Last Friday, my girlfriend's nigger boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.
She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.
Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all of last weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. 4 whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.
I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for.
How do I get this guy out of my house?
>>678380717
you're
*You're
>>678380717
>Last Friday, my girlfriend's nigger boyfriend was paroled.
Your girlfriends boyfriend cuck kek
>>678380717
It's you're
2/10 for making me post. If you're to much of a cunt to take care of it, go hire some skin heads to do it for you.
>>678380717
Take It to the springer show bitch. Your sex looks unpornably ugly
>>678380717
poison him, and dump him in some acid
So you got involved with a chick that has a kid with a black dude?
What the fuck were you thinking??
Cuckbait.
The worst kind of bait.
>>678380717
Or just cancel all services to the house call the cops say your ex is dealing drugs and you just found out about it and leave?
Heres your (you) why the fuck even post bait like this I honestly do not get it, dont reply I will not be back
>>678381119
this
NICE PASTA got the SAUCE?
>>678380717
acid him, and dump him in some poison
>>678381172
it's sooooo easy
>>678380717
How beta could a person get?
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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Wait till he leaves sometime, lure him away from public view, blow him away with weapon of choice, leave no evidence and make it look like a drug deal gone wrong
>>678380717
>>678380717
Why do people post this type of shitty bait..its sad really shit post something else fgt
>>678380717
Havent seen this pasta in a while. Seems to be getting replies from the newfags
>>678380717
Kill them all. It;s the only reasonable response.
>>678380717
Just shoot him and plant a knife near the body. Police won't question a white man shooting a nigger in his own house.
>nigger
>guy in the pic is white
This is an alteration of ancient copy pasta. The original was "my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled". Changing ex to nigger makes it too obvious and it doesn't match the picture, idiot.
>>678380717
Dude. Ever since ive ben in prison my girl has ben fucking this corny guy. I dont care if she uses him as a dildo but while stuck in here some guy that browses 4chan in his sparw time is attempting to father my kid? Fuck em. Everything he think he got is mine. My son my girl my house. Let my girls dildo pay for everything!
If its just your name on it, vacate, and say squatters invaded.
>If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned.
Would that really happen if you say you called as soon as you found out? I'm no lawfag but that doesn't sound right.
Otherwise, just threaten him with a gun.
mfw the newfags fall for this stale pasta
We've all seen this story before. You're a fucking idiot OP. What the fuck do people get from copy pasting this bullshit anyway?
>>678380717
I could see people falling for this bullshit a few months ago, but now since it's posted LITERALLY Every fucking day, just written slightly different. Fuck off. Honestly just fuck off.
Do us all a favor, and go jerk off to some porn, then go to sleep. There's enough cancer on /b without another fake cuk story.
Why even make this if you're not even gonna try to make it good bait?
I mean this is shit
this is bait you newfags i saw that exact post like a hundred times
Where is this sick shit coming from?
Why does it flood /b/ daily?
How many times before it slowly brainwashes us?
>>678380717
pics of gf
>>678381792
Welcome Newfriend :^) Summer isn't exactly here yet so why don't you come back in a few months when the rest of your kind will be joining you.
>>678380717
>pasta from a week ago
Try harder, faggot.
>>678381717
Dumbass teens and actual niggers who think this is a funny/good meme
Trolling
Hopefully never but considering how most people hate niggers, it doesn't take long
its a copy pasta guys
>>678381892
I just watched scarface the other night, what a fucking classic. Movies need to be made like that again.
Also not Op
>>678380717
B8 but i'll bite hire some niggers to jump him and put him in hospital, visit him and give him a message not to fuck with you again.
ez solution right here
kill the nigger
>>678381980
No way! Next you're going to tell me the earth is round.
Do you here this heathen guys? Saying something on the internet has been said before. Hah! Shows what you know.
>>678381985
Legendary movie. Definite classic.
>>678381240
>>>678381409
>pasta
>>678381515
>pasta
>>678382125
>>678381619
>pasta
>>678381892
>pasta
>>678381980
>pasta
PASTA
>>678380717
Nice pasta.
Also just file assault charges. He'll spend the weekend laying a concrete floor at bare minimum. Also kick out your girlfriend.
how can she be your girlfriend if she has another boyfriend.
>>678380717
>my girlfriend's nigger boyfriend......
I like my pasta cold too OP.
>>678381878
Nigger what? If there is a story about a girlfriend, pics are expected. Where have you been faggot?
>678382125 →
IT'S SUSHI TIME You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi comment 'SUSHI TIME' within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi
>>678380717
why do her nipples look like cheerios
>>678382361
that my boy trihex?
>>678383011
Wasabi is what makes sushi great. Who the fuck wants sushi without wisabi?
>>678382944
>If there is a story about a girlfriend
>Story about a girlfriend
>Story
That's exactly what this is, a story. A work of falsehood and fiction made to fool gullible little roody poos like yourself.
Stop falling for bait Anon, Lurk moar.
>>678380717
i can help with your problem.
where state you live?
>>678383250
/b/ is a creative writing board. Op is doing exactly what this board is intended for.
>>678383521
Copying and pasting something that gets posted 4 times a week doesn't count as "Creative"
>>678383150
Niggers
>>678381231
Lmfao!
>>678383681
He changed the word ex-boyfriend to the phrase nigger boyfriend.
If this thread were hip hop, what op has done would be called "sampling" and people when Grammys for it. In literary terms, Op deserves to get a fucking Pulitzer and he would if white people weren't racist pieces of shit.
Where do you live I can kill him for you free dw I can sort this! Do you want me to rape him as you watch?
>>678384272
>when
>in literary terms
>>678384272
>people when Grammys for it.
>when
>>678380717
The only nigger here is you OP. You think people haven't seen this post before. Saw this shit last year.
>>678380717
Stop posting this every fucking week faggot.
>>678380717
Get a divorce, get the bitch out of your house, ih he attacks. Use similar force(rolling pin or hammer) and say it was in selfe defense
>>678380717
Saw this posted about a month ago.
GTFO newfag
>>678380717
Fuck you op you fucking faggot motherfucker. You guys fucking suck every week this shit gets posted alone with gay ass trap threads n other bs that has nothing of life value. At least ylyl n baw threads make you feel something and every week i try starting a meetup thread or something to try and get people to get out and be somewhat social and it get 404d. But this bullshit gets alll these fuckin reponses? Before you fuckheads start talking shit sayin "o this is b not facebook, you got baited, new fag etc" thats not why i spent my time ranting ive been here for years n iv met some badass people as well as in my personal life (because I actually go out) b is sick as fuck i like the wierdos on here sometimes but damn, its sad you guys just sit there and sulk.. But w.e right let that fucking sink in to you fucks about to talk shit you know its true. You can change tho. Anyways fuck you op
Tl;dr fuck you gtfo n try and live life
>>678380717
Kill the nigger
>>678387664
newfag
>>678387664
>>678380717
nice bait shithead
>>678380766
this
Option one) get a gun, option two) find the rival drug dealer to raid your house, while they're doing that take the kid to go do something with you like ice cream or the park or some bullshit. Then you'll have an alibi and you can come home when the cops are already there guys dead, wife might have died and you've help alleviate your city's drug problem :)
It would be just amazing if this wasn't bait and there was a dude somewhere out there whose life has gotten so shit that he's trying to get help every week and everyone just thinks he's a shitlord
>>678387664
Btw before you run your mouths saying i dont have friends etc my wifes at work and i live far from most of my friends/co workers so i dont wanna drive tonight n honestly i think itd be cool to grab a drink or something with someone whos been on b and has most likely shared moments with me even if they dont know me. As long as im not going to get quartered itd be cool but nah you guys.. Too cool huh?
>>678387958
>>678388028
Lol thought so, fuck you guys. I love you all but, theres more to life than b trust me least i got a laugh out of it. Op still fuck you
>>678388415
you have no friends you fucking faggot
Gangs can sometimes be hired to do assassinations and scare off other niggers for some money, like the saying says, fight niggers with stronger larger niggers
>>678380717
>my girlfriend's nigger boyfriend
>>678380717
old pasta is old
>>678388698
Sure.. Cus you must have a lot huh. Youre doritos and mtn dew dont count
>>678380717
living the dream op
*cries a manly tear*
>>678389270
but my doritos and mountain dew have always helped me through the rough times. Just like a dictionary will help you. Learn how to spell you fuck
>>678380717
Put ground glass in some food for him.
Then whilst he's choking on his own blood, beat him viciously, so the last thing he knows is pain and suffering, and regret for his life.
Then leave your girlfriend, leave her in a broken home, with her dead lover.
>>678380717
Next time they fuck, just light a joint, place it on some paper, watch the house burn down, collect insurance, move to exotic place
op is a faggit pussy stand up for your family wannabe starter pack you can do better OP
If you call the cops you won't get asset forfeiture you mong.
However that would be rude. Show you are worthy of her love by eating her out whenever Jamal fucks her, and having him breed her again, and again, and again.
Then have him breed you.
>>678381388
Bruh wtf kind of dolphin is that. Is that how they usually look?
Old ass shit, seen this on here before
>>678380717
>/b/ copy pasta cuck fantasy 8; yeah sure this totally happened edition
op is a fake faggot this shit has been posted before
OP is a faggot beta
>>678380717
>her son
>>678381302
Die Juden is schlecht! Gas die Juden!
>>678380717
Copypasta
>>678380717
Man up, get a fucking gun and get them both out of your fucking house. It's your fucking house. Your property. Fucking handle it.
