Roast me /b
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Roast me /b
Fuck, can you even see these comments stevie wonder?
Fuck off
>>678352787
That sixhead though. I bet it's always in your field of vision.
>>678352787
>>678352787
You look like a real life troll
>>678352787
work on your facial expression, aint gonna roast you fam
I think your eyebrows ran away.
>>678352787
Your spy kids glasses. Did the nose come with the shades?
>>678353872
Toasted, ya happy?
If I was standing in a public restroom, draining my cock of urine, and some mincing throatbot offered to lick the drip from my tip, he'd probably look like you. I bet your entire sexual history was written in public toilets, begging for scraps from strangers with revolting stink cocks.
>>678352787
>if joel mchale and shrek had a baby
>>678352787
You know wearing ski glasses without skying makes you a retard? Also...i can't tell if it's the camera angle or you have the body of a dwarf with a huge head. And finally, do you know you are gay? Cause your mom probably tries to deny it.
>>678352787
NO...don't want to be called a homophobe
>>678355821
'Skying' makes you even more retarded.
It's 'Skiing' you dolt.
you look like FaZe Adapt but with less pimples
Dat head....
>>678352787
>>678352787
you post pictures of yourself to anonymous image boards to get attention from people you'll never meet. The photo makes us understand why