Lolichan thread. :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JyYk9lVZKB
Timestamp with tits
>>678241167
loli chan thank you for the last thread your pretty cool
>>678241167
Hey!
Do "I'm daddy's little whore please fuck me daddy!"
>>678241167
Looks like she needs a big masculine man to put her in a submissive position.
In a somber tone.
"Thank you all. You made me feel such feelings I thought I had lost. I'm glad this happened... Maybe in another lifetime..I could have such luck... and call you "friends"."
Please. I. I just need this, loli-chan.
If you are still around.
Just say "Exterminator", please!
Tits or gtfo
"Cactus you are glowing in the desert sun, the way your spines are polished is so arousing. Please make sweet love to me!"
>>678241167
Before I get buried in responses again...
Loli-chan, I still love all your stuff, even if you didn't upload everything to Chirbit.
In crescendo
"Anon-kun you're suck a fucking faggot HOLY SHIT!!"
>>678241469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04hFUedF8Qu
>>678241491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05EvxK7Vb5d
Enjoy <3
>>678241680
Can someone repost the chirbit?
>>678241560
Thank you! It was just wayyyy to much to upload at once. I will get back on it sometime real soon. ^-^
>>678241876
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05EvxK7Vb5d
ayy lmao
>>678241827
Beautiful. Thank you. Thank you dearly.
"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."
>>678242031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CkEDdKDOVw
(:
Loli-chan, before you go, please?
"Good morning, me. Did you sleep well? And did you wake up well? Does
the light and the wind, the air and the smell, all feel brand new? Is
each and every cell in your body awake now? Today, you are who you
are today. You are a newer version of me. Myself ten years from
now... That's so far away for me that I can't even begin to imagine.
Am I alone? Or is there a wonderful person next to me? Well, knowing
me, I'm sure I am troubling a lot of different people. But that's all
right. There's no problem. I will always be cheering you on.
*pause*
And now for a big cheer... from the bottom of my heart. Go! Go! Me,
me, me! Do your best, do your best! Me, me, me! Don't lose, don't
lose! Me, me, me!"
pls say "lmao fucking plebs"
>>678241876
Noice
"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, leather club's three blocks down"
"Andrew please don't pull out, you're stretching my ass just right! *maybe a 2 second pause* oh god you're cumming so much, i'm so full *gasping and maybe an orgasm noise"
>>678242140
I second this.
>>678241167
Please do "My beloved Stan...you mean the world to me"
>>678242241
Andrew Stahp
Can you said "Please Meep my Moop"
>>678242223
You got it boss. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XdkwTyUZ26
>>678241167
Any chance we could get you to sing 'You are my Sunshine' at some point?
>>678242156
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CkEDdKDOVw
ROFLMAO
"I want you to hurt me. I want you to spank me and treat me like dirt and fuck me as hard as you can."
>>678241996
Can't let your voice go to waste!
Also I have an old request that you never got around to: sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for me! Either now or you can do it later on Chirbit.
>>678241974
www.chirbit.com/lolichan
>>678242466
too soon dude
>>678242140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rn9Brul33b
>>678242241
>in this thread requesting a funny joke for a friend
>someone requesting lewd loli voice acting with my real name
Jesus why are the posts so close together.
>>678242570
Cheers
Keep em coming lads, I love saying spicy memes.
>>678242166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s3Y6Y1UT5H
Could you say, "Sometimes, when it's raining outside I like to wither away in my own depression. *giggle*"
"Please stop daddy it hurts so much. I'll do anything you want, just stop hurting me."
>>678242904
pls say "don't talk to me or my son ever again" thankyou sempai desu ne
>>678242647
am diamonds...
>>678241521
please this
>>678242519
http://chirb.it/GH9c0E
pls help a footfag in need...
"Daddy, wanna smell my feet? I wore the same socks all week 'an they're really gross..."
"I caught you sniffing my panties. I thought you might want to taste the real thing."
>>678243281
so, your a footfag and also a pedo?
"Hey wake up!"
>>678243459
Double wammy
>>678243499
checked
"Spicy Memes For Polio Ridden Teens is the best page on Jewbook. Click like or kill yourself, faggot." pl0x shill
>>678243281
You disgust me.
>>678243446
rolling
>>678243092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Bi5mkpuTW
>>678243446
Hell I'll bump for this.
>>678242431
Please do this anon-chan
Scream "Deutschland uber alles" or "Fur der fuhrer"
>>678243714
"Go Bots do not masturbate. Turbo is a good Go Bot, copter is an evil Go Bot they would not be conversing. Robot Chicken has screwed the pooch when conveying the scope of the Go Bot universe"
Requesting the version of this poem from Pretty Baby.
I think every anon here would enjoy that movie.
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I love you once, I love you twice
I love you more than beans and rice
I love you blue, I love you green
I love you more than peach ice cream
I love you north, south, east and west
You’re the one I love the best
>>678241469
i feel like this is from something but i can't remember what
>>678242570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2hSCVfBbI
I'm not a very good singer. ;_;
>>678241167
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
-
Have fun loli-chan~
>>678244091
I hope you live by yourself
Say: ANGRY MOTH NOISES
Can you make an audio where you just moan like getting fucked? Please!
"Oh daddy my pussy's all wet and tingly."
>>678244355
I second that.
>>678244039
Its from my thoughts. Its for a tabletop game with my buds. As a beloved character dies.
"Mommy takes me to a special doctor. He makes me hug this big machine and then he ties my hands and feet to it so I can't move. The whole time there's this tingly thing between my legs that makes me come again and again until I fall asleep."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04GqBHYB1ES
>>678241680
THIS
*2 minutes of intense moaning*
>>678244481
This is gold.
If you said this i would die, i would spam this shit any time an Eva thread popped up "Rei is shit, Asuka obviously belongs with Shinji and if you think otherwise youre an entry level faggot"
"Oh Cactus-Kun your spines are so sugoi"
pls say "your waifu is shit! SHIIIIIIT!"
>>678244091
>I'm not a very good singer. ;_;
That's okay, you can broaden your talents! <3
And you're not bad, you can stay on tune.
>>678244743
Bumping this, toilet fags btfo if she does this one
>>678244481
This is unbelievable.
>>678244355
i have problems, please
please, i beg of you, loli-kun, say
"what are you, a bernie cuck? get the fuck out, spic/nigger/mudslime! wallbuilder masterrace!"
>>678244481
This is the only one so far i would actually jerk it too
Lemme see that big dick papi *sucking sounds*
Is she gone again? :c
>>678244481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ACSZPLnWtm
>>678242971
Thank you. Hearing it now, a lot of the words I wrote were wrong. I rewrote it properly. Only if you want to. Thanks! <3
Loli-chan, before you go, please?
"Good morning, me. Did you sleep well? Did you wake up feeling good? Does the light and the wind, the air and the smells, all feel like they're brand new and fresh this morning? Is each and every cell in your body awake and alive now? Today, you are who you are today, see? You're still me, but you're a newer version. Myself ten years from now. It's so far away it's almost impossible to imagine. Am I alone? Or is there a wonderful person next to me? Well, knowing
me, I'm sure you're causing trouble for lots of different people. I'm sorry, I don't mean to. But it's alright. That's part of life too, isn't it? You're not perfect, but you've got a lot to give, so remember. I'll always be cheering you on.
*pause*
And now a big cheer, from my heart. Go! Go! Me,
me, me! Do your best, do your best! Me, me, me! Don't lose, don't lose! Me, me, me!"
>>678244481
holy fuck
>>678245458
Loli chan isnt pure, ABANDON THREAD
>>678245458
did you guys fuck at the end?
>>678245458
how about some gagging and sucking noises?
lolichan can you tell me everything is going to be okay
>>678245458
>loli chan isnt her real voice
>has some faggot boyfriend
How am i supposed to self insert into this garbage now? I knew we should have stuck with tits or gtfo
>>678245458
Loli-chan, you'd better delete the vocaroo upload too.
>>678245527
New loli chan?
>>678245458
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B59Jgm5MVb
Loli chan trying to delete the one with her faggot boyfriend in it
>loli chan has a friend
>everybody getting mad
lmao this bread
can you say "dilly's cock is huge"
>>678246562
Lel she deleted the vocaroo too
>>678241167
i really like to dress up as Webby
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Webby suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pPt3Yt1TAe
>>678246576
She said it was her boyfriend
>implying I didnt download it lolichan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tm3Idtam58
You guys are unkind. I won't be making threads here anymore. Thanks!
>>678246870
Fuck off or post your tits. You already ruined it
>>678246445
Different person altogether. There have been at least three different girls to have the title Loli-chan.
The first one was a 12 year old girl back in 2003, she was a camgirl.
The second one is the Vocaroo/Chirbit girl in this thread.
The upload at >>678245527 is another girl altogether. She's got at least another two recordings, one is a daddy/daughter recording, the other is a footjob. Probably more too.
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Anyone looking for more stuff like Loli-chan should check out >>>/soc/FSA and/or >>>/soc/MSA
>>678246990
sorry dude. and thanks for the ride while it lasted
>>678246990
i just wanted you to tell me everything would be okay
feels fucking bad man
>>678246870
OH DEAR GOD THIS IS THE MOST FAPTASTIC RENDITION OF THE POKEMON THEME SONG EVER
>>678246979
Noice, i downloaded it too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fhunXfIfSA
Knew it was going to blow up right when i heard it
>>678246979
The hero we need, good job anon
>>678245527
you're my hero
>>678246990
Good, post your tits next time ya dumb cunt
>>678246990
No! Don't go Loli-chan! You know this happens every time. Don't listen to the assholes, just ignore them.
For all of 4chan...you must say it, loli-chan!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678241167
Love me stepdaddy!
loli chan is kill:C
>>678241167
Loli chan pls.
>>678246990
Dont leave! Dont let some bad apples ruin it :c
>>678249112
I think she's just having fun with her boyfriend right now. Refer to >>678246870
>>678247291
I did yours. I can't stand to see you guys sad. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8BD6dOpX9
>>678250093
Guys I found a loli-chan
>>678250093
loli-chan is beck
Loli-chan I would really appreciate you doing >>678245610 with the updated text
>>678250093
thank you
Lolichan pls say: "I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this real... or not?"
>>678250093
Your boyfriend already finished? That was fast. Maybe you shouldnt be such a whore and you wouldnt end up with such a loser. Now fuck off
>>678248130
>>678250093
Lolichan pls I love u.
>>678250825
Asshole, kindly get out
>>678250093
Post your fuckin tits already you dumb slut
Excuse me, you know-nothing newfags, but there already is a Loli-Chan.
>>678250093
>>678250825
>>678250927
Top kek, we got a white knight. Damn tho people really dont like you for that boyfriend shit, that being said post your tits you dumb cunt
>>678250093
Fuck you you make me wanna kms
>>678250093
Tits with a timestamp or fuck off
>>678251360
>>678250927
>>678250825
>>678250093
Nice try nigger
Glory to the real Loli.
holy shit you guys are dense
i'm glad loli chan left now
>>678243281
>>678250947
Meh.
>>678251640
Wrong
>>678251937
>>678251937
I think im going to vomit
Say, "Wow... I can't remember the last time I met someone as amazing as you, Fredrick." It would make my night. :)
>>678250093
Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
Gonna go watch venture bros, hopefully this dumb bitch posts her tits while im gone
>>678253436
>>678252753
>>678250825
>>678251612
>>678250947
>>678250927
Fuck off faggots. TITS OR GTFO is not something you spam at every girl.
It's only for when the girl has posted nothing of value and just wants attention.
have a good night lolichan!
>>678253557
You got me fucker
Thread is dead, later /b/ros
