Nothing says "I'm a newfag" more than typing "this
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Nothing says "I'm a newfag" more than typing "this is pasta" when replying to a copypasta thread.
You can't get kudos here, morons.
No one is going to think you're cool for being able to identify it.
No one is going to think, "wow, he must be an old fag."
All you're doing is bumping cancer.
stfu op
Kudos.
>>678382125
eat shit new faggot
try lurking moar
this is pasta
>>678382125
newfag
zis, she is a pasta, no?
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so hardcore
>>678382125
This is pasta
Duckroll, bitches
You fucking newfags. This is pasta.
I can tell you're all newfags becasue you're replying to it. If you were an oldfag like me, you would just sage, hide an ignore.
Stop being new you filthy casuals.
nice thread you fucking cancerous attention whore.
you're basically saying "keep that shit to yourself" and then immediately going against that advice.
some people mane..
DUBS GET
>>678382125
what is
>sage
which I just did.
>>678382125
i speel your malk
Newfags calling newfags newfags
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>>678382125
this is pasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>678382125
Wah, wah, wah, OP.
Now let's get down to the real business at hand. Don't you all wanna fuck this chick for some weird reason?
>>678383219
this is pasta, newfags. dont' get baited.
>>678383465
newfag
>>678383219
Watch out, we've got a bad ass over here. No on here believes that you are a Navy Seal. You aren't fooling anyone.
