YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>678351258
How is that beta or cringe? He's got a hot girl rubbing his dick. You should be so lucky. Your thread sucks and you shoulld go kys
>>678351836
Alpha as fuck.
>>678351258
Sauce now
>>678351258
>>>678351665
check this faggot out
>>678351936
>braces
>american flag snapback
>middle school haircut
>taking pics from the back seat because he's not old enough to drive and needs mom to give him a lift to the mall
"alpha"
>>678351836
He raises some valid points
>>678351988
I've been there
>>678351784
she look more beta than him. Not by a lot, but still.
>>678352335
KEK
>>678351988
So much anger is inside of me.
I'm gonna go beat my wife now.
>>678352235
Kek
>>678351843
oh god
>>678352505
How can you beat a figment of your imagination?
>>678352335
the fucks that
>>678352781
I'll find a way.
https://youtu.be/3TXeMpoWrqs
This whole song.
>>678352771
why
>>678351784
they look great together. I wish society publicized this as a normal relationship instead of the MIley Cyrus club grinding Jersey Shore Tinder hookup shit.
damn I sound like a grandpa
>>678351988
That guy is an alpha. Cringe is the attention seeking fake gamer girl
>>678352771
the cringiest part is that he took a whole half hour to correct his typo
lel
https://plus.google.com/114613439561119583741
>>678351258
Hello 4chan !!
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Now I access 4chan here !!!
The images already open wide , and soon we will be able to download ALL IMAGES WITH 1 CLICK !! The FAP start !
>>678352335
What is happening
>>678351258
Holy shit, my dick demands the sauce
Behold, the horror of the late 80s.
https://youtu.be/zQ00laVt62c
>>678352624
Dude that guys hilarious
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Lt1YO8D.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>678352335
>>678351784
girls cute
how is this cringe?
>>678353338
There's nothing cringe about this guy. Stop posting.
>>678353338
whats up with this guy? all he posts is videos about bows and shit
>>678353755
>>678353066
>Hoverhand
>>678353191
kek
>>678354017
>>678354017
kek
>>678352804
>>678353498
>>678353752
Retards not recognising one of their own.
>>678354428
careful there dude
>>678352771
"you have to keep trying to get that girl, let her know you mean business"
people say shit like this to these retards aall the time, thats why shit like this happens.
>>678351873
these kind of pictures just make me puke inside my mouth. Cringe lvl over 9000
>>678351988
10/10 would wife in an instant
>>678351258
is that the mein kampf
>>678353191
That guy got roasted goood.
>>678352335
WTF
>>678352335
it's not really cringy honestly. This bitch has some kind of disorder which makes her scratch her V without her wanting to. A physical disorder, can't recall the name though. The people posting this on facebook (or 4chan in your case, faggot) are actually the cringeworthy ones. She can't help it, yet she tries to move on with her life. Really sad.
>whiteknight
It's just sad laughing and tormenting people with a disorder nature gave them. Not cringy at all.
>>678352335
I dry-heaved a little
>>678353191
Damn, that's hot. If I knew who she was I would worship her forever.
>>678355063
Disorder?
She is clearly fucked in the head!
>>678355063
you forgot the hashtags, and to tag it for triggering, you social justice cocksucker
>>678352505
You mean harder than usual?
>>678353755
Ironic hover hand. Hipster needs to die
>>678353191
I want to marry her
>>678352335
OCD
>>678355063
>>678352505
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>678351784
Can't even get the ugly chick to touch you. Fuuuck
>>678353972
you know, people have hobbies. Archery is a thing.
>>678354969
And another...
>>678355063
it's like the weirdo who I've had the pleasure of riding the same bus for the last two days.
He's irrationally impatient and clausterphobic, but keeps riding during peak hours getting of at each stop to see if the next bus is faster & sparser
>>678355068
>I dry-humped a little
ftfy
>>678352335
What? Someone please make me understand!
>>678355627
>not beating your wife
I ask the same of you.
>>678351836
>Maybe 21% are lesbians and you're gonna die alone buddy
>>678355300
look it up, she does have a disorder. This shit was spammed on my feed 24/7 until I saw a comment with the link to the story of this woman. Imagine you being in her place, sitting or standing in the train/bus, scratching your balls constantly and smelling your fingers while you're trying to stop the movement of your arms and fingers. Pathetic innit?
>>678355304
Fuck off you fucking wanker. Go make yourself a tea and put it in your fucking ass shithead
God this thread is lightweight. Prepare for real fucking cringe.
>>678353649
>tfw I can't top that.
>>678352258
except that there's actually more males than females in the US
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_sex_ratio
>>678355970
I think >>678355063 just explained, not if true though. Seems reasonable I guess.
Oh and start reading a thread before you start asking retarded questions.
>>678352624
Octopi don't even have tentacles, they have arms.
>>678355300
Let's talk about that 9 gag watermark
>>678356173
>scratching your balls constantly
> implying I don't already do this
>>678356173
Post the link damnit! This is mildly interesting.
>>678354261
scientific
>>678356627
Both hands? Smelling your fingers after every scratch? Damn that's attractive. Faggot.
>>678356223
anal vore?
I'm afraid to google it
>>678356118
who are you quoting?
>>678356173
then send us the link you lying faggot
i just spent 15 minutes looking up and down google for this bitch and found nothing
if it was spammed on facebook it would be easier to find
also if you feel sorry for fucking retards then you're on the wrong website
>>678352770
Even thoug I only belive in myself, I must admit that I thought exactly what you wrote. oh god
>>678357353
Essentially, being shoved up someones ass. But your entire body.
>>678357007
I don't have the link anymore, this was like 6-7 months ago.
I'm pretty sure she Tourettes or OCD. Probably Tourettes. Believe me, you don't wanna have that shit. A knew a guy who had Tourettes and he literally can't leave his house without getting punched in the face for calling people dicks and morons or punching someone on accident. Not kidding. He says it feels like someones putting a feather under your nose and want to sneeze but you can't, but the sneeze feeling stays.
>>678357102
I know. I do it to assert dominance over the people around me.
>>678357353
You know what Vore is right? Think 'reverse vore'
>>678351988
How is this male cringe? That female is another one of those piece of shit "I'm a nerd!! <3" bandwagon cunts
>>678357656
Nigger I am not feeling sorry. I stated that this shit doesn't belong in a cringe thread.
I googled for literally 3 minutes using "chinese woman scratching her vagina".
This either means you're a giant faggot or you're 15 year old trying to impress me saying I shouldn't feel sorry for retards. I feel sorry for you <3
>>678352335
She's actually doing sign language with her other hand. "Help. Possessed by masturbation demon. Can't stop rubbin'."
>>678357741
I feel you bro, do this everyday. Bitches dig it.
>>678357730
no source = didn't happen
stop lying on the internet to feel some sort of moral superiority
>>678358142
Alright, I'm done with /b. This board turned into cancer. Jesus fucking christ.
>>678352593
Not enough holes? There's like, nine holes. How would that ever be not enough?
>>678356223
Not this shit again
>>678357799
I get out of someone's mouth?
>>678358368
I dont think thats the main problem at hand here
>>678357689
You are the cringe.
>>678355063
omg you sissy
>>678358453
Kek
>>678352771
FUCK this looks like something I did
>iOS 7
why
>>678354017
>Rockey science
>>678351836
It is a funny line.
>>678351258
any sauce for this?
rarely see jap porn with big dicks
exactly what I relate to.
>>678358368
Seven vagà nias
>>678351869
that's just the thumbnail you twat look at the video
>>678353417
NIGGA. I AIN'T CLICKING THAT SHIT
>>678353191
rekt
>>678358041
>Nigger I am not feeling sorry. I stated that this shit doesn't belong in a cringe thread.
and then you made emotional arguments like:
>hurrrr how would you feel...
yeah its not hard to find the video i'm talking about the proof that she had a disorder, and if it really did only took you 3 min then you can post the link faggot.
this means either you're a giant lying faggot or you're 15 years old trying to impress us by being seemingly more informed.
>>678357697
With "no known treatment" for vorarephiles who feel ill at ease with their sexuality, psychologists at Toronto's Centre for Addiction and Mental Health have recommended trying to "adjust to, rather than change or suppress" the sexual interest.[5] Medication for sex drive reduction could be used if deemed necessary.[1]
>>678358335
you will not be missed
>>678351836
He'd be based as fuck if it weren't for the four paneling.
>>678356223
faaaaake, this was a satire
>>678353191
t o l d
fresh OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmmW7tJldk
>>678355063
imagine it was a guy doing it. It would be considered sexual harassment.
>>678358835
>image expands when you click it
>201x251
>you can see what is written in this poster
>thumbnail
>>678359273
This is actually kinda funny.
>>678353191
That was fucking delicious
>>678358898
why do these betas ALWAYS feel the need to explain themselves?
>>678351843
>wipes sweat off forehead
>awkwardly comes back
Beeing this fucking awkward messaging, imagine him in real life
does any oldfag remember these?
>>678359052
God dammit, faggot, shut the hell up already. Nobody cares if it is or isn't a disorder, it's still funny. I generally hate when people use this, but in this case I think it's appropriate:
Fuck off back to Tumblr
>>678359776
>>678354903
you're damn right he did
>>678352593
They're parents see them posting that shit. Let that sink in.
>>678359776
>The crystals are causing my hands to grow
>>678359776
>>678359860
So fucking pathetic and awful they wrapped the meter all the way back around to awesome.
>>678358119
laughed harder than i should have. sad i know.
>>678358898
this 90% of /b/ now
>>678352771
>I didn't lose your number
>>678358335
kek, gets called out on his bullshit:
>WAHH CANCER IM LEAVING
>>678351258
I didn't know Adam Driver was into Warhammer.
>>678359921
>They're
Let that sink in.
Everything you see is unreal. I know because I took the red pill. You would not understand. Ask me anything.
>>678359776
>oldfag
Where's the banana?
>>678355063
>>678351258
SAUCE!!!
>>678360648
is god real
>>678355606
Yup. First thing I thought
>>678360648
is that paisley on your button down?
>>678351258
shouldnt be outside with that terminal Lupus
>>678351784
Why do these people always end up looking like siblings?
>>678351836
keked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg
Here's a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRnoUpFaoG0
>u r no up fago
>>678359776
>>678359860
>>678360069
>>678360162
>>678360686
>>678351258
where the fuck is the source
>>678352505
I laughed so fucking hard!!!
>>678351258
Ruka Kanae Interracial
>>678353755
>girls cute
fuck i hope i never have to stoop this low
>>678361471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8GwAlGdysI
Honestly this one hurts to post
>>678355063
My guess is severe OCD or some kind of autism (or both). It's strange that's it's not mindless masturbation (some autistic and mentally retarded people often do this) and is just seemingly a subconscious hygiene issue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehe93Yx3UVY
>>678359853
tells me to go to tumblr when he's spouting untrue bullshit and making emotional arguments
tells me no one cares when he certainly cares enough to tell us how bad we are for laughing at chinese scratch and sniff
you don't belong here
>>678360983
God is a program. You are his projection on a spherical canvas. Yes, he is real. No, he is not real. He is a she. She is a he.
>>678357730
yeah people fail to realize tourettes not only involves saying inappropriate things, but can also include doing inappropriate things
>>678357047
and zero effort was given that day
>>678352505
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHhfaYIrcFM
>>678352624
Not cringe.
>>678356556
That guy looks like a boiled egg
>>678357389
>who are you quoting
kek
>>678361068
Yes. Do you think you are real?
>>678361745
Holy fucking shit
>>678361471
>>678361745
I am deeply disturbed by some of the people on this earth.
>>678361855
you sunk my battleship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4ncbR_Idxw
>>678351258
I hate it when these retarded as guys with long hair make the rest of us look bad we are all not hippies ...
>>678356547
No, squid have arms. 2 arms, 8 tentacles.
Octopus have 8 tentacles.
>>678363057
He's a good kid, but god damn he should never draw another thing for the rest of his life.
>>678352235
>braces while younger so he can have perfect teeth later in life
>an in fashion hat
>middle school haircut because he's in middle school
>can't drive because he's in middle school
Can guarantee that brat is gonna get more fussy over the next 4 years then you will in your whole life you jealous fedora sadsack.
The kids line is funny and he looks like what girls his age find appealing these days. Stay classy bro
>>678362530
that's not bad dude
it kind of reminds me of the old adult swim
>>678361471
>>678361745
What sick combination of fetishes , traumatic childhood experiencs and mental health iussues made someone
draw this?
>>678361745
>>678361471
>>678359776
What if the guy's actually drawing these in hospital? He draws nurses because that's all he knows. The fictional characters are his way of coping, or perhaps the product of hallucinations.
>>678363245
>fussy
>then
Fix your grammar and spelling
>>678353191
lol dude I think the internet gave people autism, or at least made us more aware of it...
>>678359776
Ponies are newfags though
>>678363209
>>678363498
>your grammar and spelling
Should be "Both your grammar and spelling".
Fix yours, faggot.
>>678352593
This is why I want the world to end abruptly.
>>678363057
>>678361745
>>678361471
>open his deviantart
>this is his latest submission
http://crystals1986.deviantart.com/
>>678363245
>fussy
He be gettin mad fussy, son.
>>678363921
I really, really, really like this photo.
>>678351258
sauce
>>678363498
Fussy, it's a kiwi slang. Like schenay.
>calling out grammar on /b/
You're not exactly proving me wrong on the whole you being an autistic le gentleman who's jealous of a child mate.
>>678363442
his page is huge with lots of "lore" of this shit, so i can't pinpoint exactly where i got this. but from all i can tell, he's physically healthy. He's just literally legimately autistic. he met his friend roger in therapy, who happens to have this marfan syndrom which causes him to have really long bony fingures. and our artist here has grown a huge fascination on these hands, making him wish he had them himself. i shit you not. + he's a big fan of MLP, Pokémon, and Birds in general.
tl;dr he wants to be his ill friend roger who gets all this treatment in hospital, but he himself is completely healthy apart from legit autism.
>>678351988
This guys just trying to start a convo. She's the cringy one.
>>678352335
Classic severe OCD. Nothing to laugh at.
>>678353417
IDM, bitch.
>>678364266
I was gonna say, there's nothing wrong with fussy. But I'm kiwi too, do people outside of NZ not use that word?
>>678363921
This actually made me feel sad. Maybe this kid spent most of his life inside an hospital because he has some condotion and his drawings were set in a hospital because that's the only place he knew. Maybe now he's dead and the last thing he left to the world to remember him by is a picture of eggs.
>>678363921
what do King Crimson and eggs have to do with anything, why would he post this?
>>678363630
Edgy bitch, would ignore/10.
>>678364825
>>678351836
>>678351873
I fucking hate these 9fag memes
>>678364266
>child, mate
Fix'd
>>678358898
alright but what is that fucking jpeg compression
>>678359501
The fuck you posting a Tibia gif for, boy?
>>678352335
Currently best way to get free seats in the metro!
>>678364970
>cold slaw
>>678364970
The Deviantart community reminds me of Scratch.mit.edu now.
>>678357869
Because he takes her abuse like a beta little faggot instead of putting her in her place.
>>678353491
She has some NSFW Velma cosplay pictures
>>678351873
>>678359776
this is why i dont tell people im a bronyfag.
I feel fine telling you /b/ro's though, you'll call me a faggot no matter what i do.
>>678365090
>fixed
Well at least you have something in life....
>>678365439
Or maybe he just saw she was retarded and couldn't be bothered to write a long paragraph berating her? Not everybody needs to fulfill some sort of superiority complex pal
>>678365439
I guess. But a girl like that isn't worth spending time or attention on. Unfortunately she's going to go on to bask in the attention of men, while our hero continues his hunt for the legitimate gamer girl.
>>678353191
There was actually some follow up to this where she said that he probably fucked off back to 4 Chan to bitch about it.
>>678357353
I was terrified of googling it, so I asked a trusted source. Kek
>>678365719
>...
Fix'd yet again. You're making this too easy anon
>>678351258
A guy who can speak two languages and has a hobby?
I dunno man, sounds and looks pretty happy to me.
>>678365892
And that is why we have cringe threads, to learn from our mistakes.
>>678354261
that rockey picture in a lab coat ... made me cry so hard was i suppressing my laughter
>>678365633
Post orifional pleasre
>>678356118
.... and what percent is gay.... leaving a large percent still, you fucking retard
>>678361855
11b was just an art project by some faggots. I was in the irc when we found out.
fuck you, wright.
>>678353191
>or treat me with respect etc
SO THERE'S A CHANCE!!!!!
>>678366201
Good point. Maybe when it becomes legal to take multiple wives, the issue will solve itself.
But >>678356277 makes a good point.
>>678360648
fucking kek
>>678362856
underrated and took me a second
>>678363921
>>678361356
Why was this group of thieves walking through a graveyard?
>>678354017
>IQ of over 150
>Tries to sound smart
>Uses the exact same fucking word movie/film
>Can't spell rocket.
>"Personally, as an atheist with an IQ of over 150 I just can't see the appeal to this current generation to "movies" Or as i call them films, such as the new star ways
If you had an IQ>150 I'm pretty sure you'd understand who to write a grammatically correct sentence.
"I can't see the appeal to this current generation to movies"
The first to should be of
"to "Movies" Or as I call them films
Movies and or shouldn't be capitalized.
Dubs get
>>678354017
>or as i call them films
In italy we call them film since forever, are we intellectually superior then?
>>678366603
Guy has a yaoi hand fetish? Or he's got a lot of suppressed fantasies about his Marfan friend in hospital.
>>678366755
fuck me. I wrote who instead of how. Im going to an heron now
>>678366755
Chekd and kekd
>>678366850
he seems to be pretty straight
>>678366755
>>678366763
I can't see the appeal of this current generation to "films", or as I call them moving pictures.
>>678353191
he's average fedorafag, she is average stupid bitch. they both are cringeworthy.
>>678367050
>>678359508
really nice photography, thanks a lot you cuck, I'm blind
>>678366896
It's truly amazing how can an image make me feel so fucking disgusted
>>678366603
r8 my reaction picture
>>678351873
i have terminal cringe now
>>678367546
kekd
>>678367012
>His shirt says Heron
>Code word for Heroin
>Crystals is way into hard drugs and whenever he ODs, he's hospitalized and imagines the nurses to be ponies
>>678353491
that girl did porn
>>678351784
Look at her fucking face tho.....even tho she's with this guy and they look perfect for each other, you can just tell she thinks she can do better.
>all women
>>678361670
Thank you anon. Was thinking it was Samantha rone with black hair
>>678359561
>calling other People betas
>le may may
>XD
>I am fit here r-right?
no, youre the only beta here. such a buzzword. your comment is cringe!
>>678367225
stupid meme
>>678367720
>Also explains his lankiness
>>678363630
don't like pineapple on pizza
>i'm ok with this.
>>678367720
>>678367410
thats not cringe, thats comedy gold
>>678355063
She keeps smelling, which seems like OCD to me.
It's hilarious if you can turn your compassion on and off like a faucet, which I can.
>>678368452
>over qualifying
>>678364058
save it
it is all yours friend
>>678353820
god damn furry cunts
>>678352335
lmao chinese are soo fucking horny all the time xD. she just wants some dick lmao
>>678367225
I fucking lost at the cat description
This faggot, who is so beta he can't handle the fact that coworkers smoke outside.... so he posts about them on twitter rather than talk to them.
>>678351258
wat
>>678363630
I'd put a pineapple on my dick and say "survive til winter, bitch"
Obviously not to her, I wouldn't have the balls. Probably alone in my room to be honest.
>>678353191
ohhhh lawdy
>>678370410
At first I though it said
>I'd put a pineapple IN my dick
She'd be impressed for sure.
>>678369659
A lot of employees would take offense if their employer complained about them being a smoker. It's not a legitimate reason to fire someone for, and unless it's a big corporate there's nothing the employer can do about his workers smelling like cigarettes.
>>678370999
I'd put a pineapple in my dick.
>>678369659
Do you know
1: how bad smokers smell?
2: how whiny smokers are if you complain about their smoking.
>all smokers are faggots
>die of cancer you smelly faggots
Why don't you get addicted to a real drug?
>>678355651
She's kinda cute in an awkward way. He's the problem, he won't touch her. She's leaning against him and he's still hover handing, the toss pot.
>>678371782
Employing someone/dating someone/taking in a new flatmate and then later finding out they smoke is the worst.
>>678351784
Faggot is not at home pounding her in every hole like she wants
>>678365550
Sauce I dig the Velma
Except when people keep sending me that fat old guy as Velma
