> be working at beauty saloon
> guys comes in to get genitals and eyebrows waxed
> instant hard-on the moment I start applying wax
> leave area and move to take care of eyebrows
> 30 seconds later cums buckets without anyone touching him
> give him tissues to wipe off
> tells never happened before
> ofcoursenot.jpg
Ask me anything.
>>678294429
Did HE cum or did YOU
>>678294940
HE did!
Photo kinda related!
>>678294429
What sex are you?
>>678295098
femanon
>>678295150
Tits of gtfo
>>678295150
Take it as a compliment for you
You sure have to be hot as fuck to let a guy cum like that
>>678295150
Fucking whore
>>678295208
>doesn't understand the rule
>>678295221
Average tops
>>678295208
That's not how that works nigger.
bet my dick wouldn't get hard if i saw your tits
>>678295283
He wants to see tits of get the fuck out apparently...
>>678295350
still though
>>678295444
Most probably not... because it probably doesn't work properly since a dick should get hard pretty much for any tits.
>>678295432
yes. you are not a proven femanon until you timestamp with tits. until then you are a fag making up stories about guys cumming on themselves at a salon.
>>678295283
you are the one not understanding the rule you whiteknight normie faggot, now gtfo.
>>678295150
tits or gtfo
>>678295623
that's not the rule
>>678295623
you caught me!
>>678295150
Show something, I need to cum
Post picture of your face I wanna know if your actually attractive or not
>>678295572
top kek
>>678295716
so post your dick.
>>678295715
tell me the rule then...
>>678295572
>a dick should get hard pretty much for any tits.
Seems like you're a feminazi thinking guys see girls only as objects
Its the sexual thought that lets the dick rise. If the guy cant feel anything for the boobs he sees he won't get a hard on... that's it
>>678295730
Here you go have fun
>>678295879
i agree. there are females that actually want to sleep with me and i have no sexual attraction to them at all. no boner.
>>678295835
tits or gtfo is for femanons who are using the fact that they are women to get attention.
she didn't bring it up until asked thus you fucked up nigger.
>>678295730
No face, does it look like my first time here?
>>678296065
Timestamp plz.
Also if that's you, no surprise the guy came
>>678296018
that's bullshit you white knight sjw faggot. shes a female on the internet, let alone /b/. are you retarded? and anyways she obviously knows part of the rules.
>>678296065
>>678296065
noice
take it as a compliment lass.
>>678296295
But seriously... who cums without even being touched? HOW?
>>678296468
i do it sometimes its used to happen more when i was younger.
>>678296293
This (>>678296018 ) anon is right faggot. Tits or gtfo is used when a woman is just trying to attention whore. OP here didn't mention she was female until asked.
lrn2rules before you act like a nigger.
>>678296468
wizards
>>678296590
i guess op cant into male orgasms.
i heard ladies find it hard to orgasm
>>678296468
he fell asleep, had a wet dream and came all over himself
>>678296567
what dont you get. this is the fucking cesspool of the internet. the random board on 4chan, and you want rules and order? fucking ban me if im in the wrong. i think you might be kinda new.
Regarding this tits or gtfo "rule"... it almost never works... why do you guys even still bother?
How big was he?
>>678296065
Post the bottom half of your face. Also I can work with this
>>678296691
>fucking ban me if im in the wrong.
>calls me a newfag
probably one of 4chan /b/ guys, girl touched him, and holy shit, hes not a virgin anymore
>>678296752
i dont care if it works. a female on the internet has breasts and i want to see them.
>>678296837
but you are a newfag senpai
>>678296794
Average length but quite thick. Very thick in fact... It was... pretty nice I guess.
what kinda bitch mispells salon saloon?
>>678296897
I don't care what you want!
>>678296969
Would you have sucked it if he made a move on you?
>>678296065
if it's your first time here you should already know tits or gtfo
>>678296752
it used to work just fine until you fucking whiteknight ledditors came and fucked it all up
>>678296995
The Romanian kind... who's first language is not English.
>>678297095
Noooo... God! We DON'T want to suck every nice cock!
>>678297111
isn't*
>>678297184
keked hard anon
>>678297204
You would have if he had had a good sense of humor and confidence to ask you to help that happen more often.
>>678297204
Was he cute?
>>678296752
>almost never
at least that's not always never
>>678296969
would you be able to handle it?
>>678297204
Sa sugi pula de curvar
>>678297315
I NEVER sucked off anyone just for the sake of it. I DID if we were going out
>>678297316
He was cute enough to get his junk waxed because he prolly can get laid.
>>678297337
I think it would have hurt a little at first due to the girth.
>>678297403
Curvar esti tu... eu maxim curva! Dar nici macar
>>678297541
Facem un fir romanesc mai tarziu coae?
>>678296065
More of your ass, please.
>>678297674
Numai daca o chemi si pe ma-ta!
Every month or so I go to a particular beauty salon to get my eyebrows waxed, because the beautician she's one of the best at what she does. And man do I want to pound that milf hard!
>>678297680
>>678297850
There's nothing wrong with that since you also appreciate her job. As long as you don't grope her while she's working you're totally fine.
>>678297921
Thank you, friend
>>678297765
Mama vine s-o futa pe ma-ta!
>>678298105
Ah, super! Ea face orasul sa cutremure de grasa ce e? Aveam impresia ca vine Godzilla!
>>678297921
Well anon, you just made me cum without being touched. Fuck you're hot.
>>678298250
Ma-ta-i asa de grasa ca are poza de marimea A4 in bultin!
something is fishy here. and it isn't OPs gash. This doesn't quite add up. I'm not convinced
>>678294429
Tits or gtfo
>>678296468
You obviously haven't watched enough gay bareback porn...
>>678298293
I don't believe you. You were prolly touching yourself... lol
>>678298402
You gtfo, nobody forced you into my thread
>>678298385
Du-te si fa-ti temele copilash, ca pici bacul.
>>678298389
Please Sherlock! Tell us what it iiiis!
>>678296691
>I think you might be new
Lol look who's talking
>>678298469
Ancient tradition of /b/ no one forced you to come here. Thats why we have protocol for this.
You still want to test if my dick works?
>>678298696
Took a Viagra, eh, and it's starting to kick in?
>>678298691
Well you can't force me so fuck outta here
>>678298551
Imi pica pula la ma-ta-n pizda!
>>678297921
But maybe you should post even more of your ass? Please?
>>678294429
>beauty saloon
she`s ignorantly unfuckable
>>678298781
?? if you want ill post a before and after pic, you confirm, ill take pic, you post, next pic, i post
>>678298928
>>678299197
Post a pic of your cum and we'll see
>>678298897
Asta n-o sa te faca sa treci bacul....
>>678299240
wasn`t cold for you ??
>>678299240
Asta-i Parangul
>>678299263
This is not me! No thanks to that offer!
>>678299240
don't bother with more pics if you aren't gonna timestamp one. no one believes it's you anyway
>>678294429
So you got payed for making him cum?
Sounds like he made you his little whore
>>678299282
Nici pe ma-ta n-o trece de pula mea....
>>678299335
Bravo! Poate treci la geografie...
>>678299240
I would have started to jerk off the moment you entered the room - cant blame the guy
>>678299240
>>678297921
>>678296065
>>678299420
Trece ma-ta la mine-n pula
>>678299469
Ce ma plictisesti...
>>678299337
counter offer?
>>678299531
Si totusu, pe ma-ta nu o plictisesc;)
>>678299551
Sure! How about I post nothing and you do the same!
>>678299240
Post a pic of your snatch, I'll cum on it.
>>678299617
Ma bucur pt ea si iti multumesc!
>>678299240
She has a mustache abandon thread
>>678299688
you saving up for a camera?
>>678299689
Deliver
>>678296468
she probably had to get wax up the beginning of his shaft and balls, and tried to rub it off a little bit,
This is my thread now all hail queen of /b/
>>678294429
Thinking of getting sack and crack done before meeting first girlfriend. I know it will hurt like a fucker but my questions are: Should I? How much should I do? Do I leave the happy trail? How much does it cost?
Hoping for BJ fun eventually and don't want her put off because she can't find the anaconda in the jungle (read as: worm in the hedge) and ending up chocking on a hair.
>>678300205
You can shave without pain but it's messy
>>678300319
Tried that and it's like I've got two fucking horse chestnuts in my shorts. Rather short amount of pain for long term satisfaction than short term ease for long term nut scratching.
>>678299898
Sevgi??
>>678300205
Beta cuck, you no bull for rodong that vitch to oblivion
>>678299793
Cannot unsee
>>678294429
Come on op
>>678300550
Thought it was just the polite thing to do, sorry thinking of my balls offended you.
>>678295710
You don't understand the rule. Gender was asked, not volunteered.
Fuck off back to wherever retarded newfags come from.
>>678300205
You can shave or trim without pain
Trimming is better since girls love a little fissure on their pussies ;) trust me
Trim it to the lowest "comb" you have but not on 0 like a kid..
>>678299898
Here ya go, even though you should know that "snatch" commonly refers to the pussy. So deliver.
>>678294429
that would have been way more fun, if both of you were guys :S
>>678300823
Yep totally agree
It looks better too for myself tbh
Ti-am futur firu
>>678300823
Will that itch as much as my balls after trying to clean shave the fuckers?
Want to wax my puss clean, how bad does it hurt the first times. And can you do it at home. Always shaven so.
I am banned but i switched ips just so i can teach you faggots the rules.
Tits or gtfo comes from many years ago. Almost a decade ago. Back when 4chan was new and the internet was starting out.
Back then. It was a known fact there eere no girls on the internet. Only basement dweller neckbeards were lurking.
If someone said they were females. They needed to post tits for proof since there were no girls on the internet.
That whole bullshit about only enforcing the rule if they are looking for attention started when /b/ went to shit.
/b/tards left during that time and anonymous came in.
He just ninja fap on you
>>678296691
>Thinks a place without rules won't make its own
>whiteknighting this hard
So how does that prozac and seroquil taste
>>678301202
Oldfag here can comfirm also preached
/thread
Sage till tits and timestamp
>>678294429
fuck off u gay cunt
>>678301054
Do you like to have your pussy eaten out?
>>678296691
i've been lurking for 8 years.
this is my first post in 2 years.
you're a newfag, tits or gtfo is for attention whores.
get the fuck out.
>>678301561
Preferably, yes.
>>678294429
do you only get attractive men who have this service.
I am average at best; little chunky but it is like a jungle down there and I don't trust myself with a razor once I can't see it.
If you are used to non hot guys I might consider it. Also; how painful out of 7?
>>678301900
definitely 5/7
>>678300981
It'll itch yeah
But after the first time it won't itch anymore
>>678296691
>insults femanon for no knowing the tits or gtfo rule
>get told that hes a faggot because he doesn´t understand the rule he is talking about
>starts talking about how this place has no rules
the damage control is real
>>678302012
Okay, so trim the pubes. What about the balls, crack and happytrail? I have quite a bit of hair on my stomach.
>>678300520
It does itch like crazy the first few times you do it, but after maybe three or four times it doesn't itch anymore
>>678302204
Shave the balls, keep the happy trail. You could shave your crack but I have a feeling that that would take years.
>>678296752
it works well enough to prevent some fags from coming here just by existing. sadly, the ones that use it the most are the ones that don´t understand it.
>>678302268
Fair enough, how often is shaving compared to waxing though? I have to shave my face everyday, will I be having to whip my nuts out on my morning routine too? Trying to carve around the morning wood? Should I use shaving cream and/or some kind of moisturiser to stop all the redness?
Tits or gtfo. No need to pretend. Tits and timestamp required to ascertain truth of your claim.
>>678302492
Yeah I don't want to go spelunking in my crack without a team and survival gear, especially not with a fucking razor whilst blindfolded. Is hair removal cream taint-friendly?
Is there any difference between waxing the crack and ripping it out myself? Might sound strange but thats what i´ve done for a while since shaving that spot is retarded.
I will ban OP if she don't post tits.
>>678296567
>>678296018
>>678295715
>>678295432
>>678295283
>not understanding that this is not a real girl
>not understanding the rules
>unable to realize that "she" was baiting for the gender question from the start
>>678303408
I do that for maintenance while bored watching youtube.
hey op
your job iscessentially sensuous care of someones body
its boderline erotic and he couldnt help himself with his shit out, especially as hes paying for it
he shoulda got a dude if he waned it to be like gvardening
>>678294429
Hey Op is hairdressing a valid career path? my gf is planning on going into it in the fall and I'm just a little bit hesitant about the money aspect and the future etc long story short would you choose it again?
>>678296691
>baiting this hard
>actually working
>>678304298
No.
STEM or GTFO
>>678301832
Would you like to talk about it?
>>678304870
yeah
i like my big labia munched crunched like a bunch of munchie crunchers
>>678304870
squeeze my sand bags, sugar
>>678304870
lick my bark patch
>>678304870
i love your nose in my stink buttton
My dick is curved, how do i uncurve it
>>678305504
tie it to a stick and put it in the microwave
>>678304870
i love it when you say nom nom nom on my pussy bb
>>678301832
>Preferably, yes.
this bitch knows how to talk dirty
>>678300626
nice nip
dick too
