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im gonna be an hero
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>>678344457
bumb
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>>678344457
Y tho?
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>>678344457
rip
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why op?
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>>678344457
well fuck
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>>678344457
Only two shitty beers?
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>>678344457
stream it fag
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an dick hero then.
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Stream link pls
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>>678344457
god loves all his children
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Because my boyfriend left me for another, no longer it makes sense to continue here
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>>678344457

Tecate is some real shit.
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light beer?
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>>678344457
Light beer?

No wonder you want to die
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>>678344898
Are you a faggot? Or femanon?
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Stream?
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>>678344898
show us your tits before you kill yourself
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Well get on with it already. Nobody gives a fuck about you. Pathetic faggot.
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>>678345246
>wow someone is gay
>2016
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>>678344457
Good luck
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>>678344898
fuck his best friend and film it :)
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we have enough an heroes.

How about you flush the meds, drink yourself to sleep, and go see a therapist/psychiatrist next week? I almost an hero'd everyday most of the last 10 months, but I saw some people and slowly felt like an heroing less and less
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>>678344898
There's better out there. I know you've probably herd that a million times but trust me there some dude who's fine as hell and has just the kind of personality you like you just have to roll the dice and keep playing this dreadful game till then.
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>>678345337
Yeah. Please go ahead and an hero. One less faggot in the world. Yippeeeeee!

>Bernie 2016
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See you in hell, prepare your anus
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>>678345580
I'm not gay just saying that B is full of gays and its now wierd or nuffing
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>>678344457

Good bye, loser
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>>678344457
>drinking tecate light
yeah, do it faggot.
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>>678344898
how many times did you cheat on him?
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>>678344898
are you this retarded you autistic fuck
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>>678344457
suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem ... Only because something is now bad, it is not the rest of your life bad.
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>>678344457
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>>678345337
fucking cumdumpster faggot
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>>678345708
guys who date other guys are gay, I hate to put a label on it for you mary, but you're a faggot
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>>678344898
you can't find another boyfriend?
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Attention whore
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>>678345337
>muh current year
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>tecate light
Yeah you definitely should kill yourself
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>>678344457
are you going to provide a timestamp or live stream this shit or something?
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>>678345516
Well, i want to think that, but do not succeed. I think tonight to do, I do not know if it's worth dying for a bastard like him,I do not know if I want to continue
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What's in the syringes?
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>>678346393
hahahahahahaha yeah because OP always delivers
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>>678346506
2 whole marijuanas
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>>678346613
lol
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>>678344898
I wish my problems were as mediocre as yours you peice of shit.
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>>678344457
Bye
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>>678346613
kek
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>>678345200
Dubs never lies you know
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>>678345443
/thread
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Hey bitch stream or make a timestamp
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Atleast get decent beer first anon ffs
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>>678344457

>Tecate

I would kill myself too if I was a Mexican
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>>678345337
Do you know where you are? If you're a faggot own it, don't do that condescending bullshit.
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Y no gun to
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>>678347879
Or a Train
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>>678348034
nice thumbnail you fag
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>>678344457

Good luck killing yourself with that lot, you'll do nothing more than causing liver damage, maybe even just temporary liver damage, and you'll feel like absolute shit for a few days to a week. You need a lot more medication than you would assume to actually kill yourself and a couple tiny beers won't tip you over the edge. So go on, take the pills. Experience what it does to you, bathe in the regret that washes over you as you lay there throwing up and hurting. Then enjoy the feeling of being a total failure when you wake up knowing that you can't even succeed in killing yourself.

That sure will show your boyfriend who's the boss!
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No don't kill yourself there are hardly any good anons left on 4chan we need you.
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>>678348143
A sandnigger is a option ro
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>>678348156
Noo need to let your autism slip, kid
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>>678348246
A metalbending machine is nice to

There are more options than that cold stanley
Maby I psychiatrist
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Pills and cutting are such a girls way out
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>>678348664
oh my lanta
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>>678344457
Aww boohoo
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>>678347507
>Implying Bud Light or Coors is better
ishygddt
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>>678348664
Jesus christ. The way that full sized adult just get torn off his feet is cringe worthy
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>>678349503
Anything followed by the word "light" is a shitty beer, no exceptions
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>>678344457
OP if you an Hero how will you shit post on 4Chans?
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What combination of substances are you using? Dosages also plox.
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>>678348981
Nervegas?
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>>678345580
Edgy
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>>678350146
This
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>>678349923
No argument here, but as far as light beers go, I prefer Tecate to most american shit. PBR is nice when youre already drunk tho
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>>678346038
Kek at this guy.
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>>678348246
That looks like a stalker from half life
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>>678350471

14 year old alert

Oh yeah your all 14 years old.

OP is a faggot
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>>678344550

PERFECT GENTLEMEN
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>>678349246
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>>678344898
Doesn't make sense for faggots to exist, either
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>>678350789
Aw so much hurt man
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>>678344877
Does this work
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>>678350471
>I prefer Mexican budlight because I heard American beers are bad

You're a faggot
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Pretty tired of these threads, its the same shit, edgy 12 year old encouraging it and whiteknights hoping OP is a female they can sweep off their feet.
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>>678351343
And then there's you
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>>678350471
Dos Equis is way better than Tecate, PBR is pisswater
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>>678351343
And then there's the faggots that are apparently tired of these threads but still take the time to post a generalized comment about everyone else in the thread besides themselves for a little bit of attention
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>>678351814
All light beer is shit, but it has its niche, if I drank say, Lagunitas, all day at a bqq or some shit Id end up too drunk to function. I can kill a 12 pack of Tecate and still walk a straight line, plus it keeps you hydrated
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>>678348400
Why the fuck didn't he walked to the other side? Moreover he had time to climb up..
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>>678352398
>it keeps you hydrated
>....
I have no words
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I'm going to be good guy and tell you not to do it :D
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>>678353059
Spend an afternoon chugging your beer of choice and then try it with a light beer. youll see what I mean
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I AM GONNA BE A GOOD GUY AND TELL U DO IT FAGGOT!!
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>>678344877

>Amazon: solving all your problems

keke
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>>678354257
I've done plenty of both. Alcohol is alcohol, the same amount is gonna get you drunk and dehydrate you no matter what form it comes in. The only difference with light beer is that you don't feel as bloated because it's less calories but the diuretic effect is the same
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My advice for these things is why hurt yourself when you can hurt them? Don't get sad. Get even.
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>>678352110
And then there is you.
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This thread tl:dr
Let me know when tiny is up
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No one asked for time stamp? Fucking autists
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>>678344457
Hope youll have fun on the other side anon
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>>678344457
because relationships are 100% of life, like.. youre fucking retarded, the rest of your life could happen but youre just being a dumb druggy nigger, and are those ibuprofen?
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>>678344457
>png
>not drinking carta blanca
kys thb fam
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Those are lordtabs
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>>678344457
do it faggot
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