Small question /b/; I've never watched any Star Wars films. In what order should i watch them in?
>>678371488
The machete cut goes 4, 5, 2, 3, 6. Skip 1, it's awful.
>>678371954
I've heard this a lot. Why not just watch them in Chronological order?
>>678372140
It would give away spoilers to tell you why. It's just like, the prequels aren't that amazing if you don't know why they're happening. By watching 4 and 5 first, the prequels seem like a flashback to explain how we got to that point and then you finish with 6.
>>678372545
I generally prefer 456123 but I honestly don't mind the machete version sans cutting out 1
7, 3,1,5,4,2,6 becuase fuck you
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo
Kylo Ren is Solo's son
Darth Vader is Luke's father
>>678374025
Already saw these spoilers. But fuck you anyway
>>678371488
FLY THIS MAN WITH BALLOONS
>>678374025
i wrote that before class on the blackboard - had an urge to add a nice "reeeeee"
my class was full of star wars fans that planned to skip shool on the next day to watch the first show 6am
>>678375920
Keep fighting the good fight
>>678371954
Thanks. Starting episode IV right now.