444
Sayonara.
>>678389351
If you ever need a way to help sleep, Chamomile tea and a bit of honey
>>678389392
Sup mine. How are ya?
>>678389622
That
>>678390444
Aww bye bye :(
>>678390236
What's your username? I'll pm you
>>678390775
What that?
Quizz time!
1) What time is it there?
>3:21 AM. London GMT+0
2)What was the last meal you had?
>The best meatroll i've had in my life.
>>678389957
Thanks anon, im sure my cat will love another cardbox to play around.
>>678390149
Thats good to know.
I might not be as lazy as you, at least not when it comes to clothes (im also more confortable with them, even when alone).
Hey guys :D
>>678390863
Add me on skype pls
>>678390863
It's TiffanyX23. It used to be my old psn username haha n_n
Alright It's time for me to go and slave at the hands of the white man for a bit..
I'll be on later! Thanks for chatting everyone n_n
See ya!
>>678390907
> london
you're not who I'm mocking. nevermind.
>>678390444
Bye!
>>678390703
Understandable
Holy shit, I think this might be legit!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/398852/student-banned-areas-campus-resembling-classmates-rapist-katherine-timpf
>>678390907
>2123
>oatmeal
>>678390907
>7:23 West coast
>Mac and cheese
>>678390907
>21:23
>eating pizza right now
>>678391089
>I like your timezone
>>678390907
>10:23 PM
>Wendy's chicken nuggets
>>678391008
I don't use Skype! Sorry!
>>678391011
Okay! Added
>>678391157
forgot PM
>>678390923
welcome back?
>>678391184
central always!
>>678391227
Wat is skype?
>>678390907
>9:25
>sweet and sour chicken from work
>>678391011
Adding you now, did you mean the telegram or what ever?
>>678390907
1)3:24 AM, Scotland
2) fish and chips
>>678390775
thanks i should try that
>>678391329
north or south?
>>678386363
i had a waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>inb4 poor Prinz falls victim to a big, hairy gentleman of the other persuation :^)
>>678391044
>liberal-arts school
Fuck liberals.
>>678390907
4:26
dinner, I think
9 hours ago
>this-is-bad.jpg
No idea how to translate food names.
>>678390907
1) 9:25 Central Time
2) Wendys Bacon Cheeseburger w/ Curly Fries
Obligatory claim.
>>678391580
FIRST!
>>678391474
mid south i guess....tennessee, just here because stationed lol, i know you're from houston right?
>>678391580
Oh my god
Smother me in margarine
>>678391580
Oh hell yeah. What's up, hand-kun
>>678391335
What the hell guys I don't even have one lmao
I'll make one if you want though
>>678391480
:^)
>>678391673
>i know you're from houston right?
you insult me, sir
Minnesota
>>678391480
Part of why I chose not to go to UW Madison, fuck that noise. St Norbert's (took a year there) is fairly normal, and MSOE (where I'm about to go) seems super chill
>>678391580
Hey hand anon!
>>678391580
Hai Hand-kun
>>678391580
hand kun! how are your digits? all five of 'em
>>678391394
And some chicken. We all know chickens in the belly helps with the sleeping
Guys I don't know own what I ate and this my first time having a allergic reaction! My back, a bit of chest and around my upper pelvic area itches!! What do I do?!
>>678391802
holy shit, how big is the central time zone? jesus....sorry, houston is pretty horrible, there's just a lot of anons from there
>>678391580
Hand-kun!! Welcome back!!
>firm handshake
>>678391394
Goddamn brits with their fish and chips. I wanted to go to work on England where i have family and they demotivated me saying gastronomy was much worse and i would only find fish and chips everywhere.
>>678391480
9 hours? Aren't you at home?
You already know my metabolism is kinda fucked since i eat a lot and simply cant gain weight... i can also spend a lot of time without eating at all, but if im at home theres no reason to do it.
>>678391580
Sup.
>>678391752
Just sayin', but I trust your common sense.
Not everybody knows your terrible secret, though.
>>678391580
Hello Hand-san
>>678391824
Any of this neoliberal stuff makes me pretty mad.
>hurr we need 15 kinds of toilets for every attack helicopter
This is the same sort of thing.
>omg he looks like Hitler and that hurts my feelings
>>678391673
>>678391802
What's wrong withdrawal being a houston ian?
>>678391580
You're back!
>>678391952
claritin? i dunno, i don't have allergies
>kagami
>>678392008
Mmmm... firm...
Just like ryuko's breast s
>>678391983
it's pretty big, east dakotas to west tennessee
yea, I know, like 3 or 4
I've gotta go get ready for work, I'll see you guys later, have a good night/day/whatever
>>678391580
The legend.
My waifu can beat up your waifus
>>678392193
>withdrawal
With
>>678392180
Shush, you
>>678392218
Oh that's lewd
>>678392218
Fuck
>>678392273
You should take that back or else no one here will attend your waifu funeral.
>>678392280
nothin, i don't judge people on where they're from
>>678392180
It gets really silly real fast...
>>678392273
My waifu can fix up all the other beaten up waifus
>>678392273
Nah, your waifu is runt
>>678391802
Hey, your right next to me!
>>678392724
Sakura is shit bruh
Ryuko4lyfe
>>678391580
>Get home from work
>See Hand
It's a pleasant night.
>Now where the fuck is Ms. P
>>678392912
At least sakura is pure, nudist lover
