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crayons bro, crayons
>>678315840
Was never much of a console person. Shit I had on n64 was smb, sm64 and mario party
alright, I'm gonna go play l4d2, later, gaybois~
>>678316236
big. fat. knots
>>678316239
gbye ;3
met a qt femboi on okcupid. got him to start texting with me and i hope to hangout with him soon. he's into casual sex :3
>>678316347
i have nothing saved literally we're going along here as i collect these, so i'll oblige
>>678316497
Lucky you. I wish you lots of casual sex.
>>678316608
post what you want m8. im just voicing my opinion and being an attention whore
>>678316849
eh we have to come to agreement
>>678316744
gotta get their first. they're more shy than they appear. I was worried they wouldnt text me when i gave them my number
>>678316914
excellent. pleasure workin with you
>>678316968
Then you should take it slow, no need to push things, let him open up at his own pace, just show him the ropes and gently take him further and further down.
>>678317221
hes shy but hes not a virgin. im the virgin
>>678317354
LOL ur a virgin
>>678317354
Then just go with the flow, I guess, let him take the lead.
But who am I to give advice, I am a virgin myself.
>>678317655
You're a virgin cus you're ugly.
have to go shower. can someone post some paws like i'm frightened to have just found out that not once has wolfy-nail done paws in a gay context. at least I'm having trouble finding any.
>>678317600
yes im a virgin. im still gonna get the boypussy
>>678317655
get yourself some dick or boypussy then
>>678317869
like this for instance.
wew
>>678317819
I suppose we have already discussed this and have agreed to disagree.
>>678317869
I have one pic.
>>678317875
Easier said than done.
>>678317875
Lesser male.
>>678318057
Lesser male.
>>678318057
try okcupid?
im chatting with another guy on there, 19 who wants mutual dick sucking and moar
>>678318057
>Go to gay bar
>Ask random person for sex
>Do it
Quite easy.
>>678318188
>Jeffery Dalmer takes you home
>>678318188
>get aids
quite easy
>>678318188
Gay bars are full of weirdos.
Head colds suck.
>>678318188
>>Go to gay bar
Already impossible.
And I don't want just some random sex.
>>678318166
Lesser dog -> Pet
>>678318167
I don't have much faith in dating sites tbh.
>>678318530
neither did I until i found one that i liked
>>678318530
You are gross.
>>678318487
I bet, tho I never been to one.
>I don't have much faith in dating sites
Never tried them, 4chan is my dateing site, found my bf here.
>>678318671
Same. You can find some amazing people here.
Unlike grindr, in which you can find amusing and cringeworthy people.
>>678318671
i wish i had that luck but ive never met any g/furs that live near me in ontario.
im in orillia for the record
>>678318671
>I don't have much faith in dating sites
Never tried them, 4chan is my dateing site, found my bf here. >>>678318530
some sweet oc of my SL character
>>678318768
>grindr
Just the name makes me want to say far away from it.
>>678318803
>Ontario
Never heard of the place
>>678317869
>>678318993
its in canada
>>678318841
this is really dreamy for a sec. you got a good artstyle. anything recent? i feel like i saw this months ago.
>>678318667
I will see that as a compliment from now on.
And I though you didn't want to talk to me.
>>678318576
Maybe you just got lucky.
>>678318818
I know a few gfurs but none around me. I found one once, but it didn't work out.
>>678319029
That explain why I havent heard of it.
>>678319130
>I found one once, but it didn't work out.
Aw, sorry to hear.
>>678319073
I didn't draw it, this guy did
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/caeseyy/
>>678318993
I've screencapped some funny stuff from it back in the day.
>>678317869
>>678319209
Nothing to be sorry about, it wasn't much to begin with.
>>678319415
Eww
>>678319130
maybe i actually looked for people instead of being a subby bitch waiting for his prince.
you reap what you sow and if you're sowing nothing then you're not reaping anything either
>>678319353
who has the septum piercing
>>678319544
Good point.
>>678319440
I bet you can find some reaaaaly strange people if its just used for hooking up.
>>678319543
Still
>>678319696
If you mean extremely creepy, then that's very likely.
>>678319599
oh the huskies not the artist, but the rabbit is the one the picture is based off of
>>678319817
Sounds almost fun in a strange way. Though I like reading about creepy people doing creep stuff, It might not be as fun when it happens to yourself
>>678319665
like you're only gonna recieve messages if you're attractive enough to the viewer and you're not some no content profile. or potential catfish.
the femboy/crossdresser had mutual interests and asked for a message with more meat than a hello so i gave it, we both meow and like videogames and desserts.
The mutual dicksuck guy i met, contrary to my previous statement actually had just pictures and no profile content except;
his message me if said "message me if you want your dick sucked"
So i asked him how many hits he normally gets with a message like that and then a convo started from there.
you gotta have something that makes you worth talking to or be brave enough to talk to someone else.
>>678319543
You know you want that Nibi cock.
morning snarf
Oh god, SL.
I still have to cash out money from my gambling spree on years ago.
Like anyone even wants me.
>>678320372
Sure, why not?
Can I duct tape your mouth if you start getting all angsty?
>>678320456
morning dotter
>>678320195
I don't. I haven't seen it and even if I did, he is not the person I would like to have sex with.
>>678320013
I may be attractive enough for that, but it feels wrong for some reason to just advertise myself with my face\body. Maybe I'm wrong, or actually just don't want to accept the harsh truth.
>>678320456
I dont talk, pretty much at all.
>>678320575
Hey Jeff. How are you doing?
>>678320612
Excellent, I won't be needing the duct tape for your mouth, then.
>>678320695
the claw machine worked
>>678320612
let's see your boypussy
>>678320741
pretty good. feeling a little sleepy. how're you?
>>678320837
I'm good, it's alcohol o'clock here.
>>678320741
Wow, so... charming.
>>678320804
I dont do boipucci pics first.
>>678320906
that's always a fun time. any plans for the weekend?
>>678320765
that's how you take your birb for a walk
>>678320889
is cute right?
>>678320994
why not
>>678321050
does its feet have to move while the claw is around it?
>>678321021
I'm picking up some new glasses tomorrow, but other than that it'll be pretty much uneventful. How about you?
>>678321050
Yes
>>678321070
So people can see my face and be like, "Wow, dont actually give me any pics. Gross."
>>678320591
like i said you gotta have something to make people want you
the first thing people see is you, then your personality.
>>678321105
no it just has to do that happy face and keep you company
>>678321160
nothing really. I'll probably start studying for my exams sometime this weekend
>>678321254
if i post my gross face will you post yours
>>678321384
Not here
>>678321264
>the first thing people see is you, then your personality.
Then I guess I need to work on the latter, since I have self-esteem problems or something close to that. The "I'm not ready for a relationship" kind of problem.
>>678321264
follow up
I've met other fembois and crossdressers on okc but they were all white college kids with pronouns They/Them etc or the one kid who looked like a skeleton and didnt talk to people who fetishized other people even though he was fetishizing people who dont fetishize people
>>678321330
What are you going to be tested on?
>>678321384
You guys and your gross faces.
>>678321519
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mugey/
>>678321639
>>678321639
computer science, and psychology
>>678320365
Make the pain go away.
>>678321639
Just tryin to spare lurkers the horror.
>>678321776
still feeling really sick?
>>678321722
Your face is fineeeeeee~
>>678321756
Huh. And I thought my old IT and History mix were weird.
>>678321812
What about me, man?
>>678321944
the damage is done
< 7 > My girlfriend cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back. Enjoy /b/, I know you will. http://shor.pe/7xdFJ
>>678322050
I'm sorry!
How can I make it up to you?
>>678321570
everyone has self esteem problems.
you can;t always fix it yourself, learn to hide it instead.
if you're a bottom use your quirks as well. be open about what you do.
I personally love seeing certain quirks in bottoms it makes me want to love and cuddle and fuck the shit out of them
>>678321944
What about you?
>>678322259
you tell me
>>678321944
It was an interest course at first, but then I found that I really liked psych
>>678321901
Took some sudafed, but still clogged up.
>>678322326
Are you sparing me the horror too?
>>678322491
Well, I could show you my face, I suppose.
>>678322278
I consider myself a switch, but I guess bottom stuff would be more comfortable for me.
Being too opened about my quirks makes me feel like a whore, not sure why. And I don't know what would be the perfect amount of "being open" for me.
>>678322524
I'd probably prefer it over all the programming in comp sci too. Do you think you'll focus on the psych aspect, then?
>>678322725
quirks as in what makes you unique not
>I can suck your dick and make a 3 course meal at once
>I can drive nascar while taking it up the ass
>I once shoved 39 dildos in my pooper and broke the world record
>>678322725
switch masterrace
>>678322659
so is it just a cold, or the flu or?
>>678322777
no. It's enjoyable, but I really enjoy all the programming
>>678322919
Hmmmmm. I suppose I'll have to add you on Steam.
>>678322998
Ahh, fair enough. I wish I'd been able to enjoy the programming. Maybe I wouldn't still be stuck in support if that was the case.
>>678322924
Could you please elaborate?
>>678322932
*awkward brofist*
>>678322712
I do not remember your steam, I forgot I removed you for something.
>>678323249
We probably weren't talking on there much.
>>678323228
well the trap im talking with meows sometimes, likes cats. trying to beat their high score on star fox and likes cuddling to name a few.
for a bottom, quirks that make you seem cuter
Cookies
>>678323217
did you prefer the history to the programming you did?
>>678323667
hey para
>>678323450
Probably
>>678323667
Gimme.
You owe me for eating all my chocolate biscuits!
>>678322998
Just a head cold.
>>678323731
Hello there Jeff
>>678323739
Biscuits =/= cookies.
>>678323587
I need to come up with a list of such qualities, can't recall anything like that atm except for aforementioned love of cuddles. I can only name the fetishes, but as I understand those are a completely different thing and quirks are more like everyday behavioral pecularities of a person.
Heh, now I have something to think about, aside from other unimpotant things, of course.
>>678324090
You don't need to give me an equivalent number, but it still counts for something!
>>678323922
hope you feel better
Do you fgts have a link to a zootopia stream?
>>678324178
I gave you a box of Ferrero Rocher last time...
>>678324158
make a list for the next thread
>>678324409
You did and I appreciated it <3
>>678323667
Is goat for sexuals?
>>678324413
I won't make it in time.
>>678324860
aw cum on. i wanna know your cute quirks
I'm heading off to sleep. night all
>>678324923
I'll faceplant a pillow right now and maybe that will help me with that. But no guarantees.
>>678324542
I figured it's something nice I could do for being a guest.
>>678324617
This goat.. sometimes. Not as often as the other, but yeah.
>>678325022
Sweet dreams.
>>678325022
Nini
>>678325207
Yeah, it was good of you. I hadn't even tried Ferrero Rocher before then.
oyo
boyo
>>678325475
>Rip open butthole
>>678325699
coolio
>>678325475
The BF keeps trying to do that.
>You need to bear it so it stretches
