What's the least painful and least expensive way to end your own life?
>>678369723
who is she ?
>>678369723
> Tits
>>678369875
> Or GTFO
>>678369858
Poop-in-ya.
>>678369858
Ur mum
Drown
Why does expense matter you dense fuck
>>678370143
Why wouldn't it?
>>678369723
not bleach.
Commit Suicide, or be my girlfriend. ;)
>>678370143
they have no money and are impatiant
>>678369858
*he
>>678370228
because you're killing yourself, sell your computer or your worldly possessions
>>678369723
Eat pennies. Woo. Precum on your mom and eat pennies. Tell dad. I'm sure he doesn't. Owner isn't a bad idea to get a refund of your own home and Garden Inn at least a couple. I am a very nice and warm. You know how to spell? Eat pennies. Eat the best pennies.
Become sk then death penalty :/ don't do it tho you can also 9/11 don't do that either there is the Grand Canyon or plane crash plz dong cause it
>>678369723
fucking faggots taking the easy route fucking fags
>>678369858
pupinia stewart
>>678370228
Because you can just Rob,max out credit cards,etc if you are going to die why care? Atleast leave behind a 600 dollar shotgun that someone can buy at your estate sale
>>678369723
Zip tie
Insulin
>>678370412
they have a computer/phone 300 dollars can rent you a helium tank
>>678369723
>least expensive
Why does money matter if you're going to be dead anyway?
>>678369723
Explode eggs. Evoke eggs. Toddler the world. Than explode the same eggs.
>>678369723
that aint it.
>>678369723
So, listen, be careful with that; it'll fuck up your non-white clothes like that sweater.
>>678369723
fastest way: bleach in eyes
Jump off a bridge
>>678369723
Become champion karate. The only downside is that you can get a finger.
>>678370661
Maybe he/she doesn't have that money.
>>678370661
Thank you
Stop eating and drinking until you die of thirst
Smoke weed every day.
Things will turn out for the better.
Truth be told.
>>678369723
The least painful way and the least expensive way are not likely to be the same. Shotgun in the mouth should be instantaneous. Just be sure it's pointed right at the brain stem and braced so it doesn't kick out of place.
Also, streaming it is totally free.
Find a friend who's family has a gun. Find it and blow your head off.
>>678370696
Do this.
Explode eggs.
>>678369723
least painful - carbonoxide
least expensive - stop breathing (if you suck too bad, try drowning)
make sure ull stream it
>>678369723
Helium and a bag. Breathe in the helium, your body wont be able to tell the difference.
>>678371089
So die of weed overdose?
>>678369723
Bullet through the brain stem.
Rob a bank... act like you have a gun... if fail, then die in shootout... if success, expense is no longer a problem... win win
>>678371370
Guns and ammo cost money.
>>678369723
hanging
>>678369723
Depends what you have access too..
Chemicals can be inexpensive although you have to know what to use
Guns work pretty well
Classic hanging works 10/10 just need some rope, a stool, and a hook to hold your weight
Dying a little each day until eventually your body follows your soul out of this world when it gives up from old age.
CO Poisoning. Burning about a bag or two of charcoal briquettes in an unventilated room should do the trick. You sort of just drift off and don't wake up. Leave a sign on the door though, one good whiff can give you serious brain damage.
>>678369723
Run a garden hose from car exhaust to inside of car through cracked window. Use duct tape to seal the connection between the exhaust and the hose. Then just put on some tunes and go to sleep
>>678371738
he said least painful.
>>678371657
Then go get someone to pay you for sex to go and fucking buy one. You're dying anyway.
Tie a brick to your legs and jump into a river, seriously what the fuck?
"Omg I need to end all the pain I'm going through in the least painful way possible!"
Fuck you OP you're not going to kill yourself you're just a fucking cunt.
>>678371801
Thank you. This is the best answer so far.
By living it.
Just get CO, 0% pain
>>678369723
My psych told me not to hang myself, it´s supposedly very painful. The checkout bag is entirely painless, you´ll just faint and then die.
>>678371801
Kind of painfull, although a good option, most poisons hurt and arent 'fast' but get the job done
>>678371895
I hear drowning hurts.
Supposedly drowning, once you've excepted you're going to kill yourself/die is one of the most peaceful ways to go
>>678369723
Bullet to the brain.
>>678369723
>>678372174
I dont suggest drowning at all
You will slowly sit at the bottom of whatever knowing your fate and holding your breath, slowly you will start to take in water, paniking out of instincts and struggeling ghe entire time.
Something like poison, gun, or toxic gas as you sleep are the best options
>>678372285
Drowning is not peaceful unless you are unconscious.
>>678372285
Not peaceful at all, all though once your lungs start to collapse it gets a lit more peaceful i suppose
>>678372072
Or supply fucks up and you suffocate.
Chain yourself to a tree in a forest about to be burned. Be remembered as a hero instead of an hero.
>>678370584
He said least painful.
>>678369723
I would suggest suicide by cop.
>>678372737
>>678372072
Also, what psych suggests methods to his nutcases??? He really doesn't know the financial benefits of a stable install base does he.
>>678369723
browing /b/
>>678372876
If i were to kill myself, I wouldn't want to inconvenience random people, like a cop. I hate when people do that.
>>678372679
>>678372686
Guys stop it, i'm trying to make a convincing argument so this fag will throw himself in a river
Heroin overdose is the way to go. if you have no tolerance you can go out on a couple of $8 bags with a free rig from a do no harm charity. I had a a habit in the 2000s and this is the way i want to go.
Clear conscience gasoline fire bath
>>678373256
But that's illegal, my dude.
>>678373526
So is an hero.
>>678373598
Not as illegal.
does pupina fuck yet
Just try to forget to eat or drink water for a while.
>>678373907
Think about what you just posted for a bit.
>>678372167
CO Is. Odorless, painless and quick. One grill burning for maybe 45-60 minutes should be more than enough in an average sized room.
>>678374289
Yup. Not as illegal.
>>678373526
Killing yourself is probably illegal too.
>>678369723
Tie piano wire round your neck and to a bridge, do the same with rope but attached to your feet. Glue your hands to your head and jump after a 5 minute wait period. Popo think u pulled off ur own head?
>>678369723
huij
Rape a nigger and get AIDS
>>678374436
So there are harsher penalties if you an hero? That's a deterrent.
>>678369723
Take some sleep pills while sitting in your car inside a garage with the car windows open and the engine running, you'll die of co2 posioning, it will be like falling asleep.
>>678374982
I may wanna kill myself, but I still have standards.
>>678369723
Jump off a building.
>>678369723
1. go to a shooting range
2. ask someone of you can shoot their gun
3. kill yourself
4. ???
5. profit!
>go to Walmart with 15$
>buy most realistic toy gun as possible
>black spray paint
>spray toy gun black in parking lot
>walk across street and try to rob gas station
>sit in parking lot and wait
>point at police when they arrive
Easiest way because hardest part of an hero is the guilt.
>>678375296
This is free and painless it you jump from high enough. Any pain is momentary.
> take sleeping pills
> block exhaust pipe
> get inside car, turn it on.
> take a nap.
>>678375122
>>678375517
Nr.1 Suicide method in China. Only they burn coal in their apartments.
>>678369723
Don't kill yourself.
Grab one of those super high voltage lines
>>678376302
Can't reach.
Convert to Islam, join your local terrorist group and volunteer as a suicide bomber
>>678369723