Alright, /b/. I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings and my waitress is really nice and pretty. She said that the three teenage guys next to me are being really mean to her. What should I do? I wanna ruin their night
Pic related: it's them, and the waitress.
killy yourself L)
>>678377732
you alone?
>>678378177
With two friends, both /b/tards
>>678377732
White Knighting IRL? Lol.
thats the b dubs in my home town i know this fag
and the waitress probably dont worry fags on my way there now to ruin everyones night this white knighting fag and the teenages will post when i arrive and with conclusion for top keks
Buy them a round of beers
>>678378286
sure ya'arr, buddeh
>>678377732
Fuckin carpet in a Bdubs!?!
Shoot them and then an hero
>>678378923
Don't all of them have carpets? I worked at three different ones and they all had fucking carpet. It's awful. Who puts a carpet in a resturant.
Walk by and dump your drink on one of them, because you "tripped".
They will leave to take a shower.
Throw food at them, and play it off like you did nothing.
Walk up to the table and ask which one of them was an ass to your girlfriend "the waitress".
Have a fucking original thought one in your worthless life, and stop polling the internet for ideas you don't have the balls to carry out.
>>678378495
Haha where u live bud?
order them a large atomic wings but tell the waitress to say they are medium
>>678377732
Send over a round of beers and then call the fuckin cops.
>>678379105
roll
>>678379080
on an anon site thats a silly question im just trying to provide keks i know the dude in OP's pic
Quit being a faggot and put away your phone. You're at a place to eat.
>>678379262
Shut up autismo. No one believes you
>>678379105
Roll
>>678377732
fuck their night up and get her number
>>678377732
*b dubs
Get a side of there hottest sauce then go to the bathroom and rub it on you dick... Dubs and u have to....
Go confront them and stop being a fucking beta ass bystander, odds are they won't do a damned thing
>>678379336
not asking anyone too
>>678377732
play this on your phone and strip on top of their table https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
>>678379825
Kill yourself
>>678377732
we need a pic of the waitress to see how much effort should be put into it
You won´t get her to suck your dick by being a white knight, OP
>>678379105
rollario
>>678380006
depends...
>>678379659
Roll
G
>>678379659
Dubs
>>678379105
this
Pay their meal and then invite them all over for gay sex, you inbred.
>>678377732
OP are you in the mall of america??? get a hold of a security guard and lie to him that they stole some shit. and walk away or that your late for something.
>>678379105
Rul
>>678379659
Fire dick
I just realized Buffalo Wild Wings sounds bomb right now. Its like 5 minutes from my house too
>>678379105
dubs get
>>678379659
Put chicken in pee hole
>>678380327
So it's near the Walmart?
>>678380006
no u
>>678380504
yea
>>678380085
>depends...
on if you man up!
Which I doubt.
>>678380006
that's the only way TO get it, /b/ro! notice how all the "cool kids" and players in school were super nice and respectful to their lady friends, opening doors for them and shit.
>>678380327
Must be from Oxnard CA unless there's some sort of correlation I never knew about
Walk by and just deck one of them as hard as you can and see what happens
Yes, i am nigra
>>678380702
Pierpont definetely Ventura skinhead.
>>678378736
Reroll
>>678379048
lmfaoo tru
What happened to the order hot wings and say they're medium idea?
>>678379048
rollin
>>678380998
>Smells wing as he goes to bite, taste it, that's not medium, doesn't eat wings.
Le epic prank bro
>>678380694
Where the fuck did you go to high school?
That ain't how it is!
They only want the ones that treat them like shit!
>>678380814
Reroll for nigger sucker punch
>>678380870
Tfw I don't live there but go to school there surrounded by spics and niggers
>>678377732
definitely, definitely rescue this damsel in distress anon. youre sure to be rewarded
Sue them.
OP is a bitch who went to Dan'N'Busters for tickets, instead of White Knighting this shit harder than Ducky.
Dubs and u finger ass hole with atomic sauce then give them atomic hitter
>>678380573
Do you live in Orange, CA?
Just over tip her and ask if you can take her (and her son) out to dinner
>>678377732
continue to post on /b/ asking for advice until they leave, then casually change the subject to something else. do not make eye contact or speak with the waitress.
>>678381347
rewarded with nothing. lol
>>678381455
nah
>>678381196
Roll
And can we get a better shot of that semon demon?
put lithium or zinc in there food when they aren't looking. After make sure they don't drink any water.
Walk up over to the, take their drinks from their table, and then go to the bathroom with them. If you see them following you, lock the door behind you. Then piss in all of their drinks, unlock the door. Walk out and throw their drinks back in their face. While they are still confused by the fluids in their faces, give them all a quick dick punch and then kick them in the chest.
>>678381305
Worked at gym for three years in Oxnard, during college; epic mixture of sadness, steroids, no payments ever, and LOTS of good violence. All races guilty together. Beautiful.
>>678379105
This
Get the spiciest wings, cover your hands all over them and put them in the guys eyes.
take a shit on a plate and have the waitress deliver it to them
Nut on the their food
>>678377732
Throw your fedora at them, then stand up and defend the ladies' honor against these foul knaves, they will be scared of a real man with actual class.
Just remember to pay for your tendies and don't trip on your cape on the way out
>>678377732
>pretty
I highly suspicious about that, OP. Get us a better pic of her
if you do end up doing anything. dont do any of this passive aggressive shit these anons are suggesting. just tell them to shut the fuck up and be prepared to throw the first punch
>>678382405
this
op confirmed for neckbeard faggot
>>678382418
kill yourself, hostility is way funnier
>>678382558
whats not hostile about fighting? passive aggression is a symptom of your betafagness
>>678380006
This. Eat your meal and watch out for yourself. Those faggots could be drunk concealed carrying.
Pick your battles, don't chance it over some stupid shit.
Follow them when they leave and when they get to their next destination fuck with their car. Get your feces involved
>>678382904
shit like this
>>678383110
>>678382405
Roll for better pic
>>678382967
>Murica!!
Only place where being beta is the ultimate survivor mode and manning up gets you killed
>>678382904
Are you fucking retarded? Do you not know what hostility is?
Walk right up to them with your cell phone recording video of them and just see where it goes from there. Everybody enjoys being in front of the camera. Tell them its for your Yelp review
>>678383773
Also write a scathing Yelp review on that b dubs location
>>678383612
yes i do, whats ur point?
>>678377732
The only night your gonna ruin is the waitress's and yourself's.
I would pretend to be bernie sanders and give them the rest of my meal and ask them to forgive the waitress of any wrong doing on her behalf. Then I would give them twenty more bucks...cause hell it's not like I work for it.
Hurry up OP
Can you and you mates take them in a fight?
Order them the girliest drinks in the crib. Virgin.
Scoot your table up to theirs, dip your fingers in everything.
Tell the manager that younover heard them talking about meth and you saw them passing with a white substance inside. Inform them that they are known drug dealers and addicts that normally have weapons. Fuck em up
>>678377732
You know what to do OP... Order them a round of blowjob shots and then get hold of a pool stick.
Its been an hour, op probably tried to fight them and got killed because he is a neckbeard faggot.
>>678377732
Shoot them with a water gun
>>678377732
is that the waitress? I can tell from the pic she's fat, don't bother
>>678387526
Yes a 'water' pistol, aim for the eyes
