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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of /b/ for people who know how to timestamp. Bonus explanation of why you look like shit would help.

>haven't showered in 3 days
>no friends, just weed and mixed drinks. Hence, bloodshot eyes.
>hair turns to grease after 12 hrs no shower
Do it.
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how do you explain all the semen in your mouth then
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>>678265557
You are absolutely disgusting. Seriously. 0/10. Truly a waste of space.
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>>678265647
I posted first..you know how it goes 'round here
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>>678265725
At least I have 1 chin...
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>>678265557
What kind of beta faggot mixes his alcohol? Whacha make? A cosmopolitan? Fucking queer.
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>>678266005
I like clam juice in my beer and brown sugar in my whiskey. Deal with it, cosmo fag.
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>>678266232
Sugar in your whiskey? Damn you are gay. And who tf has to make a mix drink with beer? Pussy ass nigga
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>>678266391
Anon, I live alone and as such, I do what I like. I can already guess that if you were left alone with drugs or booze, we'd hear about you buttseckscapades as you dump selfies of your buttplug collection here on 4chan...
Try dropping a cube of sugar in your liquor, or adding some hot sauce and salt to your beer instead of sucking it like a normie.

Also, stop being so weak and post face or gtfo
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>>678266987
Whats wrong with your hair anon
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>>678266987
Youre fucking gross
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>>678266987
Hmm...Let's see, I live alone, I drink at least a 6 pack a day, I have killed over a liter of Straight whiskey in onevery sitting and went and plowed pussy, instead of getting on 4chan and posting my face to try and make.Internet friends. You see this is the first night I have ever been on 4chan after hearing about it for years and after seeing ugly as desperate beta faggot like you everywhere, this is the last I will ever be on here. You see I am not some faggot lowlife social outcasts like you who doesn't shower for 3 days because he had no life. I get out there and experience the real world. I don't have to post my face because 1)You don't have a say 2)Fuck you and 3) I'm not desperate for friends and so lonely that I look for virtual pussy because I'm not a sad little Fag like you. Lmfao
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>>678267167
Grease...I've been too strung out to shave or shower.
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>>678265557
Timestamp with foxhand or gtfo.
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>>678267642
One sitting
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>>678267650
Yeah guys. Leave him alone. He's strung out on baby strain Kash and mixed drinks. Lmfao
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>>678267650
That's pretty bad anon, go take a shower
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>>678266987
this anon is partially right

getting some tajin and putting it in a beer is good, and have you fags never had a michelada? Some good shit right there
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Pic from a couple of days ago. I just plain don't give a fuck
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>>678267642
>first night on 4chan
>liquor master
>plows the pussy

Tell me another one, anon....
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>>678267856
Lmfao. Youre assuming everybody on 4chan has been here forever and is as lonely and pathetic as the rest of you
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>>678267781
Just sipping and smoking to keep calm, actually...I'm stressed from dumping an under8ge chick who may or may not have stopped her birth control to try and fuck my life. Please excuse me, I can't get my hands on anything else...
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>>678267831
Dirty spic detected
#Trump2016
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>>678268297
Dating an underage chick? Damn I knew you looked pedo as fuck
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>>678267845
Your handwriting is atrocious, but you look like you don't give a fuck...about shaving...
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>>678265557
You look like the pizza delivery kid from Deadpool.
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>>678268453
Age of consent is a couple years diff from everywhere else here. Be jealous, faceless anon :)
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>>678268459
Lefty m8. Can't be bothered to write "proper". Just don't care.
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>>678268596
Oh fuck...
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>>678268699
Mfw I'm a mentally ill lefty autist, too...
Lern to be artsy with that left hand!
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soup /b/
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>>678268685
waiting for nudes like...
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>>678268685
Lmao. Ain't nobody jealous of your underage pedometer ass. I fuck women, not girls. Also why would I be jealous? Your all depressed and shit because you got your "heart broken" by an underage girl. You sound like a little bitch tbh. Oh no did the 16 y/of girl hurt your feelings? Shocker. Grow the fuck up, go get anew older girl and quit being such a little beta bitch. A real man doesn't mope around on the Internet posting his feelings to random people he doesn't know when a child breaks up with him. You're just fucking pathetic and retarded.
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not even gonna timestamp because i have no time for that nonsense. also it's my 20th birthday so i get a free pass right?
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>>678265557
School Shooter/10
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>>678269176
fuck it was a received image, my bad
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>>678268596
Naw, he's a chubster...
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>>678269038
Nah fuck all that. I just play vidya and fuck lile a rabbit. Happy with that.
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>>678269254
>20160405
that pic is clearly from three days ago anon
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>>678269307
jesus what a faggot
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>>678265557
you dean ambrose motherfucker
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>>678269254
Which hipster are you?
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46, I'm a true oldfag
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>>678269385
Heh my wife is latina
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>>678269360
and? never said it was taken a moment ago. what i meant was i cant be bothered to take a new pic with a timestamp.
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>>678269176
You get a free pass, but not that lollipop sacking bridge troll
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>>678269506
carry on then
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No time stamp because why would I lie

>inb4 cut your hair
No girlies like it
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>>678269117
I obey the law. Aint got any noodz :..(

>>678269150
I dumped her. Post your face.
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>hair is frizzy because it rained

I like your hair OP.
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>>678269485
Fag
>2016
>still has Bluetooth
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>>678269541
will do
>>678269456
the left 1
>>678269537
that's mean
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>>678269646
Damn that's even worse. YOU dumped HER, and your still depressed. That's as low as it gets. Youre a sad little bitch huh?
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>>678269746
hes old, anon. he doesnt understand technologies
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>>678265557
You look almost exactly like me
what the fuck
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>>678269706
KILL IT WITH FIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!
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>>678269877
poor u
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>>678269706
I like your style and your hair, anon!
Lemmetouch/10
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>>678269961
Damn rapey ass nigga
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>>678269877
Timestamp and prove it
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>>678269746
At least I look decent in pictures
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>>678269961
supreme greasy gentleman yikes. cringe thread material.
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>>678269961
Cringe competition
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>>678270130
Kek
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>>678270059
You're gonna get a touchin' too... You're alllll gonna get some of this grease...
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>>678270090
you look like you're trying to shit but can't because your middle-aged pipes are all blocked up
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>>678270090
i must agree
11/10
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>>678269485
Bet my balls that you jerk off to loli.
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>>678270276
kek
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>>678270231
Bitch, we all know you got that grease from yo mama's title and yo daddy's back fat
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>>678269961
Touch my hair, anon-kun!
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>>678265557
>"Hence, bloodshot eyes."
>doesn't have bloodshot eyes
>making up excuse to share that you're edgy
>2/10
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>>678270375
*tit
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>>678270402
yeah his eyes are white af
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>>678270402
Right? Like I said, if anything it's baby strain shit
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>>678270090
Fukken Bau5e right there. I bet the chicks just throw themselves at this guy!
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>>678265557
ITT: cringe/ylyl
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>>678270071
Trying to figure out how the camera on my computer works
fuckin macs
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>>678270510
Nigga, bitches blow rape whistles at the sight of this.guy
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>>678265557
>hair turns to grease after 12 hrs no shower
i'll open u a secret, your hair becomes normal again after 2 weeks no shower
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>>678269961
>>678270395
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>>678265557

Do you shampoo every time you take a shower? your scalp is probably overactive and its making too much oil. Wean yourself off shampoo and you can go at least three days before your hair looks greasy. Look up 'no poo' to find hippie websites about it. No, it doesnt smell
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>>678270510
>>678270282
Thanks anons
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>>678270615
>shampoo gives skin cancer!!!
>thank god im enlightened by not showering at all/ just using water!!
>my hair doesnt even smell bad at all!!

it fucking smells like shit, alright?
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>>678270395
touchy-touchy!

(please for the love of the gods don't be a tarp)
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>>678270706
Damn anon, you look gangsta in this pic.
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>>678270812
Thanks anon
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>>678269706
>>678269961
>>678270395
>>678270801
what the fuck

is me, roast away>>678269254
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>>678270801
Damn. No wonder you can't hold a girlfriend and go for young ones. You immature and autistic as fuck. Doeso the word aspergers
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>>678270706
Faggot
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>>678271068
mean anything to you?
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>>678270977
how's life been since the divorce?
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>>678270801
cringey ass niggas
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>>678271228
For real
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Ayy
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>>678271263
go back to mexico spic
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OP doesn't shower for days because time spent practicing hygiene isn't time spent whoring for attention on /b/ and /soc/
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>>678271159
Shit man... That brought on the feels. She actually left me and took my 3 kids away from me after I returned from the army. Life's been pretty shitty since then
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>>678271295
Mexicans het me
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This thread is 98% responsible for the contraction of in Americans
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>>678271038
I like your jacket anon!
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>>678271396
Serial killer/10
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>>678265557
OP is such a fucking loser that he feels the need to validate himself on a board full of shut-ins and autists
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Me pretending to smile XD
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>>678270493
Not really... weed is legal here. I smoke every day. I'm huffing down some bubba right now...
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>>678271372
What a cunt. Fuck her. You can do better /b/ro. You'll be alright. Hang in there
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>>678271372
tbh you seem like an alright dude. stil a huge faggot though but what can you do?
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>>678271372
What was your mos? You comforatble talking about your service?
Also sorry about the wife and kids
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Sup fags. Old fag here. I'm honestly probably the only 10 in this place.
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>>678271372
Damn Ron. That sucks. Tell that bitch fuck you, courtesy of /b/.
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>>678271396
Sloth from the goonies/10

Don't you have some Rocky Road ice cream to be eating bitch?
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hairs slicked back because I use product and actually care about how I look

body's bulging because I hit the gym at least once a week.

What's your excuse for not looking this good?
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>>678265557
I can't believe nobody... yet...

>srlsy /b...
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Faggots
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>>678271559
Gtfo Florida gold tans ass nigga. Whichyo jeriatrich fake bronzed ass
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>>678271228
>>678271314
>>678271383
>>678271451
Don't we feel safe behind that computer screen, it's easy to judge when you can't be judged. OPs nuts are larger than yours
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>>678271677
kek sorry man i'll do better next time.
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>>678271721
You guessed it. Judging from the top half of your face I'd say you're pretty fuckable
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>>678270801
Do you have a problem with tarps you greasey slice of autism? Fucking fag, do you even know the first thing about tarp culture? Cuz it's a big fuckin deal

pic related is me
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>>678271451
I AM a shut-in autist... Why are you on /b/?
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>>678271762
<OP being anon to defend himself
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>>678271734
lad or lass?
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>>678270977
Fk off you old pedophile.
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>>678271666
You look like a retarded underage faggot
Great job anon
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>>678271812
Lmfao. This made me laugh way harder than it should have..
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>>678271534
Mos was 11B, don't like talking about it much.

>>678271477 thanks bud

>>678271571
Uhhh how did you know that
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>>678271889
Lass here
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>>678265557
>haven't showered in 3 days
>no friends, just weed and mixed drinks. Hence, bloodshot eyes.
>hair turns to grease after 12 hrs no shower

You're actually proud of this?
fuck off to >>>/soc/ and take the other camwhore cancer with you
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>>678271587
Why are you making fun of me anon? Imma crai!!
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>>678271842
The fucks wrong with your hair, it's not a good hairstyle and it doesn't suit you in the slightest. Try a fauxhawk, way better.
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>>678271842
it's okay to be a shut-in but being a fullblown fucking autist at the same time is just ridiculous. get your autism off /b/. you're ruining it fir everybody.
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>>678272028
Post Kik faggot
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>>678271666
Damn, you look like if down syndrome Matt Damon face fucked Wilbur
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>>678265557
just cut your hair bro you have good looks. lots of potential but your long greasy hair is killing your game. unlike these obese neckbeards you actually have good facial features and a strong jawline
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>>678271666
Another pedophile.
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>>678272106
He still looks like he's partially responsible for Columbine
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>>678271870
Lmao you wish I was
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>>678271741
Dude honestly you don't even know me.
South Cali here man.
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>>678272028
Hey hey anon-chan! You look sugoi kawaii desu ne~ uguuu

Fucking kill me.
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>>678271666
You fucking fag fat manlet cow... Even your face looks like a teenager chimp.
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>>678271940
magic :^)
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>>678271090
This is slightly arousing.
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>>678272256
OK cool. So you're just an inbred cousin fucker then?
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>>678271978
good... I'd pound the shit outta you, 7/10
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>>678265557
Where the fuck is your hairline. gotta take the red pill from the matrix just to see how far it goes
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>>678269746
>what is living in cuck states like kalifornia
>$150 ticket for talking on phone without bluetooth while driving
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>>678272315
I'm assuming reverse image search... Good work anon
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>>678271812
I'd hit that, actually... You're a pretty passable tarp.
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>>678272097
>mfw no kik
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>>678272451
careful or you'll crack your head open
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>>678272413
Kek
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>>678272285
Arigato senpaiiiiii~~~
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>>678272471
Do you have tits?
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>>678269706
you look like one of those old english queens on huge oil paintings

can you post another pic of yourself? what does your hair look like when its not frizzy? you are really pretty
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>>678269485
>>678271559
>mfw I thought oldfags were a myth
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>>678272413
Kek
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>>678265557

Christ, Matt, go the fuck to sleep.
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>>678272829
he does look like a matt, doesn't he
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>>678272786
We exist buddy
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>>678272828
>tfw u gotta shit out the leftover cum inside your asshole
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>>678272689
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>>678272652
do you have a shirt on?
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>>678272652
>>678272471
>>678272028
>>678271396
WTF /b/ still letting her post without showing tits
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>>678271263
kewt
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>>678272652
Anon, I still wanna touch that kinky hair desu
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>>678273044
nevermind
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>>678273019
Now show me that pussy bitch
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>>678272333
I'm an established business owner and don't have time for such foolishness. I'm just a pure alpha and you're another fag.
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>>678273019
you should get a kik
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>>678273019
Ewww bitch. Put them God forsaken frumpy lumps away. Jesus Christ. You're gonna give everybody nightmares
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>>678272556
>>678273061
Jesus fucking christ you look really really bad anon
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>>678273143
Lmfao. Yet you're on 4chan.
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>>678271666
you look like this one dude from a tvshow or movie but i cant remember who
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>>678272829
Nice try, but I'm not a 'Matt'
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>>678271090
Jennifer? Is that you?
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>>678273143
You probably think you're really fuckin cool huh?
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>>678272652
You look really jewish. Like, Barbara Streisand level jew.
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At gym don't care if nobody believes it's really me
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>>678273019
Make a pic of your asshole senpai
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>>678271090
I'd hit it, though I wanna know your excuse for having such dry skin
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>>678273311
I would say WW2 Era Jewish but she's not quite ashes
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>>678273019
Anon is a no tits faggot confirmed
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>>678273372
And you fap to Loli and call your boyfriend onii-chan?
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>>678273311
Actually I love Satan.
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>>678273372
Look at this faggot and his faggot hair

Kek
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>>678273143
Shut the fuck up, Nathan. Taking pictures does not make you an "established business owner"
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>>678273019
thatneck/10
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Rate my dawgs /b/
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>>678273193
Please tell me you have dick pics
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>>678273372
>don't believe
No we just don't give a fuck. Kys
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>>678273372
Timestamp and we'd believe you, son of Guy Fieri
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>>678273372
Daddy left before he could teach you to shave?
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>>678269485
shave your fucking ears bro
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>>678273019
you look so close to this girl i crushed on and went to school with, please please let me see your tits
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I post the same pic in all of these threads because pls just fucking kill me
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>>678273484
>>678273485
Fucking hell, for real?
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>>678273298
Yeah we're pretty damn cool actually. This is the Wolf Pack.
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>>678273544
cleanyourfuckingmirror/10
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>>678273250
Yeah, people tell me I look like Matt Damon, I can see the resemblance, but I'm probs more attractive
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>>678273372
>gym
Sure thing psycho. Take your meds and be good, k?
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>>678273019
Show us your dick already, ew
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>>678273545
Sorry anon im not gay
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>>678273752
Uh, I'm a girl obviously
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>>678273498
>mfw my name isn't even Nathan
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>queen
>>678273019
>>678273485

do this pose please:>>678272709
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>>678273653
Damn a bunch of mid life crisis faggot who probably drive corvettes or Porsche to fell "young" and "alive", and get wasted at sports eventshoes and hit.on college chick's before getting rejected and asked to leave
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>>678273019
I wanna fuk ur but
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>>678273019
Marry me, anon? I want a satanic union.
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>>678273672
shit you actually kind of do a little bit, but i was thinking of someone else, ill keep googling till i figure it out
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>>678273019
You remind me of that women from Wallace and Gromit
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>>678265557
>>>/soc/
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>>678273639
I am a confirmed edgelord.
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>>678273672
No... I said you look like down syndromevery Matt Damon face fucked the pig from Charlotte's web
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>>678273143
Damn, your son is hella fuckable. Got any dick pics?
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Hello
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>>678273888
You're fucking desperate degenerate.

Why even bother when this is clearly a trap.
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>>678273944
Can I get a close up of that vent? It's my thing.
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>>678273944
i cant tell you how badly i need to see your tits
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>>678273944
pics of labia
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>>678273787
Well sorry to dissappoint you, but i have a gf, and even after like 6 years on here, i'm not a cuck to send dickpics arround
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>>678274111
It's okay anon I wasn't a girl anyway
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>>678274055
Woulddrinkbeerwith/10
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>>678274107
this
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>>678273143

jack bauer with photoshopped forhead
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>>678274055
Rat man
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>>678274066
Nice dubs, but she has a fem jawline, no adams apple and tits. And she likes satan. Win!
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>>678273945
Fucking kek, I can see the down syndrome matt damon clear as day.
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>>678265557
fuck off dean mark
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>>678273944
Checked, show us your dick already
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no ac and it's hot
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>>678273944
Trips for nudes
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>>678274160
What a coincidence
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why i look like shit
>my slightly darker skin tone resembles that of literal shit
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>>678274206
someone needs to give her a drink or some drugs. wheres that greasy haired OP with his stash? give her some OP so her inhibitions get decreased
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>>678274350
Can't tell if asian...
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>>678265557
you look like dean ambrose
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>>678265557
yeah, "your" hand is not out of place or anything...
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>>678271666
Satanic trips = pussy destroyer/10
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>>678274350
you look like a ralph bakarat
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>>678274392
you can't consent to labia pics if you're inebriated, anon. that would be rape
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>>678270706
big daddy
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>>678274408
i think hes pinoy
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>>678271090
plump hands, moar!
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>>678271263
Ayy, not bad.
Show panties.
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>>678273944
That's a man, baby!
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>>678274245
>Win!

You're probably both perfect for each other. You should both definitely hook up. My best bet is to make fake emails and post them here with a pic of your face. Even if only one of you makes a fake email.
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>>678273787
>obviously
looks like a uglier version of kenny g
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>this thread
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One more for you guys because why not
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>>678274389
dude he was lying, the hand in OPs pic is just cut and paste
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>>678274644
anon, I don't know how you thought I was the same anon as that strange looking frizzy-haired freak. I'm just looking for dick pics, man
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>>678273944
do you have an old pic with non frizzy hair for reference? how sharp is your edgy ass?
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>>678274055
nice hair, fine lad
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>>678274389
Don't be so hard on yourself anon! At least you're not as ugle as OP
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>am drunk

hows it /b/, /b/
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>>678274245
Male or female? :o
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>>678274572
>not bad
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>>678274723
how does it feel knowing the other oldfag here has a big happy family
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>>678274723
10/10 would drink a beer with
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>>678274723
>image.jpg
>image.jpg
>image.jpg
>[email protected]Äž
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>>678274772
This
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>>678273944
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>>678274389
hey bro you look way better than most of the other faggots on this thread so its fine
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>>678274836
Can I have more pics of the daughter?
Feels pretty good though
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>>678274784
what's your poison?
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>>678265557
Brah you need to make friends/find a girl asap. Under those greasy patches of hair lies a forehead with no end in sight; and those patches are thinning at what appears to be an alarming rate. Tick tock anon.
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>>678274900
here you go ron
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>>678274836
Damn yo wife ratchet as fuck. With her ugly ass jack Nicholson smile and shit
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>>678274909
>tick tock
lost
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>>678274784
nice to know you fucks still have webcams from 2002
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>>678274806
cant tell, some btards here have feminine penises
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>>678274902
Kokanee my man. Yourself

>canadian beer if you dont get it where you are
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>>678274952
Thanks Jake, really nice quality
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>>678274806
Show us what's down there, undress yourself and keep that pendant in the damn pic
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>>678275004
I don't drink anon. Wanna keep my liver intact
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>>678274836
Feels bad honestly... I had that and my ex took it from me.
>>678274845
Sorry on mobile.
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>>678274836
going to fap to your wife
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>>678273944
hows that welfare?
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>>678274806
Am male. Am edgelord. Am satanist.
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>>678274450
He does, but like actually a lunatic
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>>678274902
Hey as long as it's not any bitch mixed drinks like OP he's fine
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>>678274784
you look like the nigga from blues clues
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>>678274772
Kill urself retarded fucking cringey faggot
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>>678272028
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>>678274836
That's right. This is me at my family reunion.
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>>678274952
Family chin/10
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>>678275041
you seem like a nice guy. other oldfag seems like a total asshole (but what do you expect from california, anyway...)
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>>678271090
Best looking anon here
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>>678274892
thanks bruhski
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>>678274553
Guess my diet isn't working
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>>678275135
the face of a true cuck.
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>>678275135
you needed a nametag at your family reunion, "bob?"
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>>678274952
Lmfao. However does it feel that you just where'd your daughter out as fap material to a bunch of strangers?
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>>678275081
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>>678275081
what in gods name do you have on your fucking feet
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>>678274111
My asshole will be a better girlfriend than whatever she can provide.
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>>678275081
WHY DO YOU KEEP STANDING

DO YOU EVER SIT DOWN?

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, OP
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No time stamp because photo is not resent
Look like shit cause I am shit
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>>678275201
What about : >>678271812
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>>678275288
why is this skinny ape in its bathroom?
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>>678270582
sure, kiddo
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>>678275286
*whored
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>>678275288
i would sooo marry you. are you part jewish or irish(the curly red hair)? what ethnicitys are you?
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>>678275288
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Time to post my head again
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>>678274973
anybody got a burn heal?

>>678275034
good way to think my /b/rother

>>678275111
checked and rekt
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>>678275308
fuck your asshole, bro. I'm not a faggot like OP
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>>678269706
does the carpet match the drapes?
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>>678275288
clean your fucking ventilation, your breathing that shit...
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>>678275288
are you literally taking a poop while shitposting
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>>678275440
I'm Japanese!
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>>678275484
>fuck your asshole, bro
exactly
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>>678275310
kekd
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>>678274952
Haha thanks anon. Little too young for me I'll find a woman one day.. I hope
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>>678275288
Look at this faggot pretending to be a girl
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>>678275081
*ahem*
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>>678275363
Skinny ape. Makes me chuckle.
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>>678275475
>>678274973
forgot to add pic related
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>>678275572
go fuck a goat you isis cuck
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>>678275538
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>>678275081
If you shaved and took a shower then you'd be perfect qt twink
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>>678274784
I'm with you in the sense that we're both alcoholics with Ptosis.
I like anime so I might deserve to die more than you.
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>>678275620
Kek
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hoping to be scouted as a model
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>>678266987
Go fuck your step dad you edgy faggot nigger.
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>>678275538
>Weeb autist
Perfect for OP
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>>678275538
dont fuck with me. ill give you one more chance, i'm not a man to be crossed weabooina
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>>678275708
niggers can't be models
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>>678267642
>not some faggot lowlife
>posting on 4chan

Who are you fooling? Also, pick one.
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>>678275681
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>>678275484
Fuck off, you're not me
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>>678275708
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>>678275572
>i'm my own god

kill yourself and become one with yourself, you faggot
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>>678275708
Model what? Model inmate?
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>>678275620
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>>678271842
didnt even know it was possible to get acne on your chin like that
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>>678275708
You look like that one nigga
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>>678274839
Thanks bud you seem like a cool guy
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>>678275538
you look exactly like my coworker but with crazy red hair instead of brown. otherwise 95% face similarity
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>>678275827
i kek'd
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>>678274836
I wanna tongue punch your daughters fartbox.
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>>678274952
Moar
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>>678275686
Im gonna stick up my hand and say, Blue excorsist was the shit
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>>678275538
I'm also not a girl!
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>>678275827
rickety rekt
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>>678275827
Modelurinate. Nagger.
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>>678275942
Triggered
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:(
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>>678275772
>>
Not going to take a new picture so eh
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>>678276025
there's still time for dick pics, anon
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>>678275942
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>>678275708
fresh prince of bel air announced they already found their carlton
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>>678275942
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>678276051
Im hap[y Im not the only person that posts the black mage with boner
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>>678276062
nice 2008 hairstyle, emo faggot
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>>678275827
died laughing
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>>678276120
Rekt, told ya it was a guy
>>
Oh look, a cringe thread. And a good one at that.
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>>678276120
i want that cute jap girl to make that same face topless
>>678275538
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>>678275827
>>678276192
I also lol'd pretty hard
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>>678275708
looking pretty good fam!
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>>678275942
show dick and face
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>>678276120
Jesus fucking christ man, stop being so edgy
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>>678276062
You could be slurping on my cock right now
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>>678276154
jesus, you must feel so special right now... i'll let you have it... it seems you don't get that big ol' slice of happiness too often.
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>>678276120
please floss..... its like really easy.....
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>>678276308
Actually even i think that this pic is kind of gay from me
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>>678276062
Shit on your step uncle Roy's cock you motherfucking cuck of a bitch.
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>>678276308
damn anon you're sexy af. sexual preference?
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>>678276315
i'm not a aids sucking faggot, homo.
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>>678276218
How do I unfap?
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>>678276120
stop posting go wash your hair and WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING UP?
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>>678276315
Kekkerino
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>>678275753
>>678275813
>>678275827
>>678275901
>>678276099
Am I that ugly or is it just that I'm a nigger?
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>>678276418
>implying I have sex with black guys
max par
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>>678276459
I'd say you're a pretty average dude
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>>678275262
Here's this cucks YouTube http://youtu.be/ezLZkYHtXek
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>>678276459
your teeth are okay.

and that part of your eye that surrounds the iris
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>>678276459
Being black makes you ugly
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>>678276419
Stick your finger up your dickhole and pull out the pee hose
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>>678276419
this guy has become so cringey that he has actually been recreating memes irl...
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>>678276459
You're pretty decent looking, I don't think you'll be a model though. That is, unless you have a nice bod.
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>>678276459
your face looks like someone grabbed your nose and chin in a pinching gesture
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>>678276459
Fuck niggers. All they gave us was Flava Flav.
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>>678276459
>ugly or nigger
Is there a difference?
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>>678276539
his facebook is bob.krause.142
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>>678275572
am actually not even satanist
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>>678276459
Nah you're cool. I was thinking of the wrong nig
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>>678269706
spread buttcheeks
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>>678276542
that would be the sclera
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>>678276614
Daughters YouTube http://youtu.be/e2RakISQo60
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>>678275813
>>678276459

your jaw literally looks like this
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>>678276604
And dave
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>>678276646
Show me them tits yo aww shieeett
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>>678276588
that was a joke
also nice heil hitler dubs
>>678276604
top quality bantz
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>>678276646
those are some perfect ass teeth
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>>678275538
satan demands your tits. DEMANDS THEM
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hi sorry for the backwards text
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>>678276493
i know what you faggots do while you';re on meth, aidsboy.


ive seen the Meth documentary about you disgusting faggot homos/


https://youtu.be/NgmRPNp5RbQ
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>>678276431
Ive been on a stool this whole time...
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>>678276646
TITS OR GTFO DUMB BITCH!!!
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